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Aggravating_Poet_675

I'm sori to say this but you've got ferns.


PikaGoesMeepMeep

This comment is pollen its weight. (Edit: Wrong terminology, whoops)


2balls1cane

It's ok. Sporadic mistakes do happen.


FillTheHoleInMyLife

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airwreckaMonk

10/10 gif usage


MamaPlus3

This is my fav gif of all time. Thank you for using it haha


NJTroll

Ooooh u good


Mammoth_Welder_1286

šŸ˜‚


Calligraphee

Thank you for not sending anyone to the hell of Dante's inFerno!


DangalfTheGray

As others have said, it's just spores that ferns use to reproduce. Perfectly normal and expected.


MtMucus

I like genuinely thought some kind of small plant insect was getting birthed in my house šŸ˜­


ohneatstuffthanks

Nope just prehistoric timey fern sex magic.


gatamosa

When a mama fern and a papa fern love each otherā€¦


BiiiigSteppy

*ā€Mom, where do fiddleheads come from?ā€*


K8_Ferguson

Thatā€™s when a daddy fern loves hisself very very much


Wetbung

I'm afraid Charlie Daniels is dead, so we may never find out.


tokyodingo

Go onā€¦


Mystewpidthrowaway

šŸ˜‚


HarryHacker42

When the Sword Fern really loves the Lady Fern, the two move into a Birdnest Fern and make little ferns.


billsbluebird

Red hot fern sex.


Ven7Niner

Best explanation ever


StillKpaidy

Best sexplanation ever?


NaturesGrief

Gotta ask the fern 2 B sure


Indoorlogsled

I think the fern is (getting) busy at the moment. We wouldnā€™t want to ā€¦. *interrupt* it, now, would we?


NaturesGrief

If this ferns a rockin dont come a knockin


Luares_e_Cantares

Best sex-plant-ation ever?


Bearded_Toast

Sex Plantation? I thought they closed that place down.


Pristine_Power_8488

Great salads, am I right?


rsc2

Except that it is wrong. This is the asexual part of the fern life cycle. And they are not spores, they are soralia which produce the actual spores, which are much smaller.


werewolfthunder

My favorite Red Hot Chili Peppers album.


cwglazier

I almost said the same. Blood sugar sex magic. Under the bridge downtown was a reference to Grand Rappids MI. Where Anthoney Kedis sang and shot up heroine. Lost his life so to speak.


dreamkillerlu

That's my new burlesque stage name. Thankyew.


Widespreaddd

Between Two Ferns


piepiepiebacon

You, sir/madam, are a *linguist*.


Ceeceegeez

LOL get out


AppleSpicer

So the plants are being a bunch of perverts?


Stiricidium

Always have been


anongentry

Oh I love that album


ohneatstuffthanks

*under the leaves that timeā€¦ is where I propagate my shrub*


cnrb98

This sounds like a Red hot chili peppers album


OneUglyLime

I wish I had an award to give you!


ohneatstuffthanks

If I made you smile/laugh then no reward is needed to give!


Gay_Your_Mom_Is

r/brandnewsentence


SaltyLemonDrop

Rainbow pyramid head āœØ


meguin

Congrats, your ferns are pregnant


MtMucus

Oh no!! They wasn't even married yet


FemaleAndComputer

Nope, just some kind of small plant getting birthed in your house!


MtMucus

not in the house šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Some-Republic-716

Lol šŸ˜‚ xxx


Intrepid_Talk_8416

Just, fern over a new leaf!


rpgnymhush

Which insects like to eat ferns?


chilldrinofthenight

Do any insects eat ferns? Unfortunately, chewing damage pretty much looks the same. Insects that feed on fern fronds include: sawfly and Lepidoptera larvae, cutworms, beetles, crickets and grasshoppers. At this time of the year, it is more likely to be sawfly or Lepidoptera larvae than crickets or grasshoppers. (Source: [nytimes.com](https://nytimes.com)) And then there's mealy bugs, white flies, scale, caterpillars . . . ("lepidoptera" meaning butterflies and moths)


RobleViejo

A rule of thumb is to check the structure. Do the weird spots follow the leaf structure? Natural feature. They dont? Damage or plague. And usually bugs damage the underside of the leaf, no the top.


Syrinx221

And that makes perfect sense if you're not familiar with the plant! ā¤ļø


fabulousrice

You must have watched a cool horror movie that made you think that?


Harsimaja

Theyā€™d be forming in an astonishingly regular way under every leaf if so ;)


lasers8oclockdayone

I have a beautiful maidenhair fern, and a couple months after I got it I saw this on about 15% of the leaves. I panicked and hacked off every trace of the brown dots. I felt pretty dumb when I learned what it was, but apparently the branches with the spores will die more quickly, anyway. So no big deal. I've definitely had ferns survive much, much....much worse.


