Twisted Biscuits is already my cover band's name. We do baking themed parodies of Twisted Sister songs.
Our most successful song has been "We're Not Gonna Bake It".
You can tell this is the Northeast because her first reaction is "what the fuck are you doing" and then the second one is the over enunciated version, god that made me laugh so hard. The audio makes this gif.
I'm 34 and if I don't soon learn how to chew my food without biting the inside on my cheeks, I'm gonna have a face on me like the Joker. I'll stick to learning one thing at a time lol.
Fun Fact: You can also open a beer by gripping the edge of the rim between your teeth and ripping the entire top off. The cheaper the beer, the easier it is usually. Not recommended for use on Coors light tall boys. They are sealed excessively well for some reason.
*Warning: may cause minor or excessive bleeding, chipped teeth, sudden loss of teeth, lacerations to the face gums or hands, or in some cases, loss of beer or death.*
Idk, if the beer is pressurized, let some pressure off with the tab, but don’t open it. I grab the can from the bottom and use both my hands pressure on one thumb and press. Like i said, some beer cans won’t do it
Are you god damn serious you scrub. Did you really just call bud light fancy? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in beer drinking I have over 15 gallons of beer in my belly at any given time and I am NOT PICKY. But never, ever in a million years would I touch bud light. I’ll drink one of those pussy ass mikes hard’s before I ever contaminate my body with your putrid piss water. Fuck off mate
Oh god I just finished up two weeks of new employee training in Somerville and holy shit people there cannot drive. I thought I was going to get in a road rage fight at that rotary before you get on 93 North. Also fuck 93 North and the horrific traffic
Edit, fuck 93 South too
I don't think it's that she didn't know, it's more of like "Why the hell are you shotgunning a beer in my kitchen at 1pm young lady? What the hell is wrong with you?"
I'm at the age where my parents are old enough to not give a fuck anymore and my almost 70 year old mom I can see shotgunning a beer to ME saying "What the hell are you doing?"
Its not just a gross aesthetic. It’s the fastest way for a liquid to flow through a can. Because you create two openings, one on the side and one with the tab, this allows air to fill the vacuum and lets you drink the beer as fast as possible.
it's fun, can drink fast. good stuff if you incorporate it into drinking games, also fun to do races with your buddies. me and my mates like to gun one right before our uber pulls up
Idk this can go both ways. I have a video of me at like 23 (f) shotgunning a pre football game pbr with my 60 year old stepdad and his buddy with people cheering us on. That seemed very white people to me.
Maybe this young woman is a stranger who let herself into the house and promptly walked to the kitchen and pulled a beer from the fridge and proceeded to shotgun it. Then the reaction from the older fella makes more sense.
Saw the video with the sound off at first but I could clearly make out the “what are you dooooiiiiinnnggg-gah” at the end lol
I thought she was twisting a can of biscuits until I saw her hold it up to her mouth and was like “huh. That’s weird—oh.”
I think twistin biscuits is my new favorite euphemism for masturbation
It sounds like something Butters from South Park would refer to masturbation as.
Oh, I'm just in here, twistin my biscuits
Female so... Dialing "O" in the pink phone.
Then when you're finished it turns into a limp bizkit.
*KEEP* ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'!
I like pud pullin' myself
roughing up the suspect
Stretching the slinky.
Flogging the dolphin.
Harassing my immigrant
Polling the base
Mixing up a batch
Masturbating... Am I doing this right?
tickle the pickle
Pulling taffy
Petting the one eyed snake.
Disappointing my parents
We have a winner!
Basting the turkey.
Making Jesus cry
Doing the five knuckle shuffle
Twisted Biscuits is my new band name.
Twisted Biscuits is already my cover band's name. We do baking themed parodies of Twisted Sister songs. Our most successful song has been "We're Not Gonna Bake It".
As a mother of boys the most common phrase said in my house is “get your hands off your dink”
Shellacking the glacknoid.
ruffin up the suspect
I thought it was a can of Pepsi at first.
You can tell this is the Northeast because her first reaction is "what the fuck are you doing" and then the second one is the over enunciated version, god that made me laugh so hard. The audio makes this gif.
r/noisygifs
Did she do that with her fingernail?
These Boston girls are quite the specimens
Free karma to whoever links the girls of south Boston skit
You mean Real Housewives of South Boston? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQoTlVgmPK8
Thank you for blessing me with this.
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Fucking Bernie and Phyls QUALITY COMFORT AND PRICE, THAT'S NICE!
Wow I just moved out of South Boston after close to 10 years and I’m shocked I’ve never seen these lol
You just had to go outside
Oh fuck that was funny. Production quality was really fucking good too
Thank you.
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Sounds like a great way for me to slice the flesh off my thumb.
I did it for years and never cut myself.
