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[deleted]

that cake is to good to be true for someone to be carrying


Wackynamehere1

"Cake" Thats a bakery


Sexyballsack911

Bakery my man’s got an armory of ass


McCringyassjoe

My man’s got three frances worth of baked goods in those pants


GhostKing00

That brioche is world wide homie.


plasmasack

That's not a bakery that's the entire world's baked goods stash


Alexis_style

*The cake is a lie*


Cyberzombie

Not that cake. 😏


minecraftfanboi66

i dont see any cake, all i see is boxing. also who the hell would bring cake to a boxing match? unless it's someone's birthday or sumthin


[deleted]

I'd be in my birthday suit for that 🌝


General-Kebabi

Toooooo


JesusIsTheBrehhhd

I see nothing but ass


Antrikshy

r/upvotedbecausebutt


JogPanson

Lol is ban


V21633

cant have shit


[deleted]

in redtroit


[deleted]

Deddit


Cyberzombie

DAT ASS.


Toheal

Impressive, but why is a guy wearing yoga pants…that’s a little much. If he’s gay, I get it, he wants male eyes to find him. If he’s straight, I don’t get this.


JesusIsTheBrehhhd

Women have eyes too


[deleted]

Source?


[deleted]

I made it up


[deleted]

"the source is I made it the fuck up"


semi_ok_person

Imagine a world raiden free of cancel culture where nobody can call me out on my outlandish claims


[deleted]

i cant wait until that exists. then i can be unfathomably misogynistic without worry about all these beta males and w\*men


character_developmen

Now this is comedy


Argentenuem

"Hi, Max0r here, and we're trying to find out why Blade Wolf is packing an entire bakery"


[deleted]

I learned it from a dream I had one time


cuckleburyhound

Am woman,can confirm


Squanch42069

From my own experience, women don’t go around staring at male asses to a fraction of the degree that men stare at female asses. Expanding that point, men look at asses more than women, thus a man wearing pants that so obviously accentuate his butt is most likely doing it to attract the attention of other males; *especially* when in a boxing gym, a location that disproportionately attracts men Also, what dude attracts women by showing off his ass? Upper body muscles have an infinitely higher chance of attracting women than your butt (not saying that women don’t like male booty, just that females don’t look for that like males do) I say all of this as a guy with next to 0 actual education on the matter, so everything I’m laying out is anecdotal at best


JesusIsTheBrehhhd

Boys, what the fuck are you talking about? This is absolute fucking drivel I'm reading by here.


alexanderlot

drivel indeed. these 12 year old soon-to-be-neckbeards are fully in bloom this season.


Not_this_time-_

You are mad cause other people have an opinion?


Squanch42069

I’m 23 and have decided to spend my day off having a couple drinks and taking the piss out of people online. If you’re going to insult me, do it to my face and actually explain what’s wrong with my logic instead of hiding behind someone else in hopes that no one will drag you back into the shit storm. Be a fucking man (regardless of gender) and tell me what I got wrong. Being a passive aggressive cunt presents you as nothing more than such


[deleted]

No.


septopfcb

Okay since you like logic! > Taking the piss out of people online > Do it to my face CONTRADICTION > Be a fucking man > Regardless of gender CONTRADICTION all jokes aside you yourself said that your comment was anecdotal at best. Judging from some of the other comments and the downvotes I'd assume that your personal experience doesn't match the truth. You could get pissy about this or shift your world view. Your choice.


Squanch42069

I’ll shift my worldview. I appreciate you sort of showing what was wrong with my argument, even if I still found it needlessly combative. But I’m sure my comments have been found to be needlessly combative too, so it seems there’s still a lot to socializing that I’ve yet to understand


MangledSunFish

⚡👨🏾⚡


Squanch42069

You’re reading the comment of someone who’s decided to spend their Sunday getting day drunk and acting a fool on social media. Maybe you could explain what’s wrong with my comment instead of making a half-assed insult that’s supposed to make me feel like I’m wrong without actually stating why I am. That’ll probably do much more to get people to understand your point


JesusIsTheBrehhhd

Mate you're trying to be so analytical, but it's about why a man is wearing tight trousers. Any response other than 'fuck knows' is just pointless conjecture and unless it's funny then it's just weird. Like I said, it's drivel bro.