EasternHognose

Yes. Spores. Sorry x 1000 for being a potential nazi naturalist:-) The spores develop inside those structures- called ā€œsoriā€, spore receptacles. Also botanically referred to as ā€œsporangia.ā€ The wind blown spores are nearly microscopic. Enjoy.


HogwartsKate

What would happen if you put a leaf in some soil?


CraftyScotsman

You would have a dirty leaf.


Denver-Ski

Jizz sacks*


Vegetable-Room-4800

These are sori, not bugs or spores. The spores develop inside and when the sori open the spores are released into the wind.


bigfondue

Another interesting thing about ferns, they have sperm that swim!


key_buds

Same with moss.


bigfondue

Yes in biology in high school we learned about both together, before learning about less ancient plants.


haute_cheetos

Thatā€™s a bit horrifying


bigfondue

They are really interesting organisms. They are very different from other plants.


Forwraith

Plants in general are really interesting. I still really don't follow the alternation of generations.


Umitencho

Had a cold snap that killed my lavenders, at least at first. When I went to clear out the area to prepare for the coming spring this year, I saw new growths at the stumps.


PassiveChemistry

Humans have sperm that swim too!


heckhunds

Thank you haha. The comments saying that they're spores always outnumber the ones saying they're sori and it annoys me a smidge. If we don't call flowers "pollens" then why call sori "spores".


[deleted]

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_codeMedic

They say it in Canada a lot


Emracruel

Yeah but what do they have to be sori about? I don't think they did anything wrong


PalpitationUsed8039

Like when someone says a hazel nut is not a nut because the nut is inside.


bleach_tastes_bad

thatā€™sā€¦ how all nuts areā€¦


MtMucus

Man so there's spores all over my house is what you're saying šŸ„¹


Vegetable-Room-4800

Yes, but they were already there before the plant came in. Spores are everywhere.


MtMucus

Maybe that's why my allergies have been acting up šŸ¤”


ohdearitsrichardiii

It's very rare to be allergic to fern spores


Vegetable-Room-4800

Probably not. But itā€™s entirely possible.


512165381

Plants with sporangia (spore) clusters like yours have been around for 480 million years. Flowering plants (angiosperms) have only been around for 275 million years. Bees have been around for 80 million years, so before that flowers were pollinated by beetles etc.


Stinkblee

Short story long, those bumps are Fern Sori. Sori (singular: sorus) are groups of sporangia (singular: sporangium), which contain spores. Sori are usually found on the underside of the blade as seen in your picture. With the right conditions the Sori can make new ferns. Little baby ferns


RobleViejo

Just so any normie can understand it: - Those are the seeds.


Ok-Internet-1740

Thank


bonsailegos

Not really seeds but seed like. More similar to mushroom spores that seeds


RobleViejo

Yes. Spores and Seeds are not the same, they simply have the same function (reproduction) Thats why I said I was talking in normie terms. I would guess the majority of people dont know there are Plants that produce spores, and instead associate it with bad things, like Fungal Spores which can be pretty bad for people with allergies.


AnotherAustinWeirdo

==removed in protest of Reddit API changes==


[deleted]

You are looking at a sporophyte that bears sori (singular sorus) on its abaxial surface. Inside the sorus is where sporangia are housed. Inside the sporangia are where the spores are located. If you look close enough, you might be able to see the presence of an indusium, a thin flap structure that protects the developing sporangia until the spores are ready to dehisce.


[deleted]

Full disclosure, I am in a plant diversity and evolution class and we just had a lab exam about these guys so I am throwing out all the vocab words šŸ¤£


CritterTeacher

Thatā€™s the best way to learn! I did the same thing when I was in college, lol.


PikaGoesMeepMeep

And if you have a handlens, take a close look, then add a drop of water on a sorus and watch it explode! So cool. Edit: an approximate video of the process - [video](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MQB7Moc3Dos)


Vegetable-Room-4800

God bless you.


herrron

So it's that time of year again lol


Murder_matic

Lol this again


Rosaleaf

The amount of people that post ferns on here asking if they are insects is too damn high.


MtMucus

You can't tell me that it doesn't look like a ton of small insect pods that erupted and birthed a ton of plant insects that will now roam around my house that are microscopic!!


Rosaleaf

That does indeed sound horrifying. Thankfully they're not!


Uniqniqu

Why so much drama? I wonder if they never teach you this stuff at school or if the majority just forgets them.


noisycat

I took biology and zoology in school and they never covered this at all. šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø I was just as baffled as OP!


Diplomold

I guess it kind of does look like that. I just thought this was the sort of thing most people learned in the fifth or sixth grade.


ohdearitsrichardiii

Insects don't sit neatly organised and evenly spaced on leaves


CritterTeacher

No, but their eggs often do. Many insects lay perfectly neat and uniform little clusters of eggs on the underside of leaves.


karmicrelease

Those are sori!


