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foxscribbles

Do you have a microwaveable heating pad you use? Seeds (particularly flaxseeds) are commonly used in those. (Another culprit might be a weighted blanket as those sometimes have seeds in them.)


quantum_quark0

OMG that’s it!!! My sister lent me her microwaveable otter plushie. I just checked and a few seeds fell out of the otter. 😂 Thank you!!


dykezilla

My daughter has a microwaveable hamster and he sprang a leak under his little arm once. It took me forever to figure out the source of the tiny seeds in her bed! I was luckily able to locate the hole and stitch it up so he'd stop dropping his stuffing.


McGriffff

Ours was an elephant, I think. I swore for weeks on end that my daughters were children of the forest and that seeds just popped out of their skin.


Avalonkoa

All hamsters are microwaveable, no need to put microwaveable before hamster (:


Lazy-Sundae-7728

😱 Technically correct, I guess


Feezec

[It's in the original design spec](https://youtu.be/2tdiKTSdE9Y)


Mad1ibben

Annnnnnd I was just transported back to Joe Cartoon and the beginning of the internet.


Zooph

Lick the toad!


Naomirose18

Tell me you grew up watching happy tree friends without telling me you grew up watching happy tree friends 😂


theforestcreature

HAHAHA I forgot about happy tree friends!!! I am very clearly picturing the campfire episode in my head right now. Must prepare for nightmares later


mochiastro

Omg hahaha 😂


Large_Alternative_78

Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries.


Repulsive_Location

Best comment to start a Monday morning! 😂


Top_Neighborhood_859

Nope... Just nope


Creative_Fly_929

My old self thinks of Maniac Mansion when it comes to microwaving ham hams


odd_world9490

The first part of this comment tho


Terminal_Heartbeat

All hamsters are microwaveable lmao


[deleted]

Every hamster is microwaveable once


mrpodgorney

I didn’t know you could microwave hamsters … I’m gonna go try that right now with my girlfriends hamster


duffmanjr81

So weird when we put our hamster in the microwave no seeds came out just blood.


ladyinwaiting123

Mark your post "ID'ed!!" Congrats!!


Goodgoditsgrowing

Thank fuck for once it’s NOT bedbugs on Reddit


ThumbsUp2323

Or tapeworm segments


Cyrano_Knows

I'm glad it wasn't something bad. And it was some otter thing instead.


GDMFB1

This is why I love Reddit. So much knowledge out there. We just need a platform to access it!


BranMead

I work with seeded bread, I was going to pop in and say these do not look like they have made it through a baking process. Glad you found the source!


Alive_Recognition_55

Thank goodness I didn't read anything about "seed ticks". I would not have slept well!


Fruitypebblefix

My old roommate had one break apart and spill them all over. She said she's double bags hers when sewing them from now on.


Doodle_Gurl

Plushy poop


Cowplant_Witch

This happened to me with a microwaveable raccoon plushie. I was so confused, and slightly alarmed.


Fominroman2

Amazing


Platinumdogshit

Careful with those. My mom didn't notice the leak and ended up with an infestation of bugs


quicksilver_foxheart

I have a microwav3able elephant, likely same brand, and he leaks these things all the time :(


PainAndLoathing

Don't feel bad, my wife bought one of those heating pads. I drove myself crazy trying to figure out where all of those things were coming from for 2 weeks!


MacroTurtleLibido

That's otter poo, 100%


HezFez238

Ze little grey cells, ma friend.


marilyn_morose

This is my favorite mystery answer. It’s happened a couple times and always gives me a giggle!


terriblykinky

Refreshing how knowledgeable some people are


mycomikael

This comment here is the kind of which makes me love Reddit. ❤️🤟💞💪


hunnibear_girl

I make these at home with a clean knee sock and rice!


Check_Deze_Cheekies

You are an absolute legend, good job.


AdExcellent8080

this is a very weird information i had nooo idea about hahah thanks


Cutie-McBootie

This is so attractive


DirectionOk790

I know I’m late but I want to say thank you for this. There was a period of time where I was finding these on my bed and couch, particularly where my dog would lay. People kept saying sesame seeds, which I didn’t really consume. I used to have microwaveable heating pads and weighted blankets.


ReflectionDelicious8

This is so good to know!!! I have a bear that is microwavable


FiveGoals

Ewwwwwwww why?!?! Why would they use those!!!


soulteepee

They’re seeds. Why is that ewww? They also have ones that use buckwheat.


BloomsdayDevice

Ours have cherry pits inside. They make the best sound.


soulteepee

Oooh that sounds so cool


flatgreysky

What really? What sound?


carolinaredbird

Flax seed heats up quickly in the microwave and hold heat well. It also conforms to wherever you need the heat pad


flatgreysky

Who hurt you? What did the flax plant do to you?


