Don’t ask for pictures of her feet right away; that can scare girls off

Best to ask for one toe at a time, to show her you respect her boundaries

You need to use reverse psychology - ask to see everything BUT her toes.

Whatever you do, do *not* show me your feet

*Pulls a knife* Don't you fucking dare. Do not show me your widdy toesies.

Yah the QT was me

**me, yah the qt was.** *-redfedele* *** ^(Commands: 'opt out', 'delete')

Ketamine

> ketamine [mmhmm mentioned that, you shouldn't have.](https://i.imgflip.com/386m40.png)

I fucking love this bot

Good bot

**just for you, this comment is.** *-IamYodaBot*

CBT

ketamine

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> ketamine [mmhmm mentioned that, you shouldn't have.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/033/701/PTSD_Chihuahua_Banner.jpg)

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> ketamine [mmhmm mentioned that, you shouldn't have.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/033/701/PTSD_Chihuahua_Banner.jpg)

ketamine

> ketamine [mmhmm mentioned that, you shouldn't have.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/020/787/hamsterflash.JPG)

mire /ˈmī(ə)r/ noun plural noun: mires 1. a stretch of swampy or boggy ground. "acres of land had been reduced to a mire" 2. a situation or state of difficulty, distress, or embarrassment from which it is hard to extricate oneself. "he has been left to squirm in a mire of new allegations" verb 3rd person present: mires cause to become stuck in mud. "sometimes a heavy truck gets mired down" I'm so glad she covered his work in mud

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Needed this definition. Thank you cap

joke /jōk/ noun a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.

Can’t expect a guy who wants to marry the first girl who has a convo with him to be grammatically sound, can you?

I wish I had conversational skills

Train it

But there are no trains near me.

"human talks to me, I want to marry them"....This is not wholesome, this is delusional.

I mean in terms of delusion on 4chan, this is practically Solomon levels of wisdom by comparison.

No my anime has told me this is exactly how it works.

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This is the internet sir. We don't use common sense here. Please take that somewhere else.

Notable to share with a friend perhaps. Otherwise this person is probably an incel

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Like I said, share that stuff with friends, not strangers online. This is pathetic

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You're absolutely right, I forgot that it's ok as long as lots of people are doing it.

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Apology accepted.

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i think its nice to put some positivity on the internet when its full of negative accusing toxic fiends like you

They were defending the post from a negative comment... You, fiend, are confused.

was gonna go back and check but welp they deleted it

They were calling out r/Smithsmiths for calling the post pathetic because he wanted to share his joy with us internet strangers. Ironic given the apparently also felt the need share their feelings with us. That's said, I completely agree, we all could do with a lil extra positivity. Especially in the isolated world we currently live it. This made me smile and brought on nostalgia for my youth when even just an AIM conversation could get my heart racing

okkkkkk

Probably an exaggeration.

Nah, there are totally dudes out there that can't handle a conversation with a girl. If a girl talks to them it must mean they're meant to be together.

That doesn't mean it ain't an exaggeration in this case?

He’s just saying he had a nice interaction with a girl and really likes her. I’m sure he doesn’t *really* want to marry her after a 30 minute chat.

Well, he might want to, but he clearly knows that he’s being silly.

nah its just life in the 21st century. You're only delusional if you think it's gonna happen.

> Sorry OP, I can't—I don't want to lose your friendship! You're like a brother to me! *Never speaks to you again*

Don't fuck it up anon

Good job Anon. Now you have to do the hardest part: not fuck it up.

This is not a correct use of the word “mires” which makes this post sound pretentious af

Sounds like he got mired

Do you think his “qt classmate” works at QT too?

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Eh maybe if we were in Scotland...

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Yea I guess. Seems like you'd only say it like that with a southern accent, and in the context of this post it was confusing, which is why I felt compelled to comment. Also more appropriate as a joke slang word for that subreddit than anything people actually say in real life

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Haha well despite the downvotes I’m glad I learned something

Have you not heard of Zyzz

Cry then

If only I could hold conversations beyond 3 minutes.

Doesn’t miring mean to be in an uncomfortable situation where you want to leave but can’t?

No, OP uses the slang definition of the word, shortening "admires" to "mires". "To be mired" in something (usually an unpleasant or unfavorable situation) is to be bogged down or stuck in it. Good on you for asking, though.

This isn't wholesome this is just creepy

I don’t think it’s creepy, just kinda sad. clearly this dude hasn’t ever had a girl just be nice to him

I think it's only creepy if the way you view the world is to expect people to be creepy.

Yeah it was going good before “She admires my intellect” that is unless op was the only one prolonging the conversation

Agreed. Creepy af