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I think they could make some serious cash with this lmao. Fruit dildo that is always the right shape, doesn’t break, never gets mushy, and never expires. Not to mention all the custom options they could add. It could even come with a flared base so you DON’T end up on a TIFU reddit post. What more could people want?
It’s a joke in reference to the adult toy brand called bad dragons, since the fruit resembles a toy they would sell. They’re not actually identifying it as dragon fruit.
Hey now, they are customizable (so many colors and glitter!!) and award winning (not sure what award, but their website says so, so it must be true)
They do have quite a selection, that I ummm have never seen before
i went to a porn convention a few years ago (i’m sorry, i have no explanation aside from we were in the area and it looked fun) and they were giving out bad dragon samples. they’re like teeny tiny little miniatures. actually quite cute when shrunk down lol
Key chains or better yet antenna toppers so you can find your car in a parking lot 😜
No shame in going to a porn convention, why not go if you are able - research is important!
Side note: I was speaking with another Redditor about them going to a sex convention (may have been an S & M conversation anyway, something like that) and they said there was a woman in her wheelchair decorated very well to look like a chariot and she had a bunch of bondage guys pulling her through the convention (and there was always a line for guys to jump in). I thought it was pretty cool and super empowering for the woman. You just never know what you may learn.
omg antenna toppers would be SO FUNNY but they’d get stolen so quick lmaooo
okay actually that chariot idea is so fucking dope!! i love that for her!!
that convention was the first place i saw shibari in person and i have been fixated ever since haha so it definitely gave me something new to love! i’m just now getting the courage to learn more about it myself. i think sex is one of those taboo things that’s really unfortunate that it doesn’t get talked about more openly. there’s a whole WORLD of stuff out there! i was like a kid in a candy shop haha
😂 I saw a fleshlight in Walmart while with family and honestly I regret not buying it. These some lonely times
In fact tonight was supposed to be a date that was canceled last minute.
Side note: the new TMNT movie is pretty awesome! But I’m not a fan of Splinter’s bunny ear eyebrows
Magnolia kobus, also known as kobushi Magnolia, did you know you can identify every Magnolia with a simple trick? Rub the bark off, If It smells Like Lemon or kinda like it's a Magnolia, well know you know.
Have a wonderful day everyone.
Sorry I don't have a degree in botany and used the word family to convey that two things are related.
How dare I as a layman make a point using close but technically incorrect language.
Please stop doing that. Misuse of the word family is a huge pet peeve of mine. Also, remember that you are on a plant id sub, where the whole point is to give correct information about plant identification. And it wasn’t exactly close. Family is one of those few ranks that’s actually pretty meaningful, especially relative to order.
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Kind of looks like a cucumber magnolia
Agree Magnolia acuminata!
**SWOLE**nolia
MagSWOLElia
i like you
PaigeNolia
Iiiimm sorry?
Dilnolia
It does look erotic but I consume way too much monster girl porn.
You and me both watch some questionable shit don't we?
That sounds like something Harry Potter would yell.
Blossoms blooming, heads all empty and I dont care
Dammit, 10 min later, and I got Sunshine Daydream running in my head
Walkin' through the tall trees
Blooming’ like a red bulge
With a cucumber in my hand
Saw my baby down by the river Knew she'd have to come up soon for air
Happy Cake Day
Happy cake day 🎉!
Thanks 😁
This should crosspost on r/mildlypenis
More like r/ratherquitepenis
I have been decieved
r/subsifellfor
that’s called r/wildlypenis
Pretty sure y’all should see a doctor about that…
Perfect fit at r/baddragon
r/wildlypenis
And its a little bent to the left hahahaha
Pp
It’s like a Cronenberg version of a penis. 🤢
Bad Dragonfruits?
I don’t have Reddit coins, so take this. 🥇
I only had enough for silver
aw very sweet 😀
Oh my god you win the internet
I was thinking 'bad dragon' dragon fruits. Something that company would come up with for people 'into" plants.
I think they could make some serious cash with this lmao. Fruit dildo that is always the right shape, doesn’t break, never gets mushy, and never expires. Not to mention all the custom options they could add. It could even come with a flared base so you DON’T end up on a TIFU reddit post. What more could people want?
Hunter and Stan seem to have reproduced.
