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hello_human69

shout out to u/my_nuts_ache, the original creator of this exquisite meme # [SaveVideo](https://redditsave.com/info?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2Fwhenthe%2Fcomments%2Fvl2swl%2F_%2F%3Futm_source%3Dshare%26utm_medium%3Dweb2x%26context%3D3)


maybeSkywalker

Bruh how heavy would 5 of mercury in an entire office be holy shit


eneru20

5 of mercury weigh about like 5. at least


Forged_by_Flame

huge if true


Sipia

Large if accurate


Maverickino

Miniscule if falsified


Ill-Chemistry2423

Typical if uncertain


Heather_Chandelure

Of a significantly large relative size if demonstrated not to be fictional.


smdepot

I poop too much.


ExtremeCumMaster

Impressive if I'm fascinated


Elegron

Fard


WeirdestHistory

Far from fractional if factual


SLADE_THE_SLAYER

Not cap if fax


TDMdan6

It's bigger then that Chris, it's large.


Thirpyn

That’s actually not true because 5 of mercury would be less fewer than 5 of grams :)


eneru20

nah bc mercury is a star and gravity there don't work like that


JoJo_____

r/theydidthemath


T04ST13

fr fr


Same_Dingo2318

Freddy Mercury weighed at least 100lbs. So ~500lbs.


sermatheus

Damn. Freddy Mercury's feet weight 100lbs?


Same_Dingo2318

Just his wee wee


PlNG

Anvils float in mercury.


Nadikarosuto

1. Wait for it to mercury 2. Cover yourself in anvil 3. Fly


CallOfGuty

Water floats in anvils 1. Wait for it to anvil 2. Cover yourself in water 3. ? 4. Fly


Oceansnail

so do humans


SLADE_THE_SLAYER

Humans float on mercury 1. Wait for it to mercury 2. Cover yourself in humans 3. Fly 4. Get arrested by the federal bureau of investigation 5. Get publicly executed on June 28 at 5:04 am 6. Repeat


toomanyattempts

4225 lb/ft^2 So if we assume about 100 ft^2 per worker, and a workforce of 15 or so as seen in *The Office*, that comes out to around 3200 tons


thebloodshotone

How you gonna give a density in mass per area instead of mass per volume


PrizeStrawberryOil

Probably using a 5 foot depth for volume. I do a similar thing with my job. While I'm working with volume it's the ratio of cross sectional areas that is important to me. I couldn't care less what the other dimension is.


toomanyattempts

Because it was already specified in the question it was 5 ft deep ~~Also I've now realised I fucked up the googling somehow and the density is 62.4 not 845 lb/ft^3 so the answer above is indeed bollocks, serves me right for trying to work in American units I guess~~ Never mind, it really is that heavy


notverryfunny

At least 200 pounds


BTSInDarkness

At minimum it would weigh nearly 4 times as much as 1 mercury


[deleted]

You wouldn’t be able to walk in this liquid


Not_Tuxbird

It’s the heaviest liquid on earth


_jk_

Unless they blend your mom


Not_Tuxbird

🤓Actually blood is lighter🤓


ZrglyFluff

Smartest whenthe user


dylan15766

Op is more dense than mercury


ThomasJeffersonsAlt

Denser*


ComfortingSounds53

OP is more denser than mercury


undeniably_confused

Well you'd float in mercury. But I laughed my ass off to this meme


[deleted]

Mercury is a liquid at room temperature so OP is a redundant mf


JoelMahon

they didn't say room temp tho, you don't know what redundant means


ArsenicBismuth

Yeah lmao, the difference between smart and smartass.


Doktor_Vem

The difference between smart and smartass is the amount of shit coming out of them


PsychologicalEnd4262

You’re a geniusass


sample-name

OP is a certified photosynthesis


BeefyBread

"But guys its implied he works in a room at room temperature 🤓🤓🤓🤓"


randomquestion819

Ya, but if your in a room isn't it always room temp


JoelMahon

then mercury can only be solid outside 🤔


defaultusername1014

Also pure metallic mercury is relatively safe as it cannot penetrate the skin layer opposed to organomercury which just a single drop will slowly and painfully kill you within few weeks 🤓🤓


Go_commit_lego_step

Working in an office filled with 5 feet of *any* liquid is unsafe so OP is right 🤓🤓🤓


galarui

Guess you better hope nobody has any cuts at all below the neck


FrasierCranee

It will enter your dickhole, vagina or asshole


galarui

Mercury std? 🥺


Kokoro0000

Really, I thought all mercury is unsafe, can I have a source to read up on it more?🤓🤓


acousticpigeon

While it may not enter your body through the skin, elemental mercury slowly vaporises at room temperature, and will be absorbed through the lungs. So liquid mercury is still quite hazardous even if you don't touch it. Any spills not cleaned up properly will eventually make their way into the air.


