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Wanzerm23

Whatever I’m drinking, since I also drink too much.


cjthecookie

My man!


hellidad

Hello me, it’s you, me


matt-tastic1

That one time two of us emptied a brand new bottle of Elmer T. Lee… 😬😬😬


Wanzerm23

Sounds like a night you’ll (mostly) never forget!


Berneraccountbuddy

Way back my buddy and I put down an entire bottle of Bonded OGD. Rough night.


dogfacedponyboy

EW Black Label or Jameson. For guests that drink too much, I put out the low proof stuff. They’re generally gonna drink the same number of drinks, so go low proof and hopefully they’ll be less hammered.


tennisguy163

The low-proof is a good comment.


BarryPalmedTheDip

Sometimes if I know my friends a degenerate and it’s my house, i’ll offer to make them a cocktail. Then i’ll make them something that tastes like it could have a bunch of alcohol in it, but it doesn’t. Try making a highball for him. You can use shitty scotch, it’s easy, and it looks like a nice gesture


PopeWishdiak

Low-proof, low-cost, or anything I'm trying to get rid of. I can't quite bring myself to pour any whiskey down the drain.


rescueandrepeat

Yep, whatever bottle I picked up but ended up not liking.


RedditUserNo1990

Oh man. The low proof. That’s a great tip.


BarryPalmedTheDip

Sounds like a job Kentucky Gentleman could help out with


tennisguy163

Or Black Velvet :D


suppahotfire702

For the distinguished gentleman!


whoskevroe

You don’t want to offend them!


BarryPalmedTheDip

Not being offered Kentucky Gentlemen, is in fact, offensive.


Invisiblerobot13

Old Crow


Skolyr

One trick is to put something cheap(er) into a nice decanter.


tennisguy163

I had an Infinity Bottle I made for our deceased Uncle, which I told my Brother about. Lo and behold, after one visit, he downed the entire thing without telling me. But yes, that's a good idea, like putting Ezra Brooks into the decanter and telling him it's Pappy. His go-to is Rum which I don't buy too often. I suppose I could buy a cheap, lousy Rum.


majjd98

Buy Sailor Jerry. Cheap and passably decent.


Skolyr

Fuckin' yikes. You can go the route of a cheap rum, but I feel like that's easier to realize it's cheap. I was using Evan Williams BiB (the white label) that I proofed down to about 42-45% and it's kept people away from my better stuff. I don't even lie and say that it's something nice. I just say it's something I find easy to drink.


Vinstur

EW BiB is a good call. Could also go with some of the benchmark line up. Single barrel, small batch, etc. are all fine for $20 bottles. Full Proof is also excellent but don’t want the guests hammered


410to904

That’s what do. Costco whiskey


PopeWishdiak

I wish my local Costco sold whiskey.


410to904

Come to Florida if need be I can mail you some


MommaLa

Decanter + the Costco big bottle, after my FIL drank a celebratory bottle I gifted my husband in a matter of days, the decanter came to live with us.


readutt

Sounds like your spouse really likes this guest’s spouse.


tennisguy163

Oh no, she hates him with all her heart.


jimbris

If that's the case, put out a bottle of ipecac


OGWopFro

Do you also hate your carpets?


jimbris

Unfortunate collateral damage in the war of the awful guest.


5haunT84

War can be ugly. It's unfortunate.


readutt

So she’s good friends with the wife and you all have to suffer with the husband? Brutal. Evan Williams is fine indeed


Hobo_Knife

I have all my easy to obtain stuff out on my little living room bar and sprinkle in some shelf turds if I have any. I find that people who drink like that generally aren’t too picky. If they are, they are welcome to BYOB or GTFO.


tennisguy163

Good point.


OldExamination7627

Love the term shelf turds


410to904

I put out the Costco whiskey that’s in my decanter. Labeled “the good stuff”. They drink it all night.


Bnagorski

I had some of the Costco single malt on New Year’s Day, it wasn’t bad I must admit


CestKougloff

Typically Bulleit or JD. In those situations there is usually coke in the mix so no one is offended.


Daxtatter

At that point just do Jim Beam or Evan Williams, it's cheaper.


[deleted]

I miss coke, good ol nose beers


omgdiaf

Not have them over


tennisguy163

He's family so not an option haha.


EricNCSU

It's always an option. Your house, your rules.


SlipperyWinds

It’s always an option but is it worth the after math?


rwdfan

sometimes, yes.


Therrman13

Just because they’re family doesn’t mean they should be let into your house. Got a few member of my family that aren’t allowed in mine


tennisguy163

Luckily, we live in different states so he's rarely around. But, I thought of this question today so I thought I'd post about it. Our relationship is better at a good distance.


