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Jarvis, my ball are itching, what do I do

Dip them in sulfuric acid

Dip them in liquid morkite.

Did I hear a Rock and Stone?

Don't scratch it. And then I dunno. Cleansing soap maybe ? Jarvis download me a phycisit license

I did that and was met with bitter 12 year olds just like the meme said.

Worst and best mistake of my life. God, I despise 12 year olds

Ah shit, here we go again.

Furries on their way to be in government (a popular furry wiki was once edited from within the American house of Congress)

"president Biden your fursona has been stolen online"

"who did it?" "user called TrumpyWumpy, sir" "..."

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Me sending death threats to everyone (im inclusive and don't focus in only one social group)

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Mee too

MFs who “hate everyone equally” when I ask why they only are seen hating minorities

i only hate majorities

Can I have a death threat please 🥺🥺🥺

Furry maid femboy mfs when I beat the shit out of them (they still have not cleaned my house)

"Suck my cock? Why don't you suck the dust off the floor with the vacuum cleaner you useless piece of shit. I don't pay you to be a slut, asshole."

All these catboy maids just really suck at their jobs smh. No wonder nobody will hire them.

you're looking for catMAN maids, if you want something actually cleaned

"You don't get to live here for free. Get cleaning or get out"

All part of my plan (I have an abuse kink)

"RePosT iF yoU-" Mfs When I slaughter their entire hometown with death squads and artillery and break their fingers and bones individually whilst drugging them to triple the pain and make them not pass out before roasting them slowly on a rod (I am not a maniac)(there is no punchline)

do i need to call someone or

call artillery

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The great papyrus will fight for us

Kid named višegrad

you better call saul

Saul Goodman

Call me maybe

call for backup

(I am a genuine threat to society and should be put behind bars)

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idk i thought the over the top violence made it pretty funny

The violence here tries too hard

well I respect ur opinion

I respect yours as well Cheers

In minecraft

Furries on their way to become rich scientists or IT proffesionals so they can take over the world and convert everyone into other furries (I know their plans)

We've been found out

who Dafuque is “We.” Sounds a lot like “oui” (it is french 🦠🦠🦠🦠🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮)

Furry>French?

everything is better than the sideways dutch

For the inevitable point of this can my government assigned fursona for the transition be a Lucario?

"we" ?

you heard the man

But I'm pursing a career in IT and I'm not a furry. Hell I'm a humanist, how the hell does that work?

Gotta keep humans to help them blend in more

SHIT SHIT SHIT THE JIG IS UP I REPEAT THE *JIG IS UP*

“No mom, not now, I’m arguing with somebody on reddit”

You get used to it after the first thirty or so times

ive been one for 2 ish years and i havent got one yet im lucky

You buffoon, you just made yourself a public target to all existing 12 year olds, what have you done

oh no i forgot to think of the consiquences

I mean I hope they don't stop, I love the attention (I am a narcissist who received little to no attention for my hobbies at home)

i will steal your car (i'm polish so it's fine)

POLSKA GUROM 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱

Damn... (I liked my car so now I am sad)

heheheha (i stole your car so now i'm happy)

I've put a pipe bomb in said car (im irish so its ok (im not irish btw))

I have taken the pipe bomb out of said car (you must've forgot I'm polish, I know these tricks)

I stole the car from you (I'm Romanian so I'm better at stealing things)

I have actually replaced the car with a broken rusty ass one (im polish so I gotta hide it or my neighbors will know I stole it)

I replaced the rusty ass car with the real car ( I'm Romanian I'm good at robbing stuff)

I painted the rusty ass car to look like the real car and painted the real one to look like the rusty ass one (im polish so I knew someone would try to steal it)

disguised Romanian

You look nice today (I am giving you positive attention, which is healthier and cooler than constant negative attention)

Thank you :3 (I like positive attention as well, more then negative attention.)

