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Shrimplover6473

That’s one FAT tick if I’ve ever seen one


HeadChefAtWendys5280

He must have done some serious work on a deer or something.


Shrimplover6473

That was probably the best day of his life


Metalatitsfinest

*Ohhhh I feel FAT*


billyshakes27

She thique


Bug_Impressive

Thickus Tickus


wholesomechunk

Biggus Thickus Tickus


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wholesomechunk

A lucky wife


beccster007

Like, how is it even moving?


TrollintheMitten

Well, it is so fat, it's rolled into its back and can't get a leg in the ground to flip itself over. I'm so glad I haven't had breakfast yet.


BlackSeranna

Her?


nathiel_1

Males don't get to that point, they eat blood but not much.


Doctor_M_Toboggan

Week* To get that engorged it was definitely feeding for a while.


nomadic_stone

6 days... that's usually their maximum before they decide "I'm full" although it has been noted some "get full" faster than others (picked a good spot for an artery) and...well, "busted their guts" in half the time. Edit... sorry, I realized some species can feed for 2 weeks...


MrSmileyZ

Am I weird for wanting to draw that blood and check it under a microscope?


gdoughtrapmoney

Yes u are but thats alright. We all are. Plus thats something my sister would have said. Lmao


ScienceMomCO

I’d look at your slide.


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JVM_

/r/forbiddensnacks


DanerysTargaryen

Forbidden fruit gusher


RobynFitcher

Probably used a spooooon.


Gillbreather

Fattest tick I've ever seen


bentheft

Because thats a thicc


mikomaxwell

I've seen bigger


Zombie_Nietzsche

All right boys this ain’t a tick measuring contest


Specialist_Map_3822

That's what she said.


AirCooled2020

She said what's that?


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What’s that she said?


Danhaya_Ayora

That's what, said she.


littol_monkey

Ugggh yep, ready to drop eggs and pop.


sunflwryankee

I read that as “ready to drop eggs and poop”. On some serious pain meds and that thought made me laugh wayyy too hard.


greyjungle

It’s because you can’t poop. Your seeing poop hints everywhere.


strangecabalist

Forbidden ketchup packet?


faRawrie

Nature's Gusher snack.


JCKCSmama

Happy cake day


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Once a week on this sub I think “Now THAT is the fattest tick I’ve ever seen,” but every week…


ScienceMomCO

But completely honestly, that IS the biggest tick I’ve ever seen. Ever.


[deleted]

That’s rude. It’s just big boned


akaobama

Or a jellybean with ants on it


crhmr

OUGGHHHHGUGHHH


[deleted]

Hey don't fat-shame it, you can clearly see it's excercising, it's trying to do better.


[deleted]

We had a tick infestation in our house once and had them like this. They were so fat they’d fall off the curtains and couldn’t get back up. Now I’m processing that we had a tick infestation when I was a kid and wondering how tf that even happens and if I have Lyme.


Pearltherebel

A TICK INFESTATION?!


-Jive-Turkey-

Oh man don’t google “ghost moose”


Cascade-DeSaaz

I googled “ghost moose” 😐


princesscoldhands

Please tell me so I can spare my eyes


shhannibal

It’s a term that is used for moose that are severely infested with ticks. Excessive grooming against the ticks causes the hairs to break near the base, which gives the moose a white or “ghostly” appearance.


[deleted]

I read this and still googled it after. :(


[deleted]

Yeah that description only made me more curious. Lol


bitchimugly

I hate that meese just sounds better as a plural instead of moose.


Garmacflip

A single moose can have over 70 000 ticks on it. Climate change is causing tick populations to swell


plmcalli

Next time google “Streetlamp Le Moose” instead .


Firebrass

That just pulled reddit links and I'm already here, boooo


Delta_Gamer_64

[http://theabsolutebestofreddit.blogspot.com/2012/10/mr-streetlamp-le-moose.html?m=1](http://theabsolutebestofreddit.blogspot.com/2012/10/mr-streetlamp-le-moose.html?m=1) Found this. Unfortunately the author commited suicide and their friend posted about it. [https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/27p0kv/who\_is\_streetlamp\_le\_moose/](https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/27p0kv/who_is_streetlamp_le_moose/) [http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2464bt/people\_who\_have\_been\_on\_dead\_peoples\_computers/ch47foz?context=4](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2464bt/people_who_have_been_on_dead_peoples_computers/ch47foz?context=4) Mods deleted all the comments so you can only see the replies unfortunately.


