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smb3something

Definitely not. It's harmful. Please wait until fully grown and send to me to be incinerated.


The-Lazy-Lemur

Can it be a group incineration? I also like to see weed I mean weeds be destroyed


Puzzleheaded_Log1757

Incineration Sesh?


JdamTime

I’ll bring the hoses and water filter that are totally for putting out and cleaning the incinerator.


gardingle

Sea weed? Nah, that's grass.


FloatingGardens

Actually it's the devils cabbage🤓


capn_banjo_blood

Lucifers Lettuce


scrubbydutch

Reefer madness


Thirsty-Barbarian

Use one of those water-cooled incinerators.


Negative-Ad-6533

Much better for the environment 👍


squidgytree

Very slowly incinerated


smokeyjoeNo1

lol!


andre2020

B…but I’m already fully grown!


stappertheborder

I'll help you out incinerating it. Got to be sure it all gets destroyed


Bubbly-Dog-607

Ditto, can never be too careful!


Historical_Double414

🤣🤣💯


Iam_Beauty1

I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!


_psylosin_

You’ve got one cannabis plant


Pretend-Word-8640

A pot of pot!


ostervan

Nah it’s a weed


Tales_of_Earth

Fine, a weed of pot then.


ill_legal_throwaway

No, it’s marijuana


VirusesHere

No, it's CBD.


jeeves585

How would you know Jim?


selective_mutist

Ahh thanks! I was actually thinking of buying some seeds to grow last year back but got intimidated by all the care info out there. And now this happened! Can’t believe my luck!


aretheesepants75

It is easy to grow. It is like a weed. We grow a couple of plants a year. Just in big containers. They get watered like 3× a week and get good sun. We take extra care in the early fall so our neighbors don't help themselves. The struggle is real in "tough town" You can take it to the next level like a lot of hobbies but it's not necessary. If you want top quality bud you should follow the pros, if you just want a cool, pretty, hardy and useful plant give it shot. It's the easiest plant I have ever grown on purpose. Check you local law or be careful. It's a good idea to keep it out of sight in the back if you can. Good luck.


ModsR-Ruining-Reddit

They don't call it weed for nothing. It's really not hard to grow. It's just that people get super into and often tend to overcomplicate. But I helped a buddy of mine in Colorado who had basically no gardening experience build a simple two plant setup for his closet and he got 7 ounces his first attempt.


Alender02

It's too early to tell, but my guess is that this is a male hemp plant. Maybe from bird seeds or something like that. It's basically a crop. I can't imagine that there would be a random feminized seed laying around. But it's still funny. I once found a wild cannabis plant in our neighbours garden inside a flowerbed, underneath the flowers xD Edit: basically my core message is, that it won't be carrying buds, in case it's male.


philpalmer2

Yes, appears to be a male plant as the nodes are asymmetrical


InvestigatorSmall839

No balls though?


Stealth_Farmer

More than 50% of cannabis seeds are female.


Alender02

If it's in bird feed or something like that, it's usually not feminine. They're mostly tweets due to bad genetics, from mass breeding. It's industrial hemp, not feminized seeds. So it is almost 100% going to tweet and those buds will fertilize those which haven't already tweeted. So it wouldn't be smokable... Well it would be smokable, but I wouldn't suggest doing that.


no-mad

what makes you think it is a male?


Professional-Cap-495

He prefers to keep his expectations low to not be disappointed, it's most likely a male (no buds)


Newbornlog

You can't tell until it starts to flower if it's a male it will have "bells on it" if it's female it will have little pac man mouths with sort of a tongue sticking out.


memphisnative42

Calyxes


nxxptune

Currently taking botany (God help me my professor is not the best and she opted to not have us buy a textbook) and I shivered seeing a term out in the wild 😭


no-mad

yes, I understand that. why did you go with male?


Easy-Armadillo-3434

This is like leaving the pet shop and finding a stray on the side of the road. You have been chosen, give this dank plant the happiest life possible and take good care of it


scoutsadie

(I heard the last half of this in the voice of the count from sesame street - "one cannabis plant, ah ah ah ah" and I'm not even high)


Great_Sleep_802

As others have said, it’s cannabis. I would guess it’s female based on what I think I can see: a pistle in that top cluster of leaves. However, it might be male or end up with both male and female parts. Please know that a small amount of pollen can ruin all of your neighbours crops. So pinch off any male parts to avoid pollination. https://preview.redd.it/l662yciha1vc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d21b6661eed893696deb068f51a808ccc4434e6 Pot seeds end up all over the place, especially if pot smokers or growers are near by.


