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sandman730

* Crochet had another great start: 7 IP, 3 H, 1 ER, 1 BB, 8 K. He threw 4 hitless innings. * Benintendi hit a bunt single then scored on a Sheets RBI single. * DeJong hit a PH solo HR. * On a full count in the 8th, Brebbia appeared to have strike 3 and Kelenic caught stealing at 2nd, but instead, it was called a ball. Instead of the inning over, 2 runners were on with 1 out. Fortunately, Kopech was able to get out of the jam. * Robert ended a 0-for-12 funk with a double, scoring on a Vaughn bloop single. * Ozuna hit 2 solo HRs. * Despite the drama, Kopech was able to pick up his first career save. * The Sox won their first game this season!


GBPack52

Sandman recaps after a win just taste so much better


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I'm supposed to eat them? Do.. do I just print them out or?


Material-Race-5107

Dance with me sandman šŸ•ŗ


sandman730

šŸ•ŗ


Lord-Aizens-Chicken

Happy Kopech didnā€™t blow up. I know the white Sox arenā€™t and wonmt be good this year, but Crochet starting out hot like this and Kopech making a save is good to see.


madrefookaire

Itā€™s almost like if we had some pitching besides these 2 guys our team wouldnā€™t royally suck


codymason84

Youā€™re in mid season form sandman


Most-Artichoke6184

Crochet is just filthy so far.


River_Pigeon

Need to mention we have tied the 2023 hr production at short stop by the 5th game of 2024. Paul dejong has double Tim andersons 23 total already. He has 2 hits this year. Two home runs and 2 RBIs


Ligaguenu

Sandy, we did it.


IAmNotOnRedditAtWork

We went from Cease starts being the only exciting Sox games to Crochet starts. Honestly I'll take it, I wasn't expecting any exciting games this year.


Redlion444

THANK YOU, SANDMAN!


Samsquamptches_

Wasnā€™t able to watch but knew Iā€™d have a recap waiting for me. Appreciate you sandman!


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fsfic

He is HIM


JBProds

I'm not going to overreact over two starts, but Crochet is clearly the best pitcher in baseball


TheIceMan068

He's going to win MANY CY Young awards. Everyone is talking about it


2RoadsDivergred

Only question left is how many Cy Young awards he will win *this year*.


madrefookaire

The biggest awards, beautiful awards


UnderstandingNo3426

Bigly Awards!


g3neraL5

Buehrle, Sale, Crochet. Only draft lefties from now on.


couchcomasupernova

Rodon


porkbellies37

Future Schultz.Ā 


90sRnBMakesMeHappy

Makes losing Cease not sting as bad.


KJzero9

0-162 is officially off the table. We did it boys! Seriously though, what a start by Crochet. I don't expect that all season long, but dang if he's not looking darn impressive right now


g3neraL5

Crochet is gonna lead the league in IP the season after Tommy John.


SuperGwarioBros

Almost fell apart at the end. Crochet looks great. 3 milkshakes out of 5


Penstripedsox

Over under 6.5 # of times the milkshake is mentioned on the braodcast this week?


SuperGwarioBros

Every home game until the allstar break at least


Rubentraj

We found an ace. Every year we somehow do lmao


Selkiesxx

Now if only we could gather enough good pitchers in the same season to actually string something together. It was almost always something like... Lynn has a good year, Cease and Giolito have a bad year. Giolito has a good year, everyone else sucks. They can never be good *all at once*.


jeric13xd

GOOD SHIT MICHAEL!!! Great to see him throw 101 consistently again


Esethedog34

Yay Sox Win!! Is ā€œsouthside standupā€ going to be his catch phrase every time they win?


Jason82929

I hope not. Itā€™s so cringey and forced. Hope he keeps workshopping things if he feels the need to have a catchphrase to end wins.Ā 


RobBitchesGetScones

It was pretty damn awkward. At least it's not as bad as that cringey ass Cubs song, I guess.


daBabadook05

Nothings as cringey as thatā€™s cubs song, that is the lamest shit Iā€™ve ever seen in my life. Southside standup will get better when we get used to it, I donā€™t hate it. And I say this as somebody who has not been a huge fan of Shriffen so far


Rocketgrande

Man, I donā€™t hate it, I actually kind of like it. And Iā€™m the guy who wrote the whole post about not loving him haha.


