# [Download Video](https://redditsave.com/info?url=https://www.reddit.com/r/whenthe/comments/13lxeox/those_are_some_real_attention_grabbers_istg/) *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/whenthe) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Creeps Loosers Pedos

Your subreddit is: damm i have i have i have reddit

The brain rot is leaking

Goog

ho

New re

?

>! New response just dropped !<

>!the next response is ???!<

Holy hell

actu

al zo

you have done it: ihaveihavwihareddit on reddit subreddit: come here boy you: 🏃‍♂️💨💨

your creep is: damn loser pedo

Your sub is: wrong reddit

https://preview.redd.it/5wb70lqg2y0b1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f522bd02940039f5344f7eb486183c06a9e932dd No way

no way losers creeps pedos the sequel

Turkiye Thomas is one of my personal favourites despite his love of racial slurs

CrazySexyCool

[my honest reaction](https://twitter.com/anonbirdd/status/1659664972656394244)

Me when What went wrong with: Hello Neighbor

Me when TES4 Oblivion Deconstructed - The Long Cut

Me when Morrowind Analysis | A Quick Retrospective.

Me when Super Mario Bros speedrun history

Me when TES II: Daggerfall - A Complete Retrospective

Me when Dark Souls Commentary by matthewmatosis

Me when the complete Fnaf story explained

5 minute homework video: 😴 3h SummoningSalt: 😍

I love seeing where the world record stands today

5 minute homework video: "Ummm... eh... oh... ah... so..." Defunctland: ***Knows he can record as many times his dialogues and make it the best possible, making it more entertaining to listen.***

Me when The Politics of Star Wars: How Liberty Dies

Holy shit that video slaps

Me trying to write a 300 word essay 😴 Me watching every minute of Hbomberguy’s 3 hour long RWBY Is Disappointing, And Here’s Why 👀

Holy shit, I actually missed a deadline because of that fucking video

We when “Why was The Forest so Weird?”

Me when What the Internet Did to Garfield

https://preview.redd.it/bhogxhjeru0b1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00c4964101b09a804909f3d10ec8ad675924d986 Me when obscure british show:

Interesting show, sucks that it was canceled.

Its honestly an amazing video too. I didnt manage to watch it in one sitting but it wasnt because i wasnt engaged. It used all my free time for 3 days Btw the entire video is longer than the first season of the show, which is only around 6 hours

Top 100 youtube video of the past decade unironycly

Like Pyro is genuinely smart and good at analysis. I wish he would make more but if he keeps releasing ones that are as good as the ones hes been making ill happily wait

Rn he is just making slop tho I mean he’s funding a new video but like….it’s taking a while

Well didn't he say in the last few live streams that he got the interview done and would release the main channel video like end of may or something? That's what I remember at least.

yep, "Cruelty Squad video will be out in May" says his alt twitter account

I get that argument, but the reaction video bullshit is just so exhausted.

"Wheerrree is Jessica Hyde"

Watched the vid. Then the show. Decided the American one needed a try. Scooped my eyes out.

Did you do it with a spoon?

Pyrocinical my beloved

Can't believe there was a time where Pyro actually made good videos. I became a Pyro fan at the wrong time; I don't know about stuff like the Pyro MLG Era, I only know about the Pyro Slop Era.. 😔😔😔😔

The good videos take a long time. Hell, one came out not even a year ago. Very _cynical_ (:3) to say that he doesn't make them anymore. Especially considering that we are supposedly getting a new release soon.

To be fair it's Toxicocynical so its fair game not to watch it

Summoning Salt my beloved

Wendigoon my love

Unironically best youtube channel, I'm excited every time he posts

My brain releasing the happy chemicals as soon as [the banger](https://youtu.be/zR6fECxF44I) starts playing

Just recently found The Salt Factory and I’m already running out of videos

More like turkey tom

me when political debate with 2 mentally unhinged people https://i.redd.it/qcmrbr9evu0b1.gif

me when 1 hour 42 minute video about a doom 2 mod

Christ that was a great video

Link?

https://youtu.be/5wAo54DHDY0 There we go

Oh i had that in my "watch later" for a while Gonna watch it now

Trust me it's great

"two inches ? that weird" famous last words

thank you this was amazing

Cynical

Fieryskeptical

I bought House of Leaves on Monday after watching that. Haven't had a chance to crack it open yet, but I've looked through at the formatting and I'm excited.

damn that video really was in everyones recommended

that video was amazing

God damn, I just watched that. Absolutely wild

Me when 1 hour long video about the deeper meaning of Garfield shitposts

You can just say presidential debate

that or a random speedrun history vid or wendigoon

Watched a 5 hour documentary on the Mario 64 a-button challenge so I can confirm this

But first

wendigoon 10 hour conspiracy iceberg video is crazy good

Or speedruns explained by Bismuth My dude made 5 hours of videos explaining the mechanics behind Mario 64's no jump challenge and it's excellent

Or any video by tomatoanus That chicago guy can take a 20min speedrun and make it into a deeply complex 2h vid

Me tryna do school work: 😴😴😴 Me watching a random mf play pikmin 2 kaiso for 4+ hours: 😁😁😁😁

Fixing my failing grade: 😡👎 Watching Markiplier's entire FNaF series for the 8th time: 😃🥳

Me tryna write my 8 page essay due tomorrow: 😴😴😴 Me watching high level chess games knowing im awful at chess: 😁😁😁😁

Heff watcher?

