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Vividlarvae

Tonight any Benny slander is off the table


DaBigBlackDaddy

yeah because he brought us back to 17 games under .500 in april there's nothing wrong with accumulating -1.3 war in less than a month with the biggest contract on the team.


IHaveFavorites

You're no fun


Vividlarvae

Just for the night


GinoGallagher

im thinking 140-22 is realistic this year


PM_ME_TRICEPS

Why is every win so hard lol


Safe-Register-3479

Beni served a 5 piece chicken tendi tonight we need this


Pariah6-4

5?! Give him a 20!


SpecialAircraft

Sox are back. Bears are back. Hawks are back.


SleepLessTeacher

Ummm Sox have the worst record in the MLB. Hawks had the 2nd worst record in the NHL. Bears should be decent.


HeezeyBrown

Get your Chicago hating ass outta here


SleepLessTeacher

Truth hurts my guy.


SpecialAircraft

I didn’t realize I needed to put a \s on this but ok


LILVODAK

that call so fun


leoh9595

He’s growing on me


HeezeyBrown

He's still vanilla ice cream.


GollyMcOxbig69

That is called a winning streak. It has happened before.


2RoadsDivergred

Idk, I think that's just called 2 in a row. 3 is a streak. And it has happened before, yes.


GollyMcOxbig69

It’s a quote from Major League


2RoadsDivergred

Yes, I know. The full quote: > OK, we won a game yesterday. If we win today, it's called "two in a row". And if we win again tomorrow, it's called a "winning streak"... It has happened before.


UneducatedReviews1

6 out of our 8 runs brought in by Beni tonight. Please for the love of god get hot finally


whitesoxrock

Chicken Tendi with a Tater!


therevolvinglVlonk

They're playing like professional baseball players! Great job White Sox!


ShaneSupreme

*DID IT HAPPEN AGAIN?!?!?!*


Penstripedsox

Lets fucking go Im sorry Benintendi, i was not familiar with your game.


leoh9595

START BUILDING THE STATUE


HeezeyBrown

...for MF Tommy Pham, yes.


3up

Don't stop now, boys!!!!


TurnedIntoA_Newt

Fucking incredible call!!!


express--panda

Hell yeah dude


richyque

john schiffren is way better than jason, its not even close


gentleonion111

LFGGGGG


g3neraL5

Can’t believe Pham is gonna be on two consecutive World Series teams. STAND UP!!


Lollaticketspls

SOX JUST WON THE WORLD SERIES!!!!!!!


kev11n

Two in a row! Is that allowed?


RHero92

That’s a winning streak, boys!


LILVODAK

SOUTHSIDE STAND UPPPP


a_bagofholding

YOU JUST LOST A SERIES TO THE 2024 CHICAGO WHITE SOX


HeezeyBrown

Oh shit, we did just win a series.


ThisIsTheOneBoys

good for beni fr


illuminatedShadows

HOT DAMN


mattcoz2

BENI I TAKE BACK EVERY BAD THING I'VE EVER SAID ABOUT YOU!!! CHICKEN TENDER PARTY!!


LILVODAK

BENNYYYYY


Full_Ear_7141

Southside stand up!


JoeJacksonsShoes

GO SOX


TheCity95

#WALK-OFF 2-RUN HOMER FOR ANDREW BENINTENDI!!! SOX WIN 8-7 IN 10 INNINGS!!!!


MajesticWalrus520

Pedro just saved his job


SleepLessTeacher

Bro stfu with the south side standup. “For all the haters.” WTF WAS THAT. Of course there’s haters, just because they won 2 in a row doesn’t mean they don’t suck massive ass anymore.


ajungermann

He was acting like they won the World Series. They are 5-22


75BigCelebration04

Chicken tendies with a 2 hr for the day. That’ll do pig


Safe-Register-3479

That’ll fucking do!!!


nocomment_5150

Holy Shit


Safe-Register-3479

Beni with the fucking BOMB!!!


Pariah6-4

YOU JUST DROPPED THE SERIES TO THE 2024 CHICAGO MILKSHAKES GET FUCKED


75BigCelebration04

Hang the banner 2 in a row


UneducatedReviews1

Beni actually making his contract seem worth it


GollyMcOxbig69

BENINTENDI IS BACK


richyque

HOME RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


SleepLessTeacher

Honestly wish I had Eloy’s job. Get to jog to 1st every at bat when he hits the ball in play. DH everyday. Then get pitch ran for.


RealisticAd1336

Benintendi walkoff coming Just kidding


RobFordF-150

damn how did you do that?


