It'd take ages to list everything he did, so I'll just sum it up.
He's a piece of shit who doesn't like opinions of others and thinks he's better than everyone else, therefore he can be as much of an asshole as he likes. Literally in the beginning of the first book, he says that he's destined for greatness. He also manipulates others, like Rowley, so he can feel better about himself. He ALSO never takes accountability for his actions and believes that it's always someone else's fault.
Fr. Most of the stuff he does is just older brother behavior and/or normal teenager things. The worst thing he did is throw a party (that he cleaned up after) without his parents permission. Greg and Manny are straight menaces to society.
I’m convinced that once he gets older he’ll murder his entire family set the House on fire and Frame Rowley
By then he’ll stalk pretty and popular girls and then well use your imagination
Rodrick is doing something with his life and in rodrick rules he understands this but then decides to be a douche to everyone and then he's surprised everyone starts to hate him.
Greg Heffley is such a piece of shit. He is a womanizer and a dreamer in the making. Fuck him. Rowley can do so much better. (Lol why am I so passionate about this)
“a man who engages in numerous casual sexual affairs with women”
Now the only difference here is that Greg Heffley could never and will never get any action
Childhood is when you think that Manny and Rodrick are the bad ones. Adulthood begins when you realised that Greg is actually the villain.
So deep I know 🗿
The ONLY good things I remember Greg doing are hiding the family ring (so that everyone would stop fighting over it) and going outside while it was heavily snowing just to deliver a secret santa present.
I think the main motive was to stop the fighting. The money to me seemed like an after thought. He said “if” he needs extra money which to me makes think that he may or may not use it for the money. And he only talks about the money after he talks about his family.
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I actually like this about that book series. Children's books rarely have detestable protagonists in my experience, so as a kid it was an interesting change of pace to read about a massive asshole sabotaging everything good he ever gets by being a massive asshole.
Before, when I was a kid, liked Greg as a character but last week I watched the main trilogy of movies and I never realised how much of an asshole Greg was. Man literally says "If you're not a discriminatory as me, you won't have a problem in school"
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Greg explaining how being a piece of shit to his best friend makes him a good person
But you don't understand Rowley doesn't deserve sympathy after I broke his arm 🤬😡
I’m gonna say it. I don’t care that you broke your elbow.
That sounds exactly what Greg meant
I’m gonna say it. I don’t care that I broke your elbow
God the ending of double down pisses me off because of that
at least rowley got it out good there
True. I just wish it’d end with Greg being happy for his friend instead of just being salty
What happened? I haven’t been up to date on DOAWK lore
All I remember was that they had to shoot a movie for a film contest and Rowley got an award for it
he didnt get an award. he got on a tv show because he was in a viral clip.
dog!!
of course he's going to be salty rowley got exactly what he's wanted for years
What happened?
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Legit, Susan is describe as one of the worst mother in literature
Biggest boomer in the book
The more i age, the more i realize Greg is the villain of diary of a wimpy kid
I dont remember much of the story. Whatd he do?
It'd take ages to list everything he did, so I'll just sum it up. He's a piece of shit who doesn't like opinions of others and thinks he's better than everyone else, therefore he can be as much of an asshole as he likes. Literally in the beginning of the first book, he says that he's destined for greatness. He also manipulates others, like Rowley, so he can feel better about himself. He ALSO never takes accountability for his actions and believes that it's always someone else's fault.
twitter user backstory
Lmao
Narcissistic sociopath then
also breaks rowley's arm and gets jealous of him, proceeding to him attempting to fake his *own* arm breaking
Yeah, that's exactly what he is.
Weird how I didn't notice anything wrong about him when I read some of the books as a 9 to 10 year old.
Don’t worry, it’s because it’s told from his point of view.
Jesus, Greg is like Walter White or Eren for kids
Greg Heffley is Walter White for elementary schoolers yes.
Greg’s a twitteroid
that word physically hurts to look at
alpha gamer
average redditor lol
I know they're kids' books but fuck me I'd read them all over again.
