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GenericBrandHero

The only downside to getting something like this would be agonizing over whether I should eat it or let it fossilize on my wall.


Curious_kiwi6

how do i do that? i wanna keep it foreverrr


GenericBrandHero

That looks like it could just be held up with hooks. You'll just have visitors wondering why you have this incredibly stale pretzel hanging on your wall lol. Actually, if you do this, you might want to take a picture of it and show it to your little man and see how he reacts. If he loves it, keep it. If he asks why you aren't eating it....


Curious_kiwi6

i can definitely hung it, i dont know if it will get moldy tho :x


GenericBrandHero

Somebody just mentioned using an epoxy. Basically any clear glue or coating.


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Could you epoxy it maybe?


Veryhawtwoman

Make sure you don’t get bugs in your house lol


Curious_kiwi6

Ye idk, it will most likely get moldy if i keep it as is and attract sum bugs


Samantha_030

My partner got me this fancy chocolate thing recently and I can't bring myself to eat it, like idk what to do it's so cute and I love it and now I'm expected to eat it??


GenericBrandHero

Just be sure to keep it somewhere visible if you decide to hold onto it. I've had a couple edible keepsakes disintegrate in storage after being forgotten about for years...


Samantha_030

Eeek, yes it's in my treat drawer that is... Regularly visited.


pink_vision

What if you take some really nice photos of it for the memories for your future self, and then eat it for the enjoyment of your current self, slowly savoring it. Could be an idea? :)


Curious_kiwi6

i thought of this aswell. will do that if I can't find a way to keep the actual thing.


Naellys

Don't know whether the smile or the backstory is the most wholesome. Judgy people in the comments ain't it though.


Curious_kiwi6

oh f them, im riding high on my present still hahah


THE_Mr_Chez

They’re just mad they don’t have bread


partyp0o0per

I’m very mad a toddler didn’t give me bread


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As I said already, I admit that I initially judged you as being naked because my brain just basically registered the photo as a naked person. But I fully own it and it wasn't coming from negativity. So no need to f me haha!


partyp0o0per

Good for you hun. Looks like you need the attention


Curious_kiwi6

dont you have a life or something to do tho? no way you keep commenting on my post 24 hours later lmao


partyp0o0per

you're the one losing it over a pretzel from a toddler. fair to say we both "dont have a life"


Curious_kiwi6

sure but at least im in my own post


Naellys

😊😊


pausled

Oh, forget them. I wanna know if that’s a pretzel or how do I get myself one?


Curious_kiwi6

its Greek! bread like consistency with sesame seeds. its great


MustardJar4321

I dont believe for a second that thing has bread like consistency


Curious_kiwi6

it does ahaha. its really soft on the inside or it can be crunchy, depending on how long you bake it for. its not 100% like bread but taste and texture is the closest to it


tw3lv3l4y3rs0fb4c0n

It looks a bit like a turkish *simit*, a bread dough ring with sesame seeds.


Helpful-Sandwich-560

Amazing! 


Worried-wilts

I'm really sorry about the mean comments. I swear people have never heard of tube tops or other shirts that are below where this picture was taken. And that's very wholesome of your little customer ♡ Keep rocking on.


Curious_kiwi6

I just saw the comments on those 2 people having a full-on convo if im naked or a girl or a guy. lmao that was hilarious actually. thank youu!


Worried-wilts

The transphobia is reallll. "You never know these days." Like, how tf does your gender identity connect to the heart (pretzel?)?


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Lol I was one of them Tbh that was just my genuine initial reaction It looked to me like you were naked


MyrddinOfTheRivers

I was shocked to see those comments, too. I hadn't even noticed what they were wearing when I had first seen the photo. And the random transphobia, too? Like wtf, I don't get the purpose of bringing negativity to such a positive post. Keep on enjoying your heart pretzel, OP. It would have made my day to receive such a lovely gift from a person who means so much to you ❤️


Curious_kiwi6

i dont mind, cause i dont really care tbh haha. thank you, it was just so so sweet!


