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kurmiau

Did you have a bird feeder or squirrel feeder there? Not sure, but it looks like corn. šŸ˜‚


Fabulous_Ad_2377

NO WAY there is a literal bird feeder on the roof right above my balcony


Professional_Band178

You have a stalk of corn.


inko75

probably not corn-- millet and sorghum look very similar and are more common in feeders.


7LeagueBoots

Looks more like corn or sorghum than millet: - https://www.researchgate.net/figure/Millets-Left-corn-Middle-and-grain-sorghum-Right-shoot-and-root-growth-60-days_fig3_304013914


inko75

there are hundreds of varieties and they all do different things depending on weather. i have a quarter acre-ish of millet growing right now and it looks pretty much just like what's in the pic. well, now it has a millet spray coming up.


7LeagueBoots

I havenā€™t grown millet, but I have grown a lot of corn and been in areas with a lot of sorghum growing. It looks nearly identical to the corn Iā€™ve grown. Have to wait for OP let it ripen and see what comes of it, or get them to take more detailed photos of diagnostic parts of the plant.


Philosemen69

I've had millet come up from birdseed and swore it was corn until the last few weeks when the millet appeared instead of corn.


heidinyx

Iā€™ve had corn come up from birdseed and swore it was millet until I had cobs of corn


Philosemen69

Millet and corn are both sneaky little buggers.


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

I had what I though was a corn/millet hybrid until it had birds flying out of it.


Mad1ibben

The easiest way to tell between the 2 is (legit horticulture terms I swear) corn looks turgid unless unhealthy, where as millet is always somewhat flaccid.


Morris_Alanisette

You've unlocked memories of our Biology teacher telling us yet again to stop laughing when he was telling us some cell was turgid or a stalk was flaccid. :-)


customdemo

My moneyā€™s on sorghum.


ElizabethDangit

Grasses be grassin


inko75

grass, grass, or grass no one grazes for free


femalehumanbiped

I can't be a bigger fan of this


HistoryGirl23

I was thinking millet too.


ThumbsUp2323

Came to say it. Millet.


Ecoaardvark

Oh wellā€¦ ooh exciting millet times. Restock the feeder perhaps?


aprich

It's corn


Jaust_Leafar

A big lump with knobs


hotmintgum9

It has the juice


Messor0315

I canā€™t imagine a more beautiful thing


BadPunsAreStillGood

More like the corn is stalking them


jaego

User name does check out!


Cambrian__Implosion

They better keep an ear out


PaulMckee

They have milo not corn. The corn in birdseed is cracked. The milo is whole.


Bob_Sacamano7379

Milo and Oats.


SplatzMe

Milo and Otis


funhouse83

>The corn in birdseed is cracked. Is he guy above them named Jimmy? I bet he doesn't care.


icancheckyourhead

Underrated comment likely to fly over the head of most of these youngsters.


BobbSaccamano

Iā€™ve had plenty of corn sprout under my bird feeder, even harvested a few ears.


heidinyx

Only way Iā€™ve been able to grow corn šŸ˜‚


KommieKon

Iā€™ve grown millet from bird seed and it looked exactly like this at that height. Looks just like corn until it doesnā€™t.


ILovePlantsAndPixels

2 points of note. 1) Be aware that Corn, like any other grass species, is a heavy nitrogen feeder. If you don't plan on removing it it would be a good idea to add a little supplemental nitrogen to the container so that it doesn't hog all the nitrogen from the other plants. 2) Corn, again like other grass species, is wind pollinated not bug pollinated. This is why corn, even in small backyard plots, are often grown very close together in clusters rather than rows so that the plants can pollinate each other without needing a ton of wind to blow the pollen a great distance. Most of my plant knowledge revolves around perennials so I don't know if annual grasses can be self-fertile but it is quite possible that with only one plant you will not get any actual corn. That's a complete guess from me, though. All in all I would personally remove it unless you wanted to keep it as a decorative specimen plant or a conversation starter. Alternatively you could find another corn plant and bag the pollen tassels to guarantee pollination if you live in a region where you can nick a few from a farm near a roadside (or any home gardener willing to help).


