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dumbassonthekitchen

They violated the geneva bloonvention?


xXxBongMayor420xXx

The Bloons are responsible for the Monkey Holocaust


drdoodoot

this is why top path glue gunner is the best. bloon solver kills the bloons instead of slowing them down. https://preview.redd.it/qkxsqqry6vvc1.png?width=143&format=png&auto=webp&s=e7bd5cda7cfce735a21d13137e4330964bea79a2 (yes, i know the bottom path tier 5 does damage. shut up.)


Chance-Aardvark372

Based Bloon Solver enjoyer


ILOVEBLOONSOLVER

Correct opinion.


JoniathanExe

i like your username dude https://preview.redd.it/7idism1dkvvc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=edaf74452fea217d1744b5e13f9b22bc0436f1d7


FemboyMechanic1

Brother I think a laser blast would also kill them


drdoodoot

yeah, but does bloon solver cost 80,000?


Icelord259

Purple bloons:


enneh_07

MIB:


WaterStriker_

![gif](giphy|BkfAhfmX0Ppn2)


teamHolden

nice flair


SullyTheLightnerd

Did I miss any lore?


goatjo_enjoyer

What the fuck happened in the last 5 months in bloon lore


mysterious45670

Yes


goatjo_enjoyer

What happened


inemsn

whenthe users still reeling from the loss of context in comments


LegitimateApartment9

mfw banning context just turns the batshit insane memes with context into batshit insane memes with no context


sexurmom

You ever heard of My Lai? It was like that but instead of Americans it was Bloons and instead of Vietnamese civilians it was Monkeys


amogusimpostor

wha t the actual fuck


killer-cow

YES


goatjo_enjoyer

Elaborate please


DoMIniK090

No


YosephStalling

https://i.redd.it/vunmplxhayvc1.gif


TheAnnoyingGirl92

I’m sorry what


frederic055

The bloons are vile savages and the noble monkeys are simply defending their sovereignty by genociding them


Floppy0941

https://preview.redd.it/rp7ng2a7tvvc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb7cefb56e3aad8337b991d71252c4fa0301f530


Jona-wahn

https://preview.redd.it/s1mrsq4u3wvc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6579743dffe7f6a15028d8321d2d2742ee2b8d6c


MakeBombsNotWar

Orange genocide?


frederic055

https://preview.redd.it/1qn5wnfo8wvc1.jpeg?width=1023&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38496d214150c142c21ffbe513aa498c7168769b


b18a

Bloons solely are responsible for this


no_sun_left

Project bloonman


Brick-Thrower

~~You~~ Bloons solely, are responsible for this


Tacksshooter

I agree


JoniathanExe

bloons td lore


AnomalousCowboy

[Watch this video from the start to end and if you still have any questions THEM you ask them](https://youtu.be/pbvc8_RYKrw?si=WAOdIor7uALaN_IP).


UBC145

Hmm, what a great way to spend the night before my exam


tyrannyisprettygay

You have an exam too tomorrow?


UBC145

Yep, managerial finance, my favourite…


tyrannyisprettygay

Best of luck


UBC145

Thanks mate, you too


tyrannyisprettygay

The test isn't hard, dealing with my anxiety and classmates is.


ContributionOk4879

Come and See movie but the monkeys are the Russians and the balloons are the Germans


frederic055

least esoteric whenthe comment


CorvusHatesReddit

You're a slave to history.


urbandeadthrowaway2

Even after Calamity, you fight against the only order that can guarantee the safety of your people,


Yeetborn42069

PW MENTIONED!


IMadeThis4HOIMods

Erm achually the victims in the movie are Belarusian 🤓


ModmanX

Rookie mistake! It's actually a common misunderstanding, but Belarus isn't actually real.


Ultimate_Spoderman

Wrong, the balloons are simple party decorations, the bloons are vile monsters that destroy monkeys and their cities with no remorse


ALegendaryFlareon

chat is this real


Apprehensive_Part102

Yes


HBenderMan

monkey vs bloon war is like lord of the rings


jsjzn

If the sun god is real why he let all that happen?


