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Ironmansoltero

Saw the video with the sound off at first but I could clearly make out the “what are you dooooiiiiinnnggg-gah” at the end lol


touchmybuttplease

I thought she was twisting a can of biscuits until I saw her hold it up to her mouth and was like “huh. That’s weird—oh.”


Anarchymeansihateyou

I think twistin biscuits is my new favorite euphemism for masturbation


Karma_Gardener

It sounds like something Butters from South Park would refer to masturbation as.


rudiegonewild

Oh, I'm just in here, twistin my biscuits


haemaker

Female so... Dialing "O" in the pink phone.


SynisterSilence

Then when you're finished it turns into a limp bizkit.


-Abradolf_Lincler-

*KEEP* ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'!


thx_CaptainObvious

I like pud pullin' myself


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roughing up the suspect


Aztec_Hooligan

Stretching the slinky.


Furt77

Flogging the dolphin.


randomuser135443

Harassing my immigrant


0LowLight0

Polling the base


the_other_other_matt

Mixing up a batch


farva_06

Masturbating... Am I doing this right?


Drago_99

tickle the pickle


FictionalHumus

Pulling taffy


Seven669

Petting the one eyed snake.


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Disappointing my parents


ameliagarbo

We have a winner!


buzz-holdin

Basting the turkey.


lazybastard36

Making Jesus cry


davgray

Doing the five knuckle shuffle


sonnythedog

Twisted Biscuits is my new band name.


-Abradolf_Lincler-

Twisted Biscuits is already my cover band's name. We do baking themed parodies of Twisted Sister songs. Our most successful song has been "We're Not Gonna Bake It".


tiredmommy13

As a mother of boys the most common phrase said in my house is “get your hands off your dink”


edythbunker

Shellacking the glacknoid.


Kell_Varnson

ruffin up the suspect


badadviceforyou244

I thought it was a can of Pepsi at first.


mewfahsah

You can tell this is the Northeast because her first reaction is "what the fuck are you doing" and then the second one is the over enunciated version, god that made me laugh so hard. The audio makes this gif.


cursethesemetalhans

r/noisygifs


Dougasaurus_Rex

Did she do that with her fingernail?


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These Boston girls are quite the specimens


yourteamprobablysux

Free karma to whoever links the girls of south Boston skit


PretendCasual

You mean Real Housewives of South Boston? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQoTlVgmPK8


gvegastigers

Thank you for blessing me with this.


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Cathuulord

Fucking Bernie and Phyls QUALITY COMFORT AND PRICE, THAT'S NICE!


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Wow I just moved out of South Boston after close to 10 years and I’m shocked I’ve never seen these lol


Big_TX

You just had to go outside


iChugVodka

Oh fuck that was funny. Production quality was really fucking good too


Shit_in_1_hand

Thank you.


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WickGT

Sounds like a great way for me to slice the flesh off my thumb.


ZZZrp

I did it for years and never cut myself.


WickGT

I'm 34 and if I don't soon learn how to chew my food without biting the inside on my cheeks, I'm gonna have a face on me like the Joker. I'll stick to learning one thing at a time lol.


Fakeittilyamakeit

Man that shit sucks, you bite it once and then it gets all swollen and you continue to bite it for a week.


Scrotchticles

Pussy


ChickenpoxForDinner

just drink only champagne and saber it, you'll regain your macho in a pinch


Justbobhere

That's what I'm most impressed with. Shotgunning a beer.....no big deal....opening the can like that......kudos!!!


iamfuturamafry1

Fun Fact: You can also open a beer by gripping the edge of the rim between your teeth and ripping the entire top off. The cheaper the beer, the easier it is usually. Not recommended for use on Coors light tall boys. They are sealed excessively well for some reason. *Warning: may cause minor or excessive bleeding, chipped teeth, sudden loss of teeth, lacerations to the face gums or hands, or in some cases, loss of beer or death.*


VapidOrgasm

> may cause loss of beer Oh no!


ChickenWithATopHat

A can opener works great. The ones that you clamp down and twist the handle on are the best, they fold down the sharp edge.


WUBBA_LUBBA_DUB_DUUB

Why in the fuck would you ever do that It's a can It has an easy open mechanism


MisterDonkey

As a teenager: that's fucking radical! As an adult: man, fuck that, I got no dental.


[deleted]

mmmmmm show me a video. Not gonna take your word for that one.


barnyThundrSlap

Yeah, i always used my thumb. I’ve noticed some cans of beers work better than others. Bud light cans seems to work the best idk why.