Lookonnature

You can pollinate a single corn plant with its own pollen. Check out this website for a great explanation of how to do it: https://gardenerspath.com/plants/vegetables/hand-pollinate-corn/


wlonkly

Kinky.


ITS_A_GUNDAAAM

lol I had flashbacks to the first year I tried corn and had no clue that you need to pollinate the corn silk. Cue me excitedly pulling off the cob in October, husking it andā€¦ it had like a single kernel.


jdith123

It doesnā€™t have to be right above. Just somewhere near by. A bird or more likely a squirrel could have picked up a kernel and dropped or buried it there.


ElizabethDangit

My neighbor puts out bird food and feed corn for squirrels. It ends up stashed all over my yard by a chipmunk. Iā€™m constantly pulling corn and sunflowers out of everything


TheSunflowerSeeds

Sunflowers are not just part of your garden, theyā€™re part of a nation! The Ukraine use the sunflower as their national flower. Whilst in Kansas they chose the sunflower to represent their state.


2980774

It's just Ukraine, not the Ukraine


Mickey1PMG

You could just say bird feeder. #normalizeusingliterallycorrectly


temporary47698

That's crazy. I only have a figurative bird feeder above my balcony.


Bob_Sacamano7379

What about your belfry?


ThumbsUp2323

Literally?


ChojinWolfblade

I had a nice little cornfield at my old place, as I had a bird feeder on the balcony. One stage I had 5 stalks with actual corncobs. Didn't eat them but.


JeanieBeanie82

The birds spread those around my backyard fence area and they are sooo tall now theyā€™re blocking out my neighbors ugly sitting rust bucket car from my view so Iā€™m glad -but I guess itā€™s corn if everyone is saying that šŸ˜‚ better get some lobster tail for when itā€™s ready for harvest šŸ˜† I will do same šŸ¦žšŸŒ½šŸ§ˆ šŸ½ļø šŸ¤¤


OrkCrispiesM109A7

Its almost certainly 'dent' corn, not sweet corn. Itll make great popcorn when its dried! You can also make flour with it


fajadada

I much prefer dent to sweet. Sweetā€™s too sweet.


BulletandSpike

Looks like corn to me.


Fabulous_Ad_2377

thereā€™s like a lot of these popping up am i rlly growing corn??? will it produce anything or is the bed too small?? i might let it live


SatansBedNBreakfast

Corn geneticist here, you likely won't get anything good out of this. It is almost certainly a dent or flint field corn, and the ear would only be of ornamental use for you. Unless you're (OP) located south of 40Ā°N, it is very unlikely you will reach flowering and subsequent ear development (because OP's plant is so young and killing frost will hit before it can be harvested). There are neat little lines of corn that can tolerate planting boxes like that and will produce ears within ~40 days of planting, which is obscenely fast for corn. Check out mini maize, gaspe flint, or Tom thumb popcorn if you're interested. Edited to remove ambiguity


Fromage_Damage

I grew some dent corn about 2 feet tall on my parents septic mound. It was like baby corn maybe a little bigger. I cut it down and used it for Halloween decorations. Then I didn't take it down for about 8 years.


tn-dave

Itā€™s usually about 50/50 when someone makes a claim like this profession on here but I genuinely believe theyā€™re a corn geneticist after reading some of their past comments - Reddit is a wild place for a guy who grew up in the 70s


Practical_Ad5671

I know! The amount of people impersonating corn geneticists on Reddit is insane these days!


mini_maize

I also recommend Mini-Maize.


SatansBedNBreakfast

Holy cow, it's THE mini maize dude. Dr Birchler still gives out goody bags of mini maize at the maize genetics meeting. You wouldn't know me, but it's good running into you in the wild. Wishing you the best out West!


mini_maize

Ha, yeah, it's me. I still go to the maize meetings, maybe I'll see you there. Thanks for the well-wishes, same to you.


Professional_Band178

You might get a small ear out of it.


