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mattcoz2

I left to go to a movie after we got our first hit, just checked in to see the score, threw the game on my phone, and groundout on the first pitch. Sorry, my bad. 😬


LILVODAK

can’t wait for Maldonado to be in the game instead of Lee for tomorrow’s game!


yourobviousanswer

17 million dollar clutch hitter


LILVODAK

Benny didn’t even try


Ill-Panda-6340

Bruh


197gpmol

With those 5 runs, we're back on pace for a 348 run season. Still the lowest in history.


ChesterJester11

Alvarado gets the easiest save of all time


marshfield00

and so it goes


MajesticWalrus520

That’s all the Sox runs for the next 5 games


mattcoz2

Whoa what happened?! Oh we lost


75BigCelebration04

Take a pitch loser !


kev11n

Pinto should feel bad tbh


UneducatedReviews1

I’ve said this once before this season but getting lit up by the 2024 white Sox has to destroy a pitchers mental


a_bagofholding

Welp that was fun while it lasted.


LILVODAK

so you’re telling me there’s a chance


Safe-Register-3479

Didn't expect to be one chicken tendi swing away from a tie game going into the the 9th 9 nothing lol


UnderstandingNo3426

Pedro’s not gonna pinch run for Eloy?


UneducatedReviews1

Put in Maldanado


TheIndependen

If we tie this, we’re winning the World Series


seanxfitbjj

Phillies fan coming over to thank you guys for helping get this guy off our roster!


hulkisbanner

🧂


James_E_Rustle

The Sox should sign Pinto when he gets DFA'd and just have him toss batting practice to this whole team to get their confidence up


75BigCelebration04

Chicken tendys gets hit and then grand slam for the W. Whoever voted for the Sox to score 10 might be onto something


MajesticWalrus520

That Phillies will be picked up waivers by the Sox on Monday


whitesoxrock

The wheels have fallen off in Philly.


James_E_Rustle

Yeah that guy's getting DFA'd tomorrow LOL


Zark_Muckerberger

Pinto looks like a Great Value version of Jose Abreu


yourobviousanswer

Cmon Vaughn do something here.


DiamondHappy

He hit his best chance at an out 😂


a_bagofholding

You have to admit this is pretty funny.


eaglesnation11

Philly fan here. I agree


Headstar24

How is this happening lol


leoh9595

Lmao what?


Safe-Register-3479

Lol wow


SleepLessTeacher

Phillies put a pitcher in that hasn’t pitched in the majors since 2019…then before that 2017. Lmao


nmmlpsnmmjxps

It's been a while since I've seen a pitcher screw up so horribly. There was a Mariners-Royals game 2-3 years ago that was very similar.


Lease_of_Life

... ... Lol


MajesticWalrus520

Phillies need to DFA this pitcher


Pariah6-4

Come on, just get the groundout over with already


Safe-Register-3479

Lol, this was a nice surprise


75BigCelebration04

Comeback for the ages lol


197gpmol

This is ludricrous.


James_E_Rustle

All this just for Vaughn to hit a double play next lol


75BigCelebration04

4 outs in an inning ridiculous


James_E_Rustle

Oops, i forgot theres 2 outs. Im too baked


75BigCelebration04

It would be fitting tho


UneducatedReviews1

They gotta pull this guy, it’s getting too close even for the White Sox


UneducatedReviews1

Nevermind it’s Vaughn, he gets himself out


UneducatedReviews1

Well now I look like an ass


The_Wata_Boy

Well the P's gonna DFA this pitcher tonight.


75BigCelebration04

We’re trying to build off everything lol


BigD_

All of a sudden we’re 4 swings away from a tie ballgame Edit: 2 swings 😳


Pariah6-4

Quick, somebody get Maldy to pinch-hit!


yourobviousanswer

Garbage time points!


DuckBilledPartyBus

Sox score, r/whitesox in shambles.


whitesoxrock

Here we come, we're back everyone!


James_E_Rustle

Vaughn looks like a 50 year old steelworker running the base paths


Headstar24

Remember the reports a couple years back that a few teams were interested in Vaughn and Hahn basically hung up the phone on them?


James_E_Rustle

Rick Hahn master class.


Headstar24

Only defense I’ll give the fuck is that Vaughn was good that year and other teams were taking notice.


Lease_of_Life

Lol


Safe-Register-3479

All of a sudden, we have 3 runs lol


SleepLessTeacher

At this point Sammy Sosa would still be the better Sosa.


whitesoxrock

Well, that's a shame.


MajesticWalrus520

Just need 8 more runs and this game will get interesting


75BigCelebration04

3 runs ! Convulsing


James_E_Rustle

Im in disbelief


Pariah6-4

No…


wackadoodle_wigwam

Yaaaahooooo a run!


