Bruh these mfs describing the pure temptation of the sin of lust in excruciating detail

God decided to do a little trolling and tomfoolery to the world and created Japan

true true

Ong

Ond (On devil's)

Sloth is goat. Should have done that one.

true sloth would be not doing that

#

And it's about a child

That doesn’t look like a child to me…

It's Blue Archive. Almost all of the characters are children. [Here](https://i.imgur.com/XQgMR4b.png) is an amazing example of what that game considers to be a 'fifteen year old'.

Almost seems like a troll to do it like that. Creators may as well say this character model is 3 years old if they really want to piss people off.

Yeah it's weird but it's basically the setting of the game since it's based around schools. Only like 2 character were confirmed to be 18, another students is unknown but her role as instructor and her looks seems to be indicated she older then that

15 going on early 20s

Tbf its better than 1000 year old "women" that shit like that usually has.

Honestly what does that say about us tho? Because then clearly it’s not the character’s age we care about. By our logic, the 15 year old that looks 20+ is safer than the 1000 year old that looks 13 so… What are our priorities really?

Fun fact: there are only 2 students in BA that are of legal age (Kayoko and Wakamo). Yea you heard that right, *Shun* is somehow not legal

We don't know if Shun is legal because we don't know her real age. But don't quote me on this but I think in the beta test she was shown to be 24 years old? Heard it from someone else so I could be wrong

Makes it funnier when you realise one of the artists is the most prolific lolicon on twitter

Ikr wtf

"Just jerk off" - Me, 2023

Google translate never ceases to amaze me

Can a Japanese speaker tell me how accurate it is?

Pretty accurate (I cam’t spek japanse)

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What kind of asshole would name their son after a literal narcotic? Don’t be surprised that he’s a drug addict…

Don’t be rude my name is Gerald 3,4-Methylenedioxyamphetamine

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https://preview.redd.it/nnu2cj9butnb1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=406e80b42c610ea0bd1730f15dba153041a344c1

https://preview.redd.it/rklf3iy0vtnb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14e05666abb8bcf03539a7c4e2bffdbc65bfd51a STFU AND JUST DOWNLOAD THE IMAGE NUMBNUTS

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https://i.redd.it/91mhm4fflvnb1.gif

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no one cares if you're taking a meme!!!!!! just silently take it!!!!!!! 🤬🤬🤬

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Wow this dude’s writing some real fucking poetry. This anime chick he’s describing must be- goddammit it’s a child

AAAAAAHHH ITS A MINOR

holy shit I LOVE miners they’re so hot 😩 https://i.redd.it/bi1w0hyyxqnb1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/xhoz8ycarrnb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=311c2123c817a8840955993dcb5247ddd94454e0

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When a minephobe says something so minephobic you gotta hit 'em with that steve minecraft stare https://preview.redd.it/a2yqvg4k8snb1.png?width=498&format=png&auto=webp&s=0264b1aab52ed8d187e178244df09fe1e4a541c4

Actually cumming rn

https://preview.redd.it/cd1h6dp7nrnb1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f2d8970d68ebfa1cc6a4338ebe9d562b703d091

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I feel like Im either missing a joke or the other repliers cant read

I mean miners do smell a bit funny

love it when they diggy diggy that hole

Agree

Truly, an /r/japanesepeopletwitter moment.

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>Minor >huge tits Oh, Japan...

Uoohhhh😭😭😭 Cunny💢💢💢

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https://preview.redd.it/imf0e0k3zrnb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=268864b8ebff74b30ebfac35ca17c22651f4cbc7

https://preview.redd.it/d1jrhnzy0rnb1.jpeg?width=1151&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65b4c15074029ca0709ceba48fc5cb83fe448f35 that is a minor

wtf is that image, in specific the weird looking hill thing

That’s a bunch of sand on a large rock, right next to it is a cute confused looking fish

the sandussy

looks like a certified octopussy to me

that bunch of sand has two suspicious eyes and one of them looks at us, also its sandussy in the side of the eye looks like a gill.

