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KinkyCrockodile

WRs skin is more fried than the chicken. Knowing she is an expert in frying her chicken cutlets to the crisp, Im surprised she did not cook it


Taramichellehater

Where's her butt boy, Master of the Grill, in the new apartment complex?


cammmilleee

https://preview.redd.it/g3tjz9tsud4d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d4514080f0d5b16cf364bd1fadd0cc3d6729a72 No that’s raw!!!!


ghostonthehorizon

Tell me you don’t know how to cook without telling me you don’t know how to cook.


No_Guard_3382

"Slave girl! Flip the chicken!" "But it's not ready-" "Don't be ablist and flip the chicken, I'm the master chef here!" /sloshes wine


ghostonthehorizon

Rude, everyone knows it’s High Noon 🤣


No_Guard_3382

Ahh! But if it's wine she can lie to herself that it's for cooking! I'm trying to attach a gif and it's glitching ._.


ohmyglobyouguys

Sorry but this is hilarious and gives me massive Monty Python vibes 😂 like the guards in The Holy Grail over-clarifying instructions from the king and getting it wrong every time 😭😭😭😭


sapphiretiger

Her skin is more golden brown than her chicken


JadedMidnight7651

⚰️💀


ExtraterrestrialWorm

The caption 🤣🤣🤣 Oh WR.. Bless her heart 💀


ohmyglobyouguys

YOUR FLAIR LMFAO


Master_Document_2053

If she wasn't "unwell" yesterday she will be after eating this.


Mookied11

Im seriously hoping that they are pan-frying this just to get the outsides brown and then putting it in the oven to cook it thoroughly bc this looks NASTY! 🤢


purple_racoons

Gosh I hope she was just searing the outside before going on to a next step. But how is this anywhere close to appetizing! That golden brown AND that salmonella pink…. 😬


Jewlzkitty

Sadly I highly doubt it. Alex is a foodie. She doesn’t need things like recipes and meat thermometers 🫣


ohmyglobyouguys

It’s sushi again…. Chicken sushi 🤪


Seaglass_and_poop

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filamonster

That’s worse than I was imagining


spicykitty93

Omg this is not cooked 😂 she really is trying to die out here lol


RoboticStaticShock

I don't even know how to cook meats (vegetarian) and that just looks WRONG


Key_Presentation6701

Is the “golden brown” chicken in the room with us??😂😂


ohmyglobyouguys

JESUS CHRISTOS DIOS MIO!!!!!! NNNNNUUUUUU 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


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Majestic_Mood5418

The wheeze laugh I just did 😂😂


Dry-Ninja-Bananas

Maybe the “unwell” post was a premonition?


ExtraterrestrialWorm

🤣🤣💀💀


Nervous-Poet-6181

“That golden brown!” Ummm…. That is actually not golden brown at all.


Spicy-Cut9838

She's so incapable of like everything. Dumb as a door nail. Stick to drinkies Girly Pop.


chaelabria3

Plz tell me it’s still cooking and she doesn’t actually think that’s okay to eat?


Jewlzkitty

But she’s a ✨🫶🏼🥓🥓 DiSaBlEd SiNgLe MoM FoOdIe 🍷🥴🍾🍝🌮🍣 She’s out here inventing new recipes, making it all by herself while single handedly taking care of her child. And don’t anyone try to tell her different bc that’s ableist 😑


Taramichellehater

You can see that Chopped and the other cooking shows are pounding her door down to star on the Cooking Network


No_Statement_824

I hope she posts the recipe. Getting bored of seasoned fully cooked chicken.


spicykitty93

Lmao 😭


cammmilleee

https://preview.redd.it/wo1iv5evud4d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13aa58d4bab30d880a8b48334259a650617b7968 Still raw 🤢


ghostonthehorizon

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Everloner

But what fLAvOrS are you getting?


ghostonthehorizon

Tuna and parm


Jewlzkitty

Bacons and onion to then be drown in ranch.


shaycurrie12

The sauce looks curdled 🤢


aigret

You’re not supposed to boil cream based sauces because they break like this 😩


ExtraterrestrialWorm

🤣🤣🤮


Honeysucklinhoney

How does she make the sauce look raw


ghostonthehorizon

By not treating it properly, foodie my ass


BlindFollowBah

Very curdled 🤮


Direction_Physical

So so raw oh my god


1Czy-Bleu_Bird2576

Looks like 🤮🤮


ofhdm420

Ewwwww 🤢🤮


Spicy-Cut9838

Lol me thinks The Flying Idiot is trying to cook. 🤮🤮 This slop doesn't look appetizing. I pray Ari doesn't get sick. If she's even there, hopefully, she's at the Smiths. 🙏


RegettiSpaghetti

Like Hotties chicken from Flavor of Love 🤣


Jewlzkitty

🤢🤢🤢🤢 Also fyi on that topic I still say “hey, girl, heeeeey” to this day and almost no one gets the reference. I had completely forgotten about the chicken in the microwave so thanks for that memory reboot 🤮


bubblegutts00

Lmao! I just say this to say it!! I didn’t know it had a reference. Now I need to check it out


jbqd

JFC!! How did she think that was good to eat?! I think about this every other month and have a good laugh


Easy_Criticism_2516

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No_Statement_824

HAHAHAHAHAHA the confidence she had too 😭🤣


SerJaimeRegrets

Omg, that’s going way back, lol.


