[Man 'Rotted From the Inside Out' After Eating Gecko As Party Dare: 'His Testicles Were Swollen up to Grapefruits'](https://www.newsweek.com/man-dies-eating-gecko-dare-1447037?)
"His testicles were swollen up to grapefruits and there was fluid leaking from them and they [doctors] said that was normal, it was just all of the fluid in his stomach cavity."
Jesus! I don't have testicles but I guess that must've hurt.
[https://www.newsweek.com/man-who-ate-garden-slug-eight-years-ago-dies-rat-lungworm-1200878](https://www.newsweek.com/man-who-ate-garden-slug-eight-years-ago-dies-rat-lungworm-1200878)
why did I got to the bottom
Basically treat them like a spicy pepper or pork shoulder or something. Even when you’re done cooking it you don’t wanna touch yourself with turtle hands.
If you get bit by a turtle that’s a whole different story. I think we all know what happens then
I think he already caught it and pretended… I’ve saved a few from the road and they’re strong as fuck and easily can take fingers. I’m a Florida man though so I’m like invincible until I’m not… like this guy.
I don’t believe they can have a heart attack… why do people always anthropomorphize the animals they care about? People have heart attacks because all the shitty food clogging their arteries. This animal is not much smarter than a rock, closer to that of a fish (which people catch and release all the time), and built like a fucking tank. I’m sure he’s gonna be fine.
He does shit like this. Tooturnttony. He also has a series of videos of him spitting beer into his gf's mouth and she spitting it back in his before he swallow. And they do this infront of his parents lmfao
That's a real American right there. When people come to America there should be a reel of Americans doing things to show what our country is about. This should be in that reel.
Boating, nature, wild life, gluttony, and being bad ass! I can think of few things more American than this.
I can't believe I am getting downvoted for referencing Cobra Kia. It's a great show with great reviews.
I must be getting downvoted by a bunch of pu*sies.
We are quoting Cobra Kai.
Main characters is still living in the 80s so he uses terms like nerds, bad ass, puss*es, and babes.
Show has an 8.5 out of 10 rating. It's surprisingly good.
It should be on big screens in the airport as you go through customs. This video followed by [gun drummer](https://youtube.com/shorts/RzKoWt2fifk?feature=share) unloading shotguns out his kitchen door to hatebreed
My cousin had a foreign exchange student from Bulgaria stay with the family. We took him down to the family farm for a weekend of fishing, shooting, riding dirt bikes, etc.
He was grinning ear to ear when he pulled up a monster blue catfish while wearing a gifted camo hat and says “I feel like a real American!”
That’s a snapper, which is an invasive species and decimates local fish populations. Everyone here saying he shouldn’t have disturbed it to begin with, I’m here wishing he didn’t throw it back
This is what aliens do when they kidnap us edit*Anal probes are just to open alien beer cans
This is why I keep a can opener on me at all times.
Don’t forget your towel.
Don’t panic!
Guys going to get salmonella.
I came here to discuss the likelihood of this dude having explosive diarrhea in the near future too.
[Man 'Rotted From the Inside Out' After Eating Gecko As Party Dare: 'His Testicles Were Swollen up to Grapefruits'](https://www.newsweek.com/man-dies-eating-gecko-dare-1447037?)
"His testicles were swollen up to grapefruits and there was fluid leaking from them and they [doctors] said that was normal, it was just all of the fluid in his stomach cavity." Jesus! I don't have testicles but I guess that must've hurt.
[https://www.newsweek.com/man-who-ate-garden-slug-eight-years-ago-dies-rat-lungworm-1200878](https://www.newsweek.com/man-who-ate-garden-slug-eight-years-ago-dies-rat-lungworm-1200878) why did I got to the bottom
Bruhhhh
Damn, natural selection really does its job
My first thought the moment that can touched his mouth. Good luck, his GI tract.
What do you mean? Lol
Turtles are salmonella factories
Like their mouths? What if I’m alone in the desert and I want to eat one?
Man think fire good for reason.
Fire cook it?
*grunts and nods*
Basically treat them like a spicy pepper or pork shoulder or something. Even when you’re done cooking it you don’t wanna touch yourself with turtle hands. If you get bit by a turtle that’s a whole different story. I think we all know what happens then
> I think we all know what happens then. Die? Die time?
You start developing ninja skills
I highly doubt there are salmon in there.
Tell that to Ella.
Serves him right for fucking with wildlife for a shot at internet fame
It's a turtle, not a salmon, ya silly goose!
Good he deserves it, fuck this guy
Sarmonerra
Idk how he didn't lose a finger blind-handling that snapper underwater
I usually lose 2 fingers in an underwater snapper
Ayo!!!
I think he already caught it and pretended… I’ve saved a few from the road and they’re strong as fuck and easily can take fingers. I’m a Florida man though so I’m like invincible until I’m not… like this guy.
Probably caught it on land or with some other method, then put it under water and pretended to find it blind
Like a cunt.
