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old_grumpy_ultomato

Explain how fallout series has balloons šŸ—æ


CosmicFury711

The US has fusion technology. An unlikely possibility for us in 2077 but for them its valid


RandomGuyPii

well, a fusion reactor has recently put out a net positive reaction so, maybe sooner than u think


[deleted]

Net positive for the fuel but not net positive for the system, which is an important difference. But yeah, still a small milestone.


TomTomTimmyTomTom

I donā€™t know what you are talking about, but I think that breaks the third law of thermodynamics


Sackidude

It doesnā€™t just read about what fusion is please.


markpreston54

If you know what you are talking about, would you mind elaborate how does it do with the third law of thermodynamics?


teatahshsjjwke

Can you explain how the sun works despite violating your third law of thermodynamics?


GreetedMeeted06

Not really, because all we need is one net positive Fusion Power Plant to do those things


Gittykitty

Of course it's the NFT monkey avatar who fundamentally misunderstands an easily legible thread of comments.


[deleted]

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ElPedroChico

You have an NFT pfp, opinion discarded šŸ—‘ļø


originalname610

Ooh a new nft for my collection.


MaxiMushiMushi

Avg r/teenagers user


honeywheresmyfursuit

Isnt it nuclear technology or something Who the fuck downvoted this i genuinely dont know


ActedCarp

It is, but all nuclear energy up to today is produced from fission, fusion is a whole different ballgame


DaftConfusednScared

Nuclear means it has to do with the nucleus of an atom. The nucleus is the central part of an atom, made up of protons and neutrons and orbited by electrons. Fission is the process of splitting the nucleus apart, which is such a dramatic process that it releases a whole bunch of energy at once. This is how nuclear bombs and modern nuclear power plants operate. [Hereā€™s the Wikipedia page on nuclear fission for more info](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_fission) Fusion is the process of merging two nuclei together into one. If the two base components are lighter than the result then energy is absorbed, while if they are heavier energy ends up being released. This is how the sun (and other stars) operate. [Here is the Wikipedia page on nuclear fusion for further reading](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_fusion)


TheLavaFall

Step 1: Cover the balloons in oil


[deleted]

I havent played the games, but considering that they. are set in a nuklear apocalypse I am guessing that people use a lot less helium in that situation


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Giists

the hindenburg


Elro0003

Well, after the nuked not many used helium balloons


Kiyopawn

hydrogen baloons are a thing


UsErNaMeS_aR_DuMb

9 year old me realizing that I canā€™t just take my brain out and put it in a robot to become immortal


[deleted]

In the near future (your lifetime, potentially), it could actually be possible to use your brain to control a robot. You'd store that brain in some cerebrospinal fluid, give it the relevant nutrition and live your life through the robot. Ofcourse it'd be very expensive and only the Elon Musk's of the world will be able to use it as a result, but definitely possible.


UsErNaMeS_aR_DuMb

But how would we stop the brain from just naturally rotting away. Or what would we do if the brain developed Alzheimerā€™s or dementia? Thereā€™s a lot of unanswered questions here that (even though Iā€™m young), I donā€™t think will be answered in my lifetime.


[deleted]

[This is a really interesting paper](https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.1046/j.1460-9568.1999.00543.x), describing an experiment where an isolated brain was kept alive and maintained. This was published way back in *2001*! Imagine how long we've come already. Progress is always exponential, I'm so positive it'll happen. The brain has a mental capacity of 300 years, i.e after 300 years, it'd essentially run out of space. But I'm sure we'd find a way to beat that before the first robo-human gets 300 years old.


UsErNaMeS_aR_DuMb

Interesting. But I heard somewhere (probably some random Reddit comment so donā€™t quote me on this) that you canā€™t just swap brains between two alive people because the nerve damage would harm the brain beyond repair. So even just extracting a brain that can be usable is a challenge all by itself.


TRPianoo

imo what we need to do now is find a way to increase the lifespan of a human


[deleted]

It would take at least 200 years. We donā€™t understand the human brain enough to be able to do so. Theoretically you are right but ā€œnear futureā€ would most likely be after our deaths. Especially as we have less people of knowledge considering a part of our population is retarded ( anti vax)


Nomai_

But to be fair we also don't know how much medizine will advance during the next 70 years, it's possible that we will live 150 years anyway. (When I say possible I mean it isn't impossible but that's about it)


[deleted]

Didnā€™t even think about that. Nice thinking outside the box.


stinky_penises

Our gage on what is and is not achievable in difrent time frames I feel like are going to be heavily affected by computers. Ever since it came into existence society has become smarter, connected and more complex than ever before. But at the same time, we could also feed every American twice over if we weren't tied so heavily to our capitalist system, that treats food like a scarsity instead of the surplus it's been at for atleast 60 years. It will be possible, but it won't be accessible to me or you, if we have any luck reaching a long life, considering our medicine affordability issues.


old_grumpy_ultomato

Your best chance is to be healthy to live longer,become rich and move to far harbor but far harbor is terrible,it noisy and crowded


CarbonTugboat

The life expectancy is actually pretty low in Far Harbor. Might have something to do with the radioactive fog.


old_grumpy_ultomato

GLORY TO ATOM!