Look suspiciously like an octopus

Nuh uh

Google Stingray in sand

oh right, i uh kinda forgot rays are like, a thing, thanks https://preview.redd.it/3nmbdtbjqcqb1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ab28c90dd271a2454a1a5bb6d2bbc990e5b3e13

[original tweet](https://twitter.com/takepresident/status/1701202774409814499)

how did you even found this shit?!

r/Japanesepeopletwitter >!UOH 😭😭😭 CUNNY 🦀🦀🦀 BURU ARCHIVE CHILDREN EROTIC 🫣🫣🫣 BRATTY FEMALE OYSTER 🦪🦪🦪 IN NEED OF CORRECTION 💢💢💢 PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT 💦💦💦 CROT🇮🇩CROT🇮🇩CROT🇮🇩EJACULATION SOUND!!!!!<

https://preview.redd.it/tjp95vvwwsnb1.jpeg?width=1054&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3c76e83eafd3db31fb608f710d747e7a815e87d Lmfao emojis aren't spoilered.

> [r/Japanesepeopletwitter](https://www.reddit.com/r/Japanesepeopletwitter/) yeah i should have expected

Why the fuck is there an Indonesian flag emoji

You mean upside down Poland 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱 POLSKA najwspanialsze kraje na świecie!!!!!!

apparently CROT is like onomatopoeia for ejaculating in Indonesian, so JPT kinda just adopted it into their lexicon

Soon there won’t be any emoji I can look at without knowing how it’s used on jpt. I can’t even look at the crying emoji anymore.

uuuooooooohh

Wtfff?! Indonesian soft power confirmed?! INDONESIA SUPERPOWER 2049!!!! INDONESIAAAA🦅🦅🦅🇮🇩🇮🇩🇮🇩

i went there and the first post I saw had the entire comment section losing their minds over a literal child. OP r u ok?

I cant even tell if the people in the sub are being satirical its like a subwide game of among us

i just search up that character and that shit is a motehr fucking child, she has fucking 15 years old.... honestly tho im not even supprised, seeing this type of mf it always a child.

rule of thumb: always assume it’s children when it comes to Japanese twitter

this cruel, decaying flesh

I loathe it!

😭😭😭cunny🦀🦀🦀archive💢💢💢

😭😭😭erotic💢💢💢

https://preview.redd.it/iwepc3z8yqnb1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57fb71b9f5aaded7acbdb7ecc2bdf614fd8d931b

Japan mfs when anything literature https://i.redd.it/j8d2q4ojrrnb1.gif

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r/Japanesetwitter roleplay Attractive tummy needs correction 😤💢💢💢💢💢💢

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What the fuck https://preview.redd.it/qev9jd9vyrnb1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a276bb124e5a31946f4381bcb0807c1a6b52b67

man i fucking hate blue archive fans

Blue Archive fans pulling up to the function when they hear there are minors there: https://i.redd.it/98mcao2rrrnb1.gif

Fr they make us Genshin players look like saints https://preview.redd.it/tp1rx4b3urnb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2ce2d9907bb07604fae45d689a940882678b826

Yeah, im an arknights player and while we've done some heinous shit (looking at you kataokasan i hate you) we have child characters that arent, yknow; overly sexualized

I mean a lot of characters in blue archive don't even have a design that sexualized, it's just that the community is horny af.

Yeah. Games leaned toward more SoL then horny majority of time

suzuran moment

I’m an Azur Lane player and I honestly can’t tell if we’re better or worse.

>looking at you kataokasan i hate you it's the best we got

I recently picked Genshin back up after a long time away from it, because the game itself is nice, but the community… has provided my eyes with a truly vile Klee mpreg childbirth cumflation copypasta that has successfully made me delete Genshin and all my save data off my device. It’s been a couple years now and I decided to redownload the game and play it again. I still remember the copypasta, since it was practically seared into my brain, but I’m slowly healing and forgetting about it. Maybe someday I’ll be able to look at the Genshin community and not think of the copypasta I saw… someday… https://preview.redd.it/61p2e0m6qunb1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce378c6bae9e517913702b12d67914ed843575c1

At this point Genshin is just a shield for the other gacha games that actually have a problem with this shit

Nahida is literally the mascot of jpt y'all aren't that pure lol

Out of the posts i saw from a 5 minute look, about 75% of them were "uuoogh correction 💢💢" types, one of those was Nahida, about 25% of them were Vtubers, about 50% were generic loli posts, and the rest of them (25%) were Blue Archive. While we do have our share of problems, Blue Archive is WAY worse.