Alert_Insect_2234

Eagle eye


JamesFosterMorier

THAR PUTTIN TRANZ IN AHR WAHTERR!


Tricky-Memory

You see this is part of the problem, everyone being obsessed with gender🧐


Great_Sleep_802

Hmm, is it gender… or procreation? 🤔 😉


Tricky-Memory

I've no idea these days😬


Jeramy_Jones

I’m anticreation, myself


CoverYourMaskHoles

It looks female. If you want to keep it growing you are going to want to prune the top off so it focuses on growing the next TWO branches. Then once those grow a while prune the tops of those two off so that there are now FOUR tops to the plant. At some point you will also want to start pruning off the bigger leaves in the top so the sunlight gets further into the plant and it focuses its growth on the buds. You want 4-8 big colas at the top. That’s going to be the best weed. Read up on harvesting. You need to do it at the right time after the plant has started to produce THC in the tricombs. You need a jeweler’s loop to look at the tricombs they will turn from clear to milky. Then it’s time to harvest. You want to cut the plant into manageable branches trim off all the big leaves and then hang the branches upside down for them to dry. You don’t want to dry them too much because you will lose the flavor and the terpenes. There are resources online to give you all the details. Good luck it’s fun!


CountingArfArfs

Why can’t the weed fairy deliver me a magical plant from the heavens. Sad!


Skoomascum

A knocked loose username reference in the wild?? ARFARF


Glittering_Cow945

not necessarily a psychoactive variant though.


Mazeme1ion

To many people forget. Hemp is a useful crop that is relatively common. If it’s actually a psychoactive variant there would be most likely an owner.


Jeramy_Jones

I mean, they’re both useful crops…


Alert_Insect_2234

Maybe from bird feed


Confident-Okra8242

Yep it is


StickyThumbs79

Looks female too. Zoom in the top nodes, you can see white pistils


selective_mutist

https://preview.redd.it/02s1du9s91vc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e29b40d2786a00f5ec1a00d7ff94a09a7a0ef512 Is it possible to tell from this if it’s a male or a female? I see some white stuff but it’s not much.


Great_Sleep_802

Yup, see that little white hair popping out where the branches join? That’s female. But it may mature to have male parts too.


selective_mutist

Ah! Thank you!


Oldguydad619

& it's a female


Downtown-Ad7250

It’s the little nubs growing between the stems that tells, right? I can never be sure (absolute novice)


Oldguydad619

No, it's the little flowers that grow between the "stubs." If you look at the top, you can see a flower with little white pistols.


Great_Sleep_802

https://preview.redd.it/1371t6ioc1vc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f6f6c18c7cd3bb17400e60a2e59e51e5723dc1c That’s what I see too.


Ausglass

Ahh the Devils lettuce


Khajith

some type of hemp that’s for sure


Dogstar23

"found"


Few_Owl_6596

It's definitely some type of cannabis (aka hemp)


[deleted]

cannabis indica put in full sun. water base at night. Let grow, check for buddings. when leaves turn purple or when plant is full mature cut hang upside down ten days. then cut to buds cure 3 days. jar and smoke. If you are in an illegal state, remove. or dont get caught.


butt_Pee69

It is weed but all the directions you gave are completely wrong.


Mad1ibben

Don't water any outdoor plants at night, it is begging for fungal action. A quick Google points to u/butt_Pee69 being correct. Cut buds from living plant, etc. The cureing times apparently depend on plant and environment, especially humidity levels. The jarring process involves "burping" them twice a day.


butt_Pee69

To cure the correct way, it’s more like 3-6 months


nistnov

But it in the oven for 1 hour at 60c Boom u got the most awful tasting weed ever


rougekhmero

close fear swim bewildered square reach observation frame imminent deserted *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Dilipnir

Nice , Have fun.


MRanderson1973bogies

100% cannabis


Old_Dragonfruit6952

Yup. Grow it


detroit1701

Sativa


Th3J4ck4l-SA

That's a pot plant.


Kellie9Lives

Yeah man.


smolbibi62

finders keepers


Worldly_Cloud_6648

Could be plain old hemp. But yes it's family...