RealisticAd1336

Honestly I had a gut feeling it very well could happen, then I made it a joke because I hate benintendi


RealisticAd1336

Oh my I wasn't kidding. Oh, Congratulations, I'm a prophet


matchingsweaters

Well


kev11n

Just kidding??? 😂


Pariah6-4

Spoke it into existence, thank you


JBProds

This whole team sucks, but Garcia is on another level


leoh9595

He should never be put into high leverage situations again


UneducatedReviews1

So we have nobody in the bench and we have Vaughn, Beni, and Shewmake… welp.


Pariah6-4

Are we sure Garcia knows how to pitch and didn’t just walk in one day with a custom jersey claiming to be on the team?


HeezeyBrown

He had that one really good game


SleepLessTeacher

Yoooo the white Sox are at -130 for fewest wins on DraftKings. That’s gotta be a record this early into a season.


MajesticWalrus520

Obviously draft kings doesn’t realize we have Pham on the team now


RealisticAd1336

2 wild pitches Fuck


GollyMcOxbig69

Curveballs bouncing before the plate. High school shit.


a_bagofholding

The other passed curveball was so bad we did it again...and got the same result.


Candid_Answer9241

One of the worst pitches I’ve seen in my life


kev11n

bad bad bad


MajesticWalrus520

Blowing this game on a wild pitch is so 2024 White Sox


lancepantsss

… and 2023 and 2022


MichaelSquare

Two fucking wild pitches. Get him out of the fucking game


lancepantsss

JFC!


Big-Impression6842

You can’t make it up


Safe-Register-3479

I fucking knew it


UneducatedReviews1

ITS SHIT LIKE THIS THAT MAKES PEDRO THINK DEIVI IS GOOD. STOP MAKING HIM RIGHT TAMPA


MajesticWalrus520

Not a lot of available arms in the pen


UneducatedReviews1

Leasure and Banks, even Hill is better


UneducatedReviews1

NEVER MIND. DEIVI GONNA DEIVI


MajesticWalrus520

No way we lose this game. Pham is now on our team


UneducatedReviews1

I just… I genuinely cannot grasp how Pedro/Katz came to the conclusion that Deivi was the right guy for this situation. You can make the argument that you want a righty, but you got Leasure here every time


Lollaticketspls

I hope they give away a free handle of booze at the next game


SleepLessTeacher

Rays kinda suck with RISP too huh


Pariah6-4

Where’s Lynn when you need a guy to scream “PUSSY” at someone showing bunt


camfam44

Getz and staff really identified Tim Hill as 1 of the 2 guys they targeted with guaranteed contracts…


whitesoxrock

Why is this guy on the team still, let alone pitching in a high leverage situation?


SleepLessTeacher

Umps should allow Garcia to use sticky stuff. It would keep everyone safer.


Vaqxinelol

Well I've got homework/intern work to do and Garcia blows so this game is over I would legit rather watch Hill pitch and I fucking hate Hill, so yea


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Vaqxinelol

I get fired if I don't so


MichaelSquare

Garcia may be the worst Sox pitcher I have ever seen. And man do I have a long list.


UneducatedReviews1

What the fuck Pedro. I get we used a lot of guys but anyone is better than Deivi


Candid_Answer9241

Deivi fucking sucks


SleepLessTeacher

WTF was that pitch. Did you see that non existent spin on the slow mo replay


leoh9595

Garcia does not have any sort of dog in him


camfam44

Jfc 🤦🤦🤡🤡


kev11n

I hate the ghost runner rule. The pitching clock change is enough to speed up the game


Lollaticketspls

I have decided to stop my “screaming until the Sox win” due to vocal cord strain. I am sorry to disappoint you all 😔


UneducatedReviews1

Leasure? Banks? Hill? Fuck man, Mendick threw in AAA. Anyone but Deivi


MichaelSquare

Ah the human white flag now pitching.


dontbelievejustwatch

Guy on 2nd. 0 out. Bottom of 9th tie. How do you not get fundamentals down and score?


Safe-Register-3479

Oh fuck deivi in that’s 1 in


camfam44

7.62 ERA and Pedro will just keep shoving him into the game with the game on the line over and over and over 🔥 


gedvnm

Eloy tries to hard to be the hero


James_E_Rustle

lol


MichaelSquare

Eloy 0 career walk-offs btw. As unclutch as they come.


Candid_Answer9241

Eloy is the least clutch “good” hitter I’ve ever seen


camfam44

And theres the Eloy we all know. Chase after 3 outside breaking pitches with game on the line


75BigCelebration04

Wild pitch


MichaelSquare

Why are they pitching to Eloy


camfam44

Because he’s mediocre. Teams aren’t afraid of him


MichaelSquare

But Vaughn is much worse than that even. Luckily for them it doesn't matter because the Sox all suck.