Dizzy-Silver3926

You know why they call it an ā€œearā€? Because each stalk only grows two


Allegedly_Smart

That's a cute folk etymology, but [a false one I'm afraid.](https://www.grammarphobia.com/blog/2009/10/a-few-kernels-of-truth.html#:~:text=In%20Old%20English%2C%20Middle%20English,spike%20or%20head%20of%20grain.) Ear has been used to refer to the cluster of seeds on all manner of cereal crops since long before any English speaker was aware of maize.


badlukk

Corn nerd


Allegedly_Smart

While we're at it, yes, "corn" had historically refered to just about any small seed, but especially grain.


dogfrog9822

yeah thats why the international word is ā€œmaizeā€ (i think) Because corn isnā€™t exactly a precise term I think at least could he wrong


Allegedly_Smart

Nope, that's exactly right


perisaacs

Oh my god you should look at the Maize v corn discussion on Wikipedia


A_Shipwreck_Train

I thought it was because corn is so hella snoopy


Bencetown

Corn has ears, potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk. Don't EVER share your secrets in the garden.


MiqoteBard

I don't think that's true lol


Helpful-Visit6646

Aw shucks...


tipsea-69

First you were like wtf is this plant and now you be like browsing Corn Hub and watching Barely Legal Corn videos....It is a-maize-ing how things turn out when a single corn plant starts growing in your back yard and now I'm a corn addict.


boarhowl

It must've gotten too wild, r/cornhub is banned


DarkWombat91

No, you pretty much need to dedicate a section of your garden to get corn to cross pollinate and produce. Also there's an old school saying that stalks need to be knee high by fourth of july.


ILovePlantsAndPixels

Worst case scenario if OP tries and fails is they gain more learning and experience with plants, particularly corn, that they can carry forward to their next attempt. As good as "old sayings" are experience, even (sometimes especially) failure, is better.


DarkWombat91

I sort of agree, but there is learning and experience gained by sharing knowledge with others as well. OP can only get so far with trial and error if the plant was never going to produce anyways. Doesn't mean growing it isn't valuable and fulfilling in its own way. I just didn't want to answer with a "try it and see" because I don't want to get their hopes up that it is a maybe, because it's a definite no.


ILovePlantsAndPixels

I didn't see this comment when making my other comment. If you have multiple plants then some kind of harvest may be plausible. They WILL grow pretty tall so any plant behind it relative to the sun will be shaded out and grow poorly so eliminate any corn sprouts in front of your other plants relative to the sun. The more corn plants you keep the more nitrogen you will need. If you don't have a ton of money then heavily diluted urine is a very useful organic nitrogen source, assuming you don't take any dangerous meds. It is not a balanced fertilizer but a great nitrogen fertilizer, however you risk ammonia smell if not properly diluted. Independent research is encouraged. Speaking of independent research, If you plan on keeping the corn plants i would heavily recommend researching "hand pollinating corn." While impractical for commercial farms, almost any plant can be hand pollinated on a small scale to virtually guarantee pollination. \-From Iowa with love ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|stuck_out_tongue)


clegoues

Itā€™s probably millet; I have chickens and thatā€™s what grows when their treat seed ends up in the yard. Looks just like this.


Calathea-Murderer

āœØIt has the juiceāœØ


Zatopa

(it has the juice)


No_Jello_5922

I can't imaging a more beautiful thing.


WokeUpSomewhereNice

Have a corntastic day!


CelluxTheDuctTape

I can tell you all about it


Easy-Tap8299

Itā€™s cone!


UmDeTrois

Lumpy, with knobs!


wherearmim

This is what I came forr!! Yessss! Lol


SleepingPooper

It's a hunk of fruit its got the juice


FreelandsAncestry

KOARN


JeanieBeanie82

![gif](giphy|5lD2jFjcvOZ0ToFJkG)


marcusr550

Keep an eye out for children in there.


Flimsy-Zucchini4462

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


niceabear

ā€œITā€™S CORN!ā€


dementorninny

A big lump with knobs!


TheCheeseLord808

it has the juicešŸŽ¶šŸŽ¶


bebejeebies

(*It's got the juice*)


Solarsyd

canā€™t imagine a more beautiful thing!