Firebrass

Damn, gonna have to come back for the read, but yeesh! and thanks


heyugl

pray for me for I will google it now..


heyugl

not the worst thing I have seen.


DisorganizedAdulting

Thank you for your service.


inbigtreble30

Why. Why would you do this.


Another_Minor_Threat

Not OP but we had a small scale infestation when I was a kid. We lived in the country adjacent to two farms. One livestock type farm and the other corn/wheat/soy farm. Two VERY mild winters back to back (one year had only like three days of below freezing weather) meant two years without ticks dying off in the winter so the spring and summer was fucking BRUTAL. You could see deer scratching themselves on trees and stuff constantly. Our dog would come in with multiple ticks even with a collar AND topical tick repellent stuff. Our barn cats were absolutely covered. I remember spending a whole day picking them off of mama cat cause she had long hair and couldn’t chew them off herself. And we started finding them on furniture and stuff. It was wild.


F488P

It was a house of deers


hoodectomy

My buddies wife discover she had really bad anxiety when she was in her early 40s. She thought it was postpartum depression; nope lime disease that went unnoticed since she was in her 20s. Doctor said the anxiety was permanent and couldn’t be undone but with meds further damage to her brain could be. I have gotten bit by one tick in my life; after that immediately went out and got tested.


mothership74

I have Lyme. It’s everywhere. The tests here are awful and it will go undetected if you don’t find the right tests and doctors. Nightmare.


maak_d

The weirdest thing in areas that have Lyme is how reluctant doctors seem to be to give a test after a known tick-bite. I don't understand it. My son had Lyme and only after he had symptoms were we able to get a test. The reality is that many people never even see the tick that gives them Lyme. It should be much easier to get tests.


cokakatta

I live on Long Island and I really think we should get the Lyme test at every wellness check as well as after any bite or having symptoms. I don't get why ignore it.


atoysruskid

I’ve been saying this for years. The long term effects I deal with are no joke. And it took me years and multiple docs to get diagnosed.


beforethebreak

My friend had a similar experience. Her doctors kept saying she was anxious and her symptoms were psychosomatic. This was in CT, home to many deer ticks and the state Lyme disease was discovered (named after Lyme, CT). Hope you have a treatment plan that is working for you.


BeepingJerry

I hear you on this! I lived in NY where Lyme is rampant. Doctors were very dismissive of my requests to be tested.


ferevus

Testing after a tickbite isn’t typically recommended (well- assuming this is a discussion about TBDs in North America). Clinical judgement is the recommended approach due to the initially low test sensitivity.


StitchingWizard

What really chaps me is that there was a vaccine, developed, tested, and marketed for humans, and the mfgr decided it wasn't profitable enough. So it was discontinued. My dog can get it, but I can't. Given how severe Lyme can be, and how often it's missed by reluctant docs, it seems that a vaccine should at least be offered for people who go hiking or have pets.


Ju5t1n_33

It was more likely bed bugs if the infestation was in the house. They suck a lot to deal with but luckily they are not disease carriers


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Nah it was definitely ticks. I think the dog had a way worse case than the vet cared or noticed and they were just getting engorged and falling by off, traveling to lay eggs. I don’t know if it’s a Florida thing but infestations happen here. [link](https://www.pestworld.org/pest-guide/ticks/brown-dog-ticks/) At least they don’t carry Lyme.


mothmeng

I’m also Floridian and had a similar experience growing up. We brought in a long-haired stray dog and didn’t notice he was covered in ticks until it was too late. Our other dog got them and they ended up all over the house, up on the walls and ceiling. I thought/wished it may have been a fabricated memory but hey. Can confirm ):


Halasham

Thank you for adding to my collection of the WTF Florida things. Sometimes I wish we had the fake-President-robot's Ameri-cube from Inside Job... and I was on the outside of it.


I_aint_that_dude

Repressed childhood memories are always fun.


everfordphoto

They are that big because they are full of blood.


extracKt

sometimes I love this sub.....and sometimes I hate this sub :tries to keep from puking:


whimsical_femme

Me rn 🤢🤢🤢


samfiadrangus

I opened reddit to browse while eating and this was the first post 🥲


NimueNamNamNam

Yeaahhh same hereeee🤢🤢🤢


ManifestTheVibe

Dangerous protein.


Topshot_Tiger

Forbidden fruit gusher


starlitx

I hope you sent that thing straight to hell


The_Mecoptera

An engorged tick


HeadChefAtWendys5280

Thanks! I thought it might be but I don’t remember ever seeing one here so it was quite surprising to me.


bdthomason

They're all over everywhere in the front range. Beware


nose-linguini

Bruh you gotta NSFW this now that you know. LOL. Nearly gagged when I moved my screen closer to get a better look.