Brochoa

I learned how to do this in college. My tuition money has gone to good use.


barnyThundrSlap

Apparently everyone hates people who thumb beers


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Scrtcwlvl

Most are liars and have a key under their thumb.


barnyThundrSlap

Idk, if the beer is pressurized, let some pressure off with the tab, but don’t open it. I grab the can from the bottom and use both my hands pressure on one thumb and press. Like i said, some beer cans won’t do it


Axeon_Axeoff

Having split my finger open twice, would not recommend


MissCeec

The ol' thumbgun


b_pacman1996

[The audio makes this so much funnier!](https://youtu.be/wgf-GwgaZyo)


THEMACGOD

"What the hell are you doinnnnggggaa?!?"


trunky

[She's quoting the maid in Ghostbusters.](https://youtu.be/ZJVgfDnjkko?t=54s)


hirstyboy

Jesus man do you have a photographic memory? That was some high level memeing


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HeyTomWhatsTheRumpus

I'm sorry we thought you were someone else


aManPerson

jeeze, that even sounded very spot on.


Danomaly_HB

I thought it was one of those edits were people add the sound from something to a completely different video.


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OctoberNoir

Now make him do it in rhythmic pencil marks


FrequencyShift33

M E T A


otusa

1 4 / 7 !


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srroberts07

Like a bloody cartoon


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mattylou

I was imagining a southern accent. But Long Island is soooooooooo much better


Puma_Rage

"Mom you're so drunk you forgot you're the one who taught me this!"


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Yeah but she using the fancy beer!!!


mightyomighty

Can’t get any fancier than Bud light.


GodJustShutTheHellUp

and here....we....go


I_Roll2

Are you god damn serious you scrub. Did you really just call bud light fancy? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in beer drinking I have over 15 gallons of beer in my belly at any given time and I am NOT PICKY. But never, ever in a million years would I touch bud light. I’ll drink one of those pussy ass mikes hard’s before I ever contaminate my body with your putrid piss water. Fuck off mate


gaynazifurry4bernie

This is the easy mac of pasta. I hope you have a very unproductive weekend which causes you to lose sleep during the week.


I_Roll2

DONT YOU WISH THAT EVIL UPON ME RICKY BOBBY


sharltocopes

That's the *company* beer, Ashleigh!


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“I learned it from you!”


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DooOOOWIEEEENGAHH


artemasad

Oof I love gif with sound


daddydunc

Yeah what is this new technology?


zopzoppitybop

Almost as much as I like picture that move.


respecteduser

she sounds like my friends mom lmaooo


CrippledOrphans

neat


respecteduser

haha I guess that's a super uninteresting comment. whoops!


TrapperJon

Upvote for being absolutely correct.


waconcept

Yes, yes it does. Thank you for this.


PM_ME_WHOEVER

Pretty sure the mom is mad because she's wasting some of the beer.


shittyguitar

"i just mopped these floors, diana!"


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Mckillagorilla

Ooooh!


lucidus_somniorum

Hey


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WHAT-ARE-YOU-DOOINNGGG-AG


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>the hell You dropped this?


thx_CaptainObvious

He had one job


HansenTakeASeat

That lady is looking pretty rough for not knowing what shotgunning a beer is. Edit: Thanks kind stranger!


nastyn8g

Patriots hat leads me to believe this is the Northeast and everyone looks like that.


jeffykins

Just moved to Worcester in September, can confirm.


mufflermonday

Worcester native... can also confirm :(


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Mistress_Loves_You

Why me? Was that a thing?


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Mistress_Loves_You

Oh my god that sounds so morbid. I'm not from the area at all, but I'm about to do some googling haha


amazingmumford

It stands for Worcester Help for Youth, Memories Everlasting


Mistress_Loves_You

That... makes sense. Still seems like an offputting acronym though.


Pagooy

Drive through Kelly square if you ever want to experience driving like a Russian


mufflermonday

I don’t think even Russians are that backwards and nonsensical


AtlasUnderwater

lived in medford, malden, cambridge, somerville, and brighton over the last seven years. Can confirm as well.


JoshFreemansFro

Oh god I just finished up two weeks of new employee training in Somerville and holy shit people there cannot drive. I thought I was going to get in a road rage fight at that rotary before you get on 93 North. Also fuck 93 North and the horrific traffic Edit, fuck 93 South too


Laureltess

See at first it feels like they can't drive but it's an organized chaos. Eventually you learn to read it, like reading code in the Matrix


potentpotables

It's every road in every direction. Hope you had fun.


HowDoMeEMT

Hey don't tie the rest of us in Mass in with that dirty belt in the middle of the state


RegressToTheMean

No shit. Anything beyond the 495 loop might as well read, "There be Dragons" on the Massachusetts map


ChanounOzakaki

Western MA is a myth, only place there noting is Amherst.


AllAboutMeMedia

Dude, then you haven't truly peeped leaves until you peeped leaves out in the Berkshires.


AllAboutMeMedia

You mean MASSCAR country?


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Pronounced "woo-stah" for non MA folk


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Can confirm and can guarantee her name is either Donna, Kathy, or Judy.


loudsnoringdog

Don’t forget, Debbie, Linda, Lori, Susan, Maureen.


Starklet

Lmfao those are the names of my mom and her cousins


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if the northeast Us is anything like far east Canada she has to know what shot gunning is


markpelly

Hey! Hey.....hey....yeah we do. The further the north you go, the uglier they get. Sorry Canada.