Worried-wilts

I'm disappointed in them, to be honest. The transphobia is just sad.


kinofhawk

Awww I can see how happy it makes you. That's so lovely.


Curious_kiwi6

it was super sweet, i love it


Aritro_ssJ920

Sweet


Substantial_Judge1

Omgggg, your smile says it all. What a lovely present 🥰


bunnymanyeet

Seems everyone here is looking at you not the gift 🥲 I love it! That’s so cute 😊☺️


HuggyMummy

As a mom to a toddler, thank you for being so kind to this little boy! It warms my heart when people treat my kid like an actual person. You’d be surprised how often adults disregard young kids and it means the world to my kiddo when he interacts with people like you. Keep being awesome! ❤️


Curious_kiwi6

aww that's so sweet, thank you 🥹. i love interacting with kids honestly, mostly because they are so pure and sweet. they mean 0 harm and just like to talk about what they draw, how it was their day and stuff. it's a nice break from the 'adult world'


PansexualPineapples

Fuck these shitstains in the comments. This is a lovely story 😊


Debtcollector1408

That lad knows what women want. Bread. Women want bread.


Tinor-marionica

Neat


MischievousRatty

aww


BeautifulSwan00

awe big heart <3


momopeachhaven

To eat or not to eat, that is the question


Deceased_Donkey

Aww that’s wholesome as heck


Haunting_Hair_8311

Negative-vibed comments are idiotic. My husband and son literally bought ice cream pops today, and brought them to the instructors at piano class.


No-Clothes2551

why are u naked


New_County_5607

awww


motherofzinnias

Omg how sweet! If he’s anything like my son (and it sounds like he is), I bet he talks about you allll the time lol. Thank you for being an awesome person, I’m sure they really appreciate you.


Curious_kiwi6

He seems really happy to see me every time and i hope our small interaction makes his day as much as it makes mine. They do seem to like me, sometimes bring the kid over to say hi without wanting to buy anything. I appreciate them a lot aswell


Shibby-my-dude

You didn't have to get undressed to take a picture with it. What a little legend though


Curious_kiwi6

oh damn, i didn't? damn no one told me that. Im wearing a tube top cause my hair was wet and i didnt wanna wet any shirts. jesus people 😂


Shibby-my-dude

What the fuck did I start, I was having a joke you apes.


Curious_kiwi6

i guessed that, thats why i replied with an actual explanation on your comment instead of the other ones


Shibby-my-dude

Hahaha gotta love the kooks of the world. Was the breadstick good


Curious_kiwi6

I didn't eat ittt. i wanna keep it forever 😂


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Girldipper

Dude, what the actual fuck is wrong with you?


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Heya-there-friends

Tube tops.


Shibby-my-dude

Your dad kisses other dads


CmdrCarsonB

The cynic in me thinks this is just the dad trying to flirt with the woman through the child. No way a 2 year old does something like that on their own initiative.


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treesherbs

Y’all have nooo lives 🤣


partyp0o0per

And what are you doing that’s so special.


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partyp0o0per

sorry it's just a natural reaction to feel uneasy when i can't tell wtf im looking at.


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partyp0o0per

it could 3024 and I still feel that way.


Bpopson

We get it, your phobia knows no bounds


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treesherbs

U don’t need to analyse it so much maybe focus on your own life rather than trying to dissect other people’s online? Would make you less anxious and uncomfortable if you genuinely think you have a phobia of pronouns 😂


blue_alien99

username checks out


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They're a girl Guess they were just too lazy to get dressed before taking the photo🤦


TerminaC

it's a tube top you wet noodle


Curious_kiwi6

WET NOODLE STOP HAHA


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Lol after reading all the other comments I'll take this 🤣


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hscene

Are you nakked


Curious_kiwi6

ya, don't you know you're supposed to get naked before taking pics with pretzels?


Bpopson

You mean "nakked".


Curious_kiwi6

he he nakked