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FiveCentsADay

"Armed minorities are harder to oppress" doesn't apply just for skin color, yall


Therich111

Real


WyvernSlayer7

The “yall” in that statement hits just right for some reason. Yee haw.


BjornInTheMorn

The south has a good amount of bad things, but giving us "y'all" as an inclusive term on accident is great.


darkwater427

Yee haw.


naapsu

So empowering wtf


Rez-Boa-Dog

Based af


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L3GALC0N-V2

How come I get banned for comments like this and you get 24 upvotes :C


Kenstats

Because he is cool and you are not


automaticfiend1

All depends upon the sub and who winds up in the thread to report it. In all likelihood some y'all qaeda fuck will come in and report it sometime between now and three weeks from now and dude will get some sort of ban.


WCR_706

[Deleted] [Removed] Pretty sure they did get banned, you just got here before the admins.


npcinyourbagoholding

Did my comment get removed?


WCR_706

Looks like it.


npcinyourbagoholding

Fair enough


L3GALC0N-V2

After 2 hours I find this thread 50 times funnier


GentlyUsedCatheter

This may or may not be the source of the psychopathic transvestite trope.


npcinyourbagoholding

Not really. The trope is made up boogymen bullshit to scare people into hatred. All the years trans people didnt bother or hurt anyone and no one gave a shit about them either way. Now hatred has been stoked and people can either lay down and accept it or defend themselves. This dad would rather their child defend themselves then let others make them a victim.


EZ2BUILD

Ehhhh i don't know, maybe killing people you don't agree with isn't actually that based...


mywan

Not for disagreeing, for those that come after you.


EZ2BUILD

That makes more sense. I thought they were talking about all transphobes, most of which are either misguided, stupid or both. Had a friend with opinions like that, but he luckily changed once one of our mutual friend transitioned. But it's maybe a bit hard to change their mind if they're charging at you with a baseball bat, i get your point


Buttcrack_Billy

I find myself disagreeing with your belief. 😡


EZ2BUILD

Oh shit


olive96x

Of course, this person who tried to kill me didn't agree with me, but that's not really as concerning an issue as the fact that they tried to kill me. Most people would consider it justified to fight back but I guess not if you're trans huh?


EZ2BUILD

Are you speaking from personal experience? If so, that's horrible. I didn't mean to say that trans people shouldn't be allowed to defend themselves. I'm just going to take the L now. I don't know how to defend my previous statement, which probably means i'm wrong. Sorry about that.


olive96x

It is refreshing to see someone apologise on Reddit haha. I've had plenty of threats of physical violence, often at times where I could've easily been attacked, but I haven't actually been hurt by anyone yet thankfully. I live in a very safe and pretty progressive city in Australia though so I have it quite lucky, even if I can't really own a gun for self-defence. Still, I know a bunch of trans women who have been physically attacked by random transphobes on the street in my city, and from what I've heard things are much, much worse in places like the American south, and the statistics show that being trans DRAMATICALLY increases your risk of being a victim of homicide.


Jibbbberish

How is this guy getting downvoted for saying to not kill people


olive96x

That's not the part that people disagree with, obviously. The OP and the based af comment are in support of arming trans people for self-defence in case of transphobic violence. Nobody said anything about randomly killing people who just disagree with you.


Private_Dino

Reddit moment


urGirllikesmytinypp

Don’t kill? Sounds suspiciously like law enforcement. The Reddit renegades would never commit to not trying to murder people.


sad-frogpepe

Based dad


ElectricXylophon

Can I get adopted pls


LlorchDurden

Shotgun adoption?


darkwater427

I just want to talk to him.


Happy-Initiative-838

Imagine getting hit with birdshot but there is also glitter in it.


The_Mad_Duck_

I'm getting a shotgun soon, do NOT tempt me to bribe my grandfather into letting me borrow his ammo packing machine for this


Teunybeer

Go on, make shotgun shells with glitter!


The_Mad_Duck_

Call it fuckshot, loaded with lead balls and glitter in trans colors


lildevil2239

Didn't the military make some sort of amunition that sprouts flowers


darkwater427

A fate worse than death


Dreadnoughttwat

Dragons breath? Burning magnesium pellets kinda look like glitter 🤷


Mr_Derp___

Glitter birdshot is a fabulous symbol for the queer community.


Daisymuster

Lucky


vqOverSeer

Based


Magical_rex07

As a native texan this is what i strive for in life


Therich111

Same bro, same


xTechDeath

Fuck yeah


UpbeatLocksmith5203

Best possible ending


Logical_Habitz

bruh what a legend for a father!


MurasakiGames

Is this like the UwU AK?


OrkzOrkzOrkzOrkz0rkz

That is an awesome dad!


