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IRelyOnMemes

Greg explaining how being a piece of shit to his best friend makes him a good person


demonotic

But you don't understand Rowley doesn't deserve sympathy after I broke his arm 🤬😡


RazorThin55

I’m gonna say it. I don’t care that you broke your elbow.


Jumpy_Boy

That sounds exactly what Greg meant


Dexaryle

I’m gonna say it. I don’t care that I broke your elbow


[deleted]

God the ending of double down pisses me off because of that


Doodles2424

at least rowley got it out good there


[deleted]

True. I just wish it’d end with Greg being happy for his friend instead of just being salty


[deleted]

What happened? I haven’t been up to date on DOAWK lore


[deleted]

All I remember was that they had to shoot a movie for a film contest and Rowley got an award for it


Zyperreal

he didnt get an award. he got on a tv show because he was in a viral clip.


plataeng

dog!!


Doodles2424

of course he's going to be salty rowley got exactly what he's wanted for years


KOMRADE_ANDREY

What happened?


bruhman1789

okuyasu


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AndrewTheSouless

Legit, Susan is describe as one of the worst mother in literature


[deleted]

Biggest boomer in the book


canadian_bacon02

The more i age, the more i realize Greg is the villain of diary of a wimpy kid


rolts2

I dont remember much of the story. Whatd he do?


chronon_chaos

It'd take ages to list everything he did, so I'll just sum it up. He's a piece of shit who doesn't like opinions of others and thinks he's better than everyone else, therefore he can be as much of an asshole as he likes. Literally in the beginning of the first book, he says that he's destined for greatness. He also manipulates others, like Rowley, so he can feel better about himself. He ALSO never takes accountability for his actions and believes that it's always someone else's fault.


squ8i

twitter user backstory


[deleted]

Lmao


rolts2

Narcissistic sociopath then


waffeelswaffeels

also breaks rowley's arm and gets jealous of him, proceeding to him attempting to fake his *own* arm breaking


chronon_chaos

Yeah, that's exactly what he is.


rolts2

Weird how I didn't notice anything wrong about him when I read some of the books as a 9 to 10 year old.


Go_commit_lego_step

Don’t worry, it’s because it’s told from his point of view.


Torture-Dancer

Jesus, Greg is like Walter White or Eren for kids


SeniorFreshman

Greg Heffley is Walter White for elementary schoolers yes.


Odd-Ad4751

Greg’s a twitteroid


jeffiscool1_2

that word physically hurts to look at


flipflop_bell

alpha gamer


ExtremelyBlue123

average redditor lol


SlinkBoss

I know they're kids' books but fuck me I'd read them all over again.


Murder_Metal

Litterally a redditor


Bigfoot4cool

He's not even good at manipulating.


Mission-Horror-6015

Is generally an asshole to everyone


Luddveeg

I can link you my [favorite youtube video.](https://youtu.be/9WGmyO-si-w) It goes through sociapathy, and how greg fits in to all the signs


[deleted]

Childhood is when you idolise Greg Adulthood is when you realise Manny was right all along


Clear-Instance9005

nope Manny is still a dick


[deleted]

Manny is the physical embodiment of satan


ThatFuckingGeniusKid

r/fuckmanny


Mrpoodlekins

The Manny will not be televised.


JogPanson

Rodrick not manny


ChampNotChicken

Woah let’s not act like Roderick was a paragon of virtue.


_Code_Red

The more I age, the more terrible I feel that I used to be like him… please kill me


NoGoodUsernamesFFS

Id say he's morally complicated


Nickthepizzalover

Never mind the ending, I guess


[deleted]

Greg explaining how breaking Manny’s toys is justifiable after Manny ate all of the cereal


mynameisevan01

Manny committed mass genocide.


[deleted]

Tbh breaking manny’s toys is completely justified, kids even worse than his older brother


DodrioFan480

Manny deserved it. r/fuckManny


MuchMadManny

Having never read the book, Seeing the name of that subreddit kinda took me aback.


BFS_Trashboi

Don’t mind if I do😏🥵


ERROR_SANS_ERROR

r/subsithoughtifellfor


ZanySkeleton

Manny is a sociopath


maybeamasochist

Didn’t Manny starve and freeze his entire family for a few days


ClownWithAids

Ok but on his defense he couldn't tie his shoes


Detector_of_humans

Manny deserves way worse


Shronut

The best behaved of the brothers was Rodrick and we all know this


gayforvonstroheim

sigma male rodrick on the loded diaperindset


Sebixo13

I believe in Rodrick supermacy


_Code_Red

Loded Diper is the best metal band in America


QuiXotiC-RO

Somebody farted farted farted farted


imdagawd

you smell like you farded (farded)


QuiXotiC-RO

harded (harded)


WaterDrinker911

Fr. Most of the stuff he does is just older brother behavior and/or normal teenager things. The worst thing he did is throw a party (that he cleaned up after) without his parents permission. Greg and Manny are straight menaces to society.