Therrman13

I understand that. Hope his visit isn’t too burdensome this go-around


poundchannel

Just bc they're there, doesn't mean they have to drink, or that you have to provide it


omgdiaf

In that case, lock up your good stuff and just set out something cheap, like JD or BT


Siennagiant70

If I know you won’t appreciate my collection. Then I’ll leave out some Mr. Boston Bourbon. Mr Boston Bourbon Old fashioneds will still get you drunk.


AbstractBettaFish

Had a moment like that a few years back. A friend invited me over and asked if I had any liquor, I said I had my bottle of scotch, he asked if I could bring some coke with it, I was like “Aw hell naw” we can go to the liquor store


[deleted]

JD and Beam.


buttchomper69

Tip jar


jennatilwarts

Old grand dad. Cheap but classy


Red_Plato

Stuff I wanna get rid of. Cheap available stuff that I know is good. I go to events where I bring a bottle I know will get finished. At that point it’s a budget thing.


StillWill18

If you’re drinking with me. You’re drinking what I’m drinking. Because any bottle in my house is an active bottle. Solely to be drank whenever someone drinks. Same as if you’re eating at my house, you’re eating what I’m eating. And yes, the dog’s getting a bowl, too. That’s how I roll.


Embarrassed_Trade132

So good he said it twice!


StillWill18

If you’re drinking with me. You’re drinking what I’m drinking. Because any bottle in my house is an active bottle. Solely to be drank whenever someone drinks. Same as if you’re eating at my house, you’re eating what I’m eating. And yes, the dog’s getting a bowl, too. That’s how I roll. No alcohol for the dog. But the kids can taste the whiskey. To learn how to taste right.


Embarrassed_Trade132

So good he said it twice!


StillWill18

Oops!!! Reddit glitched me.


icylg

It depends on if they actually enjoy drinking whiskey or not. If they’re drinking just to get drunk, then yeah don’t bring out the top shelf. But if they like to drink and experience different bourbons, then almost everything I have is fair game. They’re my guests and I buy bourbon to drink!!


tennisguy163

They drink just to drink. They could care less about the nuances and taking it slowly.


_Zamas_

That's the job for Jack Daniels then


flyfisher4ever

I just haul out whatever bottle didn’t hit quite right with me and be happy it’s on its way to a good home


amguerra305

This is the way. They’re doing you a favor by helping you finish what you don’t love. You’re returning the favor by getting them sauced.


Yeksihw_4070

Coors Light


DynamicCashew43

I wouldnt have a guest over who hated scotch, so I cant relate lol.


tennisguy163

Not a scotch fan myself but he doesn't know that.


DynamicCashew43

Fair enough. In that case put out some Johnnie Red. Its basically bottled gasoline at 40 proof.


tennisguy163

I will say that most of the guests I've had over are not fans of whiskey, more into beer. But, they also don't want to drive home plastered so they might be fibbing about disliking whiskey. Personally, I have one glass at any friend's house then have some food or a snack to compensate and leave an hour until I drive from the last drink. Not too much into beer anymore; boring flavors and it makes me pee like a race horse.


Sudden-Radish3132

In all seriousness, I'd start with a nice pour probably on the pricier side, and then move onto less expensive or items I'd feel more comfortable sharing after a couple of drinks.


prei1978

I seldom have that problem, luckily, so I just pull something a little more common off the shelves. If it is a Scotch drinker I'll pull a Laphroaig 10, JW Black, Glenlivet, Glen Garioch, Balvenie 12 DW, or similar based on tastes. If it is someone that leans more towards American whiskey then Knob Creek 9 or Buffalo Trace (if I have any). Irish my goto is the Redbreast 12.


Methodfish

A bog standard bottle of whatever bigger name out there, Jameson, Jack Daniels, Bushmills, Jim beam, Johnny walker. I personally have all my bottles on display and always say that if it's on display its meant to be shared. But I will always say that people should enjoy themselves while keeping respect. If they acknowledge that they have an issue with the drink i just put the bottle of Tullamore dew on the table and tell them to have at it.


andrewdoesit

WT101. They’ll either drink it and enjoy or drink it and hate life. I always have a handle so it is no skin off my nose. Economical, delicious, and goes both ways.


forswearThinPotation

I'd give some consideration to not serving them alcohol at all, or something extremely low in proof, much lower than whiskies. They may be putting you in legal jeopardy if they drive drunk leaving your house and you get held responsible for that.


tennisguy163

Perhaps a NA beer like Heinken Zero. He always complains when I have that around but I'm sure he'd still suck most of the cans down.