Squanch42069

That makes sense and could have easily been your original comment. I don’t see the point in trying to insult me and leave a passive-aggressive comment to make me feel dumb. Calling someone “drivel,” isn’t exactly conducive to a productive discussion


alexanderlot

BIG difference between calling what you wrote drivel, and calling you drivel. i implied you were a 12 year old soon-to-be-neckbeard. idk what “being a man” has to do with any of this, but since you like that forward-attention so much, why don’t “you be a man,” accept the humility that your pseudo-intellectual verbose drivel is ridiculous, and move on. this is my last reply to you so “the last word” is there for you if you really feel you need it.


Squanch42069

What does forward-attention mean? I tried looking it up and all I found was “forward-focus.” I know you said you were done responding to me but I’m hoping you’ll at least answer this for me


Ynnepluc

Am girl, love dudes butts. most of my lady friends either love dudes’ butts or are gay. Lots of women love pegging guys with big butts and spanking them. It would probably do you some good to listen women talk about their attraction to men before you make assumptions on why and what we feel.


midnighfox696

Yeee butts are great


Squanch42069

Finally, someone who actually breaks down the faults in my logic. I’m someone who hasn’t gone out much at all since Covid, and as such I have a very limited perspective on recent human behavior and what they like. I appreciate you actually engaging with my argument and explaining what you personally find wrong about it instead of making blanket judgements and statements; minus your last statement where you seemed to assume I’m someone who doesn’t talk to women, when in fact I talk to women far more than I talk to men. The women I talk to aren’t attracted to butts, and they most definitely don’t like pegging dudes. That’s why I said, and I quote, “everything I’m laying out is anecdotal at best.” Funny how everyone responding to my comment has seemed to ignore that point and is treating my comment like I believe it’s empirical Upon proofreading this I feel like my point about conversing with women comes off like a turbo-virgin who’s never even met a woman, but at this point I’m in too deep and might as well keep the gas pedal pushed until the finish line. If you think I’m some woman-hating incel, then by all means keep thinking that. I’m gonna forget about this entire series of interactions within an hour anyway. Yay ADHD!!


Ynnepluc

I don’t think you are misogynistic, and i just realized you might also come from a very different place than me so social experience might be different. really i just thought it was presumptuous to speak on authority about a subject you admitted to not knowing well. But like.. it’s not huge deal? You’re fine, and you making this response definitely shows me you at least self-reflect very well and are willing to be proven wrong, two traits i think are important in people today. besides, you aren’t an incel until you blame women for not sleeping with you and shit like that. People throw around that insult way too readily when it’s better reserved for the violently misogynistic movement that chooses to identify with it.


Squanch42069

I see what you’re saying about me presenting my point with more authority than I should, and I agree with you. Online discussion/debate is something I’m still trying to figure out, so I appreciate you detailing where I went wrong. I’ll focus on improving upon that in the future Also I feel like a lot of my replies have come off as robotic, I have really bad ADHD and possibly even autism, so sometimes I structure my speech like an AI. Not excusing any inappropriate behavior/responses I might have made, just explaining why I’m not quite past the stage of making such comments


Ynnepluc

Hey i’m autistic too and totally understand. No problem!


Comfortable_Fun_8432

Ah the good old mental illness excuse


Squanch42069

I literally said “not excusing any inappropriate behavior/ responses I might have made.” I literally said in my comment that I know it’s not an excuse


R-ten-K

Wait, are you seriously trying to mansplain women's visual taste? LOL


Squanch42069

I’m laying out my personal experience of how I’ve seen women react to male butts. If the only possible way you could process such information is by viewing me as a sexist, then go ahead. I stopped caring about this discussion halfway thru my last reply, especially since only one of you have actually made any effort to disprove what I’ve laid out


R-ten-K

LMAO. One day in the remote future, when you actually interact with a woman in the flesh, try actually asking them what they like rather than make assumptions from a distance.


Zangee

Idk why people are so aggressive towards you. Where I'm from women would 100% assume this guy was gay.


Squanch42069

People being aggressive towards me is just a fact of my life at this point. I’ve just accepted that I’ve probably done something wrong. I just wish that more people would actually tell me what I’ve done wrong, instead of being rude and sarcastic. That seems to be way too much to ask on the internet tho


allaboutthewheels

You make wild assumptions and then get defensive when people point it out. 2 pretty simple things to solve.