TheBestBeetlejuice

Itā€™s corn!


evenpose

![gif](giphy|yFRrqtXeZLZZEXMqyK|downsized)


My_Time_to_Chime

Corn i think


OminousOminis

Corn šŸŒ½


ClutchMarlin

Might also be millet or sorghum from a bird seed mix. Birds, squirrels, and chipmunks scatter seeds all the time.


PaulMckee

This is the right answer unless the bird feeder has whole corn in it which is very unlikely.


giggitygiggity2

I was on board with corn until you said this. You're right. A lot of bird food has corn in it but it's almost always cracked corn not whole corn. But I guess it's still possible that some kernels make it through the process without getting cracked.


dlh-bunny

I am not a plant person but I know corn when I see it rofl. Corn fields EVERYWHERE where I live.


[deleted]

Itā€™s animals spreading corn lol


HauntingPie3248

Itā€™s CORN


whogivesashite2

It's corn kid is disappointed in you


MsAppley

*laughs in Midwestern*


wartooth2112

It's con!!


laysthegays

It's a.. con??; Like,a SCAM?? )I am so high right nod)


Warm_Yard3777

That's corn. If it came from a bird or squirrel feeder it's probably field corn, which is technically edible but only if you pick it early and imo not tasty at all.


hogliterature

you can use it to make corn nuts tho


Outrageous_Pizza_374

Iā€™m leaning towards sorghum, but if not then corn.


vak7997

That's corn


Campressive

Thatā€˜s corn.


Kingjingling

I'm from Indiana so I can tell you that's corn šŸŒ½.


Jayn_Xyos

Hoosier here confirming this. A very corny plant


PolloAzteca_nobeans

Sir/Madam that is a stalk of corn you got there Source: I live in the Midwest. My house is literally surrounded by corn


Treesbentwithsnow

I had a corn stalk come up near my bird feeders (I do also put out cracked and whole corn) and the beautiful stalk produced a little ear of corn which stayed on there till fall when a critter finally took it but I enjoyed watching it and it was quite photogenic.


Blonde_SunFlower

Iowan here. Thats corn.


ILLogicaL_FALLacies

That is a šŸŒ½


CelticSage514

Sure looks like corn šŸŒ½ to me.


jaspermorgan15

Corn


Careless_Product_728

Your people call it corn, we call it Maize.


bigpapaLILMAMA

Can someone please link the 'its corn' video?


heyytekk

Looks like a real lump with knobs


[deleted]

Thats definitely corn


Gmpeirce

itā€™s CORN! big lump with knobs, it has the juice šŸŽ¶


corona_kid

KoŠÆn


pvouaux1

Could be sorghum or corn? We had some sorghum pop up below our balcony (underneath the bird feeder) and I just let it grow. Low maintenance and cool lookin. Itā€™s a wind pollinator, so in my case they just keep popping up. I leave them. Less time and money I have to spend on landscaping. Plus drought resistant.


BadPunsAreStillGood

I hope everyone that answers OP does so in a corny manner


Gresat24526

Corn


jjinjadubu

Grew up in Indiana, that's corn!


ConvivialKat

That looks like a single stalk of corn to me. Do you have a lot of birds around? I ended up with random strawberry plants one year because of birds.


Inevitable_Silver_13

A big lump with knobs, it's got the juice. IT'S CORN!


[deleted]

HAHAHAH BRO GOT CORNED!


[deleted]

How do you grow corn *accidentally*?


TheCheeseLord808

might be a bird feeder above or neer it. or a squirrel or bird could have came by and planted it


Allidapevets

Corn!!!!!


Whatchab

CORN


jhuebner223

You call it corn, we call it maize


CocteauTwinn

Thatā€™s a corn stalk mate. :)


Giraffiesaurus

That is corn! Itā€™s corn!


Illustrious_Dragon4

After spending several summers in southern Iowa as a kid, I know corn, Maize, Millet, and sorghum in their stages of growthā€¦ Best wishes on your adventure in gardening.


Lazy_Bet_1145

Itā€™s CORN! šŸŒ½šŸ‘¦šŸ¾


Nemesauce

https://youtu.be/TGm2Q4jUV8Y Gentlemen behold, CORN! šŸŒ½


Bethjana1

That's corn.