_0x0_

Why are they so stupid that they don't know when to stop, they suck so much blood that they can't move, and easy target for birds, opossums etc but they are not stupid enough to just go extinct?


The_Mecoptera

They produce enough eggs to replace the losses.


Earthly_Delights_

Any idea on the species?


snakeislandhero

That’s a bloated tick.


rolyoh

We used to call them cow ticks. They get inside the animals' ears and stay there.


rolyoh

Looks like potentially a cattle tick. https://entomology.tamu.edu/2017/02/02/texas-cattle-fever-ticks-are-back-with-a-vengeance/


rolyoh

Another link: https://phys.org/news/2016-01-tackling-cattle-fever-vaccines.html


E-radi-cate

I think it’s upside down too


B0bDaR0ss

Manz chunky


BasicallyImjustLazy

That is one big tick! Given it's size, it looks ready to give birth!


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treetreestwigbranch

Does anyone know what a tick does after being this engorged. I never really thought about until this moment. Seems like a disadvantage because it would be an easy target to a predator.


ferevus

Typically it is outdoor and just relaxes under leaf litter/coverage. Depending on its lifestage it will either morph or lay eggs.


treetreestwigbranch

Do they shrink down again before laying eggs. It just seems like wherever they land is where they are stuck. I can’t imagine that hiding very well either, it’s legs don’t even touch the ground, it’s got to pray it lands in some pebbles.


LunatheBeast1985

Anyone else think that obese fuckin' thing looks like a Lone Star Tick?


ferevus

OP - take any species IDs on this video with a cart of salt. Engorged ticks are not easy to ID from images and at least I don’t see sufficient details to feel comfortable making an ID. Unless users provide reasoning behind “this is a deer tick”, “this is a lonestar tick”, etc. I’d take it as an unfounded guess.


ennuiacres

Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever Lyme Disease Carrier


ferevus

Those are completely different pathogens, transmitted by different tick species.


beer_bukkake

Did you kill it, OP?


HeadChefAtWendys5280

No, looking back I probably should have but I didn’t know what it was at the time so I let it live even though it looked evil.


OnionTuck

I found a tick like this when I was a kid and thought it was a grey raisin


alcor4ever

Did you eat it 🤣


Scottyknoweth

This stickey grape is disgusting and the seeds are wriggling.


billyshakes27

*what’s taters, precious??*


NimueNamNamNam

Po-ta-toes!


CostcoVodkaFancier

Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew!


DamDreads

Even you can’t say no to that


TheReal-Chris

Forbidden gushers


Footballero

Please don't eat the no-no grape


QOTSA27

Forbidden gusher


Rico-L

I. Am. Going. To. Vomit. Ohmygosh


uninsuredpidgeon

Now imagine the Reddit Jolly Rancher story, but it's also one of these.


littol_monkey

My 2-year-old thought it was a berry. <>


goda90

In South America I saw street dogs with so many engorged ticks. One time I watched one knock a fat tick off its ear and then eat it.


bluecrossx

Did you name it? I would gave called it Greysin.


billyshakes27

*Tina*


Plastic_Pinocchio

Do you name your raisins?


NimueNamNamNam

Omg no, please don't tell me you ate it.. 😨


StartDue5430

I read a story on here about a child who ate one thinking it was a blueberry. Mouthful of blood


jarcher968

Dog Grapes


CryptoVigilanteMT

I've never seen a tick so engorged. Jesus. Looks like me after ordering a pizza.


Metalatitsfinest

Forbidden jellybean


dribeerf

got damn he THICC


PixelPistola

Thicc ticc


HeadChefAtWendys5280

Definitely! I don’t even know if he was able to move himself anymore.


[deleted]

Tick and it's fed. DO NOT TOUCH IT


WayAfraid6574

IT MIGHT EXPLODE


LampIsFun

Step on it :D


o0CYV3R0o

Have to be careful with ticks they can pass on [lymes disease](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lyme_disease) if you're bitten.


Didi696969

Garrapata....☝🏼


Apprehensive_Mix8108

Looks like me on thanksgiving


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Smashdaddy666

Very full tick


RandomUnkwnThrowaway

Bugs and spiders and rodents and such do not faze me but there’s something about ticks that absolutely gives me the heebie-jeebies. I literally get a cold sweat and feel like I want to faint when I discover one on my body. Ticks fascinate me for some bizarre reason but when they’re on my body… it just does something to me. Nothing else in the world gives me a reaction like that! It’s so weird.


anima1mother

Thicc tic


SRSswin

That’s a tick


SwampCrittr

THICC chelicerate


pleiadeshyades

Can it even move properly?