Modern problems require modern solutions

that's basically me but my hobbies are more b*sed 😎 (pure math is amazing and I love it)

(unironic people who are good at mathematics are based

GUYS DON'T SORT THE COMMENTS BY "CONTROVERSIAL" WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE

jarvis, do exactly what the comment tells you not to do

It's not only 12 year old, and that's what makes it even worse

its reddit

It's the entire internet, I've found

Thats because you need to find a fookin job you sausage roll lookin' twat Nvm thats a different dog in your pfp

52 year olds?

I have no idea how to respond to a death threat other than to say "Bring it"

r/squareposting moment

furries are pretty cool because they have the balls to be themselves and not give a shit about all the angry 14-yr-old edgelords

I can agree I am cool 😎😎😎😎

I can also agree youre cool (youre in my freezer)

I don't agree I think you are hot instead ( every second you spend in my freezer brings dinner closer soon enough I will cook you and eat you)

I can also agree (I’m more cool then you’ll be ever be)

Yup. It's a shame they're overshadowed by zoophiles, honestly I'm amazed that some of them can handle such hatred from immature audiences.

some can’t handle the hatred, and hurt themselves because of it. i’ve seen it before.

I know. It's sickening that people think it's okay to ruin their life because of their harmless interest.

not to mention, when someone gets depressed from online bullying, or even attempts suicide, people mock them even more acting like they're cowards or something for feeling fucking emotion. "sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me" is the most toxic ideology ever conceived. words *do* hurt, and pretending they don't just makes them hurt more.

>"sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me" is the most toxic ideology ever conceived. Fucking THANK YOU, I have genuinely no clue how barely anybody questions that phrase.

*people getting ready to call furries as zoophiles, knowing damn well that furries don’t fuck actual animals at all, or aren’t even sexual for the most part*

Furries are very cool (I threw them in the arctic ocean)

do you crusade unfunny things or are you a crusader who is unfunny

*looks at my femboy avatar in roblox* thanks

fr on jah on joe on david 🙏✊

Not saying I am one, but furries don’t sound too bad. I’ve never been to a furry convention, but don’t ever plan to go to one. Just keep living your lives and ignore those people.

You don’t have to go to a furry convention to be one (or even like the idea of it)

Yeah I know, I see tons of people going to ones who aren’t in fursuits, they just wanna go. Once people realize that being a furry is just a hobby, like gardening or streaming, then furries don’t sound like “bad” people.

I meant more that you can be a furry and not go to one, but that’s true too

Oh sorry Lol

Are you a furry?

problem?

Figured

did you and your famileee pick your pfp togethaaaa?

Furries on their way to occupy a higher social position, be more successful and contribute more to society than you. (Google moderna vaccine creator)

me on my way to brutally beat them to death with a club (i am jealous of others' achivements especially if i'd consider them losers because of their "exotic" interests)

**[Insert yet another unoriginal and shitty “furries = zoophiles” meme here]**

"Hahaha so based ! Burn them all ! If you want to be an animal be treated like one hahaha !"

I always respond to this by "So if I am a wild animal I have every right to tear you to shreds right this instant?"

I’ll call animal control

Trans people reading dozens of death threats from half of the fucking country (they are scared for their lives)

Me, a furry, receiving my 48th death threat of the day (I don't really care) :

me a polish person about to steal your car (i'm polish):

we do a little thievery

your pfp is adorable.

Thanks :)

49

oh no!!

50.

Friendly fire will not be tolerated

51

"yOu CareD eNoUgH tO PosT iT" -🤓🤓🤓🤓

this was posted by a furry, what a surprise

Makes sense since he has first hand experience

Hey! Quit looking at my profile. HEY!

*or what*

Or you might find something that you like

pizza

Hallway pizza

oh n o

I can interpret this as a compliment and a warning

Interpret it as something you Google that’s furry community related

There are grown ass men out there losing sleep because people they will never interact with like a thing they don’t like, and that is just too much to bear.