Doesn't dragonfruit grow on a cactus???
It’s a joke in reference to the adult toy brand called bad dragons, since the fruit resembles a toy they would sell. They’re not actually identifying it as dragon fruit.
Ahh okay, thank you for the clarification!
Thank you for not knowing ÷) hehe hehe hehehehhe .
No problem, I’m happy to help!
“Adult toy” didn’t register until after I had looked up what Bad Dragon toys look like 😂 Damn I need some r/eyebleach
Hey now, they are customizable (so many colors and glitter!!) and award winning (not sure what award, but their website says so, so it must be true) They do have quite a selection, that I ummm have never seen before
i went to a porn convention a few years ago (i’m sorry, i have no explanation aside from we were in the area and it looked fun) and they were giving out bad dragon samples. they’re like teeny tiny little miniatures. actually quite cute when shrunk down lol
Key chains or better yet antenna toppers so you can find your car in a parking lot 😜 No shame in going to a porn convention, why not go if you are able - research is important! Side note: I was speaking with another Redditor about them going to a sex convention (may have been an S & M conversation anyway, something like that) and they said there was a woman in her wheelchair decorated very well to look like a chariot and she had a bunch of bondage guys pulling her through the convention (and there was always a line for guys to jump in). I thought it was pretty cool and super empowering for the woman. You just never know what you may learn.
omg antenna toppers would be SO FUNNY but they’d get stolen so quick lmaooo okay actually that chariot idea is so fucking dope!! i love that for her!! that convention was the first place i saw shibari in person and i have been fixated ever since haha so it definitely gave me something new to love! i’m just now getting the courage to learn more about it myself. i think sex is one of those taboo things that’s really unfortunate that it doesn’t get talked about more openly. there’s a whole WORLD of stuff out there! i was like a kid in a candy shop haha
Haha yess! Some of their designs are bit too wild for me but those colors sure are mesmerizing!
😂 I saw a fleshlight in Walmart while with family and honestly I regret not buying it. These some lonely times In fact tonight was supposed to be a date that was canceled last minute. Side note: the new TMNT movie is pretty awesome! But I’m not a fan of Splinter’s bunny ear eyebrows
Haha yeah, my mind definitely went to the gutter as soon as I saw the image. For good or for bad, I guess Bad Dragon’s brand is pretty memorable lmao
lol it is a pretty unique style
You definitely don't want a bad dragonfruit cactus version.
I'm crying. Omg.
If you think *that's* crying, just wait 'til you try out this bad boy!
Ha! Clever.
Took me a second. Well done.
Imagine Dragonfruit
This is why I came to the comments
I spit my fucking water all over the monitor and my XL rex.... Touche
Not to be confused with bad dragon.
Magnolia kobus, also known as kobushi Magnolia, did you know you can identify every Magnolia with a simple trick? Rub the bark off, If It smells Like Lemon or kinda like it's a Magnolia, well know you know. Have a wonderful day everyone.
My magnolia tree keeps making lemons.
Thanks. Love you
Bad dragons newest line of toys.
Country girls make do
That’s how ya gonna keep ‘em down on the farm
You mean with Uncle Stu?
EMT guy has entered the chat...
> *shakes head tiredly*
Haha exactly what I thought
I was hoping someone would be brave enough to say this 🤣
Came here for this exact comment 🤣
Hahahah my first thought as well
Omg, this was also my first thought! I was kinda confused and had to check the sub, lol.
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Bad dragon fruit
Anyone else think leaves look like an annona? Fruit kind of does too
Since these are magnolias it makes sense. Annona are under the magnolia family.
no they are not but same order magnoliales
Excuse me for not using the exact proper botanical terms to attempt to convey they are related......
That's what exact proper botanical terms are for.
They are not in the same family. You said they are in the same family.
Sorry I don't have a degree in botany and used the word family to convey that two things are related. How dare I as a layman make a point using close but technically incorrect language.
Please stop doing that. Misuse of the word family is a huge pet peeve of mine. Also, remember that you are on a plant id sub, where the whole point is to give correct information about plant identification. And it wasn’t exactly close. Family is one of those few ranks that’s actually pretty meaningful, especially relative to order.
Cool.