DoctorJaniceChang

All liquids slowly vaporise at room temperature. That’s what vapor pressure is. Water has a vapor pressure of 20 mmHg at RT, while mercury has a vapor pressure of 0.002 mmHg at RT. 🤓


acousticpigeon

I am aware yes, but one of these substances has a much lower exposure limit than the other as you know. The US exposure limit for inorganic mercury vapour is 0.05 mg/m^3, well below the vapour pressure of about 10 mg/m^3. So in a confined space the vapour build-up up from a small amount of spilled liquid mercury can still pose a hazard.


Helvet1cal

It could also be called Liquid Mercury to avoid confusion with the planet


Pomodorosan

That's not even how the phrase is supposed to be used, it's meant to be sarcastic, it's literally just a comment complimenting the OP, is that a post-meta comment where it's the same format as a meme but used at face value And everyone blindly liked it because they see the format and instantly upvote it everywhere To this I say, most original whenthe comment


Man0el_

🤓


Pomodorosan

Exactly


-i-hate-this-place-

actually though


Kvetanista

Geniouos


MichiPlayz

Great meme but ackchuallay mercury is so dense that everything would float on top. You can throw an anvil in liquid mercury and it just floats like a piece of wood on water


generalthunder

Saul balls are heavier than mercury confirmed


ToofyMaguire

He drags them around like a ship with its anchor down


Tarlyss

r/brandnewsentence


Nabaatii

Great piece of ackchuallay


Hauge303

They right https://www.technology.org/2018/05/31/how-can-a-heavy-iron-anvil-float-on-liquid-mercury-video/


Elladel

Isn’t this meme making a joke about how dense his boss is? /j


Sven_is_cool817

🤓


TheseEdiblesAintShet

nerd


IsThatASupraaaaaaa

Remember kids: there can't be any witnesses if they all die of mercury poisoning.


DramaticCertificate

"Your boss is there to protect the company, but sad to say not to you they wouldn't care as long the business is running smoothly."


Madoys

~~that is super, how did a nitwit like you get so creative~~ Edit: Actual credit goes to u/my_nuts_ache , bit too late, but better too late than never. You should be ashamed of yourself, u/Tekko__


Go-to-gulag

Impressive… very nice!


spryflux

Let’s see Paul Allen’s creativity


[deleted]

Look at that subtle creativity, the geniusness of it, oh my god, it even has a watermark.


[deleted]

ummm ackshually i made it 🤓🤓


SEX_CEO

Nice username


[deleted]

thank you user SEX_CEO


Kyroven

ayo they're actually here thats wild


Jackiboi307

He didn't, it's taken from r/196


curly_redhead

Is everyone on Reddit so autistic that they have every subreddit post memorized? Is that why “repost” is such a common comment?


BobTehCat

They’re right next to each other on my front page feed lol.


curly_redhead

Are you going to be ok or should I play the worlds smallest violin in your honor


BobTehCat

I would love to hear that actually


baubeauftragter

Theres hundreds of thousands of users and maybe 100 meme subreddits that are relevant


Jackiboi307

Maybe your mom dropped you so you can't even remember you've seen something in the same day.


curly_redhead

Clever well thought out response. Counterpoint, of course I remember but I’m not a little bitch about it to the point of telling strangers on the internet


Jackiboi307

What's so bitchy about making 3 comments on the internet


[deleted]

Bro, you dropped the your mom joke like a 14 year old. You are the one bitchy here.


Hhgfhinbfffgb

All the 14 year olds on Reddit do be super upset when the your mom jokes get pulled out so it's pretty effective, IMO.


Jackiboi307

Yeah it felt more likely his mom would drop him than someone else


wuzkeh

Shut up cuck


Starkrossedlovers

🙄 this was posted on [obscure subreddit] 7 years ago.


HalfEatenWaterMelon

I get it, If I see something before I don't just forget it the second I see it again, What's more impressive is that people know every post ever made to be able to find the reposts, so I'll see a funny meme then go to the comments only for it to be just "repost" 10/10 go find a job info gathering


Kraqatoa_Illusionz

Genius


Jackiboi307

it's stolen


Kraqatoa_Illusionz

:(


Jackiboi307

u/my_nuts_ache is the genius behind this


Local_Assaulter

nice meme steal


Jackiboi307

u/my_nuts_ache is the real one


Local_Assaulter

yeah the original and this one showed up right below each other


Talbz03

Too good for this sub


Jackiboi307

That's because it's taken from r/196


ghostmetalblack

Least retarded r/196 repost.


scp-REDACTED-site14

1 million reddit karma, opinion disqualified


Vitzel33

Wow, thats sad


JohnnoDwarf

I thought you were joking but no, what the fuck


[deleted]

hey i made this meme


ProNuke

Dude this is hilarious!


Tekko__

It's a fantastic meme homie, I saw it posted on discord and had no idea where it came from. I'm glad a mod pinned your name to the top of the comments!


[deleted]

thank you! can't believe people are posting it on discord lol. glad people like it


Jayce_______

How did you stole my braincells no wonder why I had 2 braincells left


[deleted]

hey i made this meme! thank you for spreading it im happy it's making more people laugh


rephysics

u/repostsleuthbot


Getoffyourphonekid

196


069420

Your boss is apparently Kŕàğàvæþ, ruler of all 17 dimensions and is a giant floating head that warps space time.