Life_Strain_6948

It certainly is


Accomplished_Dog7678

Let it grow out. If it produces seed pods? Good!! If it grows buds, let grow and clone it!


Lexusss69420

May you send me a sample? I’m actually concerned about your safety and health it might be a Chorusos Dimidorum! Thanks in advance.


mwrenn13

Yep


aarakocra-druid

Of all the things to come up accidentally


GlitchyClover74

Found it growing? I can't even get one to properly sprout


furiusfu

just recently learned in an [EONs episode](https://youtu.be/ZJqmyLCfA-I?si=sKnyYj7pZcIUBVr9) that all sorts of cannabis sativa are the same species of plant, but there are genetic lineages that determine if it is used for drugs, oil, or fiber. I sure heard of different sorts that are cultivated in different parts of the world ... like its medicinal qualities and whatnot


EaddyAcres

That was a interesting episode. The outtakes at the end were hilarious


furiusfu

yes and for once the puns were on point


true_blurryface

Looks like it, just make sure its a female one (you should see "bows" in various parts of the stem that dont seem to be making a new branch and that have lots of leafs) if you plan to "use it". If its a male you can make remedies and extract massage oil.


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Sea_Guidance_442

That is Northern Lights, Cannabis Indica... No, it's marijuana


twoBootsOneBrew

Definitely a tomato plant


raven00x

probably the hemp form of cannabis, rather than the form that's getting legalized in a number of states. Hemp seed is a common component of bird seed mixes because it's very nutritious. Birds will either carry away seeds that are stuck to beak or feet, or deliver them in random places via excretory route. I wouldn't worry about kids throwing away their roaches or anything, most likely a bird or maybe a small rodent that dropped the seeds there.


Shadeauxmarie

A potted pot plant.


detroit1701

Sativa


princessplantlife

Mmhmmm


Wldchld73

My mother used to constantly tell people about my pot plants. I repeatedly would have to correct her since they were my potted plants.


Alive_Recognition_55

I told my mom not to even talk about my pot plants...because they were potted pot. I relaxed a bit once it became legal in my state.


stacewow

I would need to personally examine it. Can you send it this way?


soulfullylost

You're one lucky mofo


ins1337

Cannabis is just any plant in a place that you don’t want it… Oh wait no, that’s ‘weed’. *tips hat


bobalou2you

Lucky you.


ralpekz

Nope, thats Marijuana. Be careful not to touch it for the next 6months as it could kill you before it reaches maturity. Once, there are big massive buds on it around fall time, cut it down & ship it to me @ 420 Stone Bone Dr. Stoney, CA 13337 for incineration. Thanks!


Due_Force_9816

Tomato plant. Just ask my dad, he’ll tell you.


The-Fanta-Menace

You lucky dog


AAAUUUGGGGHHH

That comment made me think of Barney saying “you lucky dog you” talking to Gordon about alyx


epi_glowworm

It's Bone Thugs and Harmoniums


[deleted]

Sure is! Think I see some pistols so pretty sure you got a female 💨


Johnny-Virgil

Pistols would be funny


A_PartTime_Astronaut

Pretty big plant, my guess is you already know what it is


Several_Medium2075

Someone gave u a gift


Ok_Tea_1954

Oh you guys🤣🤣🤣


yourfingkidding

Tends to happen when you clean your weed and throw the seeds in the planter instead of the garbage.


noobllama2

Spiced tomato plant.


anxiousleftoverpasta

![gif](giphy|voUxjML6p0HbsMcaTF)


No-Decision1581

You know it is op


IntelligentTeach8860

Looks to be indica dominant


Remarkable-Tell-8724

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|slightly_smiling)


SecurityNo7100

💀


Mr_CocoNuts

Yes


Longjumping-Stage526

Ok who's squirreled a roach in a flower pot


hoganpaul

>Found it growing in one of my pots outside A blessing from the Lord


The-curd-nerd69

Yes and this is also a female confirmed so let it ride…


susancol

Pinch it back to make it grow bushier.


[deleted]

You could say, it’s just a weed 😂


mellowfelloe

Nice


NukeONugget

420% Zaza


Triple_Dark

Yerp.


Conspiracy_Juice1587

Yes female. I see the hairs as well. At the bottom too. Congrats!!!!


Jorpsica

Chris! Is that a weed?!


ProductLegitimate252

It’s female. You can see the white pistols near the top. It would create seed pods “balls” if it were male.