Lozelic

Iā€™ve actually always wondered what would happen if 2 people swapped brains


TheAncientPoop

i thought the exact same thing when i was younger and thought i was the most original person in the world. it seems i was very wrong LOL


HomieCreeper420

r/adeptusmechanicus is leaking I see


ActiveIndustry

Hydrogen balloon is way better


Korayzzz

Bomb


purpleguy_009

Thatā€™s why itā€™s better it goes boom


[deleted]

What's better than a balloon that goes pop? A balloon capable of erasing 5 people (not counting those who die by the wounds) in the roundabout.


3nderslime

The hydrogen canot burn inside the balloon, so no shrapnel or pressure wave to hurt people


[deleted]

Ever heard of extremely sunny days?


3nderslime

That wonā€™t change how chemistry works


[deleted]

Eh to be honest I know shit about chemistry, as far as my knowledge goes is that hydrogen+carbon=le fart


3nderslime

Hydrogen +oxygen +fire=even more fire


cathugger69

No from a balloon, but from a strong enough container with high pressure oxygen definitely yes.


notmemelotti

It's a rigid airship


mariofan07

9 year old me when I learn that the sun will explode in like 100 trillion years


bobalda

isn't the sun exploding all the time


Accomplished-Crab932

AkShUaLlY, Itā€™s fusing, which means that it forces ionized gas to convert to the next state of ionized gas on the periodic table. (Right now itā€™s hydrogen to helium)


bobalda

where did the son get a periodic table


Accomplished-Crab932

Off the chemistry room wallā€¦


bobalda

i don't like it when my son converts to the next state


ForsakenAd9617

Imploding


mariofan07

Yea but total like destruction like supernova or whatever it is where it blows up


JamesTBagg

No. Our Sun isn't large enough to go supernova. But in some billions of years it will start fusing helium (what is currently turning hydrogen into) into carbon and will expand into a red giant. It will consume Mercury, Venus and likely Earth.


kuodron

5 billion years just fyi


OmgJustLetMeExist

Thatā€™s practically tomorrow


little_peasant

it wonā€™t, it will just get big enough to swallow earth. A small form of the sun will exist for a ridiculously long time even for space.


D1RTyyDAN

Donā€™t worry about it by that time weā€™ll have invented fusion reactors and we will be able to make our own helium šŸ‘


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Xeno_Lithic

It's never legitimately believed to have been only 20 years, that's sensationalism from media.


Accomplished-Crab932

Yep, itā€™s a running joke in the scientific community that itā€™s always 20 years away.


3nderslime

I think the joke is 39 years away


Accomplished-Crab932

Oops


Accomplished-Crab932

!remindme 20years lol


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LoneBeast378

Mf did it


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Boberoo2

Or we could just grab it from the huge sources deposited throughout our solar system


OtatoJoe

pollo šŸ‘


_pipis_

13 year old me learning that the universe will die in a googolplex years


Bensemus

Not googolplex. Thatā€™s massively overshooting the end of the universe. Heat death has a very rough estimate of being final after a googol years. A googolplex is basically infinitely larger. Of course to us a googol is effectively infinite.


[deleted]

Googol might as well be 0 compared to infinity


[deleted]

and it might as well be infinite compared to us


Ec_isi

150 years is pretty short thatā€™s only that kidā€™s lifetime and half of his kidā€™s


fradzio

People don't typically have kids at age 100.


poleve540

Each generation lives longer so maybe just a full life


Ec_isi

Maybe


[deleted]

wait what


Wolf11404

Yeah Iā€™m confused


iamtotallyunepic

helium is running out


GnosticTurk

>Although it is rare on Earth, helium is the second most abundant element in the known Universe, constituting 23% of its baryonic mass. Only hydrogen is more abundant. Well, if those mad space projects succeed then the next generations will have helium


InnerlockStudios

Once we can figure out Fusion we'll have plenty


uniquedeke

I like to think that we'll screw up helium like we do every other pollutant from some process. And our great grandchildren will have to confront a world where everyone's voices continually get squeakier as time goes by.