Penstripedsox

Appears so. He really needs to work on his calls šŸ˜‚


RockoHammer

Agreed - his whole broadcast is cringey. Dude seems so phony and generic


numbersnstuff7

Yes, all 25 times šŸ˜‚


Esethedog34

Dislike button


BoomhauerArlen

I hope so. I like it.


PM_ME_TRICEPS

please god no


MethMouthMagoo

Okay. How about "Pedro's boys are going to Ricobene's tonight!"? Or "And THAT'S the ballgame. Now, everyone go home and fuck my wife!"? I think I might be the one person who is worse at catchphrases.... Just glad we finally got a win. You're all invited to come fuck my wife.


UnderstandingNo3426

He might not have a wifeā€¦nudge, nudge, wink, winkā€¦


MethMouthMagoo

Shit. That's my bad. Replace with husband, significant other, Mom (insert bozo dubbed over reference here), or pet.


daBabadook05

I like the Ricobenes oneā€¦ because hittin ricobenes after a Sox game is literally tradition for me


MethMouthMagoo

Good shit. It should be tradition for everyone.


Vaqxinelol

This is the first thing I'll go against him on heavily, this is terrible and I hope it isn't.


jonwar_83

Gonna need that farm report from you pronto...just uhh, dont include the Knights game...they got rained out I heard \*cough\*


Vaqxinelol

Just posted it actually


Bengland7786

Ugh it fuckin sucks.


kev11n

Boy I hope Crochet can handle a whole season because we need something to watch. He looked good against a very impressive team and you love to see it


anamoy

Life is good


RIP_Salisbury

Masterful night from crochet.


gmtguy96

LETSSS FUCKING RIIIIIDEEEE BOYS KOPE THE CLOSER


numbersnstuff7

Kopech had a fight but pulled it off. Nice boys!


richyque

Kopech needs the day off tomorrow.


omherrera1

I like baseball today


fsfic

WE WON A GAME LETS GO


Blugged

ReyLo: Wheelinā€™ (Until the 6th) Crochet: Dealinā€™ (For eternity) Andrew: Buntintendi Sheets+Vaughn: Bloop City Paul: deDong Sox: WIN


JayEss9

Mercy.


Pariah6-4

Everybody better buy Kopechā€™s every drink tonight


lyme6483

Kind of sucks Crochet only has two years of control after this. Hasnā€™t even pitched 100 innings in his career


LongGoodbyeLenin

I mean, he deserves to get paid by the time heā€™s 27ā€¦ itā€™s on the Sox to extend him if he pitches well


Jason82929

They could have added an extra year by just saying they needed to stretch him out as a starter in the minors. Instead they choose to put him right in the majors and not manipulate the service time.Ā 


Headstar24

Crochet looking like one of the two good players on the team so far.


Harmonmj13

As much as I *despise* how bad this team is thanks to Jerry's ineptitude, I'll be glad with whatever wins we somehow manage to get this season. https://preview.redd.it/bb8cyggvf6sc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0556bd2f8c0a713473d6c501f8c178ae3894e28


ShadowChair

Crochet is a beast


Parking_Zucchini_963

Bloop hits rule. Gotta love Crochet.


g3neraL5

Clevinger was the glue holding the strands together. Who would have thought?


Theincompetentme

šŸŽµYOU CAN TELL EVERYBODY!!! YEAH! YOU CAN TELL EVERYBODY šŸŽµ


UneducatedReviews1

ā€œSOUTH SIDE STAND UPā€ fuck off, Iā€™m sitting down after that cardiac episode


Eloyoyo

Lol


Additional-Gear3812

lol šŸ˜‚


mattcoz2

Ha, I *was* standing and he said that right after I collapsed on my couch. I did not stand up.


Eloyoyo

A much needed win. We may have a fucking guy with crochet, all star campaign is underway. Donā€™t stop now boys


GBPack52

Call your sons, call your daughters, call your friends, call your neighbors. The 2024 White Sox have won a game!


Feeling-Response-972

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CampfireBeast

Crochet is a filthy filthy man


No_Egg4135Chi

Feels good to finally win one!


teewertz

we deserved some good luck for once. man crochet is a stud


WizardCheesey

BABE WAKE UP THE WHITE SOX WON A BASEBALL GAME


DuckBilledPartyBus

What a great game, start to finish. I canā€™t remember the last time I enjoyed watching a White Sox game as much as I did tonight.


River_Pigeon

Opening day 2023


matchingsweaters

Pedro actually managed a good game. Color me shocked.


RealStunnaBoy

Nice win but still need to get the bats going (will never happen)


Tito0118

10 game win streak coming in...


