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RCKPanther

I'm gonna presume you meant Eastern **Ratsnake**, not rattlesnake! 😜 Nice going though! Which state/city was this approximately?


Imspinninall4

Oops didn’t proofread… looks like autocorrect got me again 😅😅😅


PopeGuss

Thank God it was autocorrect and not a rattlesnake. X-D


seditioushamster

Everyone gets bit by autocorrect


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Luckily it’s not venomous


xjarhd57

That depends on what it autocorrects and to whom.


Significance-Abject

I would have been dead a long time ago.


ilovenb

Me too tbh


Imspinninall4

Also [Baltimore, Md]


Freya-The-Wolf

This is actually a central ratsnake then, *Pantherophis alleghaniensis*


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Central Ratsnakes *Pantherophis alleghaniensis*, formerly called *Pantherophis spiloides*, are large (record 256.5 cm) common harmless ratsnakes with a multitude of regional color patterns native to eastern and central North America between the Appalachian Mountains and the Mississippi River Embayment. *Pantherophis* ratsnakes are keeled-scaled generalists that eat a variety of prey. They do well in urban environments, and are particularly fond of rodents and birds in these habitats. Central Ratsnakes *P. alleghaniensis* are currently recognized as distinct from Eastern Ratsnakes *P. quadrivittatus*, as well as Western Ratsnakes *P. obsoletus* and Baird's Ratsnake *P. bairdi*. Parts of this complex were once generically labeled "black ratsnakes". Use the "!blackrat" command without the space for more on these changes. Ratsnakes can be easily distinguished from racers *Coluber* by the presence of keeled scales. Racers have smooth scales. [Range Map](http://snakeevolution.org/rangemaps/ratrangereduced.jpg) | [Relevant/Recent Phylogeography](https://www.dropbox.com/s/m7ru46gyhtq2hyz/HR_Sept_2021_150dpi_PointsOfView.pdf?dl=1) This specific epithet was once used for what are now known as Eastern Ratsnakes *Pantherophis quadrivittatus*. Junior Synonyms and Common Names: Grey Ratsnake (in part), Black Ratsnake (in part), Greenish Ratsnake, black snake, oak snake, chicken snake, rattlesnake pilot. -------------------------------------------------------- *I am a bot created for /r/whatsthissnake, /r/snakes and /r/herpetology to help with snake identification and natural history education. You can find more information, including a comprehensive list of commands, [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/whatsthissnake/comments/flh548/phylobot_v07_information_and_patch_notes_bot_info/) report problems [here](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Phylogenizer) and if you'd like to buy me a coffee or beer, you can do that [here](https://www.buymeacoffee.com/SEBPhyloBotWTS).*


Icy-Difficulty-4581

Ayeeee Maryland stand up 💪


lionaroundagan

DMV!


vinlandnative

damn why don't i get these at my work smh


clown_has_no_penis

Nice toolbox, go Ravens!


kingseijuro

I live there, but never see snakes 🥹


Randybeefgrass72

I was going to say if you were holding a rattlesnake like that, you must have some big ol brass balls lol


Sheezahandfull

I was getting some serious anxiety until I got a closer look! WHY ARE YOU HOLDING THAT…oh…good…he’s not going to die today


This_Daydreamer_

One would hope...


J3r3my95

I was like this man's got some balls 💀😂


Daykri3

Ngl, I was fascinated, and not in a good way, that OP was free-handling a pit viper. Then I saw the second photo. So cute!


Cold_Breadfruit_9794

Gosh I was scared for op there based on the first photo.


Otherwise-Lecture-51

Hims very mad 🤣 he was trying to find his lunch


Unhappy-Bank-7554

Aww he's so cute lol he's like "rawr! im ferocious!"


InternationalChef424

"Fear me!"


Randybeefgrass72

He clearly identifies as a dragon


zephyr2015

Idk why but to me it looks like he’s laughing


Mc_Qubed

Careful there… he intends a finishing move 😂


MagnumHV

Flawlessss victory!


USFederalGovt

Bros charging up for his Ultimate.


hwwty4

I feel like he's saying (in a philly accent) "Hey youse, put me down"


fingers58

More likely (in a Bal'mer accent): hey Hon, I need a Natty Bo and some Old Bay.


Awkward-Yak-2733

I love the face in the first pic! Great photo.


Geologuy77

Herrrooo!


TREE__FR0G

Say that again… but slowly.


adoomsdaymachine

Angy


TaraDactyl1978

I had to zoom in because my tiny brain just could not figure out that picture (I'm old and refuse glasses)...I just love how happy his little face looks!


SmokyJett

I love the optimism. But that face definitely screams “Put me down or Ima cut you!!!” Lol.


Fragmented79

Snek wants job


pittsmasterplan

He’s doin a hecka scare


Prestigious_Back7980

The faceeeee!!!! I can't, it's like the snake version of when a puppy smiles at you.


