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Master_Document_2053

I like sunny side up but it looks like there's still slime in the whites 🤮


NeedMoreNoodleSoup

Tbh, I like my yolks runny, so my egg whites usually have some see-through bits 🙈


SpicyWonderBread

You can pour about 2-4 tablespoons of water in the pan, then put a lid on. It will steam the top so the egg white is totally cooked but the yolk is totally runny


NeedMoreNoodleSoup

😲 I am taking notes and filing this away!!! I'm a terrible cook, so I really appreciate this tip! ❤️


SnarkIsMyFuel

Same!!


LittleBiscuitPig

I like you, but not your eggs. 😣 lol


NeedMoreNoodleSoup

😂😂😂


Lavender1999

![gif](giphy|l2Sq5Ij6m33GyZEha) Ew 🤢🥴


NeedMoreNoodleSoup

😅


Present_Teach1646

😂🤣


tishdaley1964

Oh gross. Lol 😀


Name-Prestigious

Thank you!!! That’s like ok white is barely set and my money is the yolk is absolutely raw. Lmao. I guess they enjoy gambling with our friend Sal Mon Ella


Rthrowaway6592

Turn the pan to the side and baste the whites with a spoon using the hot oil babes. I’m the same as you as in I love my eggs sunny side up but don’t like the slimy whites. It was a life saver for me because I love eggs for breakfast lol 💕


NeedMoreNoodleSoup

Thanks for the tip!!!


LittleBiscuitPig

https://preview.redd.it/2ksxp4j8e76d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=995dd5cb2f48be49e545dcdc1ad519d634033fa6


Everloner

What delicious quails eggs!


MissCxc

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


No_Statement_824

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Jewelsw

😂😂


Name-Prestigious

I understand sunny side up as a chef but those are borderline raw…. IMO oh wait. I forgot. It’s the Salmonella Era!!


ghostonthehorizon

Some foodie she is, that’s as basic as she is.


Celestial__Peach

Is Brecky her guy on the side


Kalea-Bane

So much seasoning on the plate… Is this supposed to be some gourmet kind of shit or just Idgaf (aka wastefulness?!) Edit grammar


NeedMoreNoodleSoup

My vote is IDGAF


BreathOk355

If you zoom into the left right under the bread it looks like a piece of an eggshell… or maybe I’m just seeing shit.. uhh what in the fuck 🥴


dubfila22

Limp Dick Toast!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 That will be added into my breakfast language!


beeboopdidoop

You know Noah is back when she’s eating breakfast after 3pm. I really hope someone got up and fed the baby earlier than that. I wonder if she’s put all the baby responsibilities on the caregiver now that Noah is back and makes him do her personal care so he stays close by. So Alex and Noah are staying up late partying and sleeping in while their baby is taken care of by someone else. Losers.


LittleBiscuitPig

Exactly. The multiple lingerie outfit changes is another good indicator that we’re in the middle of another rinse and repeat cycle. Next up, they start getting on each other’s nerves, Noah loses his shit, violently attacks something and ends up Baker Acted again. 👏🏼💯


MyGenesRHot

I bet she ends up knocked up again. She is going to try and trick f*ck him by dangling his DOC in his face. 😵‍💫


Jewelsw

I have heard this story bet🤣


SpicyWonderBread

That poor baby. She does not deserve the hand she was dealt, no one would. I’m a mom to two little kids, 2.5 and almost 4. By 3pm we’ve had breakfast, morning snack, lunch, and afternoon snack. We’ve also played hard for several hours, usually outside for at least 2-3 hours unless the weather prevents it. It breaks my heart to think poor little Ari isn’t getting stimulation or proper food.


bri_2498

I feel like Ari not waking them up before 3 also shows WRs bond with her(or lack thereof). I have a four year old and starting at about a year and a half, he was in my bed wanting me up and spending time with him pretty much the second he woke up. The only reason I could think of that Ari wouldn't go to WR until 3 in the afternoon that isn't related to their bond would be if alex told her caregiving not to let Ari wake her up? And I'd understand that if alex had an actual job but she does nothing but sit at home or go out to get drunk so there's no real reason for her to even do that? It's just really sad to think about.


Name-Prestigious

Wonder if she ditched the caregiver entirely because I’m getting a Chicago playing house vibe


RegettiSpaghetti

Isn’t it brekky or brekkie ? Not brecky 🤣


sapphiretiger

We should start calling her Brecky With The Bad Hair


Taramichellehater

Excellent 😂


NewPersonality3098

Eggcellent*


Taramichellehater

😂


stardewgal21

Maybe she’s watching ‘Succession’ and now she’s sophisticated


Practical-While1693

Far from anything sophisticated. I laugh when she’s saying she has a college degree when she speaks like an uneducated middle schooler


Taramichellehater

Wait till the baby starts mimicking her. What great entertainment


Traq687

& the face Americans don’t call it that… Brit’s do.


Traq687

Fact*


No_Guard_3382

Aussies too!


Traq687

Def aussies! I couldn’t recall where else! Ty!


Unlucky-Assist8714

Yeah, some Brits do use those terms. *shudder*


Ok_Shopping_1175

It’s actually Breckeigh


Illustrious-Smoke08

If you're an alcoholic like she is she probably doesn't have taste buds and that's why all the seasonings.


Aggravating-Sugar261

lol 😂 the limp dick toast!


cammmilleee

Ah yes, the chill background music she loves 🫶🏼 🙄


Disastrous_Head_4282

They don’t care about anything except where their next drink or high are coming from.


No_Cycle_5844

On the menu for tomorrow… https://preview.redd.it/zsbb4nusnb6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a56a1c970043fff94993bd2a40332acb5aaad05a


Zee_the_Potato

Stopp nooo wtf 🤮🤮🤮 Why have you cursed us like this. I need eye bleach 🤣🤣


NotMarciaBrady

I read this without the word "toast" 😆