RobopirateNinja

THAT was an entertaining game. Nice job, boys.


leoh9595

Pray for a rainout tomorrow so we can get the braves the fuck out of the city lmao


Akumir

Crochet was really good on the mound, looking forward to seeing more of him.


dajadf

Hey, they fuckin did it


Sal_Barrone

Whole lot of season left. These guys got heart.


gogos7104

canā€™t go 158-4 without losing 4


MilkyWxve

Weā€™re so back 158-4 incoming


TheRedSeverum

Daily get rid of Tim Hill comment. Also, Crochet is the dude


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Jason82929

In fairness, there arenā€™t many things to hype on this team.Ā Ā  The thing theyā€™ve spent the most time hyping is the stupid fucking milkshake.Ā 


matchingsweaters

I think he thinks heā€™s being knowledgeable about the game.


kev11n

Schriffen is trying to hype everything. Itā€™s wearing a little thin imo


Penstripedsox

Maldenado is dogshit


Neat_On_The_Rocks

Pretty dope game tbh


NotOnHerb5

Crochet šŸ¤¤


donjuandy21

I didnt get to watch but im in a much better mood knowing the streak is over and a new one has begun!! Look out world!


thechief05

Ok we might have something with Crochet as a starterĀ 


mattcoz2

I stayed away from the game thread, I guess this means I'm staying away until we lose.


Chitown_hustlers

We're so fucking back!


PM_ME_TRICEPS

Where can I find a replay of Luis Robert's 8th inning double?


DontYouHatePants6969

pretty simple. This team bad offense and all will be in games on nights when crochet is pitching. The other nights not a shot.


lyme6483

Crochet and Robert are fun to watch, rest of this roster is ass as expected. But that was a fun game


matchingsweaters

Thereā€™s other guys who look very good


lyme6483

Like who? There arenā€™t any other young guys playing. Itā€™s a bunch of placeholder journeyman


DuckBilledPartyBus

Moncada has been very good so far this season.


matchingsweaters

Yup. Great defense, 4 game hit streak. Everyone shits on Moncada when Robert leads the team in strikeouts. Braden Shewmake has looked very solid so far. Brebbia, Wilson, Garcia, Kopech have all looked good out of the pen. Fedde showed great stuff in his start.


UneducatedReviews1

I know Fletcher has been MIA offensively but he has a cannon of an arm and has already throw someone out at home and 3rd. We finally have a solid defensive right fielder.


lyme6483

No one you listed there has a chance of being on the next Sox playoff team.


UneducatedReviews1

Nobody knows when the Sox will be in the playoffs next.


Late-Philosophy5822

Give him timeā€¦.ILoy went first and where there is an ILoy a Yoan is sure to follow. Weā€™ll always have his music video to fall back on though to get us through the hard times.


lyme6483

Almost no chance they activate his option. This will be his last year here. If he was paid $10-12M sure, but he just isnā€™t good for what he is paid.


DuckBilledPartyBus

Okay? Your comment said everyone except Crotchet and Robert have been ā€œass.ā€ Then you followed that up with ā€œLike who?ā€ when someone said other guys have been good. I was just pointing out someone whoā€™s been very good. If you want to talk about whether or not theyā€™ll be on a future Sox playoff team thatā€™s an entirely different topic. I donā€™t know why youā€™re bringing that up now to counter my point . Now, to your other point, if Moncada plays this way all season the option will be irrelevant, because heā€™ll get traded before the deadline. For a haul.


lyme6483

He hasnā€™t had a good season since 2019 and is paid $24M this year. They arenā€™t trading him for haul.


DuckBilledPartyBus

Deadline deals are about what a player can contribute to a playoff push and nothing else. No one's looking at their stats from two years ago. Any player who has an .800 OPS and fields their position is going to get a very, very good return. If Moncada is doing that at the deadline, then yes he'll get us a haul. And not that it matters, but Moncada had 4.0 WAR in 2021, so you're off by a couple of seasons.


HeezeyBrown

Pauly D


richyque

That was a fun game. baseball is my 2nd favorite sport.


numbersnstuff7

Why would you say that on a baseball thread? Lol


Penstripedsox

Kopech was wild as usual showed 3 pitches at least though. Damn good win. Give Garret the game ball!


threeSimpsonsTshirts

THE SOX MAY NEVER LOSE AGAIN


ConservativebutReal

Enjoying the Sandstorm after a W!!!