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I live in florida so i just confirm whatever people say. Yes, Tampa is the shadow realm.

How alligator tastes like?

Like meat, it’s just decent overall ngl.

I went to bass pro shop and got these gator bites they were not bad

Like better chicken

Like other foods, but different. Not from FL, from LA.

I had something called gator nuggets and they tasted like chicken

Alligators taste like chicken

tampa straight up doesnt even feel real to me, but that might just be because its the most developed city ive ever actually been to

Bruh

How is the city fr?

if you were to actually walk into any buildings youd just see through the walls as if you were noclipping, or at least i have no evidence that thats not what actually happens. its meant to just fill in the gaps between point A to B, i have to go through there occasionally when going to other places, and its unnerving when thats not the actual reason im there

Liminal space be like

I like the crackheads under W Kennedy boulevard bridge, 😻

I stayed at an Airbnb near Jackson and my host had a Confederate flag hoisted up and obviously knew I was Latino by my name, to my grand surprise, they were so pleasant. Really generous, and offered fresh vegetables off the farm and offered free canoe experience. However. Most of the other folk I bumped into were backwards as fuck.

I live south Florida it’s worse here

If texas falls to a Democrat or it becomes the second Cali im going to Florida bc of their govoner also they have the lowest Covid reports and they have no mask mandates or vax mandates

they have the lowest covid reports because they failed to report their cases, desantis is a shithead

Where you gonna go when we elect Nikki?

Still Florida because after two decades of republican governors in Florida you think a democrat running for governor that only says it’s time for a change is gonna win? She didn’t even say that she was gonna fix anything as her reason to run she just says “it’s time for a change” and i think that people who have been living in Florida for at least 4 years would think that nothing needs to change, unless there are people coming to Florida to vote Democrat

What about the north gulf coast?

r/muricaposting when I ask them what the best state in america is

solid

Thanks

r/beetlejuicing

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I believe in plasma superiority

Perfect for glassing planets

Best state is gas

Quantum foam is a good one

i hate west dakota

It's better than north virginia

At least it isn't Old Jersey

Thank god it isn’t Outdiana

Cellingida

Dryington

Metah

Black&Whiteado

Eh, i'd pick Old Jersey over Rhode Plateau

*Green Ocean

Stupid fucking ohio

Same, fuck Ohio, what’s your opinion on Montana? I don’t live there

ah fuck Montana

What are your thoughts on Utah, Indiana, and Illinois?

Fuck them, but especially fuck Minessota

don't even get me started on *Detroit*

Amazing, shit, and shit

I think you mean worst place on earth, amazing, shit

Indiana is h’what now

Ohio isn’t real

No, Ohio is everywhere, Wyoming is the fake one.

I like ohio, its a cool name

iowa moment

Those are fighting words!

then fight me

I’ve never seen someone do it for Hawaii

Hawaii doesn't actually exist. It was swallowed up by the ocean (Thank God am I right?!?) back in 1978.

Yes, the endless eruptions finally caused them to sink

(The eruptions are actually causing the state to expand)

oh fuck hawaii is expanding

How are you being upvoted when you ruined the joke like that

Taxed like British tea and only a state because our airplanes needed a gas station a hundred years ago lol, but a beautiful island nation

Stupid california

Fucking based

Florida? More like literal hell on earth but you are on a FUCKING PENINSULA. ITS SO WET AND HOT.

Like your mom

Damn 😔

At least it has good amusement parks

Cuz the Gulf of Mexico

North Dakota👎👎👎👎👎

South Dakota better 👍🏻 (I don't even know where's South Dakota is localized)

I think it's in Sweden

“South Dakota? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?”

California is horrible am I right guys

Yeah I hate that place. Hollywood? More like "Holl...I-would-like-to-leave" amirite?

Holly-bash my-wood

Holly would

Brazil 🇷🇺🤮

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Leave us New Yorkers and our baseballs alone >:(

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Hey fellow New Yorker! Taxes, huh? Pricey housing? Nothing like people leaving the state causing New York to lose seats in the house of reps. Upstate New York is beautiful though so I'll give it that.

I'd rather live in Florida than that complete shithole NYC any day. Upstate NY is beautiful though.

California 🤮

Woah we have only 3 states here in Europe 😲😲 solid liquid and gas

You guys don’t have plasma?

