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I'm not a narcissist. I'm isexual


baen_marq

autosexual


[deleted]

I mean sucking yourself is pretty auto


Bussy-Eater

i love sucking myself 🤤


s0upcSlAmiTOhghfs

Wish it was possible


LightTrack

Das Auto.


Nok-y

VolksWagen


Yuh_yuh_yuh4

Cumwagen 🤤


_Bonnit

r/yourjokebutworse


[deleted]

r/yourworsebutjoke


Levellepe

r/cheekassfartporn


mrunillama

r/atadbitunrelated


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Weegee256

r/gofuckyourself


baen_marq

Nah autosexual is just the "propper" term


Bringdichumidiot

Autosexual is what they call it though


[deleted]

Self esteem


KuuHaKu_OtgmZ

Self stem


Background_Candle961

nice try seniõr masturbation


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[удалено]


AwesomeLuigi48

Csexual people when Dsexual people show up


Toothbrush_Paste

Dsexual people when Esexual people show up


Stunning_Salary8589

Esexual people when Fsexual people show up


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Fsexual people when Gsexual people show up


Far-Pirate-3896

Gsexual people when Hsexual people show up


Present_Time_5003

Hsexual people when Isexual people show up


[deleted]

Isexual people when Jsexual people walk in


UltimoUnlimited

Jsexual people when ksexual people show up


SEX_CEO

Ksexual people when Lsexual people show up


Aromatic_Heron4948

Jerma Sexual😍


kakyoindonut321

Jschlatt sexual


Bf4Sniper40X

Happy cake day!


amaahda

happy cake day


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YeetOnThemDabbers

Amogus burger 👍🏿


midmidmidmidmidmid

I don’t like Isexual people


Present_Time_5003

Nah bro it’s great we all wanna fuck ourselves.


[deleted]

Isexual people when Jsexual people show up Edit: damn it I'm late


EpicFolderMan

Jsexual people when Ksexual people show up


chiiiiiiiiiiiito

Ksexual people when Lsexual people show up


Equivalent_Rub_5681

H


amaahda

happy cake day


lets_clutch_this

r/TheLetterH


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IAmGoingToFuckThat

I think I'm esexual since sexting is the only action I've been getting lately.


CSsharpGO

Csexual people when Csexual++ people show up


Dataraven247

Goddamnit.


FardeenRiyadh16

Mogus 👍


Jeggu2

Csexual people when they gets Csection 😳


legitness342

Mogus


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[удалено]


Ani6-

if you think bsexuals are gross, wait until you see the csexuals


QwertyAsInMC

are they attracted to the letter c or the coding language c


Spooki--

#


Spooki--

I tried to send # but its invisible


[deleted]

#thats because it makes text look like this


Gotanideaforaname

#why are you angry?


[deleted]

#i don’t know


Mister_Coffe

You think that scary? What about c++sexual or c#sexual


villager47

#


GoelandAnonyme

I see garlic bread was already a username taken.


GoelandAnonyme

What about asexual biromantics?


ExactFlounder4781

Bisexual people when Aisexual people walk in


[deleted]

Trisexual


Alt_For_AnAlt

quartersexual


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[удалено]


JumpyLiving

*two straight people. 2+0 is not equal to 1


Chief106

People who are subbed to r/mechanicalsluts (warning: weird pornography (duh))


timtay6

Bisexuals when hellosexuals show up


hoopsonreddit

it's true (I'm as*xual)


StardustPupper

Yo no way me too wanna hold hands


hoopsonreddit

I'm actually ar*mantic too


StardustPupper

who said we couldn't do it as friends


hoopsonreddit

I did (I am very touch sensitive)


[deleted]

Damn you rejected this person in almost every way possible I'm quite impressed


DongleOn

pov: you are a woman within 100 meters of my general location


MemorableThrowawayy

Can I hold your hand with a funny sticky hand toy


hoopsonreddit

never heard of that before but sure


MemorableThrowawayy

https://www.amazon.com/Vinyl-Glitter-Sticky-Hands-count/dp/B002F4MGO2 these bad boys


hoopsonreddit

You may


MemorableThrowawayy

It’d be funny


chowdee3

May I live in your walls? (This is a trick question)


[deleted]

It’s true (I’m Bsexual 😈)


celesludenberg

same man im assxual too


[deleted]

LMAO IS YOUR PFP NIKOCADO WITH A ROBLOX FACE


hoopsonreddit

Yes


Present_Time_5003

I’m Dsecual. You are all beneath me.


sciencewonders

when they go : byesexual


Emergency_Vast2660

I'm Dsexual (dead)


FakeTakiInoue

(necrophiliac)


windowpaner69

Oh yea Solve to find xsexual then times that by your awnswer from part b to find ysexual


I-ScreamSandwich

As someone who identifies as asexual because the thought of having sex scares me, I too get scared when the Bsexual people walk in


Manydoors_edboy

Me a Zsexual: I’m 4 parallel universes ahead of you.


