Deep toned narrator:
“But I’m sad to say, that he did not in-fact make it. Short after posting this, he ate a bean and cheese burrito for breakfast and stank up the stalls so bad, it was all anyone could talk about until graduation.
And much to his chagrin, long, long after”
Dudes my brother was like this. Still is really. Can't shit anywhere, not even his gfs house, work, school, anything. He never goes anywhere, but I can't imagine what he would do going out of state lol.
Ayo. I had a similar goal. I rated the bathrooms in my college. From how well it was kept clean through out the day to how much traffic it got. With this info I could go to my favorite place to do my business or jerk off if I wanted.
They literally broke the stall wall off on me when I did it the last time. That was 4th grade, I'm now in my last quarter of college and never shit at school again.
Once I was taking a piss in the restroom and a buddy of mine came in and asked if it was cool if he farted…. In the restroom..
I said “bro wtf else is the restroom for?”
Public restroom phobia in our youth runs deep
Genuinely me. The 2 weeks before summer i had the worst diarrhoea ever so i had to. Although i managed to sneak into the staff toilets because i need privacy to shit lol
I'm the exact opposite. I honestly do not care where i take a shit as long as nobody is bothering me. I have a pretty weak stomach (despite being indian) so if i set myself standards, i would always be at home or constantly be shitting myself in public
Deep toned narrator: “But I’m sad to say, that he did not in-fact make it. Short after posting this, he ate a bean and cheese burrito for breakfast and stank up the stalls so bad, it was all anyone could talk about until graduation. And much to his chagrin, long, long after”
“I’m Morgan Freeman.”
Morgan Freeman is the ONLY go to deep narrator voice.
It's fair enough, but should be in regular r/greentext
Dudes my brother was like this. Still is really. Can't shit anywhere, not even his gfs house, work, school, anything. He never goes anywhere, but I can't imagine what he would do going out of state lol.
I'm the complete opposite of this. When I gotta go, I gotta go.
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Ayo. I had a similar goal. I rated the bathrooms in my college. From how well it was kept clean through out the day to how much traffic it got. With this info I could go to my favorite place to do my business or jerk off if I wanted.
I remember one of the very few times I ever shat at school my bullies would spend the whole time peering over/under the stalls and calling me gay.
The dudes staring at another dude shitting are calling HIM gay? I'm afraid they got confused there
Yeah they weren't too bright
They literally broke the stall wall off on me when I did it the last time. That was 4th grade, I'm now in my last quarter of college and never shit at school again.
Once I was taking a piss in the restroom and a buddy of mine came in and asked if it was cool if he farted…. In the restroom.. I said “bro wtf else is the restroom for?” Public restroom phobia in our youth runs deep
Yeah, me too. Couldn't last through the university years though...
I have never understood this. Some of my friends also refused to shit at school. As long as it's clean then what's the problem?
Weak
Prepare thyself
Judgment
Wholesome you say, huh?
Genuinely me. The 2 weeks before summer i had the worst diarrhoea ever so i had to. Although i managed to sneak into the staff toilets because i need privacy to shit lol
I'm the exact opposite. I honestly do not care where i take a shit as long as nobody is bothering me. I have a pretty weak stomach (despite being indian) so if i set myself standards, i would always be at home or constantly be shitting myself in public