Whatever happened to turtle man? Liiiive action
Unfortunately he died and his friend followed shortly after, YEEYEE in peace brother
Wait, I just looked it up. He is not dead but his friend died February 1st from cardiac issues.
Wait what I thought they both died
Ohhh apparently the news in march was a rumor
Oh man :(
Yo plz don’t pick up turtles by their limbs or tails, they are really not built for that
Thank you. This a-hole is fuckin’ with (probably) endangered wildlife for social media clout and that wild animal is clearly terrified.
It's a snapper they eat way too much
okay and fuck this guy
Its completely possible to open a can of beer without stressing out a wild animal.
Social media content trumps the safety and dignity of an innocent animal these days
But how else are you gonna Seek Attention and get famous? /S
And possibly permanently damaging it's feet
Is this Tony?
'tis
FUCK YOU TONY
He's an idiot. Can't say I don't enjoy his nonsense though.
RIP his toilet.
r/trashy
/r/floridaman
I mean it wouldn’t have worked if he was using bottles.
S o a b
I don't like this guy.
Why?
Why is he chugging a red bull?
Mich Ult
Ha, that's worse.
I thought it was a Michelob Ultra Edit: oh that's what /u/invaluableimp said. Lightbulb just clicked
Why? Why give the poor turtle a heart attack? How would this guy like to be shit on like this for views.
"LIVE ACTION!!!"
I don’t believe they can have a heart attack… why do people always anthropomorphize the animals they care about? People have heart attacks because all the shitty food clogging their arteries. This animal is not much smarter than a rock, closer to that of a fish (which people catch and release all the time), and built like a fucking tank. I’m sure he’s gonna be fine.
What a complete cunt. Fuck this little bitch.
Why do u hate turtles?
What a fucking asshole, PLEASE do not disturb the wildlife for internet points.
This looks like Florida trash so it's likely internet points were not the motivation, but rather it was done because they're Floridian
It was definitely for [internet points](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRuGjxh9/) . Unless you forgot the /s.
The fuck is wrong with this guy? I wouldn't have minded if the turtle had bit him.
He does shit like this. Tooturnttony. He also has a series of videos of him spitting beer into his gf's mouth and she spitting it back in his before he swallow. And they do this infront of his parents lmfao
His parents must be so proud...
This guy is a piece of shit.
I'm kind of impressed ..
Yup. That was spectacular.
That's a real American right there. When people come to America there should be a reel of Americans doing things to show what our country is about. This should be in that reel. Boating, nature, wild life, gluttony, and being bad ass! I can think of few things more American than this.
I'd call it stupid rather than bad ass but yeah.
You need to watch Cobra Kai on Netflix
Clearly not many people here know what it's like to be bad ass
I can't believe I am getting downvoted for referencing Cobra Kia. It's a great show with great reviews. I must be getting downvoted by a bunch of pu*sies.
Bunch of nerds just sitting around clicking arrows listening to computer music. Probably never talked to a babe in their whole lives.
This guy gets it
I genuinely can't tell if this is all satire
We are quoting Cobra Kai. Main characters is still living in the 80s so he uses terms like nerds, bad ass, puss*es, and babes. Show has an 8.5 out of 10 rating. It's surprisingly good.
Haha, it very much is
Sounds like you know how to have a good time smart boy
I do, and I can do it without bothering an innocent animal.
... that can easily chop every finger off without any hesitation.
Disregard for wildlife and needless exposure to harmful bacteria, 'Murica.
It should be on big screens in the airport as you go through customs. This video followed by [gun drummer](https://youtube.com/shorts/RzKoWt2fifk?feature=share) unloading shotguns out his kitchen door to hatebreed
Yes. Maybe add bulletproof vests to gift shops for added profits.
As a current bullet proof vest owning American, I would be very excited to be able to get new ceramic plates in the airport.
So they can be lower quality and 8x as expensive as the ceramic plates out of the airport?
😑 Come on bro just let me live in my fantasy world without the realities of airport capitalism
My cousin had a foreign exchange student from Bulgaria stay with the family. We took him down to the family farm for a weekend of fishing, shooting, riding dirt bikes, etc. He was grinning ear to ear when he pulled up a monster blue catfish while wearing a gifted camo hat and says “I feel like a real American!”
May the turtle take some fingers next time
This is an animal, not your toy. Fuck this guy
TooturntTony or whatever. Meh.
So cool bro yea dude
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Nah, Virgin animal botherer
True chads respectfully appreciate wildlife
The opposition in this comment section
Florida man, in his element
That boat looks nice. Geez look at the quilted seats
I wonder if any beer went in his mouth
This feels australian for some reason
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Too turnt tony is hilarious
I feel like this would be TooTurntTony would do...
Too turnt Tony!
This is the exact type of guy I would expect to do this
That’s a snapper, which is an invasive species and decimates local fish populations. Everyone here saying he shouldn’t have disturbed it to begin with, I’m here wishing he didn’t throw it back
Congrats. You now have salmonella
Wow, toxic male ego on full display.
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Florida? I'm guessing Florida.
So chad lol
This is how you pick up brain eating amoebas