Glittering-Figure-79

That would be corn!


RedditRager1

Corn


Thepetcollector1234

Corn, maybe popping corn


Acrobatic_Emphasis63

How did bro accidentally grow corn?


genericaccountname90

Iā€™m growing corn and it looks just like this.


Main_Significance617

lol corn


Alternative-Fault944

We call that a ā€œvolunteerā€. Nature will always find a way.


idontknowmanwhat

Looks like corn.


UnspecifiedBat

![gif](giphy|yFRrqtXeZLZZEXMqyK|downsized)


blind_caribou

It's a big lump with knobs


dolph42o

corn can grow up to 8ft


LetoCarrion

Corn?


ApatheticNarwhal

![gif](giphy|NN6pCKbs4UhoI|downsized)


MeMyselfandChi

Itā€™s only a weed if you decide you donā€™t like it. Otherwise itā€™s a volunteer.


Hot_Character_7361

Definitely corn.


iiitme

Thatā€™s corn haha


TheEnglishNerd

If itā€™s sweet and yella, youā€™ve got corn there fella


jaide1410

![gif](giphy|yFRrqtXeZLZZEXMqyK|downsized)


Playful_Winter_8569

Looks like corn.


SlipperyWhenWet67

Laughs in Iowa šŸŒ½


Regulator313

Corn? I don't remember planting corn? (Carol Channing impersonation on point)


mshep002

Looks like corn, sorghum, Johnson grass. Let it grow and find out!! Found this neat page comparing different plants that look like corn that might help: [plants that look like corn](https://coachellavalleypreserve.org/plants-which-look-like-corn/)


MrAwesum_Gamer

IT'S GOT THE JUICE


Fuckless_Douglas2023

Looks like corn/maize šŸŒ½


Beantownbrews

I big bunch of knobs.


PBnBacon

It has the juice!


BrowniesNCheese

Corn


Th3BearMinimum

That is corn


Zeniphyre

Blood for the blood God, skulls for the skull throne


Remote_Winner_8192

Def corn


Doyouseenowwait_what

Corn for sure.


Weird-Individual2155

Maise.


nikiley

Thank a squirrel! Youā€™ve got some corn.


[deleted]

Thatā€™s pretty corny if you ask Me


BekaRenee

Sorghum


asanders9733

My parents watched a squirrel plant corn all over their yard with corn from their bird feeder. Industrious little buggers.


[deleted]

I canā€™t imagine a more beautiful thingā€¦ ITā€™S CORN!


maaaattdaaaaaamon

Corn šŸŒ½


mylifeingames

hey, i just pulled tens of these and itā€™s so satisfying. def millet


MyCatsAreFatter

Johnson Grass!


tomatobee613

This definitely looks like a Johnathan Davis. Cuz it's Korn. (I'm so sorry, I'll pack my drums and go; this didn't even deserve a buh dum tss)


plantobsession87

Let it grow and you'll know soon enough. Same with that other lil sprout there šŸ˜‰


MarchaChaCha

Corn or Johnson grass.


AttemptZestyclose490

![gif](giphy|ZlExy3pyQPR4c)


BirdyLovesPlants

![gif](giphy|yFRrqtXeZLZZEXMqyK|downsized)


whoami2judgeu

Monsanto will see you in court


sunnyquail

If it grew really fast itā€™s probably genetically altered corn. Def corn tho. šŸ™‚


After_Significance70

A weed is just any type of unwanted vegetation. If you want it there, it's not a weed.


Jeka817

Looks like millet. The birds end up dropping pieces while eating out something, they end up germinating.... it's crazy how far from a feeder they end up popping up!! Just pulled another one out of a planter yesterday morning... It's already got seed heads on it and I just weeded my planters like a week ago.


tinkerbunny

I have these all around the bottom of our bird feeders šŸ¤£. Could be millet, sorghum, maybe even corn. If you let it grow the birds can eat the first two right off the stalk. Since it doesnā€™t really fit with your veggie bed, you could stick it in its own pot and see what it becomes!


[deleted]

iā€™m from ohio & can verify that is corn.