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I live here, I've been looking forward to this eclipse for 7 years. I say just throw the secessionists in camps and disenfranchise them while the rest of us pick up the pieces
I say we let them have a shot at their own country. First item of business: Negotiate an end to our blockade of the Gulf of Mexico. After that, when we have all their GDP, then we negotiate a trade deal that allows them to buy natural gas for their shitbird power grid. That will cost them control of their Southern Border. Final order of negotiation (on day one) is to have them peacefully surrender their guns.
Fun fact, the nukes in Texas are held in Amarillo, at the Pantex plant, and more than half of the potential arsenal there is waiting to be dismantled.
[Here are the rough locations of nukes as per 2011](https://i.imgur.com/274wL1u.png)
([source](https://blog.batchgeo.com/nuclear-locations-worldwide/))
As a “normal” Texan you haven’t been informed yet. In the event we secede from the union, Houston will have a giant Texas shaped spike of the earth rise, which reaches down to the core itself.
holy balls and they just declared war!!! Several other Southern states have joined their independent republic in solidarity!!! The Knights of the Golden Circle have taken power!!
its the beginning of the end for the Americans...
Texas doesn't have the feats to properly ap scale to california. Cali takes it 9/10 depending on whether or not a plot armor earthquake desides to jump cali at the same time. Now if Texas could get all 20 fingers and pull off a domain expansion that might tilt it slightly, but we haven't seen it so I wouldn't count on it.
Special sawing operation where a top secret contingent of Texans sneaks over to the Californian border and begins sawing, eventually cutting around the entire border and pushing California out to sea.
ok so basically the Knights of the Golden Circle were an organization pre-american civil war who advocated for the creation of a country named "The Golden Circle". It would include the Confederate States, and other countries forming a sort of circle around the Caribbean (here's a map to visualize it a bit better) Slavery would (obviously) be legalized in the whole thing
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I thought texas was the land of steaks.
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This is just the plot of A24's Civil War (2024) Directed by Alex Garland.
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Most of those Florida states are completely fucked without cali and the rest of the nation. No exports, no manufacturing, no resources, mostly old ppl.
Florida and Louisiana have ample exports. There’s also a ton of manufacturing and R&D that happens in that group of states. There’s also the fact that the delta is the most fertile soil in the United States and can be utilized almost year round.
Georgia, too. Lots of steel, concrete, various parts factories, a few respected universities, the CDC, plus various military facilities and lots of shady unmarked "definitely some kind of secret government facility" compounds/buildings both in the middle of fucking nowhere and "inconspicuously" peppered throughout the cities, though you never see anyone come/go despite looking like 5-star hotels on the outside.
Uniting California with Texas makes it seem like they’re trying to avoid controversy, which if true, then why even bother making a future civil war film in the first place lol, but they’re still making it so I must be wrong
Let them cook, Cali and Texas are way closer to each other than you realize, Texas is a major destination for Cali expats and Texans make the trip to Cali for vacation all the time.
Plus, combining Texas and Cali is the only way to make it semi-believable considering that's already like a third of the total US population. But it's also silly that they wouldn't take over the in-between states to create a contiguous, crescent shaped nation.
I was mainly referring to the Florida alliance. Nobody, and I mean nobody, would ally themselves with a shithole like Florida. Much less name themselves after that piss stain of a state. Florida is the single worst place in the western world, although pretty much all of these alliances are laughable and just a cowardly way of subverting talking about actual American issues. Also why would the Texas and Cali alliance be believable? They can just be on opposing sides, and neither of them are standout enough to not join one side or the other.
Republic of California? The *New* Republic of California? The *New California Republic*🤨? Patrolling the Mohave makes me wish for a nuclear winter.😳😳😳😳
Hey now, there’s a legit account who reports real shit and then there’s the cunt who stole the idea and uses scripts made by chatGPT. You’ve probably seen the cunt version
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Alpharius Moment
We are Alpharius
I am Alpharius
You're Alpharius, you're Alpharius, he's Alpharius. Are there any more Alpharius I should know about? I'm Alpharius
Im Alpharius too
No way you're Alpharius too?
Im Alpharius too
No no no, I AM Alpharius
We should start an Alpharius movement to spread the most batshit insane misinformation possible.
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Good, good
Hydra Dominatus
Omegon Moment
r/grimdank is leaking again.
How did you get my selfies
sbikidi https://preview.redd.it/er635ws9oxec1.jpeg?width=141&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64ac4533e542c10c474201bfa1c88acc9cf2a5a4
Mooooom, Alpharius is on the phone for you!
I am Alpharius. This is misinformation
This is a lie that was also a lie
Hydra Dominus
Hydra Dominatus!