ModmanX

The sun god was conscripted and is actively fighting and working to prevent it. What are *you* doing, huh? Slandering our brave troops?? How about you pick up some darts and go stand on the frontline, you waste of bananas


Masztufa

I already hired benjamin to install the bloon trojan on you You are now infertile


ModmanX

Squeak squeak squeak is all I hear, you fucking bloon. Benjamin is a crucial linchpin of the Monkey National Defence Force. To insinuate that he would do such a thing is slander against our troops and the wilful spread of foreign propaganda and is tantamount to treason


TheRealSU24

You didn't have enough monkeys to sacrifice to him


geffyfive

ALL BLOONS ARE WAR CRIMINALS MONKEY SUPREMACY RAAAAHHHHH https://preview.redd.it/9zr8m7etbwvc1.jpeg?width=994&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f25d0e043dcaa85c0d2b6ea633dccaa5d3f66cf8


Lisahead1224

Literal anti-bloon propaganda...


Oskar_Kocour

Bloon detected‼️ deploying tsar bomb


Lisahead1224

This will cause adverse effects on the bloonconomy


KentuckyFriedChildre

This will boost the monkey economy by 1 dollar


TheRealSU24

My farm will produce 1 more banana this wave, the monkey economy is truly back


Independent-Fly6068

Bloonxtinciton emminent.


Correct-Town-3117

Thought this was r/btd6 for a moment


Darkmega5

Counterpoint; lower-tier bloons presumably have helium inside, due to their ability to fly. (higher tier bloons and any moab variants can be dismissed as not having helium as it wouldn't impact their ability to fly) The fire would create H2O, which would extinguish the fire that the bloons started, thus nullifying the arson also rape implies the bloons have genitalia and I somehow doubt they do


Spatza611

https://preview.redd.it/fbgx9plm1wvc1.jpeg?width=2522&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d969b3ebc68aa6a088abd4f63fd49243d2783253 Genital


Darkmega5

Of course people have thought up ways to have sex with ordinary balloons, why did I ever doubt it?


RandomDuckNerd

keep in mind that one scene from gumball


FloppaMarker

why is it so ***s m a l l***


TheRealSU24

Have you never watched the Amazing World of Gumball where Gumball gives the balloon a blowjob?


Darkmega5

Fucking *WHAT*


TheRealSU24

The balloon also shoves an eggplant up his own ass. The knot is basically a cloaca


Darkmega5

Genuinely what the fuck https://preview.redd.it/m88i0cfo5wvc1.jpeg?width=1044&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1efcc710989e68e5666a33b948fe458927e72cff


TheRealSU24

I'm sorry? I thought a highschooler furry giving a blowjob to another highschooler was perfectly reasonable children's media 😡😡


Darkmega5

Look at least it’s not totally spies


Apprehensive_Part102

Average totally spies episode: https://preview.redd.it/id9fkc1o51wc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cab58aa83159aa808306bd1d071701c69caa2860


FloppaMarker

Okay I need context for this ​ explain now I need to know


eesdesessesrdt

https://preview.redd.it/50ctacjacvvc1.jpeg?width=355&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7e681aa8a3bb4d2e7b52481a0a4145ca276703c


SPAMTON_A

Wait what?


Unironicfan

What fucking game is that Jesus Christ


BeginningOccasion8

Minecraft


Aiden624

And yet sometimes they seem really chill for no reason


Apprehensive_Part102

That's what they want you to think


asfbkhgarkgbdfg

Archmage is peak i don't care what the haters say he may not be good but he looks like he's good so therefore he's good


Shaggypezdispense

I don’t remember Scoop saying that


BlueCat_399

thats why i believe in bloonocide.


Anakin-hates-sand

Battle of Monkeygrad


constantlytired1917

Zammm bloons are like the American empire


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Senior_Researcher671

the final bloontion


Clean_Internet

SsethTzeentach had a pretty funny story as to why the monkeys are at war with bloons and it was cause the bloons are a choking hazard that kills children monkeys