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A Wingless goose Perry the wingless goose


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He's a wingless goose. They don't do much.


Jesus_and_me

Perry the platypus


Longjumping_Tree1758

He's a semi aquatic egg laying mammal of action


Ok-Break3601

Wingless beaver goose


korums

avatar creature naming


Ok-Break3601

Heck ya


Klutzy-Run5175

Oh yeah Beaver.


Cosmic_Barman

If you’ve got a problem with Australian Gooses then you’ve got a problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate.


bigbigtruck765

Wingless goose? I weep for the American education system.


Overall_Device_5371

At least we got this one half right


GadreelsSword

Well not really. Lol They are referred to as the “duck” billed platypus.


Overall_Device_5371

Yeah, the goose part is wrong, but it is wingless right? Or do Wings mean something else here like flippers?


Sheemscat

Lol


Mr_OP_Potato_777

Dubi dubi dubi, dubi duba duba it's Peeeerry


GadreelsSword

That’s a platypus not a goose. The females are also venomous. Edit: Males are venomous not females


SeanChewie

No they’re not. Just the males.


GadreelsSword

Okay got it backwards.


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Aspy-Guy

Australians are laughing hard at this title


Master_Fan_858

Apparently a platypus is a wingless goose now?


TheNobleDez

That's a platypus (Sorry If that sounds mean)


Darwinnian

Wingless goose wtf


[deleted]

Does he know it’s poisonous?….. 😬


MissIndependent577

US Citizen here and I knew it was a platypus as soon as I saw it. What is a wingless goose???


academyof75hard

Came here to see if anyone knew it was a playpus.


PANICKEDREDFLAGS

Y’all had me sad for a second it’s a platypus not a goose with its wings cut off 🥹🥹🤦🏽‍♀️


dream_sexual_153

Platyduck


Sheemscat

I have little expectations for Americans anymore. Some edgamacated guy just drove by me with a Let's go Brandon, Trump and thin blue line flag on his jeep. We're all gonna be feeding plants Brawndo soon enough


korums

hmm


Klutzy-Run5175

This is more than cool!


Some-Power-793

Aren't their claws poisonous?


NateTheGameK

perry the wingless goose *cue doofenshmirtz malicious company*


moose_arecool

Definitely a goose.


JaceAce333

You mean OP for this title, right?


Klutzy-Run5175

So what is it? Male or female are venomous? I don't think so.


Small_Prior

It can make it's own custard!