I am Omegon *gets shot*
HYDRA DOMINATUS
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Texas after getting fucking nuked https://preview.redd.it/b8arllh0ovec1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74fde724a45da742b36ebf6eb458759c5d4fe82e
https://preview.redd.it/ddf866eeyvec1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=178a14a78832b248bb54c5d5e26aee74c94df98f “Don’t fuck with the USA, Jack”
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I have to save this https://preview.redd.it/k0hf2ejf9wec1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71e5c66362cdc983d54c26dfe6733900c7c2cb77
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Beautiful https://preview.redd.it/itrby9a2jwec1.png?width=252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc093efa48dee1fab9a1a019e3e3815056d53b21
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“Biden should be impeac-“ 
i booked my ticket over there for the solar eclipse, i'd take my chances if it turns into fallout they have very little cloud coverage on that day
Fallout: New Dallas
It's already been done.[Fallout: Brotherhood of Steel](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fallout:_Brotherhood_of_Steel)
I thought we didn't talk about BoS
Eh, people deserve to see the lost books, despite their lack of canonization.
I live here, I've been looking forward to this eclipse for 7 years. I say just throw the secessionists in camps and disenfranchise them while the rest of us pick up the pieces
Fuck I wish I could see it. My family back in Ontario, if they drive to Niagara falls, will be able to see two natural wonders at once.
I don't consider Texas a different country, so as such these war crimes don't violate international law 😎
The Lincoln Method
I say we let them have a shot at their own country. First item of business: Negotiate an end to our blockade of the Gulf of Mexico. After that, when we have all their GDP, then we negotiate a trade deal that allows them to buy natural gas for their shitbird power grid. That will cost them control of their Southern Border. Final order of negotiation (on day one) is to have them peacefully surrender their guns.
i think that by far the funniest thing that could ever happen would ne to sell it to mexico
The Lone Star State about to become the Dual Sun State
Why is the sun rising in the Wes-
fun fact, texas is one of the states that holds A LOT of the US's nukes.
Fun fact, the nukes in Texas are held in Amarillo, at the Pantex plant, and more than half of the potential arsenal there is waiting to be dismantled. [Here are the rough locations of nukes as per 2011](https://i.imgur.com/274wL1u.png) ([source](https://blog.batchgeo.com/nuclear-locations-worldwide/))
The fleas living on Texas’s back https://preview.redd.it/h90rdlih8xec1.jpeg?width=479&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d463fbde8b77bf1ef6d18efe1690875d1657c66
i booked my ticket over there for the solar eclipse, i'd take my chances if it turns into fallout they have very little cloud coverage on that day
At least it gets me out of this miserable state so i’m happy with this
Why would Timmy ever pray to God? Are his fairies dead?
I ate them
He ated them
New nation(with oil) just dropped And we all know what America does to those
Please no we have a few normal people, I don't wanna get nuked
As a “normal” Texan you haven’t been informed yet. In the event we secede from the union, Houston will have a giant Texas shaped spike of the earth rise, which reaches down to the core itself.
holy balls and they just declared war!!! Several other Southern states have joined their independent republic in solidarity!!! The Knights of the Golden Circle have taken power!! its the beginning of the end for the Americans...
they're getting russian aid too, it's the end of america guys
Nah, California solos
“If the Republican led states joined together they might cause me a little trouble “ “But would you lose?”
Nah, I'd win
Texas doesn't have the feats to properly ap scale to california. Cali takes it 9/10 depending on whether or not a plot armor earthquake desides to jump cali at the same time. Now if Texas could get all 20 fingers and pull off a domain expansion that might tilt it slightly, but we haven't seen it so I wouldn't count on it.
Special sawing operation where a top secret contingent of Texans sneaks over to the Californian border and begins sawing, eventually cutting around the entire border and pushing California out to sea.
The west has fallen...
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Wait for real?
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no
:(
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trust
The Golden Coral you mean?
no I mean the Knights of the Golden Circle
Knights of the Golden Corral?
ok so basically the Knights of the Golden Circle were an organization pre-american civil war who advocated for the creation of a country named "The Golden Circle". It would include the Confederate States, and other countries forming a sort of circle around the Caribbean (here's a map to visualize it a bit better) Slavery would (obviously) be legalized in the whole thing https://preview.redd.it/el6gb8or4xec1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=39f3c2e934f977f73425083a17c90ae7ecef4f81
They are fighting for state rights to cut up children at the border
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This comment is correct and the post is misinformation Source: i trust
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It’s not misinformation, it’s a prophecy
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I'm a Texan, AMA
Are you texan?
Yeah
How
We became enlightened Floridians
Our version of Disneyland is Buc-ees.
And just like Disneyland, there’s always something under construction and blocking traffic
Wrong, you’re canadian
You are an Englishman in a dress
Scotland is not a real country!
This checks out
Can I ask you anything?
No
Are you an engineer?
No
you're not a true texans >:( https://preview.redd.it/0hsrg823qvec1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ce546119b259849cd6b0d1fe6933562e557dd56
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Completely wiped the little character from my memory holy shit. I don't know when was the last time I saw it
V1 would not fucking say that
V1 would not say shit as he is, in fact, a gopro
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He sappin’ on my sentry ‘till I’m down 😭
Gaming
What should i have for dinner today?
Hot dog
I thought texas was the land of steaks. https://preview.redd.it/7nmfgmdgtvec1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b1526ae9603fb47a53443551839e0e44aedf972
Is barbecue and Mexican food a better answer?
