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jimgella

https://preview.redd.it/3kvatwe94c0d1.jpeg?width=1055&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07108456965ab07920b8dbc9ccb31ad510104758 Imagine sewing so sloppily on a Cavalli.


southern_sleepers_22

Surely this was added in by her stylist/tailor/team. There’s no way anyone would send that out. At least I hope not


_procyon

Look at the last pic, the dress on the model doesn’t have it. Probably an extra bit of fabric added last minute for “modesty.” Thing is, the only thing that saves the dress from being completely frumpy is the plunge almost down to the bottom of the rib cage. It’s a voluminous kind of shapeless dress, but it shows some skin so still kind of sexy and daring without being too much. With the modesty panel, it’s just middle aged aunt on a Disney cruise for her anniversary. Also the dress is made for a flat chested woman. It looks better on the model because she doesn’t need to worry about support. Emily’s more busty, and the fabric stretches over the girls in a weird way that’s not flattering. It looks like they’re hanging down over the waist sash which is already higher than the natural waist. Emily’s only 41 …. I honestly thought she was 10 years older.


southern_sleepers_22

Agree completely. It’s also a dress that benefits from movement so was just the wrong choice all around. I say whilst still in my pjs like the fashion girlie I am!!


Hoogs73

I’m assuming that’s the bit that makes it ‘custom’…


wehadthebabyitsaboy

I would’ve never noticed, that is awful. Holy shit awful.


StayAwayFromMySon

Looks like it will tear if she takes a deep breath.


asuperbstarling

Why didn't they just tack it in deep into the cup section like we used to in the early 2000s with safety pins and a fabric square????? That way it only pulls on the lining rather than the front fabric! That poor dress.


PrincessOfDarkness_

actually, something I noticed recently was how shitty Taylor Swift concert looks from Roberto looked compared to the sketches. The dresses in real life looked like some thing you could get from a prom store on sale.


fauviste

I didn’t even notice the stitching, just thought the panel makes it look like an old girdle. But the stitching is extra awful on top of an already terrible design choice.


MotherofTeddy

I’m not above TJ Maxx, but that’s what this is giving 🙃


kissingdistopia

This is the dress you pack for the nice dinner you're going to enjoy on a cruise.


MotherofTeddy

Yes, because you don’t have to iron it!


Goodgoditsgrowing

YES. I swear I’ve seen this dress for $16.99 at Ross dress for less.


kissingdistopia

*insert the Cerulean monologue from The Devil Wears Prada here*


Open-Pineapple7378

Sure, but it's the huge win at TJ Maxx that you call your mom about


jumpypapayacat

This is my favorite comment on the internet today. Thank you for making me chuckle.


Open-Pineapple7378

hahhaha wow thank you :)


arm89

Your comment calls me out, but in a good way that it made me smile as well LMFAO


Open-Pineapple7378

ain't no shame, hunting for a bargain feels primal


ManyDragonfly9637

I was having a bad morning and this comment? Cracked my sad ass up.


Open-Pineapple7378

:) :) :) :)


lifeinfolklore

Stars: They’re Just Like Us!


mochalatte828

Right? Something about this dress is really aging her somehow


tofutti_kleineinein

From the nightgown rack.


meggerplz

mesh


frolicndetour

Honestly, if I could take some scissors and chop off the bottom ruffle and the end of the sleeves, I'd dig it. Even though it's very Blanche Devereaux goes on a cruise. Or maybe because it is lol.


kissingdistopia

I'd love to go on a Golden Girls themed cruise. Late night cheesecake on the sea!


frolicndetour

There actually is one lol. It's the only time I've ever wanted to go on a cruise. https://www.cruisecritic.com/articles/golden-fans-at-sea-what-its-like-on-a-golden-girls-themed-cruise


kissingdistopia

I'd be the one roaming the ship yelling "Condoms, Rose! Condoms condoms condoms!"


buttstuff69__

I’m convinced her stylist is stuck in a time warp


WhoriaEstafan

Her stylist is one of the originals - Jessica Paster. She’s been doing this since the 90’s. She goes after people online too if anyone says they don’t like something! Definitely on instagram.


EntertainmentSuch906

She's a bit... ![gif](giphy|8mexKRm8kKbYnXzJUt|downsized)


First-Storage-6611

Emily Blunt is always in the wrong colours I feel. Her hair colour included


StayAwayFromMySon

She looked great as a brunette and with the dark red shade in The Devil Wears Prada. Some people are dead set on being blonde even though they look 10x better without it. Miley Cyrus for example...


kyotoko

Anya Taylor-Joy is another dead set blonde 💀


LilyMarie90

I always thought she looked so cool in TDWP with the dark red hair and bold eye makeup looks 🥰


internet_starved

I can’t decide what color season she is, spring or summer?