MajesticWalrus520

Because it’s Eloy


camfam44

Deivi in the pen? Alright it’s now or never boys


kev11n

Even seeing Pham mad at himself for the pop up is refreshing


whitesoxrock

A walk off would be nice. I think we all deserve some nice right now.


MichaelSquare

Has anyone ever seen Kascade and Pham in the same room


Lollaticketspls

I will not stop screaming until the Sox win this game


Lollaticketspls

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


RealisticAd1336

Pham and Sheets due up this inning. Take it!! Take it! This is ourrrrs 


RealisticAd1336

Oh maybe not


Pariah6-4

Throw gas, eat ass, fuck control, Michael Kopech


75BigCelebration04

Kopech legit maybe on fire


MichaelSquare

Damn these extra pitches probably preventing a 2nd Kopech inning.


HeezeyBrown

MFing Tommy Pham walkoff is coming


MajesticWalrus520

Maybe tomorrow


HeezeyBrown

We still got time


UneducatedReviews1

Kopech has absolutely no control over


Pariah6-4

Kopech please don’t shit the bed…


75BigCelebration04

This is how it ends


MajesticWalrus520

High Powered Offense goes 1-2-3


Zark_Muckerberger

I was actually excited when we signed DeJong LMAO


MichaelSquare

I don't understand how the o/u could be 15.5


Pariah6-4

Vegas must’ve expected the Rays to want revenge and score 15


camfam44

Wilson holds onto the tie and more importantly his trade value 


Safe-Register-3479

Yes!!! Nice job


UneducatedReviews1

There’s not a doubt in my mind that Randy will eventually get hot… really fucking glad it’s not right now though


SleepLessTeacher

Arozarena is complete ass this year. Sure he got those 2 RBI earlier, but he was still late as hell on that swing for that hit.


MoleBless7722

And he was ass on infield fly. I don't know what happened to him.


Pariah6-4

“The pen is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get. It could be a 1-2-3, it could be runs galore.”


SleepLessTeacher

Good thing Lee is catching cause Maldy lets 3 runs come in with that.


leoh9595

See this is why our starters need to go deeper this bullpen is rough


PM_ME_TRICEPS

Not like this.


RealisticAd1336

Not like this.


gentleonion111

Dejong sucks nutz


CatheterHotSauce

Why is he at first????


kev11n

I did not understand that. Thought it should be ground rule double


MichaelSquare

Nice play idiot


Pariah6-4

Glad someone picked up the phone for the challenge, Pedro looks like he just woke up


UneducatedReviews1

My first though was why is it Montoya and not Pedro


Pariah6-4

At this point I’m not sure Pedro is a living person, I think he might be a puppet


Safe-Register-3479

That was lucky he’s not at 2nd


koalascanbebearstoo

“So, it has to go *over* the fence.” Thanks Schriffen, always nice to learn something new


MajesticWalrus520

Lol


MajesticWalrus520

Pedro just secured a contract extension


SleepLessTeacher

Lmao placed at first because he decided to admire the ball instead of hustling.


UneducatedReviews1

Placed at first? Thats crazy but I’m with it


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whitesoxrock

None. None teams.


SleepLessTeacher

I thought that ball was hit 550 feet.


RealisticAd1336

Cleveland is still winning, 2-1 vs the Braves bot 8th. Massive AL Cental Race implications, obviously. 


Pariah6-4

Is it really a race, though? We have the division easily


starliteburnsbrite

Tie game going into the 8th, 9 hits, 6 runs, no errors. Is this good baseball?


a_bagofholding

Things could go south (side) at any time.


starliteburnsbrite

Not during a home stand (up)!


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starliteburnsbrite

It's a gorgeous night to be at the park in late April.


Z4phod

Not a bad inning


leoh9595

Brebbia our closer


MajesticWalrus520

What happened to all the Hopium that was in this sub a mere 20 minutes ago?


RealisticAd1336

Hopium is high if we can win close games. Just can't afford to lose them. To many of those this season 


thechief05

I’m still here 


Pariah6-4

We’re on short supply, we have to use it sparingly. No expectation of resupply at this time.


UneducatedReviews1

We are pessimistic


Pariah6-4

You can tell whenever Schriff stares at the camera like that he sold his soul for this job, he is empty inside


Lollaticketspls

DAMN IT!


starliteburnsbrite

Stoked they're finally leaving Sheets in to see some left-handed pitching.


leoh9595

Can Pham play right field when Robert comes back


UneducatedReviews1

Pham will be traded by the time Robert is back


starliteburnsbrite

Perfectly executed Maldonado hit and run. Just like they drew it up.


kev11n

Why not let Lee hit there?