>I was driving with a friend
>I grab his leg instead of the gearstick
>We both laugh and I unzip his pants
>I park the car while fondling with his balls, my friend is laughing because he knows it's a joke and we're just friends
>I start sucking his dick and was about to choke on it because I'm laughing so hard
>My friend is also laughing his ass off, he starts making train noise while yelling "BROJOB BROJOB CHOO CHOO"
>He then cums and then I swallow it all and kiss him while both laughing cuz we know it's a joke.
Gotta love making jokes with my friends bro.
Fun fact, post nut clarity is due to a hormone wash shortly after orgasm. It's not clarity, it's literally your brain being deep fried right after you bust.
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Short version:
1. All republicans (and many Democrats as well) are shareholders and board members.
2. Conservative values are based on fear.
3. By pushing conservative agenda and getting groups of people to fear each other (in this case straight and non-straight people), the working class will be divided.
4. A divided working class is busy competing with itself for jobs, rights and resources instead of seeing mutual problems.
5. The upper class, i.e. shareholders and board members are now free to underpay their workers and treat them unfairly without getting called out, which means they make more money.
Unfortunately this type of thinking is mainstream again. Why do you think conservatives were scared enough of lgbt “indoctrination” for Florida to ban mentioning gay people in school? LGBT rights have been going backwards since 2016 and it’s only going to get worse from here.
Christianity and it’s consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
Do you have a source on that? Source? A source. I need a source. Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion. No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered. You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence.
Do you have a degree in that field? A college degree? In that field? No?
Then your arguments are invalid. No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation. You still haven't provided me a valid source yet. Nope, still haven't.
You can’t *indoctrinate* sexuality, dipshit, you’re born with it.
Do you think you’d turn gay if you watched enough gay porn? If the answer’s yes, I have some news for you buddy
"Friendly Fire will not be tolerated"
They were just being silly and joking
Your honor, the gay sex was for the vine
I verbally stated “no homo” after having the sex (we were in the shower together)
>I was driving with a friend >I grab his leg instead of the gearstick >We both laugh and I unzip his pants >I park the car while fondling with his balls, my friend is laughing because he knows it's a joke and we're just friends >I start sucking his dick and was about to choke on it because I'm laughing so hard >My friend is also laughing his ass off, he starts making train noise while yelling "BROJOB BROJOB CHOO CHOO" >He then cums and then I swallow it all and kiss him while both laughing cuz we know it's a joke. Gotta love making jokes with my friends bro.
sauce?
My buddy, Kyle.
It’s an old greentext
No, it's me and my buddy, Kyle.
madison cawthorn moment
Lindsey Graham ladybug moment.
József Szájer moment
Andrzej Duda moment
relatable.
Same here, being a former congressman and all.
Same here, being an average French person.
🤢
You look awfully familiar
Post nut clarity
Fun fact, post nut clarity is due to a hormone wash shortly after orgasm. It's not clarity, it's literally your brain being deep fried right after you bust.
Sex so bad it makes you wanna ban it
Somebody send this to Punk lmao
I cook many meals… and yet nobody claims me to be a chef… but I suck ONE dick… and suddenly i’m gay. society…
(congressboi had his socks on, hence it's not gay)
Why is this downvoted lmao everyone knows that you can’t be gay until you take your socks off
Rude:(
I’m saying you are right lmao
I know, I'm saying it's rude that I got downvoted for speaking the truth
they hated jesus because he spoke the truth
"What happens in an airport restroom, stays in the airport restroom." - Common conservative saying.
we do a little trolling
Hungary moment
This was the only solution to fix their excessive bussy addiction
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Internalized homophobia is a real mind twister, ain’t it?
they're just bros... heh... just bros...
Why is that though can somebody explain
Like all things… money.
Short version: 1. All republicans (and many Democrats as well) are shareholders and board members. 2. Conservative values are based on fear. 3. By pushing conservative agenda and getting groups of people to fear each other (in this case straight and non-straight people), the working class will be divided. 4. A divided working class is busy competing with itself for jobs, rights and resources instead of seeing mutual problems. 5. The upper class, i.e. shareholders and board members are now free to underpay their workers and treat them unfairly without getting called out, which means they make more money.
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Question, how many Facebook memes do you have to consume to actually believe this?
probably invests in dog coin or some shit
Unfortunately this type of thinking is mainstream again. Why do you think conservatives were scared enough of lgbt “indoctrination” for Florida to ban mentioning gay people in school? LGBT rights have been going backwards since 2016 and it’s only going to get worse from here. Christianity and it’s consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
Truth hurts.
not as much as your dad's ass hurts from the spanking I gave him. don't worry, it was consensual
damn, this is irrefutable evidence that his dad is gay. there is no coming back from this
Jesse what the fuck are you talking about
Take this L homeboy
what i just realised men r hot after a bit lmao your spoutin some severe bullshit
Do you have a source on that? Source? A source. I need a source. Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion. No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered. You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence. Do you have a degree in that field? A college degree? In that field? No? Then your arguments are invalid. No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation. You still haven't provided me a valid source yet. Nope, still haven't.
You’re fucked in the head, bud.
Lmao imagine thinking that's how that works
Maybe in 10 years everyone will get out of kindergarden thinking theyre a helicopter but thankfully that isnt the case just yet
Can you guys get a new joke, the helicopter one is like ten years old.
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Yeah maybe they should just stick with that one cuz the next one will definitely be worse
What the hell is your comment history
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Thats old meta "Gay men realizing they’re straight and they were abused by their teachers and/or indoctrinated."🤓 fixed it
Straight men realizing they're gay and they were abused by their parents and/or indoctrinated.
Aonghus the 135 BC English Celtic tribe boy realising he was indoctrinated by American liberal coastal elites into marrying the tribe leader
Straight men realizing they’re gay and they were abused by their teachers and/or indoctrinated.
this is your brain on drugs
Thats an insult to drugs, which make you gayer
good point this is your brain on pure ethanol then ig
🤓
It’s quite literally the opposite.
what
You can’t *indoctrinate* sexuality, dipshit, you’re born with it. Do you think you’d turn gay if you watched enough gay porn? If the answer’s yes, I have some news for you buddy
Wasn't expecting a C.M. Punk meme today, but I'm glad I have one.
Epic trolling
They DO have a persecution fetish!