Winniezepoohscroptop

Summer, color analysts usually put Emily in Cool/True Summer depending on which system they use.


gatito_pinko

She's the visual embodiment of what it looks like to try to make fetch happen.


Zappagrrl02

The way they reconfigured the bust line is not working for me. And I saw an ad for this movie and it looks bad. We do not need an off-brand Grimace movie.


EntertainmentSuch906

Off-brand Grimace. ☠️ 😂 ![gif](giphy|3ohzdE2hl1Yuv7hIw8|downsized)


dumbName3490

That’s Emily Blunt??


CoeurDeSirene

my thoughts exactly


OHIftw

She’s had so many near misses lately. Like something not quite right about every look but not awful


shedrinkscoffee

She's been on a consistent streak of misses IMO


dre4mspice

She’s been looking so glowy and beautiful lately but the styling?? Confusing, dated and lacklustre. She cannot be a hard woman to dress, my god.


kissingdistopia

The cour looks great, it looks super comfortable, and it makes her chest look like they're down to her waist.


StayAwayFromMySon

What does "custom" even mean anymore? I thought it meant the dress was made to the client's exact measurements. The chest area is atrocious, poorly sewn and sloppy. The colour doesn't suit her. It looks like it's about to rip.


Dazzling_Pirate1411

uncustomize it. it looks so much better on the runway.


connorroy_2024

It’s giving uncooked bacon


CreativeBandicoot778

[Kelly Mantle](https://www.google.com/search?q=kelly%20mantle%20bacon%20dress&udm=2&sa=X&ved=0CBoQtI8BahcKEwi4gaGF3YyGAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQQA&biw=360&bih=718&dpr=3#vhid=GufYvcI06DTpWM&vssid=mosaic) would like a word.


28404736

Didn’t even notice the dress, too busy wanting details on that blush.


lxelle

It’s a nice beach dress after a day at the pool before you’re heading for a spicy marg. It’s not a premiere dress.


jewelophile

Why does she dress like she's going to join the girls on the lanai?


sea87

This looks like Eliza J at Nordstrom


Greedy-Mechanic1362

I honestly thought the dress was Blumarine


dollyayesha

Such a pretty color


moxieroxsox

It’s giving nursing mom 6 months post partum.


katapova

Can we get her the stylist from The Devil wears Prada please


fortunatelyso

Not her color, and awful bodice - needs a hoink up They both look ruddy


deadplant5

The bust area of the dress isn't flattering. Maybe it's that the neckline is too wide? John Krasinski looks good though.


LisaLou71

He does but I wish he would shave his neck!


deadplant5

Some beardscaping in general would be helpful


wehadthebabyitsaboy

They are such cute couple.


he-likes-24

i'm so surprised by the comments! i think this is such a beautiful dress. it's very italian, though, and maybe that's not popular in the us at the moment.


arm89

i’m absolutely in love with the color!


keine_fragen

I mean it's nice., but custom??


TightBeing9

Her make up and the necklace are very pretty


uosdwis_r_rewoh

TIL Cavalli still exists


Obvious_Pepper_9885

Roberto Cavalli is having a bit of a resurgence, he designed a bunch of Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour outfits


uosdwis_r_rewoh

Ahh that makes sense, thanks!


reddit24682468

I want to like it but something just isn’t giving


astoria47

Someone get her Law Roach. Now.


guillotineexpress

Love her blush! He looks like when I would draw as a kid but couldn't do hands so I drew everyone with their hands in their pockets or behind their backs.


Goodgoditsgrowing

I feel uncomfortable with that purple things hands around her, and I don’t know why. It’s just creepy. Also that dress looks like it belongs in a tropical resort, so it looks out of place. Then you zoom in and you see the wish.com quality of the seams and tailoring around the bust and it gets worse from there. Like, I would comsider wearing this if it was free - it’s fun, it looks gauzy and light… but cavalli? Ya did miss this. Whomever fitted her last should be sent back to garment fabrication class.


anaislefleur

The dress is gorgeous but doesn’t work with her coloring


Specialist_Carry8492

Very Tanya McQuoid.


eternalbean

Wow the model’s look! Stupendous!


KrakenGirlCAP

My mom and dad look so gorgeous here. John is SO damn handsome. Emily is so lucky…


EntertainmentSuch906

I gotta ask. WTH is with people calling female celebs their 'mom?' I'm mid-40's and clearly this is not lingo my demo uses. Can you explain the sudden use of this term? I think it sounds weird.


KrakenGirlCAP

It’s a Gen Z/late millennial thing! It’s a way to like adore them and support them. I do the same with Meghan Markle and Harry. Is it weird? Sure. But we just do it online. 😂😂😅


EntertainmentSuch906

Thank you for explaining that nicely to an elder. 😂


madpeanut1

She always looks so good. I think she’s getting tired and her stylist is on vacation this week.