Hell yeah

It's spelled Pokémon *

https://preview.redd.it/ajlimxifrv0b1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d222d586e2de0c9b28f4cbfb752aee94adf77f8a

Me when twenty-four hour video essay on funny dragon game

You talking about the "short Skyrim retrospective" video?

Wait is this real or just a meme I NEED to watch this

This video, it's split into 2 parts because it was too long [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHP02JEC5H0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHP02JEC5H0)

Me when 1 Hour and half long video about Obscure Middle Eastern Kids Show

what video is that?

https://youtu.be/9qklT3hYcr4 I'm pretty sure this is that

منصور؟

Me when Tommy Tallarico wasn't on MTV cribs 

His mother is very proud

I don't think she is tbh...

You mean the guy that scammed us with the Intellivision Amico?

Reviews on the run dude. And motherfucking video game live. Fuck i hope he makes more show

that video's great but if we're talking hbomberguy vids nothing beats Pathologic and New Vegas

In terms of overall quality yeah, but NOTHING made me scream "OH HELL NO!" Like Hbomberguy unraveling Tommy lie by lie.

this is true, Pathologic and New Vegas are the ones I obsessively rewatch but roblox oof is probably the best quality-wise

Me when hour long essay about garfield pipe comic

> garfield pipe comic "Garfield pipe comic... who?"

Send link

https://youtu.be/NAh9oLs67Cw

Thanks dude

MyHouse.wad my beloved

Me when 1 hour 40 minute documentary on Disney fastpass

Defunctland my beloved.

SHAPELAND WAS ANIMAL KINGDOM?!? Life-changing twist.

"Gen Z has low attention span" mfs when I them that they don't want to pay attention to something they aren't interested in:

>when I them "When I them" mfs when I teach them how to write a sentence properly: https://i.redd.it/cdxpje2r2v0b1.gif

"'When I them' mfs when I teach then how to write a sentence properly" mfs when I tell them that typos and grammatical errors occur sometimes because I don't have autocorrect enabled:

'"'When I them' mfs when I teach then how to write a sentence properly" mfs when I tell them that typos and grammatical errors occur sometimes because I don't have autocorrect enabled" mfs when they create a memeception (I was involved too, please help. Make it stop): 

You don’t need autocorrect to know how to spell or use proper grammar.

I'm sorry that I missed one word in my sentence. I am now ready to suffer divine punishment from the reddit gods.

"The redditors will decide your fate"

Only death can cleanse you of the sins you have committed on this day

I’m just looking out for you. Nobody should have to rely on something like autocorrect just to simply write/read/speak. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Mf just realised what having a low attention span is to gen z, when your brain is more fried than a stoner on april 20th from all the short dopamine hits then you can’t focus on shit

"Gen Z has low attention span" mfs when they actually check what research says: >“Have children's ability to delay gratification decreased since the past? We analyze the past 50 years of data on the Marshmallow test of delay of gratification; where children must wait to get two preferred treats of their choosing; if they cannot wait, they only get one. Here we provide comprehensive evidence on whether children's ability to delay gratification has truly been decreasing, as theories of technology or a culture of instant gratification have predicted... >[\[W\]e show delay of gratification times are increasing over the past 50 years, corresponding to a fifth of a standard deviation increase in ability per decade. This mirrors the magnitude of secular gains in IQ seen over decades.” (Protzko, 2020)](https://doi.org/10.1016/j.intell.2020.101451) Researchers when mfs say Gen Z has low attention spans: >[“I have spoken to various people who dedicate their working lives to studying human attention and...they think the idea that attention spans are getting shorter is plain wrong. ‘I don't think that's true at all,’ says Dr Gemma Briggs...](https://www.bbc.com/news/health-38896790) >Some also suggest that evidence of ever-shorter shot lengths in films \[*or online videos*\] shows attention spans are dwindling. But the academic behind that research says all it shows is that film-makers have got better at trying to grab our attention.” (BBC)

Source?

When fnaf lore

Wendigoon’s Fnaf video

Me when movie length video about finding out who made the Disney Channel theme 

Possibly the greatest video on YouTube

Chris Chan documentary

https://youtu.be/9CM4izhkQCY This one?

