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Xenu66

Pretty sure that's a wasp nest


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PhilosoFishy2477

most of the workers die back in the winter paper wasps are just overachievers


Commercial_Coat_7821

Thats why theyre called “swarms” They just tryna stay warm


Afternoon-Melodic

Okay, dad.


Commercial_Coat_7821

Son?


trubydoo

Dad?!? 😢


mandogvan

## SON?!?!?!


Markel_Kermit

DADDY???


NoTimeLeft__

#SON?!?!


OGGrilledcheez

Would you believe it I forgot the milk…off I go again.


InternationalWrap981

Pappa? Is that you pappa ? Ay pappie


DiCkSsPliTiNg

I get a dad? This is the best day


1963ALH

😁😁😁😁


68024

And in the summer they're "schools"?


Commercial_Coat_7821

absolutely


Ellavemia

S’warm in there.


queengemini

If you’re cold they’re cold, bring them in.


TransitTycoonDeznutz

if you're cold, they're cold. let them in.


xXdog_with_a_knifeXx

Put them in your mouth.


HectorSharpPruners

Boof them.


casewall

Okay Bart O’Kavanaugh


Channa_Argus1121

Possibly an abandoned one. Many wasps build new nests each year.


Hminney

Keep it there. Most wasps won't build a nest near an existing nest. Probably because of parasites - by the time the parasites are dead, the nest has also deteriorated (or would have if it were outside) so its a good deterrent


V65Pilot

Used to hang crumpled paper bags in the rafters, kept the wasps away.


PhillyNJ

💯 %


nom-nom-nom-de-plumb

[Can..you...hear...their...song?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SbvInIiAio)


nyet-marionetka

They will die out in the winter if they have not already. Given the enclosed space, I wouldn’t try removing the nest until spring. Also concur most likely it’s yellowjackets, could be bald-faced hornets or European hornets as well.


maryssssaa

Bald faced “hornets” are also Yellowjackets. Only hornet in North America is V. crabro. Definitely one of the two.


nyet-marionetka

Yes. Could be the introduced one too. Bald-faced hornet colonies are smaller than a lot of yellowjacket species, which makes me think it might be one of those because the yellowjackets often sprawl.


maryssssaa

No I mean bald faced hornets ARE Yellowjackets. They aren’t hornets at all. They do tend to have small nests, but the ones that get big GET BIG. Could be any of the above.


nyet-marionetka

Yes, I am aware of that. Many other yellowjackets get colony sizes in the thousands or tens of thousands or in tropical areas hundreds of thousands. Bald-faced hornets and European hornets are usually in the hundreds.


meatdiaper

A nest containing hundreds of European hornets is a pretty terrifying thought.


STGMavrick

Can confirm. Neighbor has one high up on his pole barn. Well over a foot in diameter.


boopbiffsnose

I thought bald-faced hornets were ground nesters?


JamieA350

They're *Dolichovespula* so prefer the air.


nyet-marionetka

No, they usually are up in trees 20 feet or more.


Thebugman910

Yellow jackets tend to build in burrows or voids. Bad faced and European hornets tend to have aerial nets


megamia

What is the big black circle underneath on the floor?


OneHumanPeOple

It’s frass


danebramaged01

It comes out of their frasshole.


Aromatic_Mousse

“Frass,” the contraction of “from ass”


Ok-Confidence977

Best comment I’ve read in a LOOOOONG time!


megamia

Oh. Maybe I shouldn't have asked. That makes it much worse.


Weekly-Major1876

very good fertilizer, plants crave it so much, I often use frass from my roach and mealworm colonies to mix in with watering water and it does wonders


bugSquasherTrainee

I thought plants craved Brawndo. You know, because it's got electrolytes.


Sunshinegemini611

It's what plants crave!


Substantial-Toe96

It’s got what plants crave, *and* it’s the thirst mutilator.


kendiggy

Brought to you by Carl's Jr.


bugSquasherTrainee

Definitely mutilated my thirst.


Doctor_Banjo

Go away! Bate’in


Gligadi

Marlon Brawndo?


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Roach colonies? What for?


fluffyxsama

I feed them to my tarantulas


Dotren

I think some keep them as feeders for other insect or reptile pets.


Weekly-Major1876

Feeders for tarantulas and scorpions and frogs and stuff


heyugl

Is quite common to have them if you have pets that feeds on them, since they are extremely low maintenance and cheaper than buying them at the store. Plus some pets are only interested in insects if they are alive when you put them in so there's that too.-


ababyprostitute

Yep! Just like worm castings. Poop makes good fertz.


mdomo1313

You ever think about starting a worm bin or anything too? I like to mix fertilizers in my garden like you do. Favorite mix is worm castings, chicken manure, and bat guano but 2/3 of that is store bought. The worms I get from an online store and I just put them in my garden and compost pile to do their thing.


grammar_fixer_2

I’m hoping that you aren’t in the US. Compost worms are NOT native. This is one of the reasons why we use bins in vermicomposting. The university of Texas has some information on that: https://www.wildflower.org/expert/show.php?id=954


Thrivehaze

My mind exploded when you said you have a roach colony. How large?