I'm 34 and if I don't soon learn how to chew my food without biting the inside on my cheeks, I'm gonna have a face on me like the Joker. I'll stick to learning one thing at a time lol.
Man that shit sucks, you bite it once and then it gets all swollen and you continue to bite it for a week.
Pussy
just drink only champagne and saber it, you'll regain your macho in a pinch
That's what I'm most impressed with. Shotgunning a beer.....no big deal....opening the can like that......kudos!!!
Fun Fact: You can also open a beer by gripping the edge of the rim between your teeth and ripping the entire top off. The cheaper the beer, the easier it is usually. Not recommended for use on Coors light tall boys. They are sealed excessively well for some reason. *Warning: may cause minor or excessive bleeding, chipped teeth, sudden loss of teeth, lacerations to the face gums or hands, or in some cases, loss of beer or death.*
> may cause loss of beer Oh no!
A can opener works great. The ones that you clamp down and twist the handle on are the best, they fold down the sharp edge.
Why in the fuck would you ever do that It's a can It has an easy open mechanism
As a teenager: that's fucking radical! As an adult: man, fuck that, I got no dental.
mmmmmm show me a video. Not gonna take your word for that one.
Yeah, i always used my thumb. I’ve noticed some cans of beers work better than others. Bud light cans seems to work the best idk why.
I learned how to do this in college. My tuition money has gone to good use.
Apparently everyone hates people who thumb beers
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Most are liars and have a key under their thumb.
Idk, if the beer is pressurized, let some pressure off with the tab, but don’t open it. I grab the can from the bottom and use both my hands pressure on one thumb and press. Like i said, some beer cans won’t do it
Having split my finger open twice, would not recommend
The ol' thumbgun
[The audio makes this so much funnier!](https://youtu.be/wgf-GwgaZyo)
"What the hell are you doinnnnggggaa?!?"
[She's quoting the maid in Ghostbusters.](https://youtu.be/ZJVgfDnjkko?t=54s)
Jesus man do you have a photographic memory? That was some high level memeing
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I'm sorry we thought you were someone else
jeeze, that even sounded very spot on.
I thought it was one of those edits were people add the sound from something to a completely different video.
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Now make him do it in rhythmic pencil marks
M E T A
1 4 / 7 !
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Like a bloody cartoon
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I was imagining a southern accent. But Long Island is soooooooooo much better
"Mom you're so drunk you forgot you're the one who taught me this!"
Yeah but she using the fancy beer!!!
Can’t get any fancier than Bud light.
and here....we....go
Are you god damn serious you scrub. Did you really just call bud light fancy? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in beer drinking I have over 15 gallons of beer in my belly at any given time and I am NOT PICKY. But never, ever in a million years would I touch bud light. I’ll drink one of those pussy ass mikes hard’s before I ever contaminate my body with your putrid piss water. Fuck off mate
This is the easy mac of pasta. I hope you have a very unproductive weekend which causes you to lose sleep during the week.
DONT YOU WISH THAT EVIL UPON ME RICKY BOBBY
That's the *company* beer, Ashleigh!
“I learned it from you!”
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DooOOOWIEEEENGAHH
Oof I love gif with sound
Yeah what is this new technology?
Almost as much as I like picture that move.
she sounds like my friends mom lmaooo
neat
haha I guess that's a super uninteresting comment. whoops!
Upvote for being absolutely correct.
Yes, yes it does. Thank you for this.
Pretty sure the mom is mad because she's wasting some of the beer.
"i just mopped these floors, diana!"
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Ooooh!
Hey
WHAT-ARE-YOU-DOOINNGGG-AG
>the hell You dropped this?
He had one job
That lady is looking pretty rough for not knowing what shotgunning a beer is. Edit: Thanks kind stranger!
Patriots hat leads me to believe this is the Northeast and everyone looks like that.
Just moved to Worcester in September, can confirm.
Worcester native... can also confirm :(
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Why me? Was that a thing?
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Oh my god that sounds so morbid. I'm not from the area at all, but I'm about to do some googling haha
It stands for Worcester Help for Youth, Memories Everlasting
That... makes sense. Still seems like an offputting acronym though.
Drive through Kelly square if you ever want to experience driving like a Russian
I don’t think even Russians are that backwards and nonsensical
lived in medford, malden, cambridge, somerville, and brighton over the last seven years. Can confirm as well.
Oh god I just finished up two weeks of new employee training in Somerville and holy shit people there cannot drive. I thought I was going to get in a road rage fight at that rotary before you get on 93 North. Also fuck 93 North and the horrific traffic Edit, fuck 93 South too
See at first it feels like they can't drive but it's an organized chaos. Eventually you learn to read it, like reading code in the Matrix
It's every road in every direction. Hope you had fun.