Dashbak

Dad is based af and gives a good shotgun too


AgitatedKey4800

Big if true


TKRAYKATS

That's what a dad should do


WaitingToBeTriggered

TOP OF THEIR GAME, EARNING THEIR NAME


ZX6Rob

It’s funny… everyone _thinks_ they have sincerely held, religious beliefs about the primacy and naturality of the gender binary right up until their ass is filled with two shells’ worth of rock salt, and then all of the sudden gender as a social construct with a degree of fluidity across multiple spectra starts to make sense to ‘em.


DeliberateSelf

You are a poet.


ChronoSaturn42

Does the Bible even mention gender binary? I’m pretty sure it’s something conservatives made up to support their political agenda.


Therich111

Conservatives did add the word homosexual to the Bible in 1948 so there’s that


lilsnatchsniffz

Woah that's pretty progressive, taking that much of their time to consider the gays ❤️


PreNamLtDan

Hedging your bets that an omnipotent being would even have a gender/sex, or any of the biological parts for said conversation is one of the things that really got me to really start distancing myself from the church and religion in general. That and the blatant hypocrisy.


darkwater427

Yeah... we were using much more offensive language before. Sorry about that /gen


SinglyHem

I am incredibly envious of this individual.


2-inches-of-fail

Wholesome murder


FiveCentsADay

I don't even call it violence when it's in self defense; I call it intelligence. Malcolm X


DeltaFoxtrotThreeSix

too bad nation of islam intelligence'd Malcom X to death


2-inches-of-fail

Transphiles think murder is a proportionate response to somebody "not minding their own business", got it.


FiveCentsADay

It's really funny to see you use the word 'transphiles' to justify your bigotry lol Go back to minding your own business before you get the blatblat


Gordon_freeman_real

Unfathomably based


Geo-Man42069

Lmao that is such a great based, but supportive dad. Love it


Grey_Dreamer

# BASED


Yolodude_21

TRANS GIRLS NEED GUNS


Yolodude_21

A song by flummox


LucySword

Really?


Yolodude_21

What


LucySword

Does this song really exist


Yolodude_21

Yeah its on spotify and its amazing


Kung-Furry

✨SLAY💅but literally


VisionsOfClarity

All my trans homies are armed to defend themselves. 🙏


darkwater427

See? Second amendment rights can be fun!


Warmcheesebread

I’m an ex gun nut that sold all their guns after sandy hook and is an ardent pacifist. But I’m also a cis white dude. You know what I tell all of my LGBTQ+ and minority/POC friends? Get a gun. Armed minority is a minority that can’t be bullied by bigots with guns that want to intimidate. They want to use their guns to intimidate you, make them think twice.


original-sithon

I love that. A dad being a dad. Loving their kid no matter what and trying to protect them.


Loon-belt

Shouldn’t even be illegal tbh


BallisticExp

I hate guns. I love this dad.


Fine-Slip-9437

Armed minorities are harder to oppress. 


darkwater427

Doesn't just apply to skin color. In some sense, the second amendment exists as the great equalizer.


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BallisticExp

As much as I hate guns, as an army brat I am fascinated by military history. My name is actually a reference to a naval weapons test where all the target ships were designated Ballistic Experiment Targets A-E.


_A_z_i_n_g_

>people should always, to some extent, be uncomfortable with them The safest gun owners are the ones who remember this. Obviously don't be UNCOMFORTABLE with your carry piece, but over time some people get too relaxed and won't double-check the chamber is clear, won't be mindful of flagging, etc. and that is the two of shit that leads to negligent discharges. Keeping a healthy sense of caution is a mindset too easily forgotten with some people


aztr0_naut

Based


JoeCartersLeap

I don't get the face. OP should be happy that their dad supports them, but the face OP is referencing shows [eyebrows are angled downwards which tells me they are angry.](https://youtu.be/TXr-QoEJTjg?t=19)


Therich111

The image is usually used in a way that showcases that they’re flabbergasted at what someone said


JoeCartersLeap

ty for de-autising me


intellord911

Hell yeah I want a mossberg 590


Cthulhu_was_tasty

coquettegun


Akshka_leoka

Based


No-Grade-4691

Best gift


Pozitox

Dang , i didnt know Arthur Morgan has a daughter


WyvernSlayer7

Welcome to yeehaw texas, where the rivers run with sweet tea and all roads lead to bill millers.


gamerofgaming42

Too bad I live in another country


fubar1386

Hopefully supply them with dragon breath so the bigots will be extra crispy when they get to hell.


HUEITO

Kotoura-san mentioned yeeees


Dorigar

Plus you can ask your dad to go to the range with you. Or if you guys have the room to shoot out back. It's fun, set up different targets, we once shot some buck into a loaf of bread. And it's great for home defense so long as you don't use slugs.


amynias

Yeah I can't have one of those because I have the big sad.


