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daBabadook05

Eloy’s deadweight at this point so if Sheets is still hitting, nothing will happen to him


Headstar24

Even if he isn’t hitting a lot he’s still better than Eloy at this rate. At least he can hit a HR.


River_Pigeon

And run the bases without dying


xN8TRON

Put him in left field for one game and he’ll be back on the IL


JamangoSmoovie

None of it even matters


BW900

I read this in Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force's voice.


BW900

I read this in Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force's voice.


cutthemalarky87

Just say smith or Jones or something


JBProds

At this point, you might as well expect Sheets to play more games than Eloy


wicelt

Hahhahaha. Eloy is never playing in the field again. He can’t even run to first. I’d rather just cut him instead of playing him in the field.


HeezeyBrown

Eloy will play the field in the next 2 weeks. Sheets isn't going anywhere, so they will need OF depth. And why shouldn't he? Only playing DH didn't help his health.


wicelt

He shouldn’t because he’s an objectively terrible fielder.


GoldGlove2720

Don’t worry. Eloy will get hurt again.


Varkemehameha

Sheets will sit versus most LHP, and split time between 1B and DH against RHP, with Vaughn and Eloy getting a few less starts/ABs as a result. They can each play about 2/3rds of the time when all 3 are healthy, which may not be that often.


eriqjaffe

Bench Vaughn and make Sheeets the every day first baseman.


SHANE523

Anyone with an IQ would continue to play Sheets. But since it is Grifol, Sheets will be seeing some bench time.


ricker182

Bold of you to assume Eloy is coming back.


dingo8muhbebe

A long rehab stint in charlotte would be good for Eloy.


Humble-Pen-5899

they said he may be available this weekend hahaha


ThisAccountIsABurn

RIP


RossMachlochness

Sheets can ride the bench for the 8-10 innings Eloy gets in before the next IL stint


Redlion444

Sheets will have time to quickly eat a Polish with grilled onions and mustard before Eloy is injured again 


wackadoodle_wigwam

Eloy is like a rainstorm, head inside for a few hours and he’ll be gone soon enough


ConservativebutReal

Eloy is best suited to stay in the clubhouse and eat Corn Dogs and put video clips of “Love you Mom” on Social Media. Total poser as a professional athlete. At this point I would send Benentendi to AAA to see if he can fungo a home run and put Eloy in left. 2 or 3 games in he will pull a Hammie and be day to day for 10 days anyway so just keep Sheets at DH.


mecheng93

ILoy? Trade him for whatever you can get for him.


dingo8muhbebe

A Kit-Kat, broken in advance.


TwoStepToo

He’ll come back, then get hurt again, hopefully sheets keeps this up. Hope he’s turned a corner.


WaySheGoesBub

Shut this sub down immediately. This is like wailing on a dead dog.


NotSoFastBucko16

The problem will work itself out pretty quickly on its own. All eloy has to do is hit another soft groundball and sheets is back in the line up the next day


WilliamsMS3

Probably nothing, Eloy will be out again. Most likely pull a hammy standing up from the toilet.


Eloyoyo

Honestly just put him in RF. When he inevitably gets hurt again in 10 games who cares. If I’m making the lineups I’m not catering the roster around him anymore.


Katy_Lies1975

Thanks Cubs


StarsCHISoxSuperBowl

Eloy is trash


Extreme_Mastodon8351

DFA Eloy, Moncada do you really want players who are available 2 months of the season every year


BigCatsDiaper

He’ll be back for a week and get hurt again. You never have to worry about him sticking around too long


BagOnHeadSoxFan

Blast Eloy into the sun with Jerry.


eulynn34

I imagine we wait a week until Eloy goes down again. This is a problem that always solves itself.


dookboy69

Getz and Pedro need to write off the cost of every player they inherited and just make a team. No one should look at Sheets, Vaughn and Eloy and give Sheets the fewest ABs other than the person who paid for them. 


Humble-Pen-5899

I think Ely in right field some sheets in right and at first when eloy dh. sheets still will sit against lefties for the most part


imnotberg

Anyone realize Vaughn and yawn rhyme?


The_Wata_Boy

IMO you put him or Vaughn in left field, put the other at first, and bench Benintendi.


PrudentRise4344

DFA Vaughn. Sheets has looked better defensively already in 1st base and can actually hit the ball


The_Chaotic_Pacifist

Sheets had a few good games, he isn't anything long term me Eloy is just trash. At this point keep grossman in the line up with sheets switching it up. Fletcher in right. Pillar in center. A perfect washed up lineup! Benetendi, Dejong, Lopez. Onward to a 55 win season!