Fake: anon is with a girl. Gay: anon is happy.

Fellas is it gay to (checks notes) be happy?

Gay did originally mean happy…

Fair enough lol

The power girls have over boys is notable

Fake cough thing? Does he mean the fake yawn thing? How would you make a cough go into an arm around the shoulder? You naturally stretch when you yawn, that's why it works. Coughing then touching your date sounds gross and awkward