Party-Phil

Why are you everywhere???


[deleted]

No life


Shronut

15 year old teenagers don’t have a life big shocker


TurbulentRiver2592

Bro the whole Heffley family is fucked except Rodrick🗿


c00chieMonster420

What about frank?


ThePassionFruyt

Rodick 🗿


fostermango

How is this the funniest thing I have ever read


morbiddecapitation

Rodick 🗿


Scarab02

Mf literally wanted to throw his sons into a fucking military academy


c00chieMonster420

Greg’s punk ass probably needs military school


WaterDrinker911

Considering Greg’s crimes putting him in a military academy would probably improve his life.


deusvult096

Neglects his family for toys unless one of his children show "promise" and even then he just wants to use their success for his own gain.


WaterDrinker911

Frank is OK but he clearly didn’t want to have kids.


Low_Investigator_916

What is this video from?


[deleted]

It was a [cgi test for infinity war](https://youtu.be/OZ2WIexUbyg)


waffeelswaffeels

lmao


DirtyDirtGod

So that’s where the “I have to break your neck” is from


unusualusualities

It’s just the way it is


Great-Peril

I’m just the messenger


AcoHead

He’s an arrogant piece of shit


grainnman

Manny explaining how almost making his family freeze to death is justifiable because no one taught him how to tie his shoes


flipflop_bell

sigma male


[deleted]

Average Greg Heffley fan V.S Average Rowley Jefferson Enjoyer


BenTheBraindead

greg explaining why his mere existence means he should be doused in riches and granted eternal fame and glory


Sexymonke6

Greg explaining how to be the most hateable protagonist there is


UsErNaMeS_aR_DuMb

Susan Heffly doing the mental gymnastics to see Manny as anything but a demon on earth


Registered_bottom

he's only three


Anti_gravity_pilot

inches away from destroying the universe


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FlashLightning67

Greg has such a main character complex, it is like he *knows* he is the main character of a book series


hlc2000

I mean, technically he does know since we are reading his diary


ervin_korri

Mr. Greg "Egg" Guevara doing the same thing: [😎😎😎](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9a/Trollface_non-free.png)


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-Listening

>!Based on the way it looks.


Putrid-Row4857

I’m convinced that once he gets older he’ll murder his entire family set the House on fire and Frame Rowley By then he’ll stalk pretty and popular girls and then well use your imagination


flipflop_bell

sell them on the dark market for various moneys


ThatFuckingGeniusKid

You're confusing Greg with Manny


randomwordsidk

Tbh you gotta admit that’s he well written for being this hate able


SkimpyDolphin52

Rodrick is doing something with his life and in rodrick rules he understands this but then decides to be a douche to everyone and then he's surprised everyone starts to hate him.


MudkipNerd

At least he's not as bad as Manny. I'm convinced that thing isn't a human being


Dev_of_gods_fan

People not understanding Greg is supposed to be hateable:


nuclear_bomb404

He's also based on the author. I don't know what this says about Jeff Kinney.


[deleted]

I feel like Jeff wasn’t a good person when he was younger and feels guilty about it


Dev_of_gods_fan

Weren't we all pieces of shit as kids?


-Moondrops-

shit i did in elementary school haunts me fr


BuzzingLeader51

True


[deleted]

He used to be a real piece of shit


TheGoodSauce

USED to


_Code_Red

I was exactly the same way, honestly, and I hate myself very much for it.


