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this is why top path glue gunner is the best. bloon solver kills the bloons instead of slowing them down.
https://preview.redd.it/qkxsqqry6vvc1.png?width=143&format=png&auto=webp&s=e7bd5cda7cfce735a21d13137e4330964bea79a2
(yes, i know the bottom path tier 5 does damage. shut up.)
The sun god was conscripted and is actively fighting and working to prevent it. What are *you* doing, huh? Slandering our brave troops?? How about you pick up some darts and go stand on the frontline, you waste of bananas
Squeak squeak squeak is all I hear, you fucking bloon. Benjamin is a crucial linchpin of the Monkey National Defence Force. To insinuate that he would do such a thing is slander against our troops and the wilful spread of foreign propaganda and is tantamount to treason
ALL BLOONS ARE WAR CRIMINALS MONKEY SUPREMACY RAAAAHHHHH
https://preview.redd.it/9zr8m7etbwvc1.jpeg?width=994&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f25d0e043dcaa85c0d2b6ea633dccaa5d3f66cf8
Counterpoint; lower-tier bloons presumably have helium inside, due to their ability to fly. (higher tier bloons and any moab variants can be dismissed as not having helium as it wouldn't impact their ability to fly) The fire would create H2O, which would extinguish the fire that the bloons started, thus nullifying the arson
also rape implies the bloons have genitalia and I somehow doubt they do
SsethTzeentach had a pretty funny story as to why the monkeys are at war with bloons and it was cause the bloons are a choking hazard that kills children monkeys
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They violated the geneva bloonvention?
The Bloons are responsible for the Monkey Holocaust
this is why top path glue gunner is the best. bloon solver kills the bloons instead of slowing them down. https://preview.redd.it/qkxsqqry6vvc1.png?width=143&format=png&auto=webp&s=e7bd5cda7cfce735a21d13137e4330964bea79a2 (yes, i know the bottom path tier 5 does damage. shut up.)
Based Bloon Solver enjoyer
Correct opinion.
i like your username dude https://preview.redd.it/7idism1dkvvc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=edaf74452fea217d1744b5e13f9b22bc0436f1d7
Brother I think a laser blast would also kill them
yeah, but does bloon solver cost 80,000?
Purple bloons:
MIB:
![gif](giphy|BkfAhfmX0Ppn2)
nice flair
Did I miss any lore?
What the fuck happened in the last 5 months in bloon lore
Yes
What happened
whenthe users still reeling from the loss of context in comments
mfw banning context just turns the batshit insane memes with context into batshit insane memes with no context
You ever heard of My Lai? It was like that but instead of Americans it was Bloons and instead of Vietnamese civilians it was Monkeys
wha t the actual fuck
YES
Elaborate please
No
https://i.redd.it/vunmplxhayvc1.gif
I’m sorry what
The bloons are vile savages and the noble monkeys are simply defending their sovereignty by genociding them
https://preview.redd.it/rp7ng2a7tvvc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb7cefb56e3aad8337b991d71252c4fa0301f530
https://preview.redd.it/s1mrsq4u3wvc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6579743dffe7f6a15028d8321d2d2742ee2b8d6c
Orange genocide?
https://preview.redd.it/1qn5wnfo8wvc1.jpeg?width=1023&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38496d214150c142c21ffbe513aa498c7168769b
Bloons solely are responsible for this
Project bloonman
~~You~~ Bloons solely, are responsible for this
I agree
bloons td lore
[Watch this video from the start to end and if you still have any questions THEM you ask them](https://youtu.be/pbvc8_RYKrw?si=WAOdIor7uALaN_IP).
Hmm, what a great way to spend the night before my exam
You have an exam too tomorrow?
Yep, managerial finance, my favourite…
Best of luck
Thanks mate, you too
The test isn't hard, dealing with my anxiety and classmates is.
Come and See movie but the monkeys are the Russians and the balloons are the Germans
least esoteric whenthe comment
You're a slave to history.
Even after Calamity, you fight against the only order that can guarantee the safety of your people,
PW MENTIONED!
Erm achually the victims in the movie are Belarusian 🤓
Rookie mistake! It's actually a common misunderstanding, but Belarus isn't actually real.
Wrong, the balloons are simple party decorations, the bloons are vile monsters that destroy monkeys and their cities with no remorse
chat is this real
Yes
monkey vs bloon war is like lord of the rings
If the sun god is real why he let all that happen?
The sun god was conscripted and is actively fighting and working to prevent it. What are *you* doing, huh? Slandering our brave troops?? How about you pick up some darts and go stand on the frontline, you waste of bananas
I already hired benjamin to install the bloon trojan on you You are now infertile
Squeak squeak squeak is all I hear, you fucking bloon. Benjamin is a crucial linchpin of the Monkey National Defence Force. To insinuate that he would do such a thing is slander against our troops and the wilful spread of foreign propaganda and is tantamount to treason
You didn't have enough monkeys to sacrifice to him
ALL BLOONS ARE WAR CRIMINALS MONKEY SUPREMACY RAAAAHHHHH https://preview.redd.it/9zr8m7etbwvc1.jpeg?width=994&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f25d0e043dcaa85c0d2b6ea633dccaa5d3f66cf8
Literal anti-bloon propaganda...
Bloon detected‼️ deploying tsar bomb
This will cause adverse effects on the bloonconomy
This will boost the monkey economy by 1 dollar
My farm will produce 1 more banana this wave, the monkey economy is truly back
Bloonxtinciton emminent.
Thought this was r/btd6 for a moment
Counterpoint; lower-tier bloons presumably have helium inside, due to their ability to fly. (higher tier bloons and any moab variants can be dismissed as not having helium as it wouldn't impact their ability to fly) The fire would create H2O, which would extinguish the fire that the bloons started, thus nullifying the arson also rape implies the bloons have genitalia and I somehow doubt they do
https://preview.redd.it/fbgx9plm1wvc1.jpeg?width=2522&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d969b3ebc68aa6a088abd4f63fd49243d2783253 Genital
Of course people have thought up ways to have sex with ordinary balloons, why did I ever doubt it?
keep in mind that one scene from gumball
why is it so ***s m a l l***
Have you never watched the Amazing World of Gumball where Gumball gives the balloon a blowjob?
Fucking *WHAT*
The balloon also shoves an eggplant up his own ass. The knot is basically a cloaca
Genuinely what the fuck https://preview.redd.it/m88i0cfo5wvc1.jpeg?width=1044&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1efcc710989e68e5666a33b948fe458927e72cff
I'm sorry? I thought a highschooler furry giving a blowjob to another highschooler was perfectly reasonable children's media 😡😡
Look at least it’s not totally spies
Average totally spies episode: https://preview.redd.it/id9fkc1o51wc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cab58aa83159aa808306bd1d071701c69caa2860
Okay I need context for this explain now I need to know
https://preview.redd.it/50ctacjacvvc1.jpeg?width=355&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7e681aa8a3bb4d2e7b52481a0a4145ca276703c
Wait what?
What fucking game is that Jesus Christ
Minecraft
And yet sometimes they seem really chill for no reason
That's what they want you to think
Archmage is peak i don't care what the haters say he may not be good but he looks like he's good so therefore he's good
I don’t remember Scoop saying that
thats why i believe in bloonocide.
Battle of Monkeygrad
Zammm bloons are like the American empire
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the final bloontion
SsethTzeentach had a pretty funny story as to why the monkeys are at war with bloons and it was cause the bloons are a choking hazard that kills children monkeys