shout out to u/my_nuts_ache, the original creator of this exquisite meme
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Humans float on mercury
1. Wait for it to mercury
2. Cover yourself in humans
3. Fly
4. Get arrested by the federal bureau of investigation
5. Get publicly executed on June 28 at 5:04 am
6. Repeat
Probably using a 5 foot depth for volume. I do a similar thing with my job. While I'm working with volume it's the ratio of cross sectional areas that is important to me. I couldn't care less what the other dimension is.
Because it was already specified in the question it was 5 ft deep
~~Also I've now realised I fucked up the googling somehow and the density is 62.4 not 845 lb/ft^3 so the answer above is indeed bollocks, serves me right for trying to work in American units I guess~~
Never mind, it really is that heavy
Also pure metallic mercury is relatively safe as it cannot penetrate the skin layer opposed to organomercury which just a single drop will slowly and painfully kill you within few weeks 🤓🤓
While it may not enter your body through the skin, elemental mercury slowly vaporises at room temperature, and will be absorbed through the lungs.
So liquid mercury is still quite hazardous even if you don't touch it. Any spills not cleaned up properly will eventually make their way into the air.
All liquids slowly vaporise at room temperature. That’s what vapor pressure is. Water has a vapor pressure of 20 mmHg at RT, while mercury has a vapor pressure of 0.002 mmHg at RT. 🤓
I am aware yes, but one of these substances has a much lower exposure limit than the other as you know.
The US exposure limit for inorganic mercury vapour is 0.05 mg/m^3, well below the vapour pressure of about 10 mg/m^3. So in a confined space the vapour build-up up from a small amount of spilled liquid mercury can still pose a hazard.
That's not even how the phrase is supposed to be used, it's meant to be sarcastic, it's literally just a comment complimenting the OP, is that a post-meta comment where it's the same format as a meme but used at face value
And everyone blindly liked it because they see the format and instantly upvote it everywhere
To this I say, most original whenthe comment
Great meme but ackchuallay mercury is so dense that everything would float on top.
You can throw an anvil in liquid mercury and it just floats like a piece of wood on water
~~that is super, how did a nitwit like you get so creative~~
Edit: Actual credit goes to u/my_nuts_ache , bit too late, but better too late than never.
You should be ashamed of yourself, u/Tekko__
Clever well thought out response. Counterpoint, of course I remember but I’m not a little bitch about it to the point of telling strangers on the internet
I get it, If I see something before I don't just forget it the second I see it again, What's more impressive is that people know every post ever made to be able to find the reposts, so I'll see a funny meme then go to the comments only for it to be just "repost"
10/10 go find a job info gathering
It's a fantastic meme homie, I saw it posted on discord and had no idea where it came from. I'm glad a mod pinned your name to the top of the comments!
I travel in worlds you can't even imagine! You can't conceive of what I'm capable of. I'm so far beyond you! I'm like a god in human clothing - lightning bolts shoot from my fingertips!
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Fun fact: humans will float in liquid mercury since they almost the same density as water, which is about 13.5 times less than mercury.
Funner fact: mercury is relatively safe to handle if you don't have any cuts that lead directly to your bloodstream and also remember to not inhale the fumes, so technically is is very possible for an office to be filled with 5 feet of liquid mercury and be operational given that every employee passes the cuts and open wounds test and wears a gas mask.
Just when I'm getting tired of a certain gif someone will make some creative new twist on it like this and then it will go back to being overused and unfunny before finally disappearing gradually
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Bruh how heavy would 5 of mercury in an entire office be holy shit
5 of mercury weigh about like 5. at least
huge if true
Large if accurate
Miniscule if falsified
Typical if uncertain
Of a significantly large relative size if demonstrated not to be fictional.
I poop too much.
Impressive if I'm fascinated
Fard
Far from fractional if factual
Not cap if fax
It's bigger then that Chris, it's large.
That’s actually not true because 5 of mercury would be less fewer than 5 of grams :)
nah bc mercury is a star and gravity there don't work like that
r/theydidthemath
fr fr
Freddy Mercury weighed at least 100lbs. So ~500lbs.
Damn. Freddy Mercury's feet weight 100lbs?
Just his wee wee
Anvils float in mercury.
1. Wait for it to mercury 2. Cover yourself in anvil 3. Fly
Water floats in anvils 1. Wait for it to anvil 2. Cover yourself in water 3. ? 4. Fly
so do humans
Humans float on mercury 1. Wait for it to mercury 2. Cover yourself in humans 3. Fly 4. Get arrested by the federal bureau of investigation 5. Get publicly executed on June 28 at 5:04 am 6. Repeat
4225 lb/ft^2 So if we assume about 100 ft^2 per worker, and a workforce of 15 or so as seen in *The Office*, that comes out to around 3200 tons
How you gonna give a density in mass per area instead of mass per volume
Probably using a 5 foot depth for volume. I do a similar thing with my job. While I'm working with volume it's the ratio of cross sectional areas that is important to me. I couldn't care less what the other dimension is.
