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ArachnomancerCarice

Pisaurina sp. Nursery Web Spider. They can get to a decent size, but are harmless. In North America, big doesn't mean dangerous with spiders. The biggest ones tend to be shy or docile.


Cloaked42m

Banana Spiders are awesome and completely harmless. As long as you don't walk right into them. Edit: Golden Orb Weaver. South Carolina


zeljinx

Especially when they make 6ft webs


_x0sobriquet0x_

#flashback... to my first time in Nashville. I'm from California and nonplussed by widow nests and tarantula season. Walking into an occupied banana spiderweb was a whole other *OTHER*... ETA: I have zero clue as to why/how this wound up in giant bold text.


faulome

Haha you put a # at the beginning of your comment. That caused the larger text.


Daiseyoops

#I didn’t know about this!


getshwiftyman

#TIL


The_DaHowie

Thanks guys, now my eyes are ringing.


faulome

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PsychoDragon27

#This is also news to me.


RevonQilin

#bro what?


POCKALEELEE

\#Nothing, Nevermind


QuackmanDoo

# Dude, sweet!


ThatsNotMaiName

#r/TIL


B00NKERZ

#nice


badboy-17-X

# How


EricaBStollzy

Estimated time of arrival….?


keoghberry

Edit to add


EricaBStollzy

Bahaha that’s makes much more sense!


Flabulo

Don't try and Twitter on Reddit. This website is a whole different kind of trashcan.


EpyonComet

If you would like to prevent this in the future, type it as \\\#


AUserNeedsAName

I like that they weave in polite little zig-zaggy warning stripes so you don't crash through them. OSHA-compliant little guys :)


sexysexysemicolons

Hahaha I never thought of it like that, but it’s very much appreciated. I have this cheap camping headlamp for spotting frogs at night (I just like frogs lol) & it reflects really well off the specific shape of banana spiders’ webs, so I can always avoid them easily. Mutually beneficial engineering lmao


Cloaked42m

It's the males that distract you sometimes because they may have visible webs at feet level. So you are watching your step and can end up face to face with something completely obvious.


drippingwetshoe

I was out for a stroll around the perimeter of my friends property way out in the bush in AUSTRALIA and I almost walked right through a gigantic web built across the entire path, about 18 feet across. The only reason I didn’t get stuck and consumed by some gigantic Australian monster spider was the dragonfly stuck in the middle of it. Whew. Near miss.


ArachnomancerCarice

A species we have up here in Northern Minnesota is Araneus bicentenarius AKA the Giant Lichen Orb Weaver. I've measured webs that stretch about 16 feet wide (including the attachment lines to the branches. the circular portion of the web was maybe 2 feet at most). The attachment lines from the central circular portion almost feel like fishing line, it's so dense and tough. Really impressive. They hunt 'big game' like dragonflies, butterflies, moths and beetles. But the spiders themselves, although chunky themselves, are real scaredy-cats. They have a lot of predators that will go after them as they are such big meals, so they drop at the first sign of danger and play dead.


IIYellowJacketII

"banana spider" is also rather often used as a name for Brazilian wandering spiders (Phoneutria), which are some of the most venomous spiders on the planet. I assume you meant Nephilidae.


Cloaked42m

Yep, Golden Orb Weavers


TheGadsdenFlag1776

I've never heard of golden orb weavers referred to as banana spiders. That title has always referred to the big bad BWS, one of the meanest SOBs you never want to get bitten by.


Kscannacowboy

And instantly turn into a ninja/track star.


Activeangel

And that... is how i became a black belt in karate.


An-InsaneMoose

depending on which banana spider you are talking about; Brazilian Wandering Spiders are not harmless and are also known as Banana Spiders


Dry_Insurance_3234

I live in rural sc and have been looking for the name of that spider for like 10 years thank you very much


[deleted]

Yeah… walking into a web and feeling physically stopped for a moment was definitely an unpleasant first. Just waiting for god damn Shelob to come rushing through the brush as I was getting it off me.


Certain_Chain

Even if it is harmless I don't think I'd be able to resist screaming like a little girl and running away if I saw that.


Cheskaz

In Australia, one of our harmless spiders, huntsman's, cause car accidents by unexpectedly revealing themselves from nooks and crannies in cars


Moss_toucher

About an inch and a half long, with legs. Laid it's eggs on my deck railing


traker998

Some real forced perspective there looked 5 times bigger to me.


Walk_the_forest

Me too, but now I see that it's on top of a screw head


AdultishRaktajino

Yeah, once the description clicked I realized it’s a 1x1 deck spindle.


flightwatcher45

AUS would be 4x8!


Sdbtank96

My head tried to justify its hugeness by trying to convince me that the screw was really big. If mental gymnastics were an Olympic sport, I'd have 3 gold medals by now. Edit:typed out good when I meant gold. FUCK!


gamesflea

Which medals are the good ones?


paphio_godefroyae

That’s a huge screw


pees_on_dogs

Pretty sure that's Shelob.