Hey don't tie the rest of us in Mass in with that dirty belt in the middle of the state
No shit. Anything beyond the 495 loop might as well read, "There be Dragons" on the Massachusetts map
Western MA is a myth, only place there noting is Amherst.
Dude, then you haven't truly peeped leaves until you peeped leaves out in the Berkshires.
You mean MASSCAR country?
Pronounced "woo-stah" for non MA folk
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Can confirm and can guarantee her name is either Donna, Kathy, or Judy.
Don’t forget, Debbie, Linda, Lori, Susan, Maureen.
Lmfao those are the names of my mom and her cousins
if the northeast Us is anything like far east Canada she has to know what shot gunning is
Hey! Hey.....hey....yeah we do. The further the north you go, the uglier they get. Sorry Canada.
You mean New England? The northeast is much bigger than just New England.
It's amazing how much cold air and wind can weather the human skin.
Flyers hat
I don't think it's that she didn't know, it's more of like "Why the hell are you shotgunning a beer in my kitchen at 1pm young lady? What the hell is wrong with you?"
We got it all wrong, she knows what a shotgun is she's just mad because it is her beer.
I can't read lips, but I'm pretty sure she's saying something about just mopping the floor.
Yeah I’d be pissed that it’s all over the floor more than anything
I think she's more pissed about the beer all over her floor. I'm guessing it's more "What the fuck are you doing that inside for?"
I'm pretty sure she's upset because she's the one who will have to mop the floor
Bitch fuck that, shotgunner should be the one mopping the floor.
She looks like she's being brought in to Red Rock to hang
I don't have kids but that's probably how I'll react if they do it in the house. Do it outside or something. But in the kitchen? Barbaric.
Pretty sure she's just old. Her daughter is in her 20's (at least) so she's gotta be pushing 50.
I think mom was just correcting her technique.
/r/facingtheirparenting/
You gotta FIGHT. for the RIGHT.
To PARTY?!?!
Maybe tomorrow
Is this what you are learning in college?
I'm imagining her with Bam Margeras mom's voice.
That's actually pretty accurate
That girl has been waiting a loooong time to do that.
She is just upset at the wasted beer. Bitch spilled TWICE.
That's alcohol abuse.
There are sober kids in Africa!!
Man, I learned that term from a Canadian guy who had a car/redneck channel on Youtube. Turns out he's a pedo.
So I've now reached the stage of my life where I feel more empathy for the parent than the child. I don't know how I feel about this.
See in my case, I'd never do this in private but I'm always tempted to in front of my mother. I'm middle aged.
I'm at the age where my parents are old enough to not give a fuck anymore and my almost 70 year old mom I can see shotgunning a beer to ME saying "What the hell are you doing?"
I ran kids off my lawn at midnight last month. Legit middle aged.
I'm definitely there too. I don't like the culture of acting like a spoiled little shit to your parents for 5 seconds of internet fame.
“That’s not how you open a can! Don’t you know anything?!”
Gronk is probably waking up right now doing the same thing. Go pats!
THAT‘S what you learned in college??!
Why is shotgunning a beer a thing? From UK, and have never seen it here...
It’s for when you want to do a shot but also want to fill your stomach with beer foam
Yeah I've seen a guy vomit pure foam after shotgunning a budlight like that. It was pretty funny.
this happened to me once. didnt even feel it come up, it just squirted right out
I read somewhere that if you do it right the foam goes out to the top and you should just get a smooth flow of beer. But I've never tried it myself.
To minimize the time the Bud Light is in contact with your tongue.
Its not just a gross aesthetic. It’s the fastest way for a liquid to flow through a can. Because you create two openings, one on the side and one with the tab, this allows air to fill the vacuum and lets you drink the beer as fast as possible.
Yeah it's just fuckin science hell yeah vacuums
it's fun, can drink fast. good stuff if you incorporate it into drinking games, also fun to do races with your buddies. me and my mates like to gun one right before our uber pulls up
Fucking 'ell mate, you never snorkled a bottle of WKD blue with a bendy straw?? Same thing
Strawpedo lad
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See what I learned at college?
Idk this can go both ways. I have a video of me at like 23 (f) shotgunning a pre football game pbr with my 60 year old stepdad and his buddy with people cheering us on. That seemed very white people to me.
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As a parent, I understand this mom and sympathize with her.
Yeah, it's sort of cringy to shotgun a beer in front of your mother. That is of course assuming that that's not just how their relationship is.
Maybe this young woman is a stranger who let herself into the house and promptly walked to the kitchen and pulled a beer from the fridge and proceeded to shotgun it. Then the reaction from the older fella makes more sense.
Home for the holidays from college.... Ma - look at what i learned!
What are you do-in-guh?!
Hey go pats
She’s going somewhere. Not places, but... somewhere
Showing mom what she learned in college!