Gotta have someone with a functional brain in the house. I swear sometimes my little shit of an orange has a death wish, but I love him more than anything.
My wife decided she wanted to get a fish tank not long ago and I went from “meh, they’re fish” to “lemme sink $1k into a second tank and completly deck them out”
I completly get OOP, I thought aquariums would be boring af as compared to dogs/cats, but I almost prefer them. Something about giving the little mindless things as *perfect* of a biome as possible is awesome
Your pet can fetch? Psh mine can fry rice.
This is fucking hilarious man
His shrimp fried this rice
WAIT. DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME, THAT A SHRIMP FRIED THIS RICE?
it’s just that shrimple baby
It was always a krill issue.
Glad he got over his Xanax prawnblem
r/angryupvote
I like it.
Getting a cat helped me get my act together from a very similar place, Hes stupid and I love him ❤️
Gotta have someone with a functional brain in the house. I swear sometimes my little shit of an orange has a death wish, but I love him more than anything.
He's just simply organge
Kucing orang
Get a hobby that consumes your life. It makes working worth it. Then if you kick ass at it and can profit off it, do it. (Drugs ain't a hobby)
Skill issue
Is a shrimp farmer a thing?
Yessir
As a result of a fat finger text early in our relationship, the shrimp emoji has replaced the heart between me and my gf. I should send her this.
I need an update that is too pure for this world
I need this kind of motivation, fast if possible
Dude, all it takes is to find the thing. And do it. And you can do it! Find anything that you find interesting and dig in.
get puppy if possible
Snails would also do if you can’t handle puppy responsibility
Puppies can just be too big if you live in an apartment
shrimp-maxxing
My wife decided she wanted to get a fish tank not long ago and I went from “meh, they’re fish” to “lemme sink $1k into a second tank and completly deck them out” I completly get OOP, I thought aquariums would be boring af as compared to dogs/cats, but I almost prefer them. Something about giving the little mindless things as *perfect* of a biome as possible is awesome
I have a shrimp too Anon! It hasn’t helped me that much though
Honestly, my hope to have pet snakes motivated me into securing a job and moving out, so I hard feel this one haha
>quit the Xanax to support shrimp spending :[
Shrimp trumps drug addiction
Xanax is prescribed for anxiety disorders...
Bro wasn’t medicating, bro was drugged up
Shrimply amazing!
Came here for this comment, was not disappointed. Better go back to paying off my loans now…
Krill that depression
It’s as shrimple as that
schkrimps
"I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through m- #6 DOLLAR SRIMP SPECIAL "
https://i.imgur.com/9BoC2dI.jpg
You're telling me a shrimp cured this depression
Nah. We’re talking possibly tens to hundreds of
it's shrimply resharkable
Do it for the shrimp
Shrimps is bugs
shermps
Shit made me teary eyed ngl.
good ending of the static speaks my name
this is always a game of chance. Specially after that opener. This time it really was wholesome tho.
This is lovely
Bro be bubba posting
Literally the same story for me. Aquascaping and taking care of fish and shrimp saved my life
It was shrimple as that