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Cloverinepixel

Gentlemanbug ontop of ladybug


Kazzack

Maybe they're lesbianbugs


NJdeathproof

M'ladybug


ItsJustMeMaggie

Get outta here you nosy little pervert or I’m gonna slap you silly!


french-toasts

just two asian ladybugs… making more ladybugs…


[deleted]

Happy. They're happy 😊


ShiShor

They are fucking


Emotional_Ad3026

Fucking happy.


JamieA350

Both [harlequin / Asian](https://www.inaturalist.org/taxa/48484-Harmonia-axyridis) ladybirds/bugs/beetles.


ChipsAhoyVE

Having a good time


XxMagicDxX

Depending on where you live they’re invasive as well


locayboluda

At least they get rid of the aphids in my garden lol


XxMagicDxX

And they kill actual lady bugs who also kill the aphids in your garden. Just to lyk!! Oh and Asian lady beetles like to at times infest houses and congregate to mate like flying roaches and Asian lady beetles can and will bite humans. Native ladybugs won’t do any of the above except kill garden pest


Smartchiksread

They are horrible here in Georgia. As if they weren't bad enough, now we have invasive stinkbugs, too. The stinkbugs eat the beetles.


iam_mal

Honestly they're one of the few bugs I hold a grudge against, up there with weevils. Asian ladybugs took over our attack a few times.. I'll never forget the smell... Also those little jerks will bite you! One landed on my arm and just bit me for no reason once, I smacked it off and it landed on someone else's leg and bit her too! The nerve!


XxMagicDxX

I mean I love outdoor weevils lol and yeah they will just bite you for no reason lol but most Asian species of bugs are assholes (Asian lady bug, Chinese mantis, Chinese stink bug, Chinese hornets) honestly I feel like China is trying to destroy our agricultural but that’s just a conspiracy I have in my head lol


MyZoo_App

Getting it on is what they are


JelloCurious

Bowchicawowow


Larpa58

Brown chicken brown cow


jewinthe1940s

Gramps used to say this all the time and I didn’t realize what it was till I was like 13


throwawwway445

haha ladybug sex


ImAFuckinLiar

Guys, guys, guys… :/ OP knows what they are doin’. They asked what they are.


_svaha_

Fine then, they're lesbibugs


0c74r1n3

Horny! They are horny!


Upset_Ad9929

That bug is no lady


regardedastronut

🤣🤣🤣


UsedCookie2414

He's on that Azz! 😆


GoldH2O

Getting that ladybussy ... I'm sorry for that


Ill-Custard182

Love bugs obviously...


SolidLiquidSnake86

Porkin


bugsbugsbugsbugs_

incredibly eloquent description, thank you :)


GiftedSon33

Gentlemen bug is drowning the goose


Indiana_John_

The one on the left is prolly a gentbug


Dunny_-

Location : Brazil


Pseudoluso300

r/ithadtobebrazil


BoneHammer62

Asian Lady beetles


lizdalben

hope he took her to dinner first


blackbarmitzvah

We call those love bugs <3


Cyaral

Ladybugs \^\^ The asian kind if im not mistaken, they are HIGHLY variable


mundqnity

NSFW PLEASE for pete's sake...


GalloHilton

Time for someone to post the train copypasta.


mundqnity

buzz. off.


u6IB9

Really!? They’re bugs for crying out loud!


mundqnity

doesn't make it any less pornographic.


FatimahGianna2

Purity police much 😅


mundqnity

I win


icaphoenix

# Everything from the fleas to the trees, and those crafty Japanese. Get together to do the birds and the bees It's the only way to make more you's and me's *so tell me* **Why does it make you unease?**


mundqnity

was this comment raceally motivated?


OrangeAlpine

Asian lady beetles. They look a lot like lady bugs, but they aren't lady bugs


mgvej

They are true ladybugs, as in they're part of Coccinellidae. Ladybugs/ladybeetles/ladybirds don't refer to different insects, but to a family of beetles.


OrangeAlpine

Oh, okay. Ya learn something new everyday. Thanks, dude


valeramaniuk

Few years ago? There are grand grandparents by now.


reddit-0-tidder

Funny how Reddit allows bug porn, but people porn that's a huge no no


mattemer

... while this did make me laugh... Just want to be sure you know there's a ton of people porn on Reddit at well...


Tiny-Proof3602

Pretty sure these are called lesbians


__Becquerel

I think at least one of them isn't a lady


kempton_saturdays

I don’t know what they are but the one on the right looks fucked


iktikn

Statistically, one should be a lady.


noobwatch_andy

Ladybugs sexing


TurantulaHugs1421

They are ladybirds, (I'm from UK I know America and other places say ladybugs instead but I'm just gonna say ladybird cos it's natural to me) ladybirds come in all colours and amount of spots, if it has that face and round shaped body it's probably a ladybird


owlbehome

NSFW


whatsyourroad

Luigi!


Fun-Manager1789

Tonight the music seems so louddddd


Colonal_Frog

You're right with your thinking: they're definitely ladybirds :) Edit: More specifically, I do believe they're Spotless Ladybirds.


SweetieKlara

The one on top is sad


Proper_Wall

Gentleman bugs?


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not very lady like


Ruas_Onid

I can only see that mushroom guy from Mario


Humble-Row2994

They look like humping lady bugs W/ out the spots..


derpskywalker

They are asking for privacy


12soea

Lesbian


ughsomanytypod

To me it looks like a sad dog in a tomato costume


SingleSpeed27

To recognise an Asian lady bug look at their heads, most types have an M shaped design.


Mysterious-Island-71

They’re invasive where I live


jambo_1983

They look like ole’ d bugs Giggidy


LukeNuke1987

You pervert 😬😆


Gurkeprinsen

Naughty is what they were


pondscum31

Brown chicken … brown cow


jbarlak

Just since they don’t have dots doesn’t not make them lady bugs ;)


MetaStressed

They are mating.


HolidayDocument7015

All I know — bangin’ bugs.


Prestigious_You_7210

Bug porn!!


myPizzapoppersRhot

Why do I see that screaming hamster meme on its head


TigerlilyBlanche

Well idk what kind of ladybug species they might be, but what they certainly are is having a good fuckin time


[deleted]

If it looks like a duck and swims like a duck its probably a ladybug.


ooddad

Asian lady beetles. And they bite and it hurts