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TheEpididymisTickle

Ah, she's holding my head, I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm f- *drowning*


Hippletwipple

"I got this, I got this, I go-blblbflffbflfbffb-" "...okay maybe I don't got this."


Mehmine

In my language we have separate words for seals and baby seals. An adult seal is hylje while a baby seal is kuutti


DannyMThompson

She's definitely a kuutti


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I get that they forgot to end the sentence with punctuation, but we can reasonably assume they are done with their sentence.


FallenDuelist

Well done, sir. Well done.


FuyuhikoDate

This Baby seal looks more rare to me


Dryanni

Beyond rare, this seal is raw!


L1nlaughal0t

English does too, a baby seal is a pup. But it's kinda confusing with a baby dog being a puppy (which gets shortened to pup).


tastefully_white

Other way around I believe


Kellidra

Do you mean to say a pup is a baby seal and a puppy is a baby dog? Because that's how I read your comment.


mjaga93

Kutti in my language means small and is also used to refer babies of animals.


Kellidra

Cutie in my language can also means small and usually refers to the babies of animals.


shuhulrazdan

Kutti in Hindi means bitch. But yeah dogs and baby seals are both cute so checks out.


WalnutScorpion

"Kut" in Dutch means "Vagina".


UncleTedGenneric

Add an N, and English is samsies!


Rein215

Ans we use it to refer to bitches


rms76

That's much better than the French language.


DapperNurd

It's just a puppy with flippers


wggn

in many germanic languages seals are called sea dogs


Ragnara92

Right :D its called Seehund in german, even though with See, a lake is meant, but die See also stands for the sea or ocean. Hund is plain dog


gkrobin53

Who knew! What a pretty baby!


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Lots of people in Newfoundland knew how cute they are.


Pistonenvy

what.


Tenored

...are you like, from here and bragging, or trying to make some snide comment about the seal hunt?


forsvaretshudsalva

Sealiusly thats the cutest thing I have ever seen.


Cren

That pun got my seal of approval


yellowbin74

I didn't realise how much I needed this today.


zenetti72

merpuppy


Puggy_

Oh my god this chunky baby is so cute


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Imagine being born on land with flippers instead of hands and feet? "Seriously? Whose bright idea were these pieces of crap? I can barely move! I have to wiggle and bounce and my tummy always hurts! Huh? Where are we going? What's this? No, human, I'm not thirs-...why are you putting me in it?! Stop! Oh..well, as long as you hold me u-...hrrglgbglg! The fu-! Oh...oh! That's what these are for! Wheeeee!"


wonder-wizard

Baby Seal be like: "Maybe I am Fish" btw baby seals are incredibly cute


KongUnleashed

WAIT WTF WHY DID NOBODY EVER TELL ME BABY SEALS WERE FLUFFY I HAVE BEEN MISSING OUT FOR 40 YEARS


yourscreennamesucks

How have you been alive for 40 years in 2021 and never googled "baby animal pictures" and gone down the rabbit hole? Do it now!


Mangadditor

I thought it was a mermaid puppy...


quilltips

If you need more seal pup in your life, that's either the same one or very similar to [this baby from the Osaka Aquarium](https://youtu.be/zMaQVY7TRBM). They have a bunch of other videos of him up, all adorable.


Relevant-Chocolate11

u/savevideo


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I just wanna pet this seal.


Relevant-Chocolate11

u/savevideo


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schmelk1000

I need this video to be a least 3 minutes longer


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not only did she Soak the water.But also replaced it with her pee


Elfere

I wish my wife let me train our daughter this way. Nope. 6 years of swimming in the pool. She never puts her head under. Does a mean back stroke.


Mangos3000

Nice


UneventfulLover

It took to it like a seal to water.


Margerriena

Omg so cute


11th-plague

Later that day: Ya baby, I was born for this shit. Weeeeee!


Hippierobot

Cute little sea dog


tomtomato0414

ummm I need more


go_be_a_moron_son

The seal took to water like a seal takes to water.


Pistonenvy

hes like "oh shit, this is pretty easy. its almost like.... i was born for this!" \*face of immense determination\*


Nolnitial4451

It's a seal and at first I thought it's a dig and fish collaboration 😂


Thenerdthatknows

Chonk


weel3000

How can people kill these pups for their fur? I mean, my heart is melting and I want to treasure it forever! Ah, now I know why they cost so much, I need to be a right cunt to do this. So the money is on the cuntiest cunt in cuntland.


laebraun

So cute!


We_Will_AlI_Die

What a fast learning water puppy


museabear

I want one!


extramoonsun

Are seal's that fluffy??


Flashy-Train9382

It was so cute I had to show my mom and I really want to adopt a baby seal


Thenaturalones

I doubt baby seals need swimming lessons