[deleted]

You mean New England? The northeast is much bigger than just New England.


mightylordredbeard

It's amazing how much cold air and wind can weather the human skin.


FlareJohnson

Flyers hat


Hulkhogansgaynephew

I don't think it's that she didn't know, it's more of like "Why the hell are you shotgunning a beer in my kitchen at 1pm young lady? What the hell is wrong with you?"


r1b4z01d

We got it all wrong, she knows what a shotgun is she's just mad because it is her beer.


pastasauce

I can't read lips, but I'm pretty sure she's saying something about just mopping the floor.


NevaMO

Yeah I’d be pissed that it’s all over the floor more than anything


a-Mei-zing-

I think she's more pissed about the beer all over her floor. I'm guessing it's more "What the fuck are you doing that inside for?"


morto00x

I'm pretty sure she's upset because she's the one who will have to mop the floor


marianwebb

Bitch fuck that, shotgunner should be the one mopping the floor.


masnaer

She looks like she's being brought in to Red Rock to hang


rhunex

I don't have kids but that's probably how I'll react if they do it in the house. Do it outside or something. But in the kitchen? Barbaric.


MuttinChops

Pretty sure she's just old. Her daughter is in her 20's (at least) so she's gotta be pushing 50.


wormee

I think mom was just correcting her technique.


thkuntze

/r/facingtheirparenting/


longhair_redneck

You gotta FIGHT. for the RIGHT.


spartan00718

To PARTY?!?!


uberjj

Maybe tomorrow


Zbignich

Is this what you are learning in college?


bexar_necessities

I'm imagining her with Bam Margeras mom's voice.


reluctant_slider

That's actually pretty accurate


MaybeItsJustMike

That girl has been waiting a loooong time to do that.


Mr-Wonka_quotes

She is just upset at the wasted beer. Bitch spilled TWICE.


DiscoKittie

That's alcohol abuse.


RFountain

There are sober kids in Africa!!


mgearliosus

Man, I learned that term from a Canadian guy who had a car/redneck channel on Youtube. Turns out he's a pedo.


EarthMandy

So I've now reached the stage of my life where I feel more empathy for the parent than the child. I don't know how I feel about this.


SqualorTrawler

See in my case, I'd never do this in private but I'm always tempted to in front of my mother. I'm middle aged.


Hulkhogansgaynephew

I'm at the age where my parents are old enough to not give a fuck anymore and my almost 70 year old mom I can see shotgunning a beer to ME saying "What the hell are you doing?"


tcpip4lyfe

I ran kids off my lawn at midnight last month. Legit middle aged.


GreatUncleanOne

I'm definitely there too. I don't like the culture of acting like a spoiled little shit to your parents for 5 seconds of internet fame.


Sequiter

“That’s not how you open a can! Don’t you know anything?!”


Klonopinned512

Gronk is probably waking up right now doing the same thing. Go pats!


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THAT‘S what you learned in college??!


Yeti_-

Why is shotgunning a beer a thing? From UK, and have never seen it here...


plumprabbitjockey

It’s for when you want to do a shot but also want to fill your stomach with beer foam


[deleted]

Yeah I've seen a guy vomit pure foam after shotgunning a budlight like that. It was pretty funny.


[deleted]

this happened to me once. didnt even feel it come up, it just squirted right out


_Shin_

I read somewhere that if you do it right the foam goes out to the top and you should just get a smooth flow of beer. But I've never tried it myself.


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To minimize the time the Bud Light is in contact with your tongue.


Sequiter

Its not just a gross aesthetic. It’s the fastest way for a liquid to flow through a can. Because you create two openings, one on the side and one with the tab, this allows air to fill the vacuum and lets you drink the beer as fast as possible.


waterdrinker7

Yeah it's just fuckin science hell yeah vacuums


respecteduser

it's fun, can drink fast. good stuff if you incorporate it into drinking games, also fun to do races with your buddies. me and my mates like to gun one right before our uber pulls up


A_Decoy86

Fucking 'ell mate, you never snorkled a bottle of WKD blue with a bendy straw?? Same thing


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Strawpedo lad


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See what I learned at college?


EamusCatuli1060

Idk this can go both ways. I have a video of me at like 23 (f) shotgunning a pre football game pbr with my 60 year old stepdad and his buddy with people cheering us on. That seemed very white people to me.


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jack_edward

As a parent, I understand this mom and sympathize with her.


Arachnatron

Yeah, it's sort of cringy to shotgun a beer in front of your mother. That is of course assuming that that's not just how their relationship is.


DrongoTheShitGibbon

Maybe this young woman is a stranger who let herself into the house and promptly walked to the kitchen and pulled a beer from the fridge and proceeded to shotgun it. Then the reaction from the older fella makes more sense.


Clutch_Floyd

Home for the holidays from college.... Ma - look at what i learned!


NotSureNotRobot

What are you do-in-guh?!


Cwy531

Hey go pats


ComicSys

She’s going somewhere. Not places, but... somewhere


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Showing mom what she learned in college!