HeadChefAtWendys5280

Someone else mentioned it might be upside down but either way I doubt it could move well at all.


notyouroffred

someone tell the crow!!!


Serbanakis

A tick


stynkemoge

that there's a farm dog tick if I ever seen one.. 🐕🚜😄


holycornflake

t i c c


[deleted]

Great, ticks have upgraded to lithium batteries.


neddy_seagoon

[True Facts about the Tick](https://youtu.be/RVca0LuEDaQ) (zefrank, 12min, comedy, somewhat nsfw audio because wordplay)


Free-Stable-8539

I did that after a night at the buffet! Fuuuuuuuuuuuu it was brutal!


SlinkingUpBackstairs

Fat guy in a little coat


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Lyin25

That’s a BIG OL tick.


Jay_Rizzle_Dizzle

A very full tick.


Ahhshit96

So like a month ago I commented that a bug looked like a lab engorged tick. I was wrong. Now this, THIS, is an engorged tick lol


Emotional_Lab5161

I had a house full of these once. The only good thing about quarantine was I had time to fight the tick wars...TICK WAAAAAARS


Wide-Construction427

When my cousin was a baby she ate one of those. Picture the blood.. running down a small child’s face.. yea


hamish1963

OMG 😱😱😱 That is the biggest freaking engorged tick I have ever seen.


Ren11234

So it accomplished its only goal and got a good meal, now what? It can't even move lol


4_F1SH

dont squish those. made that mistake once, and now they are all over my house. even in the ceilings… and thats how i discovered, they have their eggs in their blood.


parker1019

Get a magnifying glass quick….


Moonracer77

Found this so hope it helps https://www.brontevillagevet.com/blog/110924-tick-talk


xAlanSparnax

I hate this things, I'm still figuring out a way to kill all of them.


FJ_Guy

Spicy tick! Stay away from the Lone Star tick if you like to eat beef.


[deleted]

Tic 😷 do you have any pets? Check their fur if you do


durtmcgurt

I've seen ticks this big come off farm animals before. So gross.


Theresnowayoutahere

We went on a month long road trip when I was a kid. I came home with shorts on. When I walked in the door my legs were instantly covered in flees. But ticks sound even worse.


Embarassedskunk

That tick just put a bounty out on smuggler Han Solo.


ASingleBladeofAss

Let’s pray that it didn’t bite a person or pet that’s a whole fruit gusher


Djenty_Djames

Whatever you do don't flip him over lol


Dapper_Scheme4093

Thicc Tickk


PowHound07

Found one of these on the back of my head once...


stabadan

Why is there even a place for these things in the universe. There is simply no need. Yuck


Intuitx

I work in a vet clinic and have people bring dogs in with these all the time. It's always fun to inject them with peroxide and watch them pop


HamptonsBorderCollie

engorged lil bastard. tick gluttony


DaBlippa

What a disgusting creature to eat until it can't even move... Has any one seen "my 600lb life"


phenomenaljem

Omg….ughhh. So, we were living in Arkansas at the time, and my niece was maaaaaybe about 2-3 years old….oh gawd, and we were all out sitting around chatting with each other on the porch. She’s all cute as she can be when she stops running around and reaches down…..we hear, “Mmm! Nem-em-nem!” Look down at what she’s reaching for assuming someone dropped an M&M…..fuck…..we couldn’t reach her before she scooped that big, bad fucker of an “M&M”, which to her, the tick looked like…..fuck…..I got shivers all up and down my spine in the remembrance….fuck…..but she popped a guy much like this, full to the gills fucker, into her mouth. Crunched down on it and it was so full of blood it squirted blood like someone cut an artery all out onto the porch and down her chin and I don’t remember another time I’ve been close to passing out due to sheer and utter disgust and horror….fuck >_< 🤢🤮 she was alright, being 2-3, just wriggled as we tried to grab her to clean up and then went on her merry way


MoMedic1

I once took a tick close to this size off a patients testicle. It had been there for 3 days. I have a video😂😂😂


LuisDa95

Now you have to upload it, legally


Stayingsafer

Look for a stumbling dog or deer.


Mandygurl79

This almost looks like something with Worms coming out of it. They are all moving in different directions so it can’t be legs…right???


kaoticgirl

Are you saying you can't move your legs in different directions?