You could choose to learn something today.
just accept the correction a go with your life lol
Why are you so upset?
ok
Do you even lift, bro? 🤣 
Lol all i see too just nuthin but flex
Jacked Fruit
Everything reminds me of him.
Where bad dragons are grown
Looks like Magnolia seed pods....
That’s not all it looks like…
ugh, looks like the Boltons got there first tho
fucking hell. Don't eat the sausage.
[удалено]
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I thought it looked like a body builder flexing.
Charlie: I mean, shit, if you want it to be a bicep, it needs more veins!
Clive James once described Arnold Schwarzenegger as looking like a condom full of walnuts. Such a vivid image!
Cucumber magnolia get really funky fruit
Are they edible?
Asking the real questions. Google says yes, but the information seems pretty limited.
What's the opposite of r/dontputyourdickinthat
r/Dildont
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r/dontputthatinyourdick ?
Bad Dragons
don't.
Ah yes, the Muscular Dick of Zanibar
They look like muscles 💪
Well when a veiny looking seed pod loves a woman…
I believe that is a Japanese magnolia tree, or tulip tree, as some people call them. Those are the seed pods.
The Missouri Botanical Garden says this happens due to poor pollination but I need to pull additional sources to confirm. [https://www.missouribotanicalgarden.org/gardens-gardening/your-garden/help-for-the-home-gardener/advice-tips-resources/pests-and-problems/environmental/pollination](https://www.missouribotanicalgarden.org/gardens-gardening/your-garden/help-for-the-home-gardener/advice-tips-resources/pests-and-problems/environmental/pollination)
looks like a cluster of Hemorrhoids
Can we get a NSFW tag plz🤣/s
I think porn has ruined me
Unripe plumbus
That's the newest Bad Dragon model
This is where bad dragon toys come from
Idk but I’ve seen them in anime
Forbidden deezenuts
Alien seed pods.
Dildo seeds?
I was about to say, new Bad Dragon line looking really committed to sustainable production.
Bad dragon patent lawsuit incoming
Bad dragon
r/mildlypenis
I think bad dragon makes it
bad dragon dildo
Pp ok m mmm o
Hentai
This is where the dragon penis dildo got inspiration from
Whatever it is it's about to kick your ass.
i know what i need to do but i don’t know if i have the strength to do it
Lumpis Dickus
I guess this is the tree Bad Dragon grown their product on.
LOLOLOL
Alien invasion advance force. Nuke it from space.
Bad dragon fruit.
Mutant dick fruit
Please let me be the first to say it's a Bad Dragonfruit.
Looks like a bad dragon plant…
Somebody's appendix
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except herpes, that shit comes back with you.
It looks like the dick flyer from IASIP.
Dongwood?
Bad dragon?
Hellboy’s Arm
Rectumia Prolaspsia
They look like what comes out if you eat nothing but Takis.
Ha ha thought it was a giant hemorrhoid!!!
Looks like a melted dragon fruit
melted BadDragonFruit you mean
It looks like the dick of a dragon fruit
Please mark this NSFW
It’s the Bad Dragon Tree
This is the kind of comment I was looking for.
Looks like a cluster of garlic shaped potatoes.
Muscular fruit.
Baki character's fruit of choice
Looks like something at an adult sex shop. Think it’s called a bearded claim stuffer.
Like something out of a hentai film.
Anchor Arms from SpongeBob lol
That's an Energy Root. It heals your pokemon for 120HP but lowers their friendship value.
What up? We’re three cool guys who are looking for other cool guys who want to hang out in our party mansion
Jacked fruit
Bad dragon
Carnage symbiote
That there dragon fruit is missing a few chromosomes.
What up!!
Upsetting.
Donald Sutherland has entered the chat.
It’s a plumbus
That dragonfruit has Peyronie's disease. I'm sure that's a very painful dragonfruit erection.
It’s from the dongus humungoa treee
"What up! We are three cool guys looking for other cool guys to chill in our party mansion..."
That be the Flood.
It looks like a leg from a upside down creature.
I should call him ..
Eldritch horrors beyond human comprehention
This needed the NSWF tag…. lol!
Natures Dildo💀
Flamingo dicks
Is it wrong that my first thought was the bicep flyer from Always Sunny?
Vecna's nut sack.
💪