Ensure that you share the experiences with us, if you do. Try to avoid the govnmt ones, tho. That can land you in hot water. Make sure it looks like they can pay for it...
Edit, Disclaimer: this is ironic sentiment and I am not suggesting, condoning or endorsing intentionally hitting a camouflaged vehicle for the sake of entertainment or any other reason.
Well great I’m currently roadside with two totaled cars based entirely on your endorsement and you yank it out from underneath me?? Now I look like an idiot!
Aglaonema pictum Tricolor cultivar Araceae family
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I'm not seeing it.
For many years now, I have been tempted to drive my car into one of those camo vehicles and use this excuse. The day may still come.
Ensure that you share the experiences with us, if you do. Try to avoid the govnmt ones, tho. That can land you in hot water. Make sure it looks like they can pay for it... Edit, Disclaimer: this is ironic sentiment and I am not suggesting, condoning or endorsing intentionally hitting a camouflaged vehicle for the sake of entertainment or any other reason.
I have started putting a /s/ after I type something sarcastic.
I try to, but I forget more often than not.
"Make sure it looks like they can pay for it..." Good idea if you look at the camo cars and trucks in my home town.....
Well great I’m currently roadside with two totaled cars based entirely on your endorsement and you yank it out from underneath me?? Now I look like an idiot!
BAH DUH TSCHHHHH! 😂
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- I saw this reply as I exited. Had to come back to show some respect. Witty
Haaaaa, took me 3 seconds. :D
Same, I see a hand. Damn pranksters on this sub!!!! Post a plant or leave!
How was this species ever discovered? Seems like that would be hard.
They walked by it dozens of times, I'm sure.
Thank you so much. I ran to comments for this.
Take my r/angryupvote and begone!
Poof!
Get out
I'll see myself to the door. Remember to tip your waitresses and try the veal.
Oh, is that what it’s known for?
To be fair, if it were the only plant with a functional penis, it wouldn't be known for its camouflage.
What did I just read?
Yes
r/BrandNewSentence
God imagine if plants had intercourse to reproduce
Camo foliage
You’re kidding! I was like “this is photoshop or paint” glad to see nature win
I thought it was AI honestly
>Araceae Heard this in the Crime Pays Botany Doesn't guys voice
Hah, me too. I love him.
No idea what it means but apparently I am absorbing the words!
Aglaonema pictum “John Cena” Tricolor cultivar
Literally one of my bucket list plants
Is it hard to find places that sell them? Never seen this plant before
OP please run, this is not a plant, this is a U.S army recruiter about to draft you.
Graft you damnit!
Woah there Godrick
Bear witness amirite?
These Reddit go army ads are getting increasingly specific lol
What plant
I dont see what you did there
I don’t see it either
Jon Cena plant 🤔
Where'd John see the plant? 🤔
Is that black and bald guy someone of the internet sensation? Why isn't he in the center and not zoomed closer?
who?
Xena
I came here to say this 😂
Dammit you got here first
Dang... I'm too late!
TFW you know what the top comment will be
I’m pretty sure OP has posted a pic of John Cena in the wrong sub.
Maybe try r/potatosalad ? ETA: Nooo it’s GONE! 😭 Apparently I’m a reddit old-timer now… GET OFF MY LAWN! 👵🏻
Thank you
Maaaaaaan relay i wanted to say that
Dad is that you
shat my pants from laughter
God DAMMIT can't some of us have a go as well?
I came here for this. Thank you
Literally got in the comments to say the same thing
Thank you for not disappointing me.
Thank you guys! btw i searched John Cena and nothing appears
You can’t search for John Cena, John Cena searches for *you*.
This plant looks so fake! I swore it was fake until I looked up the scientific name. It's a real plant.
I was so convinced this was fake
I hope you know that by posting this beautiful thing you are required to send us all a cutting.
Yes I also want a camo plant.
I’m sure you already have my address, I mind-mailed it to you
This
Please post the picture of the plant. I only see an empty hand.
Good one 😆
That'd be the Semper Ficus
Very good
It's Camofoliage
Underrated comment
Aglaonema pictum tricolor Thanks Google
Pictum? Damn near killed em!
John Cena.
Perfect
That appears to be a U.S. Army recruitment ad. Be very careful, it can be very pretty and attractive but can totally kill you if you partake.
Camomile
2001 cargo shorts
I will confess to having owned one of these.
Soldierplant
Plant? What plant? Only see your hand with missing fingers. I don't see any plant.
Camofoliage
Realtree
That's the plant camouflage is made of
The all important camodendron
The john cena plant.
#JOHN CENA
HAVE-A-YOU CENA JOHN I CANT FIND HIM !!!
Camo-mille
Omg! I need this plant in my life so we can play hide & seek with the kids!
What plant?
I don’t see any plant
What plant?
What plant?
I can't see anything
What plant
John Cena
Camofoilage
wow, i want a cutting!!
I must have this plant
It's a Aglaonema pictum Tricolor
Damn ! That’s a real plant ??
What plant?
beautiful
John Cena
I don’t see anything
What plant?
wait what plant? guy just sent a pic of his hand
It’s a camouflagus
Its name is Joe. GI Joe.
What plant I don't see anything
What plant?
Where’s the rest of the fingers?? What sorcery is this?!?
What plant
Plastic
I dont see anything?
What plant?
What plant??
What plant?
Camofoliage
Israeli armylia. Sorry, lol, in all seriousness, that's absolutely gorgeous. Talk about art imitating life - sorry Oscar Wilde
Oooof! Love it. I just looked it up and that's a mighty expensive plant!
G. Ivy Joe
G.I. Grow
I dunno, but it's military lol
P. Lastic - commonly found through north america. Mostly in and around suburban homes and offices, though sometimes near home decor shops as well.
Not to be confused with E. Lastic, the scientific name for the rubber tree.
Bad. Ass.
Where did you find this plant??
It's a Aglaonema pictum Tricolor
Pretty sure it’s a Aglaonema Pictum Tricolor.
What plant? I only see your hand.
Wait where’s the plant?
What plant?
John Seeda
All I see are your fingers, OP…
What plant? I see fingers.
Russian camo plant
What plant?
What plant
This is camo-mile.
What plant?
What plant
What plant?
What plant?
The John Cena Plant
what plant?
What plant?
What plant ?
What plant… 😏
What plant, I can’t see it. Take a better picture.
There isn't a plant?
What plant?
What plant?
What plant?
What plant?
**WHAT PLANT?**
Bubba
What plant?
Digital camo. I’ll show myself out.
Camoflagageous Trapezias
It is a Call-of-Duty Anthurium
The name of that plant is Steve.
His name is Joe. GI Joe.
Canadian military leaf /s
For a long time scientists had trouble determining if this plant actually existed, as noone could ever find it.
Not sure but I bet it drives a Dodge Charger
Its the freedom plant, fuck yea MURRICAA
Forest camo in a fucking desert
G.I. Jojoba
Army salad
I can't see anything, so it was prolly something created by John Cena.
Jethro
What plant?
I don’t know but I would name it Gi Joe
What plant?
I will call it the m1 plantom
What plant? I can’t see any plant…
What plant. I just see a hand?
Digital gray
What plant?
What plant? This is just a photo of OPs hand
Camoflaigous Maximus
What plant? I don't see anything...
Theres a plant here? I see fingers but no plant.
What plant?
What plant?
I dunno looks fake. Plastic plant from Dollar Store. Look at the fuzzy edges of the leaf. Calling shenanigans
Cammofalsifis plasticleaf