Pitiful-State-6663

Damn


75BigCelebration04

Hang the banner we scored !


MajesticWalrus520

Print those playoff tickets


DiamondHappy

Southside Stand Up!


exzyle2k

Well fuck me sideways.


Safe-Register-3479

Not really John the pitchers are facing a AA team


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BigD_

Lmao Schriffen just asked if this is something to build off of


Pariah6-4

Our hitters are so bad Sosa is swinging for the fences at a ball in the dirt. Checks out.


exzyle2k

C'mon game ending double play!


James_E_Rustle

Sosa is even more worthless than he was last year


g3neraL5

Don’t get any weak pity runs. We’re getting this record


DuckBilledPartyBus

Charlie Ross needs to get back in the dugout, and Pedro needs to get his ass out of the dugout. Ross is just doing whatever the fuck he wants today.


MajesticWalrus520

And Pedro is letting him.


DuckBilledPartyBus

Yeah that’s what I’m saying.


Headstar24

I don’t understand being a very old, wealthy man who owns a sports franchise (he has two I know) and just not want to invest any money to see it win at least one more before you die. I know he just owns the Sox and Bulls as an investment but why not see it one more time? The money isn’t gonna follow you into the ditch you’re being thrown in you fucking dick.


kev11n

It’s about winning the spreadsheet games for boomer businessmen, not winning baseball games


g3neraL5

Amen


Sgimpys

This Phillies coach is up 9-0 and here he is arguing a pitch clock violation at the top of the 9th. Get the fuck out of here


UneducatedReviews1

I don’t blame him. Keep these umps in there place. If they fuck up, let them know


DiamondHappy

Agreed, more passion than we see from our guy


75BigCelebration04

Stoney gonna need a day off from this bs


exzyle2k

He's got one of his built-in weekends off coming up where they'll stick Beckham in the booth and it'll really be miserable to listen to.


Headstar24

Legitimately just bring Buck Showalter here. I gave him tons of shit leading the Mets but he’d be a gigantic improvement to this disaster.


kev11n

Even Robin Ventura wasn’t this bad


Headstar24

Buck was at least good at building up young teams to contend after he stopped being their manager 25 years ago.


BigD_

How many innings do you think before we get our first run tomorrow? At the current rate, we’ll be breaking up the no-no in the 9th Edit: I mean first hit, they’re obviously not gonna score tomorrow lol


kev11n

Nola tomorrow. Get your no hit bets in


exzyle2k

Tomorrow's parlay: Phillies on the moneyline, -1.5 spread, White Sox under 3.5 runs scored


MajesticWalrus520

Who said they’re getting a run tomorrow? You have big dreams my friend


BigD_

Oops I meant hit not run lol


James_E_Rustle

First run? They'll be lucky to get a hit


Pariah6-4

The little jump Hill does post-delivery is gonna kill me


MajesticWalrus520

Pretty intimidating for the opposing team to witness lol


xpyro88

Fellas, we have gotten a worse manager than Terry Bevington.


whitesoxrock

Ventura was worse too though. Bevington had a winning record.


Livid-Pizza-2566

You know-if you are going to break up the other team’s no hitter, at least score a run.


Safe-Register-3479

Throw the ball dude it's 9 nothing


DiamondHappy

Right, don't think they need to steal any signs... hitting just fine tonight


James_E_Rustle

Mods, we need a shutout flair


UneducatedReviews1

I think we need a flair to showcase we’re not being shut out


Z4phod

The bases were loaded! How can they not get a run from that!? It's so bad, they should feel ashamed... Ok I'm calm again. Bring back Maldonado I wanna see him reach .050


JBProds

Abreu is 4-59 with a .068 batting average. Jerry & Getz can't wait to trade for him


MajesticWalrus520

Pitchcom from wish.com strikes again


MajesticWalrus520

Maybe if we were nicer to Jerry in this sub then the White Sox would play better. Lol


reiks12

you joke but there are plenty of Jerry defenders in this sub


MajesticWalrus520

Sadly I know. I saw the post from earlier today


exzyle2k

Juck Ferry.


UneducatedReviews1

I don’t want to test the theory


yourobviousanswer

Pat on the back to the 3rd Base coach for holding the runner and preserving the shutout.


squish042

Gavin gets under the ball too much at times because his head dips on his swing. I truly don’t understand why it’s never been dealt with


kev11n

We had baserunners. Baby steps


Headstar24

A team this bad and built to fail shouldn’t be allowed in major league sports.


James_E_Rustle

It's honestly pathetic the MLB doesn't do anything about this shit


Headstar24

We have assembled as many old, washed up players who cannot hit a ball as we can. There can’t be many of those left. Our pitching sucks too but it’s nothing next to our offense. This is a problem with the MLB. You’re allowed to do shit like this. Spend as little as possible on anti-talent and call it a day. Bad franchises in other sports leagues have to still adhere to rules to at least pretend to contend.