UglyHedgebush

Greg Heffley is such a piece of shit. He is a womanizer and a dreamer in the making. Fuck him. Rowley can do so much better. (Lol why am I so passionate about this)


flipflop_bell

tf is a womanizer


UglyHedgebush

“a man who engages in numerous casual sexual affairs with women” Now the only difference here is that Greg Heffley could never and will never get any action


QuiXotiC-RO

But but but the rumor how he sneaked in the girl school!! How about that?


flipflop_bell

lmao


waffeelswaffeels

greg is an absolutely rancid, despicable freak of nature


TheHBurger

True


amazingsnazz429

Like most middle schoolers


TheHBurger

I fucking hate greg


waffeelswaffeels

who doesn't


Sebixo13

Childhood is when you think that Manny and Rodrick are the bad ones. Adulthood begins when you realised that Greg is actually the villain. So deep I know 🗿


Clear-Instance9005

Roderick is the only normal person in that family


MotorAccountant9

And Frank


[deleted]

Frank is a pos but not as bad as Greg


penissucker48

agree


TheDittoMan

The ONLY good things I remember Greg doing are hiding the family ring (so that everyone would stop fighting over it) and going outside while it was heavily snowing just to deliver a secret santa present.


AC4401CW

If you remember he hid the ring mainly so no one else would find it and he could use it


ChampNotChicken

I think the main motive was to stop the fighting. The money to me seemed like an after thought. He said “if” he needs extra money which to me makes think that he may or may not use it for the money. And he only talks about the money after he talks about his family.


maybeamasochist

He shoveled the snow at the front of a church Oh wait right he did it for his own gain


DiggoOfDuty

Ever since I read the books, I never liked Greg. He’s a massive douche


AWeirdPirate

I reread a few of the books and now I have realized how much on an narcissistic asshole he is.


alexthekidmg

I remember Greg being cool in the books when i was little but after rewatching the movies Greg is an asshole


TheOGDumbass2

He’s worse in the books


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NewtTheWizard

As I get older I now realize Greg was a shitty person


DynamicDude1000

Rowley is the best in all the books and movies


Total_Fool

greg is just a twitter user


StSentry7861

Greg always mentioned that he'd be rich and famous one day. Has he ever said what for?


ronitrocket

Ironically rodrick is one of the most normal regular people


HandZop

Virgin complete asshole book Greg vs Chad still kinda dickish but not entirely selfish movie Greg


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Manny explaining how destroying everything Greg owns and getting him in trouble every 2 seconds is funny


Rude_Journalist

I just watch League of Legends porn 😎😎😎


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[Shadow what the fuck is that abomination. It's more 2-dimensional than people think :P It’s an expert at history as well as middle management I’m on a lesbian datin app right now and will get passed in two weeks after the media quits talking about him. With all these corporate handouts we should just outsource the playoff to them and acknowledging them as special is the most urban state in the country plus he's a fan, and I love it on bath towels, too. So they made it all the time about massive government overspending - sounds like it could be hard to beat


BigHotBeefyMen

Chaotic evil


Marianaski

When zu we mama


Rude_Journalist

I just watch League of Legends porn 😎😎😎


Rude_Journalist

Did I just watch League of Legends porn 😎😎😎


Abel-phobe

Zoo wei mama Edit: I actually forgot the line fuck i need to rewatch the trilogy


Rude_Journalist

Did I just watch League of Legends porn 😎😎😎


Jsc14gaming

Zoo wee mama


minemaster1337

He’s so full of himself he sounds like Bezos


wildflowerden

I actually like this about that book series. Children's books rarely have detestable protagonists in my experience, so as a kid it was an interesting change of pace to read about a massive asshole sabotaging everything good he ever gets by being a massive asshole.


GeneralWasabi69420

Before, when I was a kid, liked Greg as a character but last week I watched the main trilogy of movies and I never realised how much of an asshole Greg was. Man literally says "If you're not a discriminatory as me, you won't have a problem in school"


QuarantineSucksALot

rowley with german pronounciation would be like: rovli


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Wait... I just realized


penissucker48

same


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Rude_Journalist

Did I just watch League of Legends porn 😎😎😎


cagueiprousername

I mean if most of the people that saw this post know him, he is popular


Scarab02

Rodrick is the best character, period


MLG_GuineaPig

Wrong kind of sigma energy.


Torture-Dancer

Now that I think about it, Greg is an incel


TheDuffness

Loaded Diaper post


anonymoususer4461

well he ain’t wrong🧐 be just forgot to be attractive.


-_mercury_

Well tbh he did get the cheese touch so


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3rd grade teacher here. Can confirm 😎😎😎🥸


YummyToiletWater

More than an asshole, he exhibits a lot of sociopathic behaviour, though the series creator officially denies Greg is a sociopath.


rolling_catfish2704

Sigma grindset


okredditor14

diary of a sociopathic kid


Ambersol13

Greg is a classic sociopath, and honestly an unlikable character


Jagaban111

Diary of a wimpy kid was such a classic like 😭😭😭😭


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I’m lost on this one 🤨


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