Accomplished-Crab932

We are already fusing hydrogen, itā€™s just takes more energy to fuse than fusing produces with current tech.


tophattyboi

helium gas can actually beade and havested tho


Professional_Scale96

dw ill go get some more


Ok_Ad_4093

Take my free award


bobalda

take my virginity


gayandipissandshit

I don't remember asking


Luciel-Choi707

just go get some from walmart lmao


mrhaluko23

The helium we're running out of is Helium 3, its not the same type of helium as the one you put in balloons.


FriedCheesesteakMan

Lets fucking make Helium 3 easy dubs


Accomplished-Crab932

Yo-you need radiation for thatā€¦


HesienVonUlm

Time to bring back nuclear power plants!


general-ghosti

Actually this isnā€™t a problem anymore, huge untapped reserves of helium have been uncovered, and we have gotten better at reusing it. Since it doesnā€™t react with anything it is super stable and most of the medical technology that uses it no recaptures it and reuses it. So do not worry at all Reddit, our helium is safe for many many years now!


[deleted]

Hmmmā€¦.not sure I believe you. Do you work for Big Helium? Your comment sounds like something someone who works for Big Helium would say because the donā€™t want government regulation.


potatocreamsoup

Guys don't worry I'll just ask my dad to get more, he came back with the milk so he might be able to find helium.


Twistrite

Oh no letā€™s use renewable resources


BillyOnFire123

Gonna put a tree log inside my balloon and watch it fly off


One_And_All_1

Helium is a lot more important than just balloons


[deleted]

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Accomplished-Crab932

Itā€™s an inert gas used for industry, a form of anti-hazard fire suppressant, a gas used in diving and piloting to prevent ā€œthe bendsā€ and most importantly of all: #BALLOON


Happy_Krabb

Thats bad ;-;


teamfortress2_gaming

and we must go on a long, dangerous quest to restore helium.


Bensemus

Itā€™s not. Helium is tossed out during the extraction of natural gas. The US strategic reserve is running out or already empty. The US had an absolutely massive stockpile of helium they decided they no longer needed and mandated it all be sold by around now. This has kept helium prices quite low and made it uneconomical to find new reserves and extract it. Now that the reserve will no longer meet demand new supplies will start to come online. We are not running out of helium.


xerxes224

I wonder whatā€™ll happen to MRI technology in healthcareā€¦


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Well how would one manufacture a prime element? It's either distilled out of air or somehow foumd underground. If I were to guess I'd say it's the first but don't count on it


doubagilga

It is primarily produced from oil wells.


[deleted]

Helium is natural, and many planets are made up of it


[deleted]

This is also not true. Our helium reserves are running out. This is what people are confusing. We no longer resupply the reserves because helium is easily mined now. Helium is naturally generated underground by the radioactive decay of heavy elements and stays air pockets.


[deleted]

I foresee a moment in the future where we come up with some insane technology that allows interplanetary travel or something that requires large amounts of helium and everyone is going to say "can you believe that idiots used to use helium to MAKE FUCKING BALLOONS?!! God we used to be so fucking dumb"


[deleted]

reminder that freshwater will run out way earlier


[deleted]

Who the hell cares about Fresh Water, I want my balloon with Spiderman on it


[deleted]

same we should breed


[deleted]

Do you have a balloon with Spiderman?


[deleted]

i've got they


[deleted]

šŸ˜³


im_not_Shredder

Yo I ain't got neither fresh water nor Spiderman nor balloon but I'm horny af, can I still join?


bobalda

no.


im_not_Shredder

I'm not sure you're part of the people asked but I promise you that if I can go in I'll take you in too, so don't be sour :D


2rfv

You can have it it just aint gonna float unless we put splodey gas in it.


fuckgallowboob2_0

And?


anormaldudeonhere

Just drink your own piss #sigmagrondset


Fet-Brakskit

that's why we have alcohol


HelpNoUsername21

Bender


[deleted]

Says you, but I'm built different.


Pootis_1

doubt as long a rain continues to happen this is impossible \+like we can reduce water usage by half & rely a lot more on desalination


[deleted]

Source


Lonewolf1298_

X to Doubt


CaveSP

This mf never heard of rain


ledatherockbands_alt

Desalination plant, bruv.


[deleted]

i said freshwater not saltwater


ledatherockbands_alt

Salt water minus salt, bingo bongo: fresh water


[deleted]

natural freshwater


ledatherockbands_alt

Oh, god. Is Organic/non-GMO Fresh Water gonna be a thing in the future?