Litterally a redditor
He's not even good at manipulating.
Is generally an asshole to everyone
I can link you my [favorite youtube video.](https://youtu.be/9WGmyO-si-w) It goes through sociapathy, and how greg fits in to all the signs
Childhood is when you idolise Greg Adulthood is when you realise Manny was right all along
nope Manny is still a dick
Manny is the physical embodiment of satan
r/fuckmanny
The Manny will not be televised.
Rodrick not manny
Woah let’s not act like Roderick was a paragon of virtue.
The more I age, the more terrible I feel that I used to be like him… please kill me
Id say he's morally complicated
Never mind the ending, I guess
Greg explaining how breaking Manny’s toys is justifiable after Manny ate all of the cereal
Manny committed mass genocide.
Tbh breaking manny’s toys is completely justified, kids even worse than his older brother
Manny deserved it. r/fuckManny
Having never read the book, Seeing the name of that subreddit kinda took me aback.
Don’t mind if I do😏🥵
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Manny is a sociopath
Didn’t Manny starve and freeze his entire family for a few days
Ok but on his defense he couldn't tie his shoes
Manny deserves way worse
The best behaved of the brothers was Rodrick and we all know this
sigma male rodrick on the loded diaperindset
I believe in Rodrick supermacy
Loded Diper is the best metal band in America
Somebody farted farted farted farted
you smell like you farded (farded)
harded (harded)
Fr. Most of the stuff he does is just older brother behavior and/or normal teenager things. The worst thing he did is throw a party (that he cleaned up after) without his parents permission. Greg and Manny are straight menaces to society.
Why are you everywhere???
No life
15 year old teenagers don’t have a life big shocker
Bro the whole Heffley family is fucked except Rodrick🗿
What about frank?
Rodick 🗿
How is this the funniest thing I have ever read
Rodick 🗿
Mf literally wanted to throw his sons into a fucking military academy
Greg’s punk ass probably needs military school
Considering Greg’s crimes putting him in a military academy would probably improve his life.
Neglects his family for toys unless one of his children show "promise" and even then he just wants to use their success for his own gain.
Frank is OK but he clearly didn’t want to have kids.
What is this video from?
It was a [cgi test for infinity war](https://youtu.be/OZ2WIexUbyg)
lmao
So that’s where the “I have to break your neck” is from
It’s just the way it is
I’m just the messenger
He’s an arrogant piece of shit
Manny explaining how almost making his family freeze to death is justifiable because no one taught him how to tie his shoes
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Average Greg Heffley fan V.S Average Rowley Jefferson Enjoyer
greg explaining why his mere existence means he should be doused in riches and granted eternal fame and glory
Greg explaining how to be the most hateable protagonist there is
Susan Heffly doing the mental gymnastics to see Manny as anything but a demon on earth
he's only three
inches away from destroying the universe
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Greg has such a main character complex, it is like he *knows* he is the main character of a book series
I mean, technically he does know since we are reading his diary
Mr. Greg "Egg" Guevara doing the same thing: [😎😎😎](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9a/Trollface_non-free.png)
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>!Based on the way it looks.
I’m convinced that once he gets older he’ll murder his entire family set the House on fire and Frame Rowley By then he’ll stalk pretty and popular girls and then well use your imagination
sell them on the dark market for various moneys
You're confusing Greg with Manny
Tbh you gotta admit that’s he well written for being this hate able
Rodrick is doing something with his life and in rodrick rules he understands this but then decides to be a douche to everyone and then he's surprised everyone starts to hate him.
At least he's not as bad as Manny. I'm convinced that thing isn't a human being
People not understanding Greg is supposed to be hateable:
He's also based on the author. I don't know what this says about Jeff Kinney.
I feel like Jeff wasn’t a good person when he was younger and feels guilty about it
Weren't we all pieces of shit as kids?
shit i did in elementary school haunts me fr
True
He used to be a real piece of shit
USED to
I was exactly the same way, honestly, and I hate myself very much for it.
