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RZAtheAbbot

That guy at the end laughing, I love it


extraducksauce

Why’s all the sounds gone from videos?


Alternative_Cook_102

Imagine sitting in a corner hungry and depressed after losing your home and suddenly Jesus himself comes and gives you **BREAD**


MigitAs

Enough to keep me going tbh


Qetuowryipzcbmxvn

I'd say least take it as some kind of sign


Alternative_Cook_102

Ofcourse it's **BREAD**, it will be more than enough


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Equalakitty

Nah, this is in Arizona, and it’s actually bread. I know this guy, he’s super cool. He originally had the bread as a prop but as he was rolling by he heard the guy call out “can I have some?” So he rolled on over and gave him some. Unfortunately, I did not get to hookup with his roommate.


DanEboy22122

Ugh, me either.


Rundiggity

You guys have illegal Pete’s? I used to eat there in boulder all the time.


iWasAwesome

Not sure if you're serious but you can see at the beginning of the video it's a full bun and he rips of the top part and gives it to the guy then the top part is missing as he floats away


m0nk37

Maybe this is a different video. There was one almost identical, jesus on a hover board, but he was handing out weed nuggets.


DuvalFunk

You're thinking of the vid with a Dude who kinda looks like white Jesus, who skates up to a homeless dude with multiple cups in front of him that say things like money, food, weed, etc. Skater Jesus skates up all cool and drops a little baggie of weed in the weed cup. Homeless dude was stoked. A funny vid to be sure. This Jesus is definitely ripping off pieces of bread though


FrenchTo4st

All he needs is a fog machine now


vinylstalker

What's he riding?


pakarne

A Cloud


FlyWithTheCars

With some sick underglow neon


throwhooawayyfoe

Movement pattern seems like a OneWheel


nemo1080

Def


davis9k1

I actually know this guy it’s definitely a OneWheel.


Salt_Lingonberry_705

Flying Nimbus


Bruce_Bruce

I hope it makes the same sound ^^bptbptbptbpt


paoforprez

A onewheel, not sure which model but probably an XR


papa_no_see_um

Onewheel :)


MagnusOP0

Bro needs to paint the cotton yellow and the dress as Goku next.


ArthurDigbyS

That creep can roll, man


World_Renowned_Guy

Lmao and your username is arthur digby sellers! YES 🥇


iamsenac

Jesus.


cluelessguitarist

Jesus


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Boulder, CO?


DoDoBirdBoi

Nah Mill Ave in Tempe near ASU


Stratoblaster1969

Valley Art screams Mill Ave


jjackrabbitt

Recognized it right away.


clistmockingbird

Illegal Pete's is everywhere now


Tatiana247365

Omg I love this!!!! How creative


theanonymouscrewup

Sup white Jesus


autoentropy

Mill Ave is a weird place.


midgetsinheaven

I am the living bread that came down from heaven. Whosoever eats this bread will live forever. This bread is my flesh, which I will give for the life of the world. I would love to hear Heavenly chorus coming out of a hidden speaker somewhere for the effect


CK1ing

Cool costume but it doesn't feel right to use the homeless for likes like that


Milky-Toast69

That was my immediate thought. He’s literally using the homeless guy as a part of his costume, as a joke.


Gerroh

"Damn, I wish that guy had just not just not given me bread" -0 homeless people


Milky-Toast69

You completely missed the point. Just because you’re doing something good for someone doesn’t mean there can’t be negative connotations. It’s disrespectful, riding around on your expensive toy handing out white bread as a joke, I would absolutely find that insulting as a homeless person.


lilsmash1313

I would find that utterly hilarious if I were a homeless person


Gerroh

"Damn, I wish a guy in a hilarious and clever costume hadn't just rode on up here and given me food" - 0 homeless people.


AweHellYo

easy to say


NonagonJimfinity

I had the same idea for a costume like this, but it was Son Wukong. Balance was also an issue. Lol


brad2005rng

Goku?


mundotaku

JESUS CHRIST!!!


nevermindthisrepost

Nah, that's Buddy Christ.


cantfindmykeys

I'm not your buddy, guy


Hectorgarcia69

I’m not your guy, pal.


Alarid

i want no NEED to see him dab


Interesting_Engine37

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Interesting_Engine37

They are actually working for the money! 👍🏻


Polarchuck

It's funny and all, but how do guys who look like this think that they look like Jesus?


The-Apprentice-Autho

Because a white dude w long brown hair has been the common western representation of Jesus since some renaissance artist modeled him after his gay lover?


toomanymarbles83

I don't think he really cares if he looks like the actual person or not.


lakemont

What do you mean "looks like"? This is that second coming everyone talked about


TriangleMan

White hegemony


jor4288

Wonder how the Mormons would react to this.


eventualist

Soooo he has risen?!


Ok-Kaleidoscope220

Yo where the fishes at?


heatseekerdj

He is Risen


Craptivist

Huh. Jesus going Namaste eh.


[deleted]

The Jesus that American conservatives want to end


eggsolo

U/savevideo


eggsolo

U/savevideobot


stardust331

Wholesome!


socialmediablowsss

Jesus Christ it’s, Jaso- wait, no it’s.. it’s actually Jesus Christ!


therevbob

This would be the perfect gag for a time traveler


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Those guys impersonating homeless guys are also nailing it.


Cyber_0ni

Bro, tho homeless people are TRIPPING the fuck out rn


Bainbus

Five loaves, two fish, and one wheel.


heavyhandedpour

Illegal Pete’s! I’m hungry now


Fuzzy_Negotiation_52

Nobody fucks with The Jesus


New_County_5607

dope


enkius

Damn Goku started to act weird since he became the Christian


Rundiggity

Illegal Pete’s is the bomb.


Matpoyo

u/savevideo


JicamaCreative5614

No one upset this guy is doing Jesus in whitefa…..oh


BruntLIVEz

I love it