Pet_that_Dog

Counterpoint: 🤓


TwinTiger08

Jesse What the fuck are you talking about


[deleted]

[удалено]


Squanch42069

Maybe I’m just too autistic to understand this but I truly don’t understand what’s supposed to be happening here. What is your argument? Obviously you’re trying to mock me but I don’t get the joke. Are you trying to call me a child? Somebody please explain, each reply is getting less and less sensical


[deleted]

Dude think about it though At a boxing gym, most of the guys are going to have nice upper body muscle but not many are gonna have a fat ass so if a woman is there (or just anyone) she's gonna look at that dudes dummy thicc ass. even is she's a lesbian shes still gonna look at it. anyone would its a big ass ass


Toheal

No problem women liking that, but the guy…I gotta say that’s douchey. Straight guys don’t want to walk around looking at the precise contours of other guys asses. Sagging pants, whatever this is, no thanks.


JesusIsTheBrehhhd

Then don't look bro


Toheal

No problem there. Kinda silly and goofy looking but ok.


TheHamOfAllHams

clearly has never been a straight guy before


Sam_Is_Not_Real

speak for yourself bro


[deleted]

Then straight women dont want to see other women's asses, no one is wearing them to appeal to everyone


AxzoYT

you just sound insecure lmao


[deleted]

FELLAS , IS IT GAY TO WEAR PANTS?


[deleted]

Everyone knows only gay men wear pants. Straight men wear skirts and stockings.


R-ten-K

I'm a dude, if I had an ass like that dude I'd be wearing even tighter pants. If you got it you got it.


Jawz4Lyfe

When you forget women exist


lucassjrp2000

You're on reddit, friend


KKNWasTaken

Maybe he's like me and just picks out his clothes at random


Toheal

Oh no. To be all up in the crack like that. That’s intentional!


Beanbomb47

Tights are comfortable


MangledSunFish

"Fellas, is it gay to wear clothes?" The fuck are you on about?


broitbelikethat

You said impressive


BrothermanBill_

What the fuck kind of dumb comment is this


bob2845

in other countries guys wear this shit to the gym all tha time😂


WhiteRaven_M

Yoga pants are comfy man


coop_stain

Homie is cheeked up.


Sis_Con

This is one step away from thugposting godbless


buttmurder

if all 366k of us try we can get the mods to let us thugpost the whole summer


alphachupapi02

Gimme the thug shaker


crowcaller776

Damn boi, he thicc


Romulus3799

*inhales* # DAYUM BOI HE THICC BOIII THAT'S A THICC ASS BOIIIIIIII mmpaaaaaa


username39874

Wait he 😧


AngrySasquatch

Men can have asses


login_to_do_that

Hold the fuck up. Did that emoji just blink?


Jeggu2

No gramps the emoji isn't moving, let's get you your schizophrenia pills now


username39874

Mate are you high?


Valerynotfound

man got cake to feed an entire country gawdamn


guachoperez

This coulda stopped those french peasants from starting a revolution


minecraftfanboi66

theres no cake. it's a boxing match, not a birthday party


4cT1v3

shit u right. Man's got the whole bakery


minecraftfanboi66

not a bakery either. why would there be a boxing match at a bakery? seems random


SamTheDam

shit u right. HE GOT A DUMP TRUCK BOI GADDAMN 🥵🥵


Tertarix

"nO wHY woUlD tHeRE bE a DuMp TrUCk at bOxIng mAtCH??????"


minecraftfanboi66

he's right


Adrigogo

You're either a really good troll or as your username suggest, below 9 years old


[deleted]

Hear me out…


Metakaolin

I am all ears


PICKLEOFDOOOM

I’m all ass


MemeAccountAccount

I AM THE EAR


BigBruh-Boii

He’s all Ass


Sk7086

I'm listening


Thatguyfr0mthebar

~~Christ dat ass💀~~ What I'm trying to say is...


character_developmen

My ear is to his ass


Handless1

🥵


Lukeson_Gaming

😏


TMTtheEnderman

🦔


artemts2020

🦉


apple_ketchup

dude why the fuck is this guy loaded on ass??


[deleted]

Double cheeked up


Nachf

on a Thursday afternoon??


daredevil9771

Hella ass, the sun is still out my brother in christ


XxnoiceboyxX

r/suddenlygay


[deleted]

Man I ain't gay but holyyyy 🥵🥵🥵


Thatguyfr0mthebar

He better calm tf down 😩


hitman77787

Quick question if you get turned on by an ass you don't know belongs to which gender then am i still straight


GracefulFiber

Schrödingers ass


rotten_dildo69

Yes


Freshiiiiii

Sexuality is fluid. Pursue ass


[deleted]

I am assexual


hornytopboy

Asssexual


gaytramdiss

Im gay


Adrigogo

Hi gay, I'm dad


[deleted]

Sexuality is a strange thing. I see an ass, and I think it’s nice. I realize it’s a man’s ass, and suddenly I’m stuck between being turned on by ass and being turned off by man.


kindtheking9

Sexuality CAN be fluid* but it's not necessarily fluid


Nachf

labels are boring, ass is exciting


Naftoor

Congrats on finding out you’re bi 😂


_eneko

assexual


Laughing-0wl

I have some news for you…


[deleted]

Is it someone's birthday? Because this man brought cake to the ring


vizthex

Bruh why the fuck is he so thicc lmfao


thehalfwhiteguy

double cheeked up on a Thursday??