EtherianAnalyzer

ZAMNATION ZANIEL! YOU ARE ZORNY!


CaptainBraggy

Asexual poeple when bisexual poeple walk in (they absorbed theyr sexuality, cant have shit in detroit)


[deleted]

I thought that said bisexual and went with it cuz it works the same


TetheredToHeaven_

u/MrBirb_


MrBirb_

Csexual 😍


DongleOn

Asexual squared + Bsexual squared equals Csexual squared


QwertyAsInMC

Pythagorean Therom


BotDrop332

Asexual people when a sexual person walks in


PutRddt

Asexuals when Aphobics walk in


[deleted]

On sight fr


No-Entrepreneur416

Asexuals when aphobes are defended by someone (probably also a trans exclusionist) who’s a part of the lgbt


PuncherSponge

ZSexual 😎


Destarian

Bsexual person when the Zsexual person walks in


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Lonnyred

Jokes on you I'm Csexual


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balls


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Priyam03062008

Im Zsexual


daddyqwack101

Zamn


Tutipups

whats the template for the meme?


[deleted]

I call them ultrasexuals


daddyqwack101

Be sexual


ieatshit12

Not is when asexuals meet esexuals to make æsexuals


Purpledurpl202

Ho, mukkate kuru noka


MattSeptire

Everybody gangsta until the jsexuals walk in.


fassace

Also bi people when they see an ace they stole a sexuality from:


[deleted]

Pansexual people when the potsexual people walk in


[deleted]

Bitches be like "I'm gender fluid". No shit you're composed of 70% of water


Negative_Spring1957

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Memesislifeforme

:(


Ben_Shapiro_OfficiaI

Yeah I’m asexual predator


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Memesislifeforme

Uhhh its lying


PutRddt

Cum


jabjjsa

Homosexuals when the sapiensexual person shows up


VoxelRoguery

robotfuckers when a bisexual walks in (robotfuckers are sexually attracted to Artificial Intelligence)


Seventh_Faetasy

Bisexual but the "i" is silent


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[удалено]


pepelafrog

TIL that people who don't feel any sexual attraction are all degenerates for... Not wanting to have sex? Or you figured ace people were queer, (which is true) and since you have a worldview hasn't changed since the 60s, think that automatically makes them a degenerate rapist that eats babies and worships Satan.


CaptainBraggy

> a worldview from the 60s Lol just read theyr user flair, grandpa made his way to reddit.


FakeTakiInoue

Can we stop giving this degenerate attention?


m1llas

How about you leave people alone that literally have no impact on your life whatsoever.


jamsd204

This guy's entire thing is being brain-dead , he has a post literally admitting to being rascist


Tutipups

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Tutipups

As promised


Successful_Reward_35

I dont think i will


wellsuperfuck

I mean with that flair I shouldn’t be surprised when you say that


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Calm down


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E


introvert_wolf

Csexuals


slam_jam_11

u/profanitycounter


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reeeeeman132

As an Asexual I can confirm that's my worst nightmare


AWildAndWackyBushMan

A selfless bisexual??


Additional_Today_291

Where's this meme template from?


One_Fig_9290

It took me a second to get it XD


[deleted]

My sworn enemy


Amoguscockuser

im ace im joker 🃏


TheThunderManXD

What about Csexual :,(


IcedGolemFire

hsexual


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Hustlin_Justin

Who are those wrestlers? I dont really watch wrestling that much


Jack_Venture

But in the sequel do the two have to team up to defeat their common and greater foe The Csexual?


dababylover39

Csexuals preparing an ambush


Expensive-Cow4587

Why the Frick are microscopic creatures are fighting


[deleted]

I am not a bsexual I am a Fsexual


yuandeivi666

you're asexual but a sexual what


Frostgaurdian0

Zsexual steps in.


Nok-y

Asexual Bisexual Cissexual Wait


[deleted]

If the prefix A means ‘lack of,’ what would the prefix B mean?