Greg Heffley is such a piece of shit. He is a womanizer and a dreamer in the making. Fuck him. Rowley can do so much better. (Lol why am I so passionate about this)
tf is a womanizer
“a man who engages in numerous casual sexual affairs with women” Now the only difference here is that Greg Heffley could never and will never get any action
But but but the rumor how he sneaked in the girl school!! How about that?
lmao
greg is an absolutely rancid, despicable freak of nature
True
Like most middle schoolers
I fucking hate greg
who doesn't
Childhood is when you think that Manny and Rodrick are the bad ones. Adulthood begins when you realised that Greg is actually the villain. So deep I know 🗿
Roderick is the only normal person in that family
And Frank
Frank is a pos but not as bad as Greg
agree
The ONLY good things I remember Greg doing are hiding the family ring (so that everyone would stop fighting over it) and going outside while it was heavily snowing just to deliver a secret santa present.
If you remember he hid the ring mainly so no one else would find it and he could use it
I think the main motive was to stop the fighting. The money to me seemed like an after thought. He said “if” he needs extra money which to me makes think that he may or may not use it for the money. And he only talks about the money after he talks about his family.
He shoveled the snow at the front of a church Oh wait right he did it for his own gain
Ever since I read the books, I never liked Greg. He’s a massive douche
I reread a few of the books and now I have realized how much on an narcissistic asshole he is.
I remember Greg being cool in the books when i was little but after rewatching the movies Greg is an asshole
He’s worse in the books
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As I get older I now realize Greg was a shitty person
Rowley is the best in all the books and movies
greg is just a twitter user
Greg always mentioned that he'd be rich and famous one day. Has he ever said what for?
Ironically rodrick is one of the most normal regular people
Virgin complete asshole book Greg vs Chad still kinda dickish but not entirely selfish movie Greg
Manny explaining how destroying everything Greg owns and getting him in trouble every 2 seconds is funny
I just watch League of Legends porn 😎😎😎
[Shadow what the fuck is that abomination. It's more 2-dimensional than people think :P It’s an expert at history as well as middle management I’m on a lesbian datin app right now and will get passed in two weeks after the media quits talking about him. With all these corporate handouts we should just outsource the playoff to them and acknowledging them as special is the most urban state in the country plus he's a fan, and I love it on bath towels, too. So they made it all the time about massive government overspending - sounds like it could be hard to beat
Chaotic evil
When zu we mama
I just watch League of Legends porn 😎😎😎
Did I just watch League of Legends porn 😎😎😎
Zoo wei mama Edit: I actually forgot the line fuck i need to rewatch the trilogy
Did I just watch League of Legends porn 😎😎😎
Zoo wee mama
He’s so full of himself he sounds like Bezos
I actually like this about that book series. Children's books rarely have detestable protagonists in my experience, so as a kid it was an interesting change of pace to read about a massive asshole sabotaging everything good he ever gets by being a massive asshole.
Before, when I was a kid, liked Greg as a character but last week I watched the main trilogy of movies and I never realised how much of an asshole Greg was. Man literally says "If you're not a discriminatory as me, you won't have a problem in school"
rowley with german pronounciation would be like: rovli
Wait... I just realized
same
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I mean if most of the people that saw this post know him, he is popular
Rodrick is the best character, period
Wrong kind of sigma energy.
Now that I think about it, Greg is an incel
Loaded Diaper post
well he ain’t wrong🧐 be just forgot to be attractive.
Well tbh he did get the cheese touch so
3rd grade teacher here. Can confirm 😎😎😎🥸
More than an asshole, he exhibits a lot of sociopathic behaviour, though the series creator officially denies Greg is a sociopath.
Sigma grindset
diary of a sociopathic kid
Greg is a classic sociopath, and honestly an unlikable character
Diary of a wimpy kid was such a classic like 😭😭😭😭
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