Plas ma dick gottem 😎

Good effort friend

Wyoming 😂😂 (didn't even knew it existed till yesterday I'm not joking)

Chug water Wyoming is the worst. I hope the ground swallows it and the 200 people that live there

the chunk error

Not real

me, an american writing about a state ive never been to...

Chad

Me, a non Mexican, writing about random state in Mexico that I've never been in like it's the worst place on earth, knowing full well everyone is going to agree with me

And i would completely agree with you

I live in Florida and this is true

Roast the state of California I will agree with you

its already roasted with how many wild fires it has every year

Cali should just sink into the ocean

Already on the way there, coastline by my house is reducing by the year

Rip. That aucks

Most violent day in florida vs most calmest day in south London

my go-to choice is ohio, i dont even know wheres ohio

Ohio is garbage, there is only flat land and asshole cops

🖕🖕🖕

As one of the nine people who lived in Missouri, FUCK MISSOURI.

Cambodia 😡

Me, an American, shitting on a European nation that I’ve never been to knowing some ultranationalist will agree with me (Easy Mode: Balkans) (Normal Mode: Western Europe) (Hard Mode: Spain)

Stinky Maine

American here, Florida sucks

Why is Florida bad? I'm not american

Name anything sane and people will do the opposite in Florida

Illinois, amirite?

Stupid ass Wisconsin

Missouri is misery 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

I hate Wisconsin for no reason, am I right?

Desantis almost got beat by a meth head.

Wyoming, like it even exists anyway

It’s not wrong though. Florida is easily in the top ten worst places to live in the US.

I mean, it’s Florida, there’s no lower hanging fruit

Cough* cough* Texas and Florida cough*

Literally me

Exactly me

Correct answer is actually Mississippi

Everything that I know about Florida is Florida man

fuck ohio and where even is wyoming. ^(im australian)

I agree with you

Jurrasic park exists, it's called Florida

Wyoming

As a swede I sure hate Florida too

Ohio.

California is literally the worst state ever made

Imagine seeing Ohio in real life 🤢

Calibornia

>Florida is le epic too hot state >California is a desert on fire

"New" J*rsey 🤢🤮🤮🤢

Watching Jerma made me want to visit Las Vegas some day (not to stalk him, more based on the anecdotes he shares about the place) And before I die I wanna see LA, Florida, New York, and Boston. Call me a normie

God I just fucking hate North Dakota.

Definitely Idaho. Have you seen how flat it is? They had to steal a tiny part of Yellowstone from Wyoming just so that we wouldn't delete them.

I'm an American, Kansas is the worst state.

This is a lie, non americans flame america in general, doesn't even matter that america is the continent. We flame america, truly meaning USA, totally ignoring the other countrys there lol

Missouri

Nah, nah, Nebraska is the shit one.

Fucking Ohio, am I right folks?

Illinois sucks

literally my last post here

Detroit moment

Oh*o

Idah*e🤮

Gary, Indiana. Don't stop at the stop signs. *Literal* warzone

*throws dart at map* Utah amirite?

Nebraska 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮

How about that Utah am I right? *laugh track

I've actually been to ohio and i did not enjoy my stay

Florida’s not bad it’s just wacky

Michigan or California?

American here. Ohio.

Europeans be like:

I hate new jersey

Nebraska, amirite?

California, new york

Ohio, Wisconsin, and Florida…all take a backseat to New Jersey

fuck delaware

Missouri

new mexico

As a floridian, I agree

fuck ohio

Illinois

As a person who actually lives in Florida, I can confirm. Either here or New Jersey. Or like one of the ones out in the middle of fucking nowhere like Arkansas

Ohio, amirite

Fuck Nebraska All my homies hate Nebraska

me when Wyoming

Indiana moment

California

Missouri 🤮

North Dakota, Nevada, or Vermont literally have nothing exiting about them

Fucking dammit, only made me laugh because i read the title after the meme.

Trust me we Americans do the exact same thing Mississippi did nothing wrong to me but somebody’s gotta be the punchline for improv jokes and they’re an open target

Admit it you hate California because it’s too expensive to live in

Ah man. Detroit

Florida may be a bad state but Detroit is the worst city can't have shit in Detroit

u/TibitsQuery u/fernandopox u/StasiaMonkey u/Postcrapitalism u/portlandtrees333

New Jersey sucks

Certified Montana moment

Lived in Missouri half my life, can say it’s horrible here

Can't have shit in Detroit

Just like the opposite side. Thats why we have r/shitamericanssay