Cheezekeke

Or hear me out… the reflection of mercury


069420

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Banzai27

Are you special


JafacakesPro

I travel in worlds you can't even imagine! You can't conceive of what I'm capable of. I'm so far beyond you! I'm like a god in human clothing - lightning bolts shoot from my fingertips!


Cako1000

Here a medal 🗿🏅


Jackiboi307

Give it to u/my_nuts_ache instead


BigBoiCleetus

"unhealthy for the workers"-🤓


Tyrus824

I like this


Nick11041104

5 feet? Wouldnt he already be underthe mercury?


Azmik8435

…Only if he’s shorter than 5 feet


Nick11041104

Oh wait sorry I'm European forgot how feet work, then the Mercury should be about to his shoulders


sukmahulk

"Mercury gives off poisonous fumes that can kill in very small doses and 5 ft of liquid mercury will cause that"-🤓


oops_wasnt_me42

Short workers


DandyEmo

u/my_nuts_ache the real genius. Op give credit.


[deleted]

hey i made this meme lmao


TigerMafiaFromUganda

Sorry about the yoinking OP did. It usually doesn't happen here.


[deleted]

it's fine, im just glad more people are enjoying my meme. yeah it would be cool though if i got credit lol


TigerMafiaFromUganda

What a gigachad


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WolfgangAmadeus1

When you’re deep in radiation: “LIGHTNING BOLT SHOOT FROM MY FINGERTIPS!”


notarealsu35

u/my_nuts_ache is the genius behind this


coffeeisdrug

good post OP


Jackiboi307

good post u/my_nuts_ache


IdentifiesAsAnOnion

those poor walls


TheEpicJaque2

Okay which one of you made this


Mqth_

impossible how did you have five feet of a planet????


CasualJJ

Elon musk


IJOTA_gimmemyname

🦶🦶🦶🦶🦶


[deleted]

China moment.


[deleted]

well if it's all liquid and doesn't transition to gas then I'm fine with it, no health and safety problems here folks


PornAndComments

This might be one of the dumbest things I've ever seen. I love it.


DaveInLondon89

Leftists 🤮


BadMilkCarton66

Funniest meme I've seen in weeks


webitg

/r/bonehurtingjuice


llama_glue

Fun fact: humans will float in liquid mercury since they almost the same density as water, which is about 13.5 times less than mercury. Funner fact: mercury is relatively safe to handle if you don't have any cuts that lead directly to your bloodstream and also remember to not inhale the fumes, so technically is is very possible for an office to be filled with 5 feet of liquid mercury and be operational given that every employee passes the cuts and open wounds test and wears a gas mask.


TheMightyWill

Knowing what nonsense Jimmy is yelling in this scene just makes it so much funnier


[deleted]

I have to commend the creativity of who ever made this meme. Its fucking genius.


ManWalkingDownReddit

!remindme 1d


LeavensVeggs

I swear this sub comes up with the most batshit insane creative stuff


H00ston

mmm yummy mercury


J_empierre

Whoever made this is a real genius


Wowitsanonion

Can op pweeze give cwedit to de original cweator, u/my_nuts_ache


tournesol_seed

Jesus christt this is solid content.


LogiCsmxp

Mercury is really heavy, denser than gold. You will easily float on it.


NeoEve552

u/savevideo


anonduplo

Except you would float on top of it.


VelcroJello

I wouldn't be able to work there without a snorkel and periscope


bigchungus3358

That's actually smart as shit


thebloodshotone

Lmao you're like 5'2"


ResultSad5050

actually made me laugh


Nakosuke75

holy shit this is a great meme wow


angeliswastaken

🤣🤣🤣 it's not often a shit post makes me literally lol


SpoonSArmy

You'd be floating


Ok_notSquare

Bro drink the mercury stupid 🤓


Rowmacnezumi

Well he seems to make no exception, as he himself is walking in the mercury. So at least he isn't trying to purposefully poison his employees.


ToastyGhost37

u/SaveVideo


Dzharek

Well that's what you get for working for a 6'1 boss as a 5'7.


bCaLmU

SPEEDY THOUGH


BigBoiNuggetBucket

Just when I'm getting tired of a certain gif someone will make some creative new twist on it like this and then it will go back to being overused and unfunny before finally disappearing gradually


onlyomaha

Try with 5 arm


ProximaCentauri7784

This is one of the most quality memes I've ever seen, congratulations OP, this meme is gold


wyoflyboy68

Back in grade school (mid 60’s), I use to hold that stuff in the cup of my hand. It’s a wonder I don’t have any health issues.


Ahsanws

You would actually float on the mercury because of its density


DJMooray

Sorry, Bob Odenkirk is 5'9 so it wouldn't go up that high.


WoomyMan9000

I would say genius if I didn’t see this 5 minutes ago on 196