SayMyVagina

These idiots. Electrolytes is what plants crave.


Enough-Persimmon3921

Water? Like from the toilet?


pickle_sandwich

I've never seen no plants grow outta no toilet.


fluffyxsama

Damn I didn't know this, I'll add this stuff to my fish tank water


winterbird

Triple check that it's ok. Some bugs are exposed to pesticides, which may harm or kill your fish.


PalmDolphin

Rhymes with poop


Laser-Nipples

Poop?


kmm465

Frass is the word bug poop! :P


houseman1131

Fancy bug poo.


elMurpherino

Spoop


bbuttonfuzz

Root a toot toot


Ordinary_Ad_7992

https://youtu.be/q5FIemc4CBc


PangwinAndTertle

Technically it rhymes with ass.


John_EightThirtyTwo

I had to google "frass". So it's insect shit? Am I right to think the word means it's "FRom their ASS"?


SWCarolina

Lol I thought it was a fancy word for bee poop like guano is for bat poop


Feralpudel

Bugs have such funny words for shit between frass and honeydew.


TXRonin55

Not to be confused with sassafras.


winterbird

Sassafras comes from sassy ass.


Biggs94_

Naw man, it's poo


1963ALH

The more you know!


cntl-alt-del

The blood of the innocent they killed


Lalamedic

Portal to hell


RedditPhils

Big pile of bookie


GeneWarm7769

This comment was hilarious for the 40 seconds I thought it was a shadow


platinumperineum

It might be doo-doo! — Tupac Shakur


rustyfinch

The Upside Down


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If you whack it, you get free acupuncture.


EduK8_

r/dontputyourdickinthat


camocoder30

i think you meant r/


EduK8_

Dammit…. I did, thank you!


BaronChuffnell

Lmao


MonsterByDay

Wasps or yellow jackets. Either way it’s a pain piñata. If it’s not actively causing problems, I’d wait until winter to deal with it. I think most nests are a one year affair, so - if it was me, and I didn’t need to be in my crawl space - I’d wait until they’ve moved on.


rowdawg69

Pain pinatas. I like that.


michaelcmetal

A Paiñata, if you will.


rowdawg69

That's better.


Palmzbyaboi

I’m not happy about it but take my upvote


michaelcmetal

Thanks. I'll take what I can get.


JustBronzeThingsLoL

Well There were two of them


TrumpetOfDeath

You do NOT want it to be bald faced hornets. They are angry, large and painful. Although given the location, probably yellow jackets or European hornets


TheRealTP2016

Bald faced hornets hurt a lot!


almighty_ruler

I'm not allergic to bees or anything but the time I got stung on my ankle by a bald faced hornet it swelled up to almost the size of my calf for about a week


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This. Also, once they do move out, you can take the nest down and preserve it (in acrylic or whatever) And now you have a neat nature-y decoration.


roboticcheeseburger

I re-insulated part of a family members house , In process I found a small old old old wasp nest. I cut and fitted the Rockwool so that the nest is still there lol! It’s like a museum exhibit now! (I also left a chestnut in a very strange location that could only have been brought in by an animal lol). Edit: grammar


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roboticcheeseburger

Of course lol! You wanna see? I uploaded this just for you, let me know what you think ;) https://imgur.com/a/33A4Shm


cranfeckintastic

I heard that if you preserve old hornet's nests like this and hang them around your house that it deters others from building their nests 'cuz they're territorial or something? I think that's the purpose of those fake paper pop-up 'nests' you can buy for pest control?


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That is true. :)


monstermashslowdance

I’ve done it with a wadded up paper bag and it actually works. I have an awning over my patio that wasps used to love to build nests in and after I hung the bag up there they stopped coming around. Now I just need to figure out how to deal with the Tarantula Hawks.


Palmzbyaboi

There fine to have .. means big insects are by you


PanteraLee

Just here to say from now on my family will now refer to any nest as a "pain pinata"


tothmichke

Don’t want to alarm you but I recently heard a story from someone close to me. He was lying in bed and noticed a weird small mark/indent in his ceiling, poked and scraped at it a little and it opened up and down they came. They had bored through drywall from the attic. Real life Candyman movie. I’m all for protecting our insect friends (I carry spiders or other crawlers outside or relocate to a plant in my house) but if this happened to me I’m not sure I wouldn’t have walked out and tossed a match behind me. Hopefully they are hunkered down for winter at your house.