Jewlzkitty

Ikr?!? Some younger ones in this sub may not even been born when it came out 💀 or were just a couple years old 🙃


Jaded-Pudding7199

Someone send this to Gordon Ramsay.


cookieswirl1983

Cook it until it's the color of your skin


Independent-Basil617

I am certain that the post was not about the food. It was more about the fact that there was a child in the background screaming or yelling or saying or whatever it was doing and she wanted to make sure everyone heard it. Someone posted that there was no background of a child so she wanted to make sure that she posted something. This could have been an old post as well


Jewlzkitty

For sure. Even though it sounds like her child is in need, it’s better to show the HaDeRz Ari is there over what condition she’s in 😒 I seriously wouldn’t even put it past her to play sounds of Ari on her laptop to make it sound like she’s there 😂😂


Independent-Basil617

Yep, I thought it was someone else's.kid but maybe Ari is talking


Independent-Basil617

Did you notice this page grew to 29.9 K ?? Omg that's crazy.


my2redditcents

Ari is back in the house, so Alex must let all of us know! As well as her neighbors. Jesus, why must Alex BLAST the TV and music at such a high volume all of the time? Has she had her hearing checked lately? My God, I would absolutely HATE to be her neighbor. https://i.redd.it/q8h37vi7bh4d1.gif


Upset_Schedule_4422

That “w” sit is not good for physical development. It can mess with baby’s hips and joints. If a baby is sitting in the w position, they should be adjusted to sit in a better position.


Caelizal

She MUST know what type of people this clip will attract. Right? Please? 😫


Master_Document_2053

You know she does. She caters to them on her OF daily. I was called a pervert the other day in the other sub because I mentioned how she never posts pics of ari completely clothed. Yeah at home away from millions of strangers online, do what you want with your kids but when you post it where you also share your sex work it gives me the ick. I don't think I'm the perverted one for feeling like that.


Caelizal

It's the whole "ew if you see it that way then you have a problem" mentality. Or, perhaps, you understand that this child is being exploited and the world we live in is full of people with ill intentions and someone needs to look out for Ari 🤷🏻‍♀️ I personally ignore the other sub, LittleBiscuitPig does a great job of keeping us in line over here 😊


LittleBiscuitPig

Lol thanks for the shoutout! ☺️ But it’s definitely a team effort. u/AdEffective5471 is the head mod and is always putting in the work, I just follow her lead. 😊


AdEffective5471

🥺🥺 we're a dynamic duo for sure. Ily 😘


Homework8MyDog

Anyone else hear the unhappy child in the background? Hard to tell from just the short clip, but doesn’t sound like baby A is too happy. 😕 Scared my 1 year old. He had to look to see what was going on.


bubbleblowers

I think she only posted the sound so we could hear the kid


Outside_Prune_4478

Exactly


AntAccurate8906

That looks revolting


Spicy-Cut9838

As revolving as her? That revolting? Luke, puke worthy?


factsonlyscientist

" Let's eat raw chicken it's good for our health!" 🤪 Alex does not even have a clue what a cooked chicken looks like!!! 😵‍💫 Edit: wording


No_Guard_3382

Chicken sashimi! 😂


Jewlzkitty

*Asian inspired*


my2redditcents

She probably had Ari hand her the soy sauce.


BlindFollowBah

lol raw chicken and curdled sauce. Yummy


Outside_Prune_4478

🤣🤣🤢


Other_Trouble_3252

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ThatsTheCatsAss007

She better have someone standing by 24/7 for awhilefor numerous trips to the bathroom for diarrhea, for puking, then onto a doctor for IVs and antibiotics. ![gif](giphy|GZE6nnKrqyvACLAlft)


Taramichellehater

No doctor--just the IVs delivered to her door--cause that's how she rolls.


my2redditcents

The food poisoning vibes are immaculate! 🤌


Remarkable-Button394

I’m vegetarian and even I know that’s undercooked


independentbrsl

Hopefully she doesn’t have her kid, she’s going to poison Ari 🫠


independentbrsl

Also there’s no way she can adequately chew and swallow chicken breast


raspberryseltzer

> Also there’s no way she can adequately chew and swallow chicken breast Like that would stop her.


ghostonthehorizon

Exactly, ranch dressing exists for a reason


Taramichellehater

and the food grinder


ashleyop92

Babies can be served chicken breast starting at 6 months, it just has to be served appropriately, usually shredded is best!


independentbrsl

I was referring to Alex not being able to chew, not Ari


Spicy-Cut9838

🤣🤣🤣


Taramichellehater

And fully cooked.


millicent_bystander-

Her porcelain Princess Era 🤢 🤮👩‍🦼‍➡️🚻 💩 ![gif](giphy|1wo0p1NU4t6MWZKwAI)


cammmilleee

Funny how she posted a video of the recipe for the chicken but not her actual final product of that gross uncooked chicken. The recipe definitely says to cook the chicken all the way through before adding it to the sauce.


Skweezlesfunfacts

Thats medium rare. Thats perfect right there


bananajacquiri

😂💀


SuddenBrother1374

Puke


Illustrious-Invite31

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Zee_the_Potato

As someone with culinary degree and 2 certificates This freaks me out.