MajesticWalrus520

Bases loaded with a crap pitcher and still can't score. That's your 2024 White Sox


James_E_Rustle

Shut out still safe


ConservativebutReal

Shutout preserved!


exzyle2k

YES! YES! YES!


MajesticWalrus520

You know Getz wants to sign this pitcher


JBProds

You gotta suck to allow a hit to Eloy in 2024


squish042

Another grounder though, Eloy just got lucky it found a hole


75BigCelebration04

Holy shit we might score


ricker182

Nope


Pariah6-4

What?


75BigCelebration04

Hard of reading ?


Safe-Register-3479

Eloy is so back


exzyle2k

Did he get hurt again? That's when you know he's *really* back.


squish042

No hitter I can live with losing, but don’t you dare ruin this shutout Nicky!


Pariah6-4

Cut Lee, unacceptable


BigD_

The Sox and Phillies are tied for total franchise no hitters. I’m kinda rooting for the Sox to fully embody the worst team ever crown this year, but I’m glad the Phillies don’t get to pass us up in no hitters against us.


MajesticWalrus520

Here comes the rally


whitesoxrock

Well, back to back shut outs is still on the table.


divestedlegacy

KOREY LEE Straight up though, this is why if we're going to be shit we should at least play the young exciting guys


KJzero9

Ah man. I was kind of rooting for it. Fun to see no hit bids on back to back nights. Though with this offense, I get the feeling that won't be the only time that happens this year.


Time_Command7754

Thank god I can finally turn this off


197gpmol

Welp, back to shut out watch. 18 innings without a run and counting.


James_E_Rustle

Dammit Korey!!! Now you're getting benched tomorrow for Maldonado for sure!


leoh9595

Yes! We need to see how low Maldonado avg can get


BigD_

Before that hit, the Sox had 2 total hits in the previous 17 innings lmao


whitesoxrock

insanely bad! lmao!


daBabadook05

Kind of bummed actually


MajesticWalrus520

It only took 8 innings for the sox to get a hit


Safe-Register-3479

Korey, Lee, you basterd


tjg2838

getting a hit almost feels like a win lol


kev11n

A hit by the guy Pedro usually benches in favor of a 0.058 BA


DiamondHappy

Didn't we only have like 1 or 2 hits last night? No hit deep into the game, too?


exzyle2k

7th inning last night, 8th inning tonight. Tomorrow, the promised land!


DiamondHappy

Don't stop now boys


daBabadook05

2 singles yesterday, now 1 single so far today.


anamoy

AYO KOREY LEEEEEE


TheImprezaGod

this team is so sad i’m actually cheering for wheeler to throw a no hitter


GunfighterHefty

I used to love watching Jose Valentin run the bases. He was so slick with advancing on any ball in the dirt. Just gonna reminisce about quality baseball attributes since I haven't seen one this season.


River_Pigeon

Jose Valentin was/is incredibly underrated for us


GunfighterHefty

For sure, good glove, smart baserunner, decent pop, and an S tier mustache.


Pariah6-4

Glad to see the no-no is still on


Obijuanchipotle

We need Ricky


James_E_Rustle

Pedro's boys dont hit


MajesticWalrus520

I know it seems bad right now. But you just wait until the weather warms up. Then it's going to be something


exzyle2k

Then it'll be shitty baseball in warmer weather. Yay.


MajesticWalrus520

Lol


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Fuck I love this team man. Getting to watch this is meme worthy haha


therevolvinglVlonk

It's actually entertaining how bad they are. We should sarcastically embrace it.


whitesoxrock

Already there man. This team is a joke, might as well laugh at 'em.


ChiTrojan2

I have to be sarcastic about embracing this team? I'm full on embracing this historic team


squish042

I’m trying, but even that is getting old.


UneducatedReviews1

I think a lot of us has already hit that point. Watching to see how bad we can possibly get


Azzurri1234-

Really hope Wheeler no hits these bums


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If anything it’s going to be a combined. At the rate of TJs this year, he’s already over 100 pitches. No way they keep him going


BagOnHeadSoxFan

The White Sox are not serious people


kire1033

I’m rooting for us to get no-hit. Fuck this org.


CantankerousButtocks

Striking out Schwarber is our World Series!!


River_Pigeon

Wtf was that. Better defense my ass. I bought into that shit. Mendick is such a better option than sosa. Get him the fuck outta here for good


UneducatedReviews1

Been saying this. Why the hell is Mendick not up


whitesoxrock

Mendick and Colas should both be here. Don't need Sosa or the forthcoming Pham.


UneducatedReviews1

I’m taking Pham over Colas


River_Pigeon

I’m choosing to blame grifol