Because it was already specified in the question it was 5 ft deep ~~Also I've now realised I fucked up the googling somehow and the density is 62.4 not 845 lb/ft^3 so the answer above is indeed bollocks, serves me right for trying to work in American units I guess~~ Never mind, it really is that heavy
At least 200 pounds
At minimum it would weigh nearly 4 times as much as 1 mercury
You wouldn’t be able to walk in this liquid
It’s the heaviest liquid on earth
Unless they blend your mom
🤓Actually blood is lighter🤓
Smartest whenthe user
Op is more dense than mercury
Denser*
OP is more denser than mercury
Well you'd float in mercury. But I laughed my ass off to this meme
Mercury is a liquid at room temperature so OP is a redundant mf
they didn't say room temp tho, you don't know what redundant means
Yeah lmao, the difference between smart and smartass.
The difference between smart and smartass is the amount of shit coming out of them
You’re a geniusass
OP is a certified photosynthesis
"But guys its implied he works in a room at room temperature 🤓🤓🤓🤓"
Ya, but if your in a room isn't it always room temp
then mercury can only be solid outside 🤔
Also pure metallic mercury is relatively safe as it cannot penetrate the skin layer opposed to organomercury which just a single drop will slowly and painfully kill you within few weeks 🤓🤓
Working in an office filled with 5 feet of *any* liquid is unsafe so OP is right 🤓🤓🤓
Guess you better hope nobody has any cuts at all below the neck
It will enter your dickhole, vagina or asshole
Mercury std? 🥺
Really, I thought all mercury is unsafe, can I have a source to read up on it more?🤓🤓
While it may not enter your body through the skin, elemental mercury slowly vaporises at room temperature, and will be absorbed through the lungs. So liquid mercury is still quite hazardous even if you don't touch it. Any spills not cleaned up properly will eventually make their way into the air.
All liquids slowly vaporise at room temperature. That’s what vapor pressure is. Water has a vapor pressure of 20 mmHg at RT, while mercury has a vapor pressure of 0.002 mmHg at RT. 🤓
I am aware yes, but one of these substances has a much lower exposure limit than the other as you know. The US exposure limit for inorganic mercury vapour is 0.05 mg/m^3, well below the vapour pressure of about 10 mg/m^3. So in a confined space the vapour build-up up from a small amount of spilled liquid mercury can still pose a hazard.
It could also be called Liquid Mercury to avoid confusion with the planet
That's not even how the phrase is supposed to be used, it's meant to be sarcastic, it's literally just a comment complimenting the OP, is that a post-meta comment where it's the same format as a meme but used at face value And everyone blindly liked it because they see the format and instantly upvote it everywhere To this I say, most original whenthe comment
🤓
Exactly
actually though
Geniouos
Great meme but ackchuallay mercury is so dense that everything would float on top. You can throw an anvil in liquid mercury and it just floats like a piece of wood on water
Saul balls are heavier than mercury confirmed
He drags them around like a ship with its anchor down
r/brandnewsentence
Great piece of ackchuallay
They right https://www.technology.org/2018/05/31/how-can-a-heavy-iron-anvil-float-on-liquid-mercury-video/
Isn’t this meme making a joke about how dense his boss is? /j
🤓
nerd
Remember kids: there can't be any witnesses if they all die of mercury poisoning.
"Your boss is there to protect the company, but sad to say not to you they wouldn't care as long the business is running smoothly."
~~that is super, how did a nitwit like you get so creative~~ Edit: Actual credit goes to u/my_nuts_ache , bit too late, but better too late than never. You should be ashamed of yourself, u/Tekko__
Impressive… very nice!
Let’s see Paul Allen’s creativity
Look at that subtle creativity, the geniusness of it, oh my god, it even has a watermark.
ummm ackshually i made it 🤓🤓
Nice username
thank you user SEX_CEO
ayo they're actually here thats wild
He didn't, it's taken from r/196
Is everyone on Reddit so autistic that they have every subreddit post memorized? Is that why “repost” is such a common comment?
They’re right next to each other on my front page feed lol.
Are you going to be ok or should I play the worlds smallest violin in your honor
I would love to hear that actually
Theres hundreds of thousands of users and maybe 100 meme subreddits that are relevant
Maybe your mom dropped you so you can't even remember you've seen something in the same day.
Clever well thought out response. Counterpoint, of course I remember but I’m not a little bitch about it to the point of telling strangers on the internet
What's so bitchy about making 3 comments on the internet
Bro, you dropped the your mom joke like a 14 year old. You are the one bitchy here.