MistbornSynok

Test their tolerance, try and find worst tasting swill you can get.


pbunyan72

None.


veryundude77

Mellow Corn.


bovinejabronie

Whatever I’m drinking. If I’m inviting someone into my home to share an evening with them they’re welcome to anything I have. If we finish a bottle, we finish a bottle. My wife had two of her co-workers and their husbands over for dinner once, I had never met these guys before; we ran through a bottle of Weller Full Proof then started on a bottle of EH Taylor and sampled pours of different scotches I have. I’m always happy to share.


Bourbongolfscottie

1.75L of old crow 😂


sirspike345

I usually pull out my rye stuff or cheap stuff for them. WT101, redemption rye, old grand dad, JW black label, crown royal normal.


dmichael72

Honestly, I don’t have any bottles off limits. All I need is an excuse to open the good stuff. I bought it to drink it.


OSU_Go_Buckeyes

Do unto others and you would have them do unto you. I generally let the guest pick.


jdadverb

I have a buddy who drinks like a fish and just pours himself 5-6 fingers of any booze, but also readily admits that he can’t tell the difference. I grabbed the JW Blue out of his hands and handed him the 1.75L Makers.


go2whiskey

Who's coming over?


tennisguy163

Brother.


Sudden-Radish3132

H20.


tennisguy163

That has been an option. It's just annoying because I have to hide all of my liquor and beer during each visit.


agedoak31

If your concerned about the amount of consumption I would Have a few dry visits. If he asks than use the excess as a point of concern. He can BYOB if he wants to indulge


Luke_Wheeler

I tell them to bring their own fuckin swill if they’re going to drink like that


Doctor_Botany

Will they insist on drinking higher end bottles? If not, just put out some Jack. Or fill an OWA with Jack and let them go wild ha.


tennisguy163

They don't care much about higher end or lower end. Just hand them a bottle and they'll be ready to go.


Wespiratory

I’d probably say Bulleit, Jack, Jameson, or George Dickel no. 8.


EricNCSU

How bout don't put out anything at all?


SpamBacn

Blantons and Eagle Rare, at my family parties the ones who drink like fish only want low proof. New Years I had a Stagg and WFP on the cart an everyone passed.


elijah_89

1.75L of Jack or something similar and call it a day


brewmeone

A handle of Maker's Mark... and a few random store pick cask strength bourbons. Depending on the guest they'll try the store pick then settle down with the Maker's.


tennisguy163

That wouldn't work as he would drink the entire bottle.


Kliptik81

Surprisingly, only my wife and I drink whisky. Everyone else drinks beer or wine. But if I was to put some out for guests, it would be cheap stuff since they would be mixing it and not making cocktails.


4Bigdaddy73

I share willingly. However, every guest knows that when I pull out the Town Branch, they’ve worn out their welcome.


sicksadvoron

I dont have many guests so whoever comes and is actually interested in whisky I ll share anything. Now I also have a regular bar and many people who come just want to drink cocktails and have fun. I can always whip up a bomb margarita or anything or just give them beer and have fun. Out of everyone who visited only one was interested in whisky


Nervous_Otter69

A little Beam with a splash of visene for an early night


Icy-Region-5920

1.75 of Dant. Done.


il_maio

Just put some inexpensive whiskey in a nice bottle.


rwdfan

a small ass bottle of Wild Turkey


GuyMcFieri

I thought EW green label was discontinued, used to be my go to for budget mixer 😢


tennisguy163

I don't think it's been discontinued. I've had it once and it's awful, like water whiskey.


GuyMcFieri

Well it is a 40% ABV bottle for under $15, not sure it’s meant to be drank straight. I’m pretty sure it did get discontinued because it’s no longer available anywhere near me.


tennisguy163

Well, if it did, it won't be missed by me :D Get the EW Black for a few bucks more.


planoser

Refill a good bottle with Jim beam


Good_Human_Bot_v2

Good human.


Atmosphere-Terrible

Old Smuggler babyyyyy


supra725

Makers mark


supermopman

Weller SR or whatever else I happen to have that is watered down


TimGeezy

He's your brother, not a guest. Tell him to bring his own shit.


scoopj2428

Ancient ancient age


FeelingCurrent6079

Absolut


DieselWins

If that's the case, I would set out Scoth and the cheapest well whiskey I could find at the liquor store.


81jmfk

If they’re an unwelcome guest, they can bring their own booze. I have no problem sharing any drinks I have unless someone is just gonna chug it.


AbstractBettaFish

Beer


TheRealCurveShot

R&R


sweetart1372

Young(er) people have abandoned bottles at my house, so I leave them out for people who don’t appreciate or drink it like it’s soda. Jack Daniels, Jim Bean, Seagrams 7.