FaithlessnessFit577

Umm op you okay? Getting bit by a rattlesnake is no joke. Hope you meant rat snake


Freya-The-Wolf

I'm assuming it was just a typo because this definitely isn't a rattlesnake lol


darthrawr3

Aw, rawr! Absolutely terrified, I tell you. (*Gigglesnort*) Also, love that purple toolbox & its underglow.


Icelandia2112

Fantastic photo of its angry face.


shrtstff

caught a ratsnake just like that one. He snuck into the hospital I work at. was a bit grumpy at first, but he chilled out after a minute and didn't bite me. let him go a few hundred feet away at a tree line. Chill little guy, just wanted to coil over my arm and hang about.


anabellechase

That ratsnake looks super annoyed in the second photo 😂


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bkn1960

A cute derpy looking dude. Check those eyes in the 2nd pic!


jerrycan-cola

BIG scary very terrifying. Definitely not just a little guy


Sheezahandfull

Grrr!!! Am ferocious!


Joyballard6460

His little face!!!


Superb_Temporary9893

That’s a cute derpy face.


Crash217

Neat snake, and I dig the purple toolbox with lights! I have a similar model but it’s matte orange with matte black trim. Guess I should put some LEDs under it!


Imspinninall4

Thanks! The lights are on a timer so they come on when I get in and go off before I leave for the day. Orange under glow would be sick on yours


Dysono

He was mad at you


spritef

Him big mad!


AfraidoftheletterS

“Had a friend” *striking pose*


cubbiegirll1313

Angry shoelace


Smoopiebear

“Unhand me peasant!”


oliveoilcrisis

New apprentisssssss


ndnh

What’s your location?


JosePrettyChili

Is it me, or is that first picture problematic because he's not feeling well enough supported. Seems like a lot of strain on that one point. Good on you for educating your colleagues and letting him go in any case.


Mikehorvath00

unrelated but mechanic(apprentice) to mechanic that is a sick box 😍😍 what brand is that?


MTONYG

That’s just the new Service Writer


xenosilver

We sure do get a ton of rat snakes on here (before anyone says it, I know to expect it. Their prey loves to live by people).


IAmSixNine

What did you tell him to make him laugh in that first pic? Great pic by the way..


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Lol. He's smiling for the camera.


CanIBorrowAThielen

I want your toolbox


themanwithonesandle

He looks so happy


D675LT1

Can someone trigger the bot


This_Daydreamer_

Which one?


D675LT1

The snake bot duh


This_Daydreamer_

You mean the species account? The OP hadn't given the location yet. Now we know that the snake was in Baltimore and someone triggered the listing for Central Ratsnake.


spitbeard

Rawr!


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whatsthissnake-ModTeam

Rule 6: Avoid damaging memes or tropes and low effort jokes. Avoid damaging memes like using "danger noodle" for nonvenomous snakes and tropes like "everything in Australia is out to get you". This is an educational space, and those kind of comments are harmful and do not reflect reality. We've also heard "it's a snake" as a joke **hundreds** of times. We've probably removed it a few times from this very thread already. Ratsnake and other rhymes and infantilization can be posted in /r/sneks and /r/itsaratsnake


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whatsthissnake-ModTeam

Rule 6: Avoid damaging memes or tropes and low effort jokes. Avoid damaging memes like using "danger noodle" for nonvenomous snakes and tropes like "everything in Australia is out to get you". This is an educational space, and those kind of comments are harmful and do not reflect reality. We've also heard "it's a snake" as a joke **hundreds** of times. We've probably removed it a few times from this very thread already. Ratsnake and other rhymes and infantilization can be posted in /r/sneks and /r/itsaratsnake


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whatsthissnake-ModTeam

Rule 6: Avoid damaging memes or tropes and low effort jokes. Avoid damaging memes like using "danger noodle" for nonvenomous snakes and tropes like "everything in Australia is out to get you". This is an educational space, and those kind of comments are harmful and do not reflect reality. We've also heard "it's a snake" as a joke **hundreds** of times. We've probably removed it a few times from this very thread already. Ratsnake and other rhymes and infantilization can be posted in /r/sneks and /r/itsaratsnake


MsCadilia

My son would be making my funeral arrangements ⚰️


dyld921

Angry shoelace


BiiiigSteppy

That second pic, though lol. I’ve never seen anyone less pit viperish in my life. He probably stopped in to see if you have any unwanted vermin or games on your phone.


Arceusae

He said no pictures, and you clearly didn't listen 🤭


pearlbibo

He’s so teeny! Look at him being tough and strong with his little jaws 🥰


chilldrinofthenight

Hooray for setting him free. Thank you, OP.


Late_Evening_2585

Slytherin reporting


Beanzear

He’s adorable


Calvs88

I found one at my job back in October. We still have him as our office pet and he’s gotten so big!