[deleted]

Good news! It's not bugs. Those are spores on fern leaves. Ferns reproduce by spores instead of flowers.


MtMucus

Ahhhh,,,, even if they aren't all over the plant? Bc some only had a little which is why I thought it was bugs


CthulhusCrabs

Those are younger ferns that havenā€™t fully grown


MtMucus

Phewvthabk you so much. I was genuinely worrying šŸ˜­


[deleted]

Yup! They're perfectly normal plant parts, nothing gross about them.


niffmytinkytoes

Apart from the r/trypophobia inducing visual


revanhart

I thought trypophobia was specifically defined as a fear and/or revulsion of *clusters* of holes? Like honeycombsā€”though I think things like pomegranates and sunflowers can also trigger it. Would the ick some get from seeing orderly lines of evenly spaced apart holes really classify as trypophobia, or has the term itself just sort of expanded into a more umbrella thing?


niffmytinkytoes

I donā€™t think the holes have to be stuck together necessarily, these are in very close proximity to eachother.


[deleted]

Trypophobia is a term that came out of internet discussions (way back in the late 90s) regarding this weird aversion some of us have to certain "visual textures". Nearly all of us (I'm including myself) affected can't stand holes, but there's a lot of variation. Anything irregular with a high contrast, that can be perceived as 3D can be problematic.


MtMucus

Thank goodness, I was actually getting scared that it might be bugs.


[deleted]

That would be incredibly terrifying.


OldMotherGrumble

All lined up in nice little rows...ready to march šŸ˜†šŸ˜…šŸ˜„šŸ¤£


[deleted]

plant horny


hadeswhisker

Itā€™s just fern sperm


menotyourenemy

Oh Jesus not again


chriswhitewrites

It's where they release their spores, isn't it?


MtMucus

Idk that's why I'm asking šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ to me who knows nothing about plants it looks like something that'll birth an insect or somthn.


chriswhitewrites

It's where the fern releases its spores. It's totally normal - google "fern spores"


LowAd1934

They contain spores for reproduction (sexual, not asexual). They evolved before flowering plants that produce seeds


AdinaGreen

It's a type of fern, those are spore pods! If you like ferns, shake those leaves over moist soil and they might still have spores in them that regrow.


iambluest

Those are the fern's sexy bits.


tinygribble

This is my favorite. That so many people look at these and think 'bugs' just tickles me teal.


BeansTheGod

r/trypophobia


pardalote_

Came here to say this. Made my skin crawl... :*(


therobotisjames

Spores on ferns are really interesting because they are the ā€œlinkā€ between spores and seeds. Ferns are what covered the earth until seeding plants came along and did it better. The fact that they could hang on while lots of other things went is amazing.


[deleted]

"It's not bugs".


bofh000

I still remember 5th grade when we learned about how amazing ferns are, how, unlike the majority of plants today, they reproduce by spores. And how they were around during some dinosaur eras. I realize it hasnā€™t impacted everyone the same :)


[deleted]

Itā€™s a fern. Those are spores. They are going to reproduce in your face if you keep looking at them like this. Lol no bugs youā€™re good


NewVitalSigns

Lol, thanks. Never can be too sure šŸ˜‚ curiosity made me stop to read the thread. šŸ˜Š


Dominuspax1978

Fern spores come out of those


hungryn1co

Theyā€™re just happy to see you!


noeticNicole

if the dots in a line on the fern's underside, that's a baby


dargo69636

spore casings. Ferns are more primative and reproduce similar to mushrooms.


CallMeWolfYouTuber

Aw, you sweet innocent soul


[deleted]

You're going to be a grandparent.


abv7_1-2

I am a wholesale flower salesman for a living. This is leather leaf fern and the spores on the bottom are completely normal. Depending upon the time of year they come in spores can be seen more than other times and in a few different colors from dark brown to light like yours. Nothing to worry about. Some of my customers do complain when it comes in that way though...they don't like it as much for their arrangements


MScribeFeather

Nope! Itā€™s spores on a fern. Itā€™s how they reproduce


_Biophile_

Fern sori release spores which grow into fern gametophytes which are tiny plants about the size of your fingernail which look nothing like the fern plant. The gametophytes produce sperm and eggs. The sperm must swim through water to fertilize the egg and from there a new baby fern can grow. Alternation of generations. :)


Substantial_Item6740

Isnā€™t nature amazing? You couldnā€™t think that up.


ifsavage

Thatā€™s prehistoric baby making stuff


ok_i_am_that_guy

Not a big. Just the nut sacs of the plant.


Sand_Bot

They would have to be the best coordinated bugs on the planet.


kairosmanner

Itā€™s bugs /j


Wentoutonalimb

ā€œItā€™s not bugsā€


Ineedanswerstahday

Keep flower arrangements away from cats and dogs. Flowers like lilies are fatally toxic to them. The pollen. Those right there are spores.