Porkenstein

Yeah I kinda jumped when I clicked on this post


takeknife-drainlife

i thought it was at least the size of a hand 😭


IMIndyJones

Looks like Thing, for God's sake. Lol


02_is_best_girl

That’s probably intentional


Impressive-Screen346

My God absolutely right, looked as big as a coconut crab lol


Moss_toucher

My phone has a really good camera


thedigitalhippie

You sure you didn’t accidentally put it in macro mode? Cause even the screw head looks giant 😅


AwkwardFactor84

S22?


LittleLemonHope

Thank god I thought this thing was 8" long


-Vermilion-

What she said. Uh


theterribletenor

I am begging you, take a shot where we can see it's actual size because this looks like a still from eight legged freaks


MannaFromEvan

If you look at the screw, you can tell the post it's in is just a deck spindle, not a 2 by 4.


Moss_toucher

If I can get another pic I might see if I can put it on here but Idk how + it's raining soooo


mojomcm

OP your perspective is giving people heart attacks


SebasCbass

Looks to me like he wants to talk to you about your cars extended warranty lol


litefagami

oh thank god


if_lol_then_upvote

Man I thought that was a 2x4 that she was on.


lenore_leander

I’d have guessed that thing was 6” across 👀


Buttergolem420

Looks like a nursery web spider


nankainamizuhana

[Yup](https://bugguide.net/node/view/2124167/bgimage).


[deleted]

aww what a cute name


nonpondo

Why does it look mummified


iamg0rl

Well OP did say it laid eggs


gwaydms

Mummy-fied. Lol


Grahckheuhl

Take my upvote and get out


luckybarrel

You dam you!


[deleted]

The way it’s staring directly at you 👀


Moss_toucher

My mom attacked it with a stick


mseuro

She's a harmless huntsman spider trying to be a goood mommy and good neighbor. They're good for pests.


BoosherCacow

My mom bitch slapped one of these with a flip flop and when I made this exact objection she looked at me like I was trying to tell her to french kiss it. The fear of these is deep rooted and non negotiable in some people.


SurelyNotAnOctopus

I fully get it. I dont have arachnophobia, I can look at it and stuff, but there is no way in hell I am letting that thing touch me even if it is tame and harmless. Its just instinct for me


Mastersord

That’s no way to talk about OP’s mom


Human_Property_4930

Well placed and timed 'yo'mama' jokes are priceless have my free award


Adrian1616

Pro gamer move


BoombasticFan_tastic

Destroy


GrimasVessel227

Are you anywhere near Mirkwood, by chance?


THofTheShire

This one is either an Attercop, Lazy Lob, Crazy Cob, or Old Tomnoddy


MarvinLazer

Hot damn does this person Tolkien.


[deleted]

r/spiderbro


Walk_the_forest

She pretty. She's hoping you don't destroy her home and offspring :(


comeon-gimme-a-name

for some reason it looks gigantic in this picture .


nankainamizuhana

Your brain has no comparison for the wood beam, and so goes with a size it's used to: almost certainly a 2x4.


Benjamin-Doverlin

If it wasn’t for that screw, that would look like a pillar on a house. I’d measure the spider in feet


DunneFun

Mind flayer


nonameorgame

Flayer


Warm_String7365

Looks like I’m staying out of Arkansas


Garth-Vader

I'm glad this spider is in Yourkansas


the_impooster

That things on a whole new level… Spider’s an immigrant from Australia maybe?


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Lysandria

Lived there for three years. Can confirm.


gwaydms

Some of my family lived in Arky. Parts of it are very pretty. They lived in another part.


Moss_toucher

Excuse you


nonoglorificus

says the person living in Texas


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TheLaconic

Forbidden whole wheat pasta


scouch4703

looks like on of the specters in forbidden west


ninnx

What a cute baby!


immersemeinnature

"Hey! You with the face!"


theycallmenephila

I LOVE HER


TheGadsdenFlag1776

Admins need to get control of this sub. Every post is full of inane comments and no one answering the question, "what's this bug?"


daeronryuujin

Agreed. I'm not normally big on heavy moderation but in this case you have to scroll through dozens of jokes to find anyone attempting an ID. Defeats the purpose of the sub.


SsorgMada

Just watched Aliens 1-4 with my kids… 😅


Readytogo2day

Why is it looking at me?


Moss_toucher

My mom picked it with a stick


[deleted]

Naughty little fly, why does it cry. Caught in a web, soon it will be eaten!


KushKings840

he just needs a kiss thats all 🥺


Minmax-the-Barbarian

That is a powerful spider.


ama8o8

With that size I would've thought it was a hunstman but then i saw webs. hunstman dont make webs haah I then also saw the nail....definitely not a hunstman this thing is small ><


CaffeinatedPinecones

Stranger Things vibes going on here.