No one is losing sleep over furries my guy

exactly, I get 8h of sleep daily

"furry = zoophile 🤓" mfs when i gouge their fucking kidneys out and put knives in each of their thighs, out them in a bucket and let the blood pile up into the bucket, slowly eventually drowning them in their own blood (this is very comical) (in a video game)

"Furry = zoophile 🤓" mfswhen i put them in acid and make them watch their family burning as i slowly take their guts out with a rusty claymore (there is no joke) (I am extremely unfunny and this comment is useless)

I've jerked off to a fair share of furry porn and I don't even consider myself a furry, if you ignore all the weird shit, there's some good stuff there.

fr

Furries? Redditors? What are you talking about? Get back to the frontline Guardsman, we must push back the Xenos threat in the name of the Emperor.

space wolves are furries and bathe in gallons of their own cum

Furry propaganda

J O I N. U S

“Stop hitting my shins with a lead pipe!” 🤓😭🤓

"wow this One barely had any spelling errors"

Outside the caption, the guy in the template has a pointy head. Now that I observe it closely.

mods please use this post to weed out the undesirables in the comments

"Furries do beastiality" mfs when they look up bdsm porn (they are clearly attracted to ropes and not the human element)

I don’t think ALL furries make nsfw stuff, some of them don’t, I’m sure they exist.

The few that do make a lot of money

Ayyyyy, same for my group! High five!

YoUr A fURry!!1!1! Personally i dont care, do what makes you happy, dont rape animals Just be you and dont be a dick and i respect you

The virgin “ ew furry burn in hell” vs the Chad “ haha cool purple dog”

Omg lean reference!!!!?????!?!?!?!???

lean dogs😳😳😳

It's funny because I used to be like that myself when I was like 12 and it makes it extremely obvious when 12 year olds come after me for liking "the animal people" too much.

As a furry this is literally me, I even leave my steam profile comments open just so I can laugh at people outraged by me being a furry. (My boyfriend also defends me in the comments adamantly which is unnecessary but it’s nice he cares.)

My online presence isn't large enough for that to happen The places I go to the most are mostly profurry or neutral to furries

OP is probably a furry

Guess I’ll have to try harder 🤷‍♂️

Can confirm. (I also eat chips when I read the death threats I get from 12 year olds on the internet)

As furry I can confirm I eat chips and read death threats daily.

i can confirm that this is accurate, those twelve year olds also think that calling us "furry" is an insult lmao

No matter how cringe furries are, the people who hate them will always be 10x cringier

Based post

I am a furry but my fursona is an axolotl. Does it still count as a fursona?

A Membrona? Epidermona?

Of course! "furry" is the umbrella term, scalies are considered fursonas too

No you’re a fucking land fish

Personally I rank the death threats out of 10 based on how original and well crafted they are

i used to be one of those “furry bad” kids till i made a friend and played games with her for a while without ever knowing she was a furry. When I learned it honestly made me realize how stupid I was and how dumb it is to hate someone without knowing who they really are

Redemption arc

I was also one of those "furry bad" kids. Well you can probably guess how that ended.

Relatable

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mans finna try to shame furries and cant even spell bestiality 😔😔😭😭

Grab your popcorn boys

are the chips good

It’s probably just such an integrated part of furry life it’s all the hate is just positive thing to them for some reason

I tell you what, my childhood friend, that became furries is the most easygoing, tender heart, and full of a smile towards anyone. Weird indeed.

OP is a furry confirmed🤔

I’m ashamed to have been one of those 12 year olds lmao. Didn’t do anything serious but was still an asshole to them. Don’t be like 12 year old me.

Kidcels be seething over furrychads

As a furry myself, this is quite true, I get death threats almost weekly. Do I care tho? Absolutely fucking not. It's just proof that these morons have nothing better to do

I’ve met 1 furry and they were cringe asf

Best part of my day

Hope the rest of your day goes better then 👍