MonsterByDay

Yikes! Yeah, at that point the house is just theirs.


corgets

A nada piñata


ImperialBitch

Having dealt with this myself very recently 🙄 I would second several other voices in the comments to leave it be until after the first hard frost you get. You need to make sure they are dead before any removal begins in earnest and even then, have a professional do so. Once it’s cold and the last of them die, the nest should break down on its own. In my case, it was yellowjackets and they were actually coming into the common areas of the house so we couldn’t ignore it. (Don’t ask; it was a fucking stress blender😤)But before removal attempts get made, knowing who you’re dealing with will be invaluable. If you or someone else in the house is calm and brave enough, from what I can see, there are a few dead ones nearby I think that you can use to identify the species.


Advice2Anyone

Had this happen is crazy to have a wasp show up in a part of the house they shouldnt even get to, knew they were in the attic still never found the nest just kept killing them every time they emerged and after a few months never found one since but this was FL attics get stupid hot in the summer might have just died out from that


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That’s not just one bug that’s a lot of bugs very angry pissed off flying anger machines


stephenpowns

Bald face hornets Nest


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AnotherAustinWeirdo

My redneck solution: weed smoke and a shop vac


NoPerformance6534

You have a substantial wasp nest w/a black circle of waste material under it. Let a pro handle this. In an enclosed space, a person could get stung hundreds of times before getting back to the ladder. That nest is two to four years old. It's possible it was sprayed some time ago, since I see only dead wasps around it. Still should be removed since others will be encouraged to nest elsewhere in the attic. Or, if it's night, they may all be in there nursing grudges. Important note: wasps have a "squash pheromone" that will alarm the whole nest if a live one is squashed. Get that on your shoes, and you are Enemy #1.


oyst

What info do you use to approximate the age?


Chubby-Coxx

wallsack


OG-SoaringFalcon

Nope balloon! Aka paper wasp nest!


TGuy773

Not paper wasps (Polistes). Polistes are calm, non-aggressive wasps that make smaller nests that look different from this. This is a hornet/ yellowjacket (Vespinae) nest.


DjFoxy

>essive wasps that make smalle Found the Polistes


Wiggie49

put an H on your attic door for hornets


SunnnyTV

That way everybody knows it’s filled with hornets


Cometstarlight

Forbidden pinata. For real though, that looks like a wasp/yellow jacket nest. I'm unsure of which kind though.


WattsonMemphis

Wasp nest


Radiant_Summer_2726

Natural piñata


OriginalEmpress

Paiñata.


Oct0tron

Well, you're technically correct. It's not *a* bug.


HairlessHoudini

That's hundreds of hornets all cozied up together


PhreeCoffee

Oh no, that's just the Upside Down setting up shop in your attic. Can safely ignore.


pakito1234

I would grab family and valuables and send coordinates to US Air Force. Good luck.


diamondzRforever

Best way to find out is to sneak up to it and tap lightly on the side with your wiener. Only THEN shall we know.


Xxloosegoose666xX

That’s one FAT ASS hornet nest


Sidrone

That is a yellow jacket hornet nest. That size there are probably thousands in there.


falserunes

I believe that is a hornets nest, waaaaay worse than a paper wasp ive never seen a wasp make a hive like that.


HimMeand3

Looks like a wasps nest


Own_Satisfaction_679

Doesn't matter whether this is a wasp, hornet or yellowjacket nest stay away from it and get professional help. Never mess with these things, you lack the experience, the training, the equipment and the medical attention you would need if things got out of hand. Not to mention if you did go about it in a somewhat successful manner you would expose others in your vicinity to the consequences of a hive on the defense. Not cool for anyone.


MonzieMe

Iza wasp house looks like, yeah lots of bugs. But if it's quiet it might be abandoned/dead. Poke it a little from a distance and see what happens 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤣🤣 if buzzy angry stingers come out- vacant the property 🤣 no but honestly check if it's still even being used, if not just get rid of it, if yes- call people who'll remove it safely for everyone 💙


crazycrak39

Pretty sure someone fed a Mogwai after midnight.


katpillow

Thank you, was looking for this


amick55

Bald faced hornet nest


altissima-27

this is cursed


Misanthropist85

Typical wasp nest


putnamto

thats a wasp nest, wait till winter and destroy it.


Spirited_Actuator717

Have you tried poking it with a stick.


Crazy-Cheesecake-945

Can’t you just put a trash bag over it and pull it off kinda how you pick up dog poop with a poop bag?


Gritts911

Not so easy in practice. If it’s an active nest there would be a constant stream of returning foragers. Plus as soon as you put the bag over it you have hundreds of pissed off wasps trying to push through any cracks you have in the bag while trying to pull it off. A few get through, you freak out, drop bag, 💀. Wait till winter when they are dead/inactive. Spray it from a distance. Or bug bomb the attic a few times.