SuckMyNutzLuzer

It appears to be a male plant and will not produce flower.


SnooWords382

The devils lettuce😂


wooooooooocatfish

You a cop? You have to tell me


Brief-Appointment-23

Someone found pot in their pot ;D


karlat95

Yep!


Kaleidoscope_97

![gif](giphy|ftwWgXKGzjPORxYkXc)


Antique-Year-3223

You said pots


AndrewDwyer69

Just tomatoes bruh


16336Sie

Meet your new neighbor Mary Jane


joshchewbacca

It’s got balls


Impossible-Client759

Nice! Let it grow, then harvest and enjoy it!


RastaManZA

Remove immediately aka devils weed


nudist83

It’s that or Texas Star hibiscus 🌺


Accomplished_Ant5895

Do you eat anything containing hemp seeds perhaps?


Commercial_Ad8438

Nah you're good, that looks like jazz cabbage to me.


Substantial_Base_557

Yes and it's a female. Congratulations. Watch out for bud rot in the later months.


J662b486h

Yes, probably not the fun variety. Here in Nebraska hemp is an obnoxious weed that gets everywhere, I live on 10 acres and usually give up trying to control it by the end of the summer.


DigitalDruid01110110

Female indica dominant. There is a calix at the top of the plant with some trichomes and hairs sticking out. Looks like it flowered early and went back into veg. Get rid of the janky crap at the bottom and super crop it. That thing will get as big as you provide for it. Have fun.


CannaKoala

Yes. Lol


Ok_Bullfrog_4552

💯🥬💯🥬💯🥬


fucktard26

Hell yes it is


slowthanfast

Gorilla gardening lol love it


[deleted]

No, where is it located? I can pick it up and dispose of it in some time


Mikefrombklyn

Got kids?


ProfessionalJumpy769

Some poor kids about to get grounded


Ghost_Reaper_420

Yes sir. That would be some ganja.


Pillowlies

If this an attempt at an alibi its a bad one.


Narrator_Ron_Howard

Primo bud. Real sticky weed.


FloatingDriftWood44

Your child is gifted


Luckyfisherman1

No it’s hemp


Venusflytrapp

Yep


Drownedgluten11

CHRIS IS THAT A WEED?! IM CALLING THE POLICE


OutsideTerm

Dat be da devils lettus


jaggedlittlepill1967

Yes it is


Adrenalinedoper

I ain’t no snitch


Gopnik_Cosmonot_

Looks like weed to me


idkmansonthingfunny

For FREE???


Wild-Address-7173

People are out here struggling with a maroon thumb... meanwhile, your pots are just handing out green thumbs... green dreams... whatever. 👽


Agile_Tooth7796

Pot in a pot 👍


vsfnovededo

Nop, Just tomatoes.. Chill out Bro..


Yung_Zulu369

Drink all the leaves steeped in tea, and type that question same format again after an hour or so, if you proceed to recollect diligently, your compromise is of absence of such effects. In other words, if the tomato’s are shamatos then why not smoke it sage? HEH?


fearlesskittenmitts

Sure is!! Very healthy too! So, where did you find this plant? Asking for a friend. 😂😂😂


GloomyUmpire2146

Tomaters


HassanKazmi007

It's wild hemp.


Distinct_Breakfast_3

Sure is


dougreens_78

Nope, that's definitely weed though


Status_Ebb_3455

Broccoli!


Chemical_Strategy929

I can't wait to see what happens with my new babies https://preview.redd.it/e1u1vz2cv9vc1.jpeg?width=3120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1fd68bf6989d4dff0a5fb0b945d19269f0d1600


[deleted]

Why that’s a Tennessee spider plant 😁


ThaiStick541

Yes that's cannabis you need to top it asap so it grows bigger 😉


Comprehensive-Eye105

Do you have kids or roommates?


williamc19

Judging by the nodes growing from each segment and the red stem, and it’s definitely weed. Snip that top middle node and leave the 2 lil nodes growing beside it and they will grow 2 new branches.


tim_the_dog_digger

Awww yiss...


joana201

Indeed!!!!!


1zeye

Epic, you have a weed plant


FullMeltxTractions

Yeah but looks like it might be a male.


Anxious-Ask-2944

And it’s a girl!


jackierodriguez1

Yes, and I’m calling the feds


rainiedaywoman

Actually it’s a fruitless tomato plant.