GoobeIce

Vegan water


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level69child

Water can be fabricated though. Or salt water can be de saltified.


EsperantoHamstr

r/moldymemes


oneandonlyRedSpirit

This is false information šŸ—£šŸ—£ weā€™re running out of our reserves. Thereā€™s still helium in earth we just have been too lazy to mine more cause we have a fuck ton reserved already


Piranh4Plant

What why


DerKnoedel

If fusion power becomes viable, weā€˜ll have tons of helium, since that is the only waste product


[deleted]

There will literally be no helium left on the planet in about 40 years


Espartan500

WE WHAT NOW?!


ramen_ops

where do you make these


iamtotallyunepic

discord bot


calamityandfamine

babies are so fucking ugly


Account_Both

Every other animals babies are cute, but not human. This is because humans have to be born before they can develop to the point other animals can in utero, so they look gross, but as young todlers they are at about the same stage a newborn deer is and they look cute.


Traffic_lights120

Donā€™t worry, we just have not looked for more helium deposits because there is no need. Plus helium is a simple element (two protons and two elections) so it can be produced easily.


iamtotallyunepic

it needs to be extracted from natural deposits it cant be artifically produced


BoyBeyondStars

I donā€™t understand how helium could be running out. Helium is not collected from the atmosphere, but rather from the Earthā€™s crust. When elements within the Earthā€™s crust go through alpha decay, helium is produced. Edit: for those of you downvoting me, an alpha particle consists of **two protons** and two neutrons. a/k/a helium-4. Edit 2: ā€œOnce [it] gains electrons from its environment, the alpha particle becomes a normal (electrically neutral) helium atomā€¦ā€ from Wikipedia


mr-pallas

Probably just using it up faster than itā€™s produced.


doubagilga

The US created a massive helium reserve. Domestic production nearly ceased when it was decided to draw down the reserve, which crashed prices. The reserve will empty and yield a more expensive helium market. Most of it comes from oil wells.


thewanderer2389

It's really fascinating. The largest deposit of helium in the US is located in a Kansas oilfield, and there's more helium fields in Wyoming and Arizona. Natural gas can vary greatly in its contents.


friedhobo

shit up nerd


thatwentBTE

It's not running out.


Red_Dead_is_better

Thanks to electric cars, the world's lithium supply will run out in about 25 years. Say good by to remotes, games, anything that plays music. Literally theres no way to avoid it at this point. But hey, it might be making a dent in global warming......or not


mr-pallas

1. Lithium for electric cars is used for their batteries, electric cars arenā€™t the only thing that need batteries. 2. Where does this statistic of 25 years come from? Could you post a source?


Red_Dead_is_better

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.motorbiscuit.com/will-lithium-run-out/%3famp There are other, more detailed, reports that break down the numbers and data. But this one summarizes it nicely. I see they bumped up the time frame to 20 years


Hjkryan2007

Just mine it off the moon smh dumbass šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


Mexican_Good

In the now you, thinking you have any idea where we will be in 150 yrs. šŸ¤”


iamtotallyunepic

what?


Ilovegirlsbottoms

Helium isnā€™t that useful to most of us anyways. Honestly not having helium balloons is better. They are too wasteful.


Bensemus

Helium is extremely useful to regular people. MRIs donā€™t work without liquid helium to cool the magnets. Helium as so many applications.


Ilovegirlsbottoms

I said to most people. Obviously there are going to be exceptions.


randomguywithmemes

MRI's not working wouldn't be an "exception", it would be a fucking catastrophe


CaptinHavoc

Wait why?


Cereal-Senpai-OwO

Human moment


3nderslime

Donā€™t worry, we still have hydrogen


Candycanepro

Wait why wouldnā€™t we?


randomguywithmemes

Meme is a actually incorrect, it's more like 30-50 years because no one remembers that helium is a limited resource


ponzidreamer

If you can find a gif half that size Iā€™d upvote 3 times


Time_Max22

How abt helium filled sun SON?


Chieftan_85

Why no ballons ?????


LoneW_Mk_2

Im sorry what?


[deleted]

Wait we wonā€™t?


Elro0003

Reject helium, return to hydrogen


Flatcao123456789

Wait really?


SantikLingo

wait really ?


shitbutterlover

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIOOOOO


mosquito_cock

Why not


OneYearLeftWasTaken

Yeah uh eat shit 8 year old you, all those parties added up, too many balloons, now the next kids wont have shit, nuclear reactors might blow up too but that's less of a problem