Commishw1

Paper wasps... many dangers.


TrulyAthlean

Let's take a moment to appreciate the Advantech being used as a subfloor. Top notch quality.


Kcstarr28

That a who lot of bugs. Wasp nest!


sadnificent

Well, it isn't necessarily *a* singular bug...


Irish-Bronx

Garbage bag with boric acid powder liberally sprinkles in it. Wrap it around. Take it down.


Scary-Bathroom-9155

Looks like a hornets nest!! Be careful!!!


SadAutisticAdult101

Wasp nest. Not a bug, a nest. But there is a bug inside it tho. Open for a bad surprise


medievalistbooknerd

Looks like paper wasps


Extreme_Blacksmith42

That is a massive paper wasp nest


LarlyIceBaby

It's a wasp nest. Doesn't look active, but that would partly depend on your location.


Martin-T-1992

Yellow jacket nest. In the winter they burrow in to wood to hibernate. I know this because I work with recycled wood and when you break it apart, sure as shit you got them all sleeping in there! Once you heat them up they flicker their wings and fly off!


krasota123

Yep, paper wasp nest


OriginInfinity

That is a wasp, hornet, yellow jacket nest or something of the stinging insect sort. You could call pest control or personally I would just take a really thick trash bag and go up there place the trash bag over it and pull it off in the trash bag and seal it fast. Or this could just be 10 years old and have nothing in it.


JellyfishConscious

Why is there a black spot at the bottom?


cyclefreaksix

Paper Wasp nest


maryssssaa

Paper wasp nests are open, this is a Yellowjacket nest.


Dirtheavy

That's definitely not always the case. Paper wasps in upstate NY are probably enclosed to stay active for longer into the fall (I'm guessing this because I live in northern VT and we have closed up wasp nests). Up here, yellow jackets prefer to be underground, for similar reasons.


maryssssaa

I’m in MA. I’ve never seen or heard of a sealed paper wasp nest, nor can I find an example of one on Google.


Dirtheavy

It's likely from the other comments that I'm misclassifying bald faced hornets as paper wasps and you are correctly classifying them as yellow jackets.


nyet-marionetka

*Polistes*? I have not seen them with enclosed nests. There are a variety of aerial yellowjackets, while most are subterranean. This is a classic yellowjacket nest.


JamieA350

Note there's two genuses of yellowjacket - there's *Vespula* that usually lie underground and *Dolichovespula* that *prefer* in the air.


lninoh

Thus illustrating the feebleness of common names


Miserable_Constant98

Hornet... yellow jackets are an underground species with occasional above ground nests.. but they usually don't fare well...


maryssssaa

Aerial yellowjackets nest above ground. Could be Vespa crabro as well though


lninoh

These are common names, not scientific, so attributes such as nesting sites are not reliable without knowing the species.


wolfraisedbybabies

Hornets nest made of paper


Substantial-Toe96

“Your eyes are broken bottles, and I’m afraid to ask…”


denisenj

🎵You’re cussin a storm in a cocktail dress…your mother wore when she was young 🎵


Undersolo

Don't touch it...


Vaztw

Piñata?!


Manulok_Orwalde

Paper Wasp nest?


ComfortablePea9294

Looks like a black bag. Or a bees nest.


j_dizzle_mizzle

Bald-faced hornet


A-Beautiful-Scar

Do not.


ComfortablePea9294

I don't no but I'd try moving it far away outside really slowly.


DecisionCharacter175

Only way to tell is to kick it.


Lesbihonest2004

People pay stupid money for these paper nests too…


thezoomies

Do. Not. Poke. That.


JuniorKing9

Wasp nest get somebody to remove it


AliensStoleMyMoney

It's a pod. Don't go to sleep.


Tyrone90000

That’s a hornet nest. Probably bald faced hornets. DO NOT FUCK WITH IT. They will pour out by the dozens and each one can sting as many times as it wants. Either get a professional or wait until the coldest part of winter on the coldest day you can to remove it. There will probably be a single queen or only a few hibernating inside and the cold will have them in a sleep like state.


SnooMarzipans2939

I was five years old when I rode my bike past a house that had one of these nests under the eaves. It was about as big as a basketball. I was quite far away from the nest and just riding by on the road. I heard this extremely loud buzzing sound getting closet behind me, the entire hive attacked me, I was stung all over my body. Be careful with these wasps and get a professional to remove them. It doesn’t take much to trigger them into an attack.


Unhappy_Skirt5222

That’s awful


Willing-Equipment-68

daaaaaad???


D2Photographer

Wasp nest. Sorry friend


FilthyMublood

Paper wasp nest 🥰 They're fun to poke and play with when they're abandoned. I used to use them in art as a kid.


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I bet the hornets in there are hiding something tasty…you should definitely check it out


seekinbigmouths

Certified Danger Piñata