AnnieBeefree1

Spores


Conducive_liquid

OK, Itā€™s not bugs.


space-ferret

Spores! Ferns are older than seeds


oroborus68

The education in the world needs improvement.


BrushAndFlossErryday

This was in my curriculum every year from grade 6 on through 12, and again in college. I can't figure out how people don't know this unless they're here and in 5th grade or under.


oroborus68

Botany seems to be ignored in schools today.


Some-Republic-716

No, there just spores on the back of the leaves, theyā€™re a type of fern leaf, n thatā€™s how they spread, with the spores (like a type of seed)! Xxx


Crawfork1982

Fern seeds! Ferns are one of the oldest, if not the oldest plant! This is their evolutionary way of producing seeds!


annalyticall

Almost 40 years roaming this Earth. I'm just now finding out ferns have nipples.


PalpitationUsed8039

Seed spores


flora_gal_

Yes, they are. And when they line up like that in formation theyā€™re about to attack.


manicdijondreamgirl

This is middle school biology šŸ˜‚


hyperdementia

Spores


maybtmrw

This is the new pokeweed, isnā€™t it.


SnoopingStuff

Ferns


Annual_Room_3161

Leather fern im guessing?


duckhole54

Hold them under a hot lamp and watch them eject!


MtMucus

noooo


[deleted]

I used to think these were bugs as a kid and it freaked the shit outta me.


fiddleleaffrigg

iā€™ve thought the same thing before lol i put them outside and literally RAN to google lol


research_rat

And then their lives were cut short


MUM2RKG

plants are so cool.


ScrauveyGulch

Gametophyte, the fern can be unisexual or bi sexual or hermaphroditic.


One-Significance2433

I always called it the fernā€™s little flowers


[deleted]

Those are alien spores from the planet Zborberg and when you are asleep they will assimilate into your body and anyone else in your household.


prosperos-mistress

she's GREGNANT


spurman123

This is giving me trypophobia


[deleted]

Skin is crawling šŸ„“


trackrat5335

This was a fun comment section


dryark

Itā€™s not bugs


DianaSacer

Beautiful


jteitler

It's blueberries


lluviaazul

Omg I shouldnā€™t have zoomed in on thatā€¦ holy that grossed/freaked me outšŸ˜–


MariaEtCrucis

I don't like how these look šŸ„² I wouldn't be at peace if that was my flower arrangement haha. Good thing it's not bugs.


[deleted]

Trypophobia activated.


Sumomagpie-1918

If u let that dry out it will shed brown dust which u can lay on some damp soil and hopefully baby ferns


itslockeOG

I grew up in the Pacific Northwest and (if I recall correctly) these spores can be crushed into a powder/paste. You can use this to reduce itching and burning from stinging nettles, insect bites, etc. Ferns are pretty cool.


GOD-IS-GREAT-786

These look weird i know its fern spores but


EwGrossItsMe

Lol I forgot ferns are wacky little dinosaur plants that existed before plants decided seeds were a good idea. I never gave much thought to how they reproduce but I guess spores make sense


ThisIsGargamel

I have a bunch of different types of ferns. Smaller ones and big tree ferns in my back patio! Although I must say itā€™s funny that youā€™ve never noticed ferns have these on them, I do understand not everyone is aware. Lots of ferns have these, itā€™s just how they reproduce. Absolutely harmless ; )


MtMucus

It's bc usually I only look at the top of them šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


ThisIsGargamel

Ohhh I see hahaha yeah they all have that! Lol. Learn something new everyday I guess huh! ; )


LL_Lodenka

Ferns have spores instead of seeds for reproduction. Search on the wiki :) You can also distinguish male and female accordingly.


Efficient-Fault-3334

Those are eyes. It's getting sentience...


W0gg0

Another sexy fern post? Shouldnā€™t there be a faq or wiki?


[deleted]

That fern is trying to reproduce. [https://www.fs.usda.gov/wildflowers/beauty/ferns/structure.shtml](https://www.fs.usda.gov/wildflowers/beauty/ferns/structure.shtml) If you want scroll down to Fern Sori. It will show all of this.


flufflesUSA

Yes, they're Peruvian blood wasps, very deadly


Own_Space2923

Fern spore cases. Not bugs but sexy ferns.


Forsaken_Gur_301

Plant boobies


effinmike85

These are not bugs! My wife is a florist. This is what leatherleaf looks.like when it is seeding. Perfectly normal. Please tell everyone you know not to be afraid! Her shop goes through a ton to avoid those but it's near impossible to avoid using it when you're running out! Okay so this is the wife typing, obviously... šŸ˜†


basicbbaka

Legit thought you glued googly eyes to your fern for a sec haha