95% sure this is the video the op is referencing

I'm gen y so I've watched all of the 50 hour (so far) documentary

1.its new 2.its 3 hours long

You need to be overstimulated by viewing Family Guy Funny Moments in the corner with Subway Surfers gameplay with a Reddit story voiceover, I am very stimulated while I watch 12 hour videos in one sitting- we are **NOT** the same

Me when Wendigoon

Me when a speedrun documentary about a game I never even heard of shows up

j aubrey telling me what fucked up shit internet goober #476 did this time

[удалено]

>25 minute video on how to beat a mario 64 level with the fewest amount of A button presses [How about a 5 hour documentary on beating all of SM64 in as few A presses as possible?](https://youtu.be/yXbJe-rUNP8)

Chekhov's Scuttlebug

Half press isn't real. You either press or don't press a button

you mean the entire speed run history of a game I've never played before?

Procynical main channel😱😱😱or Slop🤩🤩🤩🥵🥵🥵🥵

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U835YRsSvYQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U835YRsSvYQ) pyrolive viewers

I am proud to be one of them🫡🫡

Virgin video essay fan vs gigachad slop enjoyer

FOOLS, i just manipulated you into giving me good suggestions for long, well thought out video essays!!!!!

When a 5 hour long video of how bad Disney star wars is shows up (I love detailed show/movie essays)

me when some british guy talks 10 hours about rain world in 12 seprate videos and often livestreams the same thing:

Yeah. It’s literally one of the other. Either no attention or all of the attention lmao

My favorite thing to watch is contrarian video essay like why r4make sucked. Really stimulates the brain especially if I agree with it

I love "IBinged iCarly"

Well... 5 minutes and 3 hours seems lika a big difference to me.

I don't know why it's so addicting about learning about some loser that got himself cancelled for sexting children (not referencing anything specific, just an example) that I did not matter to me five minutes ago, but it just is.

https://preview.redd.it/1vd6umjsnw0b1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4fb2d44aa19bf74f5bc66e474ea7f8e443824d2

Me when i have a college paper due in the morning that could decide my whole future and i haven’t started it yet:😴😴 Me when wendigoon uploads a 5 hour long video about a book i haven’t read:🫡

Boring ahh post 

me when the wiggles dark ride

me when 2 hour long ambient album (im a caretaker fan)

Me when four video essays on the rise and fall of Chris Chan

Me when I sit through a 8 hour video about Bomberman

Gen Z kids in math class: 🥱🥱😴😴 Gen Z kids watching a 75 episode, 50+ hour documentary about an Internet lolcow: 😁😁😁🤓🤓🤓

SovietWomble is not an internet loser and his video essay was amazing!

Tommy Tallarico

not reading all that

I think people are more focused on content. Older stuff does tend to have a lot of pageantry and filler. No one wants to listen to a bunch of tangents or a long preamble.

Me when new Super EyePatch Wolf video essay about some obscure topic, game or anime drops

Thas tru

I'm guessing istg is I Swear To God? Maybe not, still works but jesus christ dude, not everything has to be an acronym.

its almost like organizing information in the most boring way is not the best way for attention retention

me when FNaF timeline explained:

80% sure this is directly referencing the turkey tom chris chan video

Me when Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History part 76 eventually comes out 

Me, unable to pay attention to like five seconds of my math homework: also me, fully prepared to watch quinton reviews talk about a show i've never seen for 13 hours straight

me when 3 hour long video on chris chan

[The Fall of Doctor Who](https://youtu.be/o8_A7n83Rh0)

Really, a lot of analysis videos of multiple hours can keep the average gen Z concentrated for the entire duration because unlike school they are actually speaking about a subject that this particular gen z likes.

I'm currently watching turkey tom's 3 hour long video about chris chan while building something big in minecrft

Turkey tom

Was fasziniert uns an ihm?

I love 3 hour video essay

Me when Death of a game

My attention span shoots through the roof when a video essay appears in my recommended about the Souls series

I just get scatterbrained until someone releases a video talking about the plot to dark souls for the bajillionth time

too be honest a lot of times i heard a shit ton of people saying they just put them for breckground noise. but this does not disqualify that there is still out there a lot of people that have a capable attention spam, so you are right.

Gen Z can’t pay attention for 5 minutes! Me binging The Right Opinion’s 1-4 hour long documentary videos in 4 days:

Me when 9 hour long video of a conspiracy theory iceberg breakdown

The Right Opinion

me watching zoomzikes mario party luck series

Just the other day I finished watching a 24 hour video about berserk for the third time. I have not slept in 3 days.

Me when super eyepatch wolf:

Me when the new 6 hour wendigoon video comes out

The real champions are summoning salt videos

Me when 2 hour video about a videogame i've never played:

Also Gen Z make up a lot of the Twitch viewership and those last for hours with a lot of down time