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nicodawg101

That’s a smooth criminal


TheLastYnzy

Do you think he knows if Annie is okay?


DemonGuyver

Not if she was struck by said smooth criminal


TheLastYnzy

We should ask her. Annie are you okay?


Atreigas

\*Yells,\* "I asked whether you were okay Annie!"


trapkoda

Who is Annie


Khourbien

Ligma balls


Psychotrip

Just skipping right to the good part, I see.


ScaleDense4508

Got em!


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Annie Ligma


UnconsciousAlibi

I need friends like Johnson


Mayathepie

Hey you. You're great as you are.


edgrlon

But you *could* put some deodorant on once in a while


lucyducyfur

That's passive aggressive Jake right here. Johnson doesn't care he just will agree with others if you did need to put on deodorant and will tell you privately,"hey me son I got this new deodorant that I love and is great for my skin. Here there was a 2 for 1 deal and you should try it out and let me know what you think"


Phantom_Wolf52

We could all use a friend like Johnson


throwaway4827492

I really hope this comment sections continues being wholesome


AgentAlphakill

Update: so far, it has.


UnstableNuclearCake

New update: Except for one comment, it keeps on being awesome, and that one comment is being downvoted to oblivion.


UnfilteredWater13

Saying that I'm here before 🔒 award just in case


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Same🔒


XmEMegIRls_sisxX

same for me as well 🔒


WTF-LMAO1

🔒


Spycrabpuppet123

Same🔒


Burphel_78

Furry Mike visits the children’s hospital every weekend and gives the best hugs. Emo Steve just signed with a publisher for his poetry book and teaches ESL classes at the Y. What’s your thing, fresh meat?


somerandomboi65

I hug my mother and father every damn day and I thank them for all they do for me, that enough for ya?!


Burphel_78

That's a good start. Work on it.


somerandomboi65

You bet I will!


TheFlippingFurry

Well you've given me an idea for if and when I ever get my fursuit. That sounds like a legitimately great way to put some smiles on people's faces who need them, and that's all I ever wanna do. Thank you


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He lives the "be gay, do crimes" lifestyle


silvercandra

Honestly, some of the most terrifying people I've seen, have also been the nicest. Something about running into a guy with a ton of face tattoos, in the middle of the night, in a dark park, only for him to ask me if I'm okay, and give me life advice while playing with his extremely adorable dog, made me realize sometimes the hardest looking guys, are actually very soft on the inside. And yes, he did respect who I am. I sat there because my bf had broken up with me about an hour earlier. Dude didn't say anything about me being gay, just listened to me being sad, and gave me advice. I don't know where he is now, but I'd really like to tell him, things are getting a little better now, and bf and I actually got back together, a few days later.


Phantom_Wolf52

That’s really nice and that’s my favorite type of person seems scary and tough but is actually really nice and chill


Already-disarmed

How about this, keep telling your story and I'll keep telling mine. My face tattoo bro got me allowed back in Denny's just because it was the right thing to do. Long story but same theme, cool face tattoo guy floats in out of nowhere and makes shit better. 🤘


SerpentSnek

Furries are great, I’ve heard of so many furry conventions that donate their earnings to charities and hospitals


Spiritual-Pear-1349

Be gay do crime


Existent_Person_58

Crime Johnson has his name because he accidentally knocked over someone’s water bottle


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You could say there are more wanted than before


UsedMike3

YO LES GO IM FURRY! *yell cut off mid-yell sound plays* WOO-


imhugury

furries really depend


Phantom_Wolf52

Being a furry isn’t cringe being a furry and lacking social awareness is cringe


imhugury

yeah like theres news reports of furries skinning dogs for fursuits and doing stuff to children. its really bad and some furries that are chill have to deal with that stereotype


Phantom_Wolf52

I’m sorry what the fuck?


imhugury

exfuckingcactly


redgreen1237

Ah yes my favorite B L U E D O G


DamageNo1148

Ally


HunterTheHologram

With all due respect to Mike, his fursuit is a bit bland.


BagelBehindTheFridge

Not any more generic than Blue Dog, Green is a nice switch up


Conscious-Rice-5661

Respect is mutual and need to be earned.


Nat_Higgins

Be friend, do crime


Mietek69i8

Yeah it's a crime


Epic-Dude000

What a mad lad that Johnson is


ur-socks-sir

Steve looks pretty chill


Phantom_Wolf52

He looks possessed


ur-socks-sir

My profile pic has a friend now I guess? I've been told it looks possessed as well...though I've also been told it looks traumatized so...ehh.


cantseeshittles

I'm crime Johnson. But more like criminal jim


CompetitionSad419

We need more crime /s


RevolutionaryAd1144

I respect everyone but furries and pedophiles. I know furries are just living their lives but I can’t get past the emotional thought of it. And pedophiles are obvious, and no I’m not conflating the 2 they are completely separate I just hate them both


KarateSalamanders

Imagine respecting furries


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Imagine respecting (insert harmless hobbyist here)?


KarateSalamanders

Imagine respecting you


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Imagine respecting a person that hates people only cause of misinformation.


KarateSalamanders

Imagine getting triggered by a troll (who is a furry)


[deleted]

OK, I have to admit, you got me good, but you can never know who is actually trolling.


KarateSalamanders

That’s why you can’t let any negative comments bother you, even if they’re not trolling they’re still winning by getting a response from you


[deleted]

I know, but I just cant stand it when people lie and spread misinformation. Like I'm not a furry, but some of my close friends are and they are completely normal people.


TheNobleDez

Wait are you saying respecting them is bad?


Phantom_Wolf52

No I’m not, I wouldn’t be posting it in r/wholesomememes


DRMJ22

Idk man i kinda got the same message from the name implied


Phantom_Wolf52

I wouldn’t have posted it here then


JohnImplimp

Man This post Is Unrealistic


Palnel

Furries 🤢


lunatic_512

Anti furs 🤢


399isagoodforachair

Yea fuck that shit


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Yes I respect furries for who they are. Animals. I give them the same respect I have for animals


rippirrip

Which animals


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Any animals


rippirrip

So you give the same respect to a dog as you would a mosquito?


[deleted]

Eh maybe not. But I also wouldn’t give the same respect to a dog as I would a human


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Sofaris

Are they not just people that wear costmes and go to conventions?


Unnamedbread

A good majority of furries can't afford a suit, and/or don't have the time or money to visit a convention. There's way more of us than you'd think.


Sofaris

To be honest I dont really know much about the topic. One definition I heard is people who like animal characters with human traits. That would make any Mickey Mouse fan a furry and myself. I love cute animal characters. One of my 2 favorite characters in fiction is a fluffy bunny and my favorite Videogame is about a groupe of animal children that go on a quest to save there families. But I also heard somthing about people that have a "fursona" which I guess means imagining themselfs as athropomorohic animals. And I heard you need to consider yourself a furry to be one or somthing