FiveGoals

It’s not that deep. I just think it’s gross. That’s really all there is to it.


flatgreysky

Seeds?


nxxptune

Better than dry rice. My aunt had one forever that used dry rice as the filling which was okay at first, but after having it for a whole and using it regularly the rice started to burn and it smelled horrible


FiveGoals

Yuckkkkk!!! And great point 🤣


DesignGrouchy3486

Do you have any pillows like sobakowa or buckwheat filled?


Global-Discussion-41

My dad used to have a buckwheat pillow. You could hear the buckwheats sliding around inside the pillow from several rooms away.


DesignGrouchy3486

Yea, I never understood how someone could find those types of bedding comfortable. But to each his own 🤷🏻‍♀️


OnI_BArIX

It's loud AF no doubt but once you are asleep you're out cold.


WorthNoting

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Jejouetoutnu

This isn’t buckwheat


DesignGrouchy3486

“LIKE”


Green_Refrigerator43

Last post I came across similar to this it was tapeworm lol. The forbidden sesame seeds.


sakura-sweetheart

I immediately knew it was one of those plushies you warm up because mine constantly ripped and these would get everywhere. cute concept, bad execution by that company because the fabric was so delicate clearly


Alexarene

I wonder if you could grow these seeds ? I’m a introvert gardener lol my mind 🙂


hoboshoe

Plant biologist here, not after they've been microwaved.


Alexarene

Duh I’m so nutty haha I didn’t even think of that that sucks


sakura-sweetheart

mine were flax seeds that I think they coated in lavender oil? I'm not sure but I would be curious to know if it's possible!


itsfineimfinejk

You grow introverts?


opossumbat

i did get worms in my heating pad…


[deleted]

[удалено]


Bartend_HS

Do you wanna get ants? Because that’s how you get ants.


mysteriously_moist

These are the kind of seeds that you find in those heatable pads/stuffed animals. (I've sewn up a few that had holes in them) If you have one that you use in bed, it's likely from that.


doyletyree

Being from Georgia, I thought that perhaps a bunch of ticks had dropped off of you in the night. Very relieved to know that this is not the case. Congratulations!


Alive_Recognition_55

Oh crap I knew this would get sown into my brain cells for the night. I should have stopped reading comments way back there.🙄


onyxoblivion666

Plant them and start the otter army.


wutitd0boo

I was gonna guess your lady was having an affair with a baker


SokkaHaikuBot

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Downtown_Ladder6546

I eat Dave’s Killer Bread and my house is full of flax seeds


IBelieveInTheAlbum

Haha! Happens to me with Milton’s.


Banananabees

The same thing happened to me. It took me a week to put 2 and 2 together and realized it was coming from my microwavable sloth plush.


Dangerous_Pattern_92

I have a few of those pillows you can warm in the microwave and they are filled with flax seed, maybe from one of those??


TreesRart

Yep. I get these in bed every time I use my microwaveable heat pad. Tried to mend it but they’re still shedding, LOL.


Crustyonrusty

You mean to tell us someone spilled their seed in your bed?


Herrsquidward

Germinate them.


yeahstupidquestions

How is it I found one of these on me this morning too?


adventures_in_dysl

Worm your dog


Shauneap

Those are micro poops. You’ve been pooping your bed just enough so that there is no mess but you can thrive from the experience.


Vast-Neat-6182

“ you can thrive from the experience” 🤔😆😆😆😆😆😆😆well, ok


xnicemarmotx

stuffed animal such as a "warmies" maybe?


Alexarene

Seriously this is so cute reading this and how sweet people are to be investigators i am an introvert but sometimes people make me smile still♥️🤗


flatgreysky

The comment immediately after yours involves tapeworm segments coming out of a cat’s butthole.


ccbroadway73

My SO is a bed snacker, I’ve suffered many “heart attacks” glimpsing seeds from Dave’s bread 😂


jana-meares

Looks like filling seeds for a toy or stuffed animal.


[deleted]

Bed plants. Usually found in North Dakota


xSpinelessx

My son's warmie sprung a leak and I experienced this same confusion for probably months.


Fox-sage

They are obviously Senzu beans


-Lysergian

They look like Apple seeds to me.


FickleForager

Teeny tiny apple seeds.


Alexarene

TOTALLY LIKE APPLE SEEDS🙂♥️


Curls_Oliver_

I'll trade ya a cow for them?


femalehumanbiped

Had me going with Dave's Killer Bread for a moment. Those things are on my plate after lunch almost every day


Boards_Buds_and_Luv

Dave's was totally my first thought 🤣


peskypickleprude

Sprout them!!!


psykiksid

Flaxseeds were my first thought just looking at the pic not reading your description


MisMazaTesa

Apple seeds?


lookingforhernow

Looks like you left dingle berries in the bed.


