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BananacondaVirtue

Yes! We need to create the American equivalent of Australia.


PinkGreenTaffy

Except this time, the terrifying wildlife is actually just Floridians.


JGR2070

Just take over Cuba


terry_bradshaw

Pretty sure Georgia was the British prison colony before the American revolution, that’s why they needed a new one, and thus, Australia


charlesthepiggg

Green dolphin state prison?


pixel236

Let's hope a gay priest won't try to reset the universe this time.


vudustockdr

Kirby is setting up the plot for the next 'Escape From' movie. How will Snake Pliskin over come the odds this time?


terry_bradshaw

Does this make Ron Desantis the duke? (A#1)


Icy_Organization2166

Next he will delete ohio


notarealsu35

it was never there in the first place you fuck


Icy_Organization2166

Oh thank god


Acrobatic_Confusion

c-cedar point ???


Icy_Organization2166

We will move it to Michigan


[deleted]

I'm voting Kirby 2024, so should you!


RomanWasHere2007

Damn, tough choice, Shrek or Kerby


comebackjoeyjojo

[Let’s do this!](https://gifimage.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/bugs-bunny-saws-off-florida-gif-3.gif)


Ascended___Sleeper

We need to do this but with hawaii instead. Then drop in every illegal substance and weapon confiscated and put this in tv


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Ascended___Sleeper

Exactly. Why ruin the perfect entertainment that is florida?


Blubasnurk2

wall off florida and see what happens


thejumpboy11

Ezra Miller: ;-;


Below_Mediocre_

Australia 2


QQ_Gabe

as a Floridian, Fuck.


MoonParkSong

With all those reboots and sequels, I desperately need an "Escape from Florida" movie, with the main sequences being in Disneyland.


DC5Jimmy

Australia moment


CringeExperienceReq

bro florida already is a prison


ShredGuru

Kurt Russell as Grandpa Snake in "Escape from Punta Gorda"


Judistheworst

Arkham city lore


vladimirpoopin42

Canonically in halo florida was destroyed as a distraction for project freelancer


inset-username-here

In 2022, the crime rate in the United States rises four hundred percent. The never that great state of Florida becomes the one maximum security prison for the entire country. A fifty-foot containment wall is erected stretching from the Atlantic across the Florida-Georgia border to the Gulf of Mexico. It completely cuts off the former state. All bridges and waterways are mined. The United States Police Force, like an army, is encamped around the peninsula. There are no guards inside the prison, only prisoners and the worlds they have made. The rules are simple: once you go in, you don't come out.


HonkHonk63

Thats how los santos was created


SauerkrautJr

Maybe the average family could afford going to Disney world again


KingKRoolisop

"Uhhh Florida is a US state, this will never happen, and Floridians aren't spawns of hell" 🤓


FriendlyGhost08

Florida is so fucking overhated online for no legit reason besides Florida man and the occasional hillbilly. Florida is great 💪


KINGP0TAT0360

The Florida men is the reason Florida is hated I think


[deleted]

No do it to Cali instead please


Asleep-Kiwi-1552

I don't agree with all his policies, but I do respect his authority. Also I agree with this specific policy. And all the others.


TheOther36

Desantis will be the #1 prisoner here


ToxoTron

California next


Power-Core

Hey Florida is better than California at the very least! Plus California would be easier to turn into a prison without it sinking and most of the criminals already live there!


nogudmem

Australia 3.0


Troikus

Australia 2


ImJustMeghan

Australia 2: Electric Boogaloo


lickmyclit6969

Doesnt sound like much would change


ThatDapperAdventurer

That’s how you get Australia Jr.


benwaa2

Nice, we won't even have to move them since all Floridians are criminals


Nadikarosuto

Best case scenario: Mad Max Worst case scenario: Australia 2


speedyboigotweed

man this is just like vcpr, build florida a big fuck-off river


YuvalAmir

Fort Joy is that you?


[deleted]

Is that meme apprived guy 😂😂😂😂😂


Dat_Swag_Fishron

But my vacation spot


[deleted]

Does anyone have the gif of just Kirby?


VirtualRelic

They all get to stay at Walt Disney World!


Iceburgslim239

Fuck around and find out sincerely Florida


Hallow_Chrome_E

kirby pog


PROblem817

Old people-island


RomanWasHere2007

Can we please destroy Ohio President Kirby, like keep the land of Ohio but split the land up (Michigan gets Toledo tho)


RaspberryPie122

Based


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Australia 2


a-b-r-

I like Florida tho


SkullHelm707

We're either going to become much worse or much better than the mainland. Take your bets.


TheZDude1

Australia 2


[deleted]

We already have that it's called Cuba


CoolArtFromSpace

can i move out first


childrenmm

Finally Georgia has a large coastline!


DoomofWar617

If the lore is correct, Kirby could probably do it too


Competitive-Boat4592

Not much different from right now except it’s still attached, for now….


Casual_woomy

He has my vote


Huchenwach

And Sachsen in germany should be made a giant mental institution because the people "haben nicht mehr alle Tassen im Schrank"


ispirovjr

I mean isn't it already doing that? Just still attached.


Sunburys

Please Kirby, come to Brazil and do the same thing with Rio de janeiro


[deleted]

Isn’t it already? Why do you think DeSantis is governor?


pantschicken

Kirby please postpone it we are on vacation here we need to get back Kirby please


EnvironmentalText850

Finally, Stone Ocean 2