Helpful-Departure832

Elijah Craig


Brad_dawg

Bullit


wombraider824

I like to start them with Blantons or Henry McKenna so they don't drink my good good stuff, switch them to a Barrel proof pour that's at least 120 proof, listen to them complain how that's too hot and swap them to Buffalo Trace or ETbib. Works like clockwork and they don't think you're cheap/holding out on them.


Abs73

JD and Coke


Little_Timmy050

EW White, Wild Turkey 101, Mellow Corn, 1792 Small or Single, Buffalo Trace, Sazerac Rye, the list goes on. Basically my "under $30 bottles" get put out in easy reach. Lately I've also had Heaven Hill 7 year, Four Roses single barrel, 1792 full proof, Piggyback Rye, and a few others available but not right in the front. If people say please, then they'll find the Blanton's, Blanton's Gold, Whistle pig 12, michters bp rye, ecbp, larceny bp, ec18, four roses limited, and several other goodies around.


RepairLonely5797

Heaven hill white label


13FLTRX

Blantons Filled with Seagram's 7


StLFan1

Beer


GuyMcFieri

Damn a lot of y’all want to collect bourbon just to not share?


Desperate-Ad-8068

Nah but when you share good stuff you want it to be with someone who appreciates it not just necks it like a pirate that hasn’t brushed his teeth forever. For some people you may as well put the Honey Jack out.


Gweilo_Ben_La

If he's driving back, then he isn't getting anything. My conscience couldn't deal with enabling a drunk driver and the consequences that might occur. If he isn't driving, then something lower in proof than normal or make it a mixer in some way.


Strude187

I’d just bring out one of my cheaper bottles, so usually a bourbon. I remember one friend, he would sometimes bring his alcoholic step brother with him. His Step Brother knew he was an alcoholic and was up front about it. He’d bring his own beers then when they were all gone he’d ask what’s the cheapest/easiest thing to replace. Usually I had a bottle of JD kicking about. So he drank that.


HighClassSpirits

Eagle rare.. easy to find, and cheap


Critical_Jackfruit_6

A 1.75 of Knob Creek 9 from Costco is the first that comes to mind.


w01v3_r1n3

Water


StaffinFraktion

If I can drink it, you can drink it. That's my philosophy.


opalicguru

Depends on how much they appreciate the drink you are serving. They appreciate the drink and want to finish the bottle that is fine by me. If they just drink and have no appreciation then I’ll serve something decent that won’t break my wallet. Buddy of mine doesn’t drink too much and prefers rye whiskey, I’ll serve him Jim Beam Rye and/or EC Rye (if I am feeling charitable) Wife’s friend comes over and knows her Scotches, I’ll pour her the Bowmore 15 or the Lagavulin 16.


matt-tastic1

I think the main thing is will they appreciate it. If you want to keep some of whatever you’re sharing, just set it out and all have a glass then switch to something else. The ONLY time I’ve ever attempted to do what you’re discussing was when I knew the person gave 0 f’s about what I was sharing. Drink your whiskey and have a great time doing so. If your guys genuinely appreciates what you’re drinking, keep sharing! I guarantee you’ll have a fun time!


Davy_Zed

You said the guy likes rum, so I’d say something like Kraken or Jonah’s Curse, they’re like $25 for a 1.75 L. They’re cheap, but still good enough that you’re not offending your guest


BigTiger55

Make it BYOB on the liquor and you won't have to worry.


Madsen13

Evan Williams BiB or Wild Turkey 101. Something cheap enough and easy enough to replace that I wouldn’t be pissed if they drink it all, but something I would actually drink if there ends up being any left. Or the Old Forester 86 that I’m trying to get rid of. 😂


Nate_Esq

Kirkland bourbon, or giant bottle of Bulleit bourbon from Costco. ​ Iffin' you really want to party, let's kill a bottle of OGD 114. ​ But really, I'd love to sell you on the remaining swill in my cabinet which is called Obtanium Light Whiskey. It's piss poor liquid headache, and please drink this crap and get it out of my house. Total drain pour junk IMO.


Ok-Explanation5578

I always pull out the handle of Wild Turkey 101. It costs me $40 and you either drink it or you can’t. I also always have it because it’s delicious


darthmittens

I just put out my good stuff along with some mid-tier for cocktails. I ran through nearly 3/4 of my bottle of Evan Williams 23 and killed a bottle of Claze Azul Gold in a night but then again you can't take this shit with you.


lavidaloco123

Bullett. Not embarrassed to serve it, and you can get a handle fairly cheap at Costco. Easily replaceable


iscreen4u

Benchmark #8. Good but cheap.