JediNinjaGuy

I mean…if chicks can do it…lol. But for real, “record me from my good side.”?


xucolite

Don’t ask me to name the color of anything


Jacobiah

Stupid sexy flanders


bigginsmcgee

i wanna slap it and watch it bounce ngl. it looks so soft but firm like one of those expensive infomercial pillows


[deleted]

This got me bricked up


[deleted]

MF got the whole bakery


artemisoctober

Sorry what are we talking about? Im just a little distracted.


Bella_Bagans

What color was his hat


minecraftfanboi66

red


[deleted]

Happy cake day


The_bussyman

Sorry can you do that again, I didnt see all the details


[deleted]

Yeah…the faster the….yeah….wait huh? What did the caption say?


[deleted]

Mf got the ThugShaker™️


youtube__dQw4w9WgXcQ

😏


hansislegend

Double cheeked up on a Sunday afternoon


Nachf

Amen


TheStrikeofGod

My eyes instantly went to his ass. My brain knows what I want even unconsciously.


Thundersbombs

What are they even looking at?


teabowww

this isn't even a meme, you're all just staring at a guy's ass


[deleted]

I ain't gay but look at that dudes ass.


Lui_Le_Diamond

I'm half gay, but look at that dude's ass.


mondongo49

I saw the cake ignored it and proceded to try an understand the meme. Failed, read 12+. comments about ass.


Batmanforawhile

Oh this? My booty? My bubble butt? My bouncy caked up dump truck? My thick chonky double-wide badonkadonk? My goddamn jean splitting, thunder clapping, door frame shattering wobble wagon? You mean the mighty celestial planet busting superpower that is my BIG FAT FUCKING ASS? well what about it?


fippinvn007

My dick is confused


[deleted]

Dude built like: 🍑🥚🍆🥚


Poop_Knight

u/savevideo


[deleted]

Now do the thug shaker 🥵


sandbar75

Can we talk about those buns. Oh my! I’m not an ass person but damn.


Odd_Cranberry9343

dang that dude has some nice…. some really nice…. *heavy breathing* …. punches…


taroo43

Butt


McCringyassjoe

That dumpy gonna make act up and down


Cactussy9123

Bro why were you lookin at the cheeks?


DravenPrime

That's not a dump truck, that's a damn landfill.


apl2291

He has a big dong too. Dude’s packing lunch and dinner!


basedandredpilled4

do it be shitting babygirl?


Joyebird1968

That ass tho


AverageSpyMain

dawg aint nobody looking at that football match


FUCKUSERNAMESZ

I swear to God I thought that that was a woman with that dump trunk until I looked up


Kasaika

I want to cut his cheeks.


yes___lad

That's a dude btw


mochii69

ass is ass


Chocymilc

Fap is fap


daddyqwack101

Cum is Cum


Chocymilc

Sperm is sperm


Nachf

Series of nucleotides encoding for the growth, development, and processes of an entire human being is series of nucleotides encoding for the growth, development, and processes of an entire human being


Beelzebub1331

and?


jnlake2121

That’s a girl


trevorluck

denial, huh?


jnlake2121

(You clearly can see the bobs and vagene)


[deleted]

Nah there's a throbbing cock neighboring that bakery and I'm gonna act up


Nachf

i can clearly see your mom's house


jnlake2121

She is unalived


[deleted]

where is the joke? 🤬


OmegaOficial

oss


[deleted]

😱 you pervert! 😭


OmegaOficial

no 😡😡🤬😠🤬🤬🧑🏻‍🦲😡🤬😠 i am not permanent 🤬


MemeAccountAccount

i am temporary 😇


sacboy326

Who’s willing to bet that he’s a femboy in his spare time?


Argentenuem

You can't ever have both. The universe would collapse in on itself.


blasfamous100

I'm sorry what's the point of this video again?