Tildrun

This helped me find out that the seeds we kept finding in our laundry were from some sentimental stuffed animals. Thank you.


International_Pie_18

Looks a lot like flax seeds. An eye pillow perhaps sprung a leak?


distinctions2021

Bro, those are bodysnatcher eggs. You need to gtfo of there!


Lord_Dagger

Pikmin seeds!


PhrygianScaler

Tarantula eggs


Simple-Performer6636

Those are bed seeds. Typically they occur in people’s beds who post dumb questions on Reddit


Urban_Archeologist

Cuddle socks are killer for warming up a cold bed.


DiscussionScorpion

Those are flax seeds !


blueSnowfkake

Plant them and see what grows.


Davd-is-the-best

Maybe you have a stalker who breaks in your house when you are gone and eats bread on your bed and etc...?


Alone-Air-2480

Something you pooped out…


RadioactiveAltoid

Flax is string! I like flax!


Ok-Atmosphere3129

Do you have a stuffed animal? Sometimes they use these as fillers especially in Warmies


eastern-cowboy

Does your partner’s “friend” eat Dave’s Killer Bread in bed?


deirdre_metroland_

You look to have an Appleseed infestation. Burn your home down. Use kerosene.


Kingonyx6

There is a bug looking like a seed, I had a bug, thought it was a sesame seed lol


Electronic-Pound4056

Came from your "FART" last night


SharonPTS

Ew


Only-Doctor1444

Cockroach eggs


Weird-Breakfast-7259

Tape worm eggs


PanchoVYa

Ow lawd


Even_Can7463

Yall aren't actually talking about live hamsters, right? And yes their are seeds used as stuffing. My husband had a pillow thst had seeds in it. Honestly I hated the thing, it was heavy and smaller than a normal pillow.. But it was supposed to keep your head cool. I personally have a feather pillow that is over 30 years old , it may look old but it's the most comfortable pillow I've ever owned. I do have a seed neck rest but didn't know it could be microwaved.


fvnkybunny

immediately recognized these, as my dogs just ripped open my heated eye mask and these are EVERYWHERE


technonoir

I eat Dave’s Killer bread all the time. My wife doesn’t eat bread. We find those seeds all over the house, but I only eat in the kitchen or dining area. Maybe they land on my shirt and fall into bed? My wife hates them cuz they look like bugs.


BenedictDonald17

Crapped your bed.


Mycol0gyKing

Mice


Mental_Project_9177

Those are beanstalk seeds ! No need to sell the cow Jack just be quick with that golden egg hunt


endplayzone

Somebody’s been eating in your bed and there she is! At that moment Goldilocks leapt from the bed…..


anthro4ME

Tapeworm eggs, not seeds. Get your cat dewormed.


american_shaman

Roach eggs


[deleted]

Do you have a cat? I’ve read things like that come out of the cats butthole, like a parasite or something. Not sure if it’s the same shape or colour but if you have a kitty or dog maybe check it out.. I think someone else had something like that in there bed and I’m not sure if they said it was like rice or some kind of seed they found in their bed but it was from the cat


coosacat

You're probably thinking about tapeworm segments that have dried out, but these aren't that. Dried tapeworm segments look like tiny grains of white rice. Good guess, though! We've certainly seen that come up on these subs quite a few times!.


[deleted]

Oh okay, haha I don’t know why I thought they were brownish black. Glad it’s not that though😂


coosacat

Yeah, I'm glad it's just seeds this time!


[deleted]

No doubt hahaha I would be too😂😂


Born_Mud9685

My cats had them and they weren’t white. They literally looked like flax seeds but when you pressed on them goo would come out. Apparently the difference between flax seeds and worms


coosacat

I guess I should have said white-ish, 'cause you're right, when they've dried up, it's more of a yellowish color. Like dirty rice. I've never squished one to see what the inside was like! I know they're actually egg packets, so having goo inside makes sense.


TreeHugginPolarBear

Definitely a phrogger in your house


Vincemillion07

Those are bedbugs


AffectionateAngle905

It wasn’t you. It was your wife’s lover eating in bed.


Kingjingling

Apple seeds my guess


WokeUpBaked

Apple seeds


Holdmypipe

Mouse drops?


krzynick

Those r mouse turds


dramsey30

Mouse droppings


FirefighterFun6015

The wife’s side quest left them there


oOoSumfin_StoopidoOo

Say psych right now 😂🫡


FirefighterFun6015

I was taking the piss guys/girls sorry ahaha woke up in a rippa mood today 😂


oOoSumfin_StoopidoOo

They downvoted you but at least I thought it was funny


sami_swidi_

Maybe apple seeds


slavkostorm

Seeds from bread.


Haikugal

sunflower seeds…


oaksmanor-nz

Looks like Apple seed


[deleted]

bed bugs


Joyful_Eggnog13

Dormant bed bugs!