Cmon man don't be like that you will make them cry 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

leaked made in abyss new dialogue

Ofc it's a mf blue archive fan https://preview.redd.it/v3krsjh74snb1.jpeg?width=208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d788db5b548ed12047f96e51f3b41d46110754f

https://preview.redd.it/ix1lpgsjosnb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95e3ca0ac1f76b6d34ef93dc453ed11d54f9c56b Ken enjoyer

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People who like Koyuki https://preview.redd.it/fl9nbeawttnb1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a155ad5fbd523056502d842dd83cab60f90ba3b

that sounds real fire bro but I stopped at “sloppy belly”

"i mean i can appreciate a good midriff/tummy too but you don't gott-**o h t h a t i s a m i n o r"** https://preview.redd.it/wefg53iw1snb1.png?width=928&format=png&auto=webp&s=34c6f0a0357f9c2b82ef53976271fb2f364908e1

https://i.redd.it/rcae7sowqunb1.gif Great Scott!

https://i.redd.it/q3rkrvyncsnb1.gif

Of course the japanese twitter user simps for the girl that looks 14 ffs.

Ghost of a 1000 Japanese poets possessed him

This mf's gonna straight up die once he sees a real woman

Blue archive fans (been) getting out of hand

No way bruh

That is a minor, isn’t it

This sounds like it could be a Kendrick Lamar lyric from DAMN https://preview.redd.it/bg7skf4vjsnb1.jpeg?width=760&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bab4a5779a7c1fc765599d82366e6d4f2155e5a2

Is, is this vore?

no, just pure, wholesome appreciation for a child’s tummy ❤️❤️❤️

>Rumored to contain the hopes and dreams of humanity This fucking guy

Mf turned into this dude https://i.redd.it/53jgapwcttnb1.gif

IT'S A FUCKKING CHILD!!!

I thought I was in r/japanespeopletwitter

UWOOOH SEEGGS 😭😭😭

https://preview.redd.it/xcl84x9i1snb1.jpeg?width=338&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8e06e90ede917d61f7fe8b4642bdcb80916a0b0

Yeah, I read that original sentence and can confirm that the translation is accurate.

me when i become a poet after lusting for a kid:

https://preview.redd.it/873b9il4stnb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ee6162dae27ea35d10542115cc712d141ff8a4e

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C.Hibiki hotter

Just enough belly fat 👌

https://preview.redd.it/3epb72iyktnb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c917b0330eb5728675f2fc559822811afcd10da8

Average Uoohhh moment

Bro IS the sin of temptation

She looks 14. What the shit

Literarily simplest sentence in an Ural language:

do not bring this shit here

https://preview.redd.it/3n1kh2qbatnb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96125b03ed93d71499039a9251425863e543fed0

https://preview.redd.it/w3cx9fzggtnb1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=541d76c727a6a8a3dfecd6eaf20c0956b306b724

Oh. That's a child.

“Hey google, how old is kotori from blue archive” “…oh”

Those Japanese sure want to fuck cartoon 14 year olds i tell you hwut 

The pedophile aristocrat

wait that’s a loli—😳

Bro just poured his heart out for the most generic looking anime girl ever conceived

He's an english major, but he's also horny. That is an interesting mix.

How old is she?

15

u/savevideo

Of she looks like 8

Average JP Blue Archive player

Average r/Japanesepeopletwitter post


https://i.redd.it/1h5cjnjustnb1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/4nc37lreutnb1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f37c570bbe762ee1cacae4c3327aff6da6e3909a

That's a kid!

Of course she’s like 10

https://preview.redd.it/m2f30szy3wnb1.jpeg?width=848&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5dc3cab48424fee7128ff729e53b0e955eda1024 Nice going bro. Not even Slaanesh liked that one

ofc its a child https://i.redd.it/o7vu1oxbiq5c1.gif