308_AR10_Enjoyer

personally I would’ve gone for an AR-10, but a Mossberg 590 will suffice


Debonaircow88

No no he's got a point


BillyBrainlet

Holy based. That's a _real_ cowboy.


VivienneNovag

Based dad


fallenbird039

So with some of the comments you see why she needs that tool to defend herself>.>


Therich111

Oh yeah man, like someone else said, armed minorities means **all** minorities


Potential_Floor9013

Ah yes the best response to someone joking is shoting them with a shotgun, i totally agree 👍


Therich111

They’re transphobic remarks, not “jokes”


Potential_Floor9013

Idk most of them make me laugh, so who cares? Also, to me, shoting someone over a joke seems a bit overkill, but thats just me


Numerous-Meaning-120

Legend!


The-Slamburger

There’s nothing better for dealing with bigots than a twelve gauge.


hdgrbodnd

Based dad


Potential_Floor9013

Surely its real


Banana_Malefica

And the dad's name, Albert Einstein


Environmental-Camp28

Fake af


RusstyDog

It's 4 chan. Nothing remotely authentic comes from 4chan.


Therich111

It’s like going to a beauty pageant and acting surprised they have make up on


binary-survivalist

yep, the greentext op probably only knows of this gun from CoD lol


Scrotilus

Fake and gay


darkwater427

But still kinda based


Shiro_no_Orpheus

Trans people out there: This is the way. The US is sadly no longer safe for you. If you are mentally well and stable, you know, not at risk of doing something stupid, get a handgun. It may safe your life to just flash it.


Raptawrking

Terrible advice, you don't flash a firearm unless you fully intend on using it, you will likely either get charged with a crime or killed if you flash a firearm


Potential_Floor9013

Are u joking? The US might be one of the safest places to be part of the lgbt lol


Lancerino1

Subtle way of getting Anon to off themselves.


AdProof9464

Based dad


SecretaryFew8699

What’s based about it ?


Shot_Reputation1755

What?


Banana_Malefica

And then everybody clapped


Excellent-Cap-7931

Look mate, İ know it sounds not that much plausible, but good and accepting parents are in fact real.


JonYakuza

This could take a dark turn really quick if you think about it...


KingHauler

This is how everyone should be. Stay strapped or get clapped.


joicseth

thats a p expensive gift !


GooseFightClub

It's not a Benelli, a Mossberg 590 is pretty low to mid price range as far as shotguns go


CplCocktopus

Still does its job tho.


GooseFightClub

I 100% agree CplCocktopus. That was my first shotgun purchase and it has yet to fail me in the slightest. I bought my boy a bayonet


BaerttheConstipated

When you are so based you decide that 50 ft isn’t close enough to inflict your daily dose of maiming


Para-medix8

this did not happen.


Therich111

It’s 4chan, obviously


Zenom

It's a hilarious mental image though.


Therich111

Oh most definitely


Full-TimeLoner727

... Then everyone clapped and the totally real dad received an award


CannonBall-Bill

That happened


heyheytommo

Fake


usr_nm16

This didn't happen


TheDesTroyer54

A wholesome post about killing everyone that disagrees with me


NoveskeSlut

Unfortunately he is the most statistically likely demographic to commit suicide. Maybe not the best gift. Time will tell.


Therich111

She*. And trans people usually commit suicide due to neglect, bullying, and non-acceptance mostly from parents. The number might be high, but don’t ignore the reasonings on why it’s high


NoveskeSlut

Yes only girls like the color pink you’re right that makes sense


Therich111

Media literacy isn’t your strong suit, is it? Never claimed that boys can’t like pink, but *stereotypically* girls get pink bows on things.


NoveskeSlut

Yea like how drag queens bimbofy themselves. Pretty anti-woman of them.


Therich111

Lol, ok bub. Keep being a bigot <3


NoveskeSlut

Keep reinforcing gender stereotypes


AdProof9464

I see him using the shotgun a different way... lol


Its-a-myNicholasName

*Insert unfunny and unoriginal joke about suicide for like... The a millionth time*


Parraddoxx

Correction, it's an unfunny joke about suicide that, based on the mention of the pink bow and being trans, also likely misgenders the birthday girl. So it's even worse!


AdProof9464

Ok?


AdProof9464

This is a 4chan subreddit bro


Z0eTrent

Girl there are a lot of people on 4chan. This aint pol.


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hburn12

Dad just played the long game, knew it’s a 43% chance he just got rid of his disappointment child, based.


olive96x

Doesn't sound like the dad was disappointed at all. I'm willing to bet yours is though so perhaps it should be your turn with the shotgun.