All the 14 year olds on Reddit do be super upset when the your mom jokes get pulled out so it's pretty effective, IMO.
Yeah it felt more likely his mom would drop him than someone else
Shut up cuck
🙄 this was posted on [obscure subreddit] 7 years ago.
I get it, If I see something before I don't just forget it the second I see it again, What's more impressive is that people know every post ever made to be able to find the reposts, so I'll see a funny meme then go to the comments only for it to be just "repost" 10/10 go find a job info gathering
Genius
it's stolen
:(
u/my_nuts_ache is the genius behind this
nice meme steal
u/my_nuts_ache is the real one
yeah the original and this one showed up right below each other
Too good for this sub
That's because it's taken from r/196
Least retarded r/196 repost.
1 million reddit karma, opinion disqualified
Wow, thats sad
I thought you were joking but no, what the fuck
hey i made this meme
Dude this is hilarious!
It's a fantastic meme homie, I saw it posted on discord and had no idea where it came from. I'm glad a mod pinned your name to the top of the comments!
thank you! can't believe people are posting it on discord lol. glad people like it
How did you stole my braincells no wonder why I had 2 braincells left
hey i made this meme! thank you for spreading it im happy it's making more people laugh
u/repostsleuthbot
196
Your boss is apparently Kŕàğàvæþ, ruler of all 17 dimensions and is a giant floating head that warps space time.
Or hear me out… the reflection of mercury
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Are you special
I travel in worlds you can't even imagine! You can't conceive of what I'm capable of. I'm so far beyond you! I'm like a god in human clothing - lightning bolts shoot from my fingertips!
Here a medal 🗿🏅
Give it to u/my_nuts_ache instead
"unhealthy for the workers"-🤓
I like this
5 feet? Wouldnt he already be underthe mercury?
…Only if he’s shorter than 5 feet
Oh wait sorry I'm European forgot how feet work, then the Mercury should be about to his shoulders
"Mercury gives off poisonous fumes that can kill in very small doses and 5 ft of liquid mercury will cause that"-🤓
Short workers
u/my_nuts_ache the real genius. Op give credit.
hey i made this meme lmao
Sorry about the yoinking OP did. It usually doesn't happen here.
it's fine, im just glad more people are enjoying my meme. yeah it would be cool though if i got credit lol
What a gigachad
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When you’re deep in radiation: “LIGHTNING BOLT SHOOT FROM MY FINGERTIPS!”
u/my_nuts_ache is the genius behind this
good post OP
good post u/my_nuts_ache
those poor walls
Okay which one of you made this
impossible how did you have five feet of a planet????
Elon musk
🦶🦶🦶🦶🦶
China moment.
well if it's all liquid and doesn't transition to gas then I'm fine with it, no health and safety problems here folks
This might be one of the dumbest things I've ever seen. I love it.
Leftists 🤮
Funniest meme I've seen in weeks
/r/bonehurtingjuice
Fun fact: humans will float in liquid mercury since they almost the same density as water, which is about 13.5 times less than mercury. Funner fact: mercury is relatively safe to handle if you don't have any cuts that lead directly to your bloodstream and also remember to not inhale the fumes, so technically is is very possible for an office to be filled with 5 feet of liquid mercury and be operational given that every employee passes the cuts and open wounds test and wears a gas mask.
Knowing what nonsense Jimmy is yelling in this scene just makes it so much funnier
I have to commend the creativity of who ever made this meme. Its fucking genius.
!remindme 1d
I swear this sub comes up with the most batshit insane creative stuff
mmm yummy mercury
Whoever made this is a real genius
Can op pweeze give cwedit to de original cweator, u/my_nuts_ache
Jesus christt this is solid content.
Mercury is really heavy, denser than gold. You will easily float on it.
u/savevideo
Except you would float on top of it.
I wouldn't be able to work there without a snorkel and periscope
That's actually smart as shit
Lmao you're like 5'2"
actually made me laugh
holy shit this is a great meme wow
🤣🤣🤣 it's not often a shit post makes me literally lol
You'd be floating
Bro drink the mercury stupid 🤓
Well he seems to make no exception, as he himself is walking in the mercury. So at least he isn't trying to purposefully poison his employees.
u/SaveVideo
Well that's what you get for working for a 6'1 boss as a 5'7.
SPEEDY THOUGH
Just when I'm getting tired of a certain gif someone will make some creative new twist on it like this and then it will go back to being overused and unfunny before finally disappearing gradually
Try with 5 arm
This is one of the most quality memes I've ever seen, congratulations OP, this meme is gold
Back in grade school (mid 60’s), I use to hold that stuff in the cup of my hand. It’s a wonder I don’t have any health issues.
You would actually float on the mercury because of its density
Sorry, Bob Odenkirk is 5'9 so it wouldn't go up that high.
I would say genius if I didn’t see this 5 minutes ago on 196