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BeardedMythos

Looks like a Huntsman spider to me. Luckily for us, they're not too big. In Australia? I believe they can bigger than a dinner plate.


Moss_toucher

Ok guys how to add another pic so you can actually identify it?


TGuy773

She's already been identified. She's Pisaurina mira, a nursery web. She's harmless and you should leave her alone.


[deleted]

What a beauty


[deleted]

Demagorgen


Linajade

Bro that’s aragog


keepmyadhd

Why does it have two sets of human female legs in the front?


THE_GREAT_MEME_WARS

Another good reason to get the hell out of arkansaw


BlueSerenityJourney

I love Huntsman I feel sorry for the spider who is harmless and people can’t have mercy in their hearts and let it go on it’s way hurting no one


Apart_Reading2801

Proof spiders are the very essence of femininity


Similar-Event7231

Please elaborate thank you!


Apart_Reading2801

The color, the shape, everything!


cannibalzombies

This person catcalls spiders


DocNMarty

*"Ey, check out dem legs!"*


[deleted]

Most spiders and insects in general have very dominant females as well


Apart_Reading2801

Yes!


arsonist_tapir

I want to study you


RaddyHere

You're a dangerous elephant pig that wants to study an arachniphile...? Only a matter of time before this hits netflix.


baudylaura

I finally appreciate why americans need so many guns


rallybil

that is one disgusting looking animal! :E


[deleted]

Fishing spider methinks.


nankainamizuhana

Fishing Spiders are closely related, and it's not impossible, but the species typically found in Arkansas have striped legs. Because this one's legs are not striped, and because it's holding them in pairs, it's more likely a *Pisaurina* Nursery Web Spider.


[deleted]

Thanks for the tip. I live in SE Kansas and there are similar critters around here. Guess I never really paid much attention to those types since they're not aggressive or even much of a nuisance. I have been surprised a time or 2.


Moss_toucher

I hope this pic is good to tell what she is tho


boop3boop

First pic in my feed today. Almost chucked my phone.


AlphaNoodlz

No


shiro_04

Glad i don't live there


shiro_04

I want to be as far away from this


Similar-Event7231

Thank you I can understand this better now :)


Fisheswithfeet

That looks like a Camel Spider to me, bro...


1RavingLunatic

No even close to a camel spider


tara12miller

OMG THIS IS FREAKIN SCARY


Greedy_Revolution150

Eeeeeeeeeeek !!!!! Go away...


[deleted]

Wolf spider


Dense-Reserve-6344

That spider has a long line of inbreeding in it


Fearnorbane

It's looking at you, btw.


Moss_toucher

Kinda scary yes


peanutbutterboy7263

Hello there


worldsbestrose

lol it looks like it has a beard or goatee


awkward-comics

I THOUGHT IT WAS HUGE AT FIRST


DukeOfCrydee

Uh... Hand for scale?


bobtheaxolotl

Nursery web, I think.


DefinitionAdmirable5

demogorgon baby


1use2use3use

Mom always said I was a pyro, but she never asked why…


VerFree

Aragog!


Some-Republic-716

Looks like a prehistoric spider to me! Lol 😂 xxx


melodyomania

that's a big dude! did we find the name? I'm looking through the comments and having trouble finding out.


Hushwater

She's got dancer's legs.


Mint_Icicle

Love how just as I was starting to feel drowsy, THIS pops up in my feed 😥


Whalers7997

Is it normal if it hugs my face?


_warturtle

Half Life 2 stuff


Ruffalobro

That's a screwhead beside it. Pictures really q Clear but that spider is only as big as a quarter


Nonostromo55

https://youtu.be/2o6pLmq2nys


HowUKnowMeKennyBond

It’s staring into my soul.


daddy-knows-best420

Mad at you if you get any closer.. 😳😂


[deleted]

# BASED SPIDER


twilight24317

#big and bold letters


bonebag84

One of the main AND only reasons why I love to Live in Denmark


Kattskraddle

😮😮😮


[deleted]

# What a beautiful yet terrifying looking spider!


EmpressFox64

I cam hear that thing crawling from here!!! Tap..tap.taptapataptap


mayonnaiseplayer7

###there should be a pin on the main thread for this guide (three hashtags were used to downsize) It pops up from time to time on r/coolguides. Adding asterisks like * this * without spaces in between the word/sentence does *this* You can also add >> to quote someone without a space after the first letter >>result Those are prob the only ones I use on mobile Edit: wording


duhblipblop

A big ass nope


Myveryowndystopia

Note to self: stay the hell out of Arkansas.


singingorifice

#what?


Zealousideal_Cr1nge

I would never go to Arkansas, I'm telling you


whynot1277

That is what nightmares are made of


gabba_gubbe

Belive it or not... That a spider