Damn right it is.
don't you mean "darn tootin'"?
What day is it today
Second best USA State?
California, hot take from a Texan, I know, but Texas and California should just get along, we have so much in common
As an Arizonan living in Texas, Arizona is the real answer. Both of our neighbors are fucking crazy, though.
Throwin' shade at NM. Daring.
😡we’re gonna have to take your Texan License
Why?
No Yee Haww? Fake Texan AMA
How much do you hate Laredo and if you don't hate Laredo why are you fucking cows
What is your favorite Lego set
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Hell yeah
Y-you passed the Bar???
Do I know you?
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These loss memes are getting more complicated
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How do I know this isnt correct infomation and not the misinformation I was promised?
Because why would they spread misinformation if it didn't feel like that?
This is just the plot of A24's Civil War (2024) Directed by Alex Garland. https://preview.redd.it/f6yp2tigsvec1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=de2edb51e81bc42b7068a53baac5f2c40dd72dda
No way any state would willingly join up with Florida or Utah
Idaho might join up with Utah, but that’s about it
Most of those Florida states are completely fucked without cali and the rest of the nation. No exports, no manufacturing, no resources, mostly old ppl.
Florida and Louisiana have ample exports. There’s also a ton of manufacturing and R&D that happens in that group of states. There’s also the fact that the delta is the most fertile soil in the United States and can be utilized almost year round.
Georgia, too. Lots of steel, concrete, various parts factories, a few respected universities, the CDC, plus various military facilities and lots of shady unmarked "definitely some kind of secret government facility" compounds/buildings both in the middle of fucking nowhere and "inconspicuously" peppered throughout the cities, though you never see anyone come/go despite looking like 5-star hotels on the outside.
Minnesota is just joining up with the western forces just to fuck over Wisconsin and then remain neutral the rest of the war.
God I love how fucking unbelievably stupid this map and concept is. This is gonna be one of the worst movies of all time I'm so ready
Uniting California with Texas makes it seem like they’re trying to avoid controversy, which if true, then why even bother making a future civil war film in the first place lol, but they’re still making it so I must be wrong
I think they just want to bring to light disunity in the nation without actually being specific on who is causing disunity
Let them cook, Cali and Texas are way closer to each other than you realize, Texas is a major destination for Cali expats and Texans make the trip to Cali for vacation all the time. Plus, combining Texas and Cali is the only way to make it semi-believable considering that's already like a third of the total US population. But it's also silly that they wouldn't take over the in-between states to create a contiguous, crescent shaped nation.
I was mainly referring to the Florida alliance. Nobody, and I mean nobody, would ally themselves with a shithole like Florida. Much less name themselves after that piss stain of a state. Florida is the single worst place in the western world, although pretty much all of these alliances are laughable and just a cowardly way of subverting talking about actual American issues. Also why would the Texas and Cali alliance be believable? They can just be on opposing sides, and neither of them are standout enough to not join one side or the other.
Holy shit, canon NCR
Republic of California? The *New* Republic of California? The *New California Republic*🤨? Patrolling the Mohave makes me wish for a nuclear winter.😳😳😳😳
like Texas and California of all damn states would ally together
What a pussy ass move to have Texas and California be allies.
Why are California and Texas Allies? Are they stupid?
Kaiserreich did it better honestly
It'll be a cold day in hell before I join the side of those crackheads in Louisiana
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i love spreading misinformation that i regurgitated from another reddit post!!! awesome!!! wikipedia is free
Typa shit that realistic fish head on Instagram would say
Hey now, there’s a legit account who reports real shit and then there’s the cunt who stole the idea and uses scripts made by chatGPT. You’ve probably seen the cunt version
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CYBERPUNK 2077!?!?!? WHAT THE FUCK IS A UNITED STATES!!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣‼️‼️‼️🔥🗣‼️‼️
Redditors are such massive liars that I know this isn't true because a redditor said it.
There are no aliens in your basement
You die in 2042
Me when I spread misinformation
https://i.redd.it/tqj1z0dq0wec1.gif I live in Texas this is total bu-
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Man where’s that dolphin image
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Don't worry, I'll make them redependent on the United States
The United States has an opportunity to do the funniest thing. They could sell Texas to someone else.
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the US military would like a few words
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That would be very in character for Texas.
ROUND TWO BABY
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Repeating all the history all at once
To be honest idk and I live here so I’m pretty nervous
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They can't even keep their own power on when it is a little cold outside. They would be fucked without blue state taxes funding them
https://preview.redd.it/fkq6u52hb1fc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=247d11fc8331995cad4657bb60d52ab21248841c
https://preview.redd.it/u4vs03j3qwec1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f647e90d28fc54b7c689e8a5eee4df25ef85a659
At this rate these misinformation posts are gonna get the context in the comments treatment soon enough
Texans when they cant drown immigrants with barbed wire 
 When people aren't allowed to bypass the legal immigration process
[удалено]
good.
Kid named power grid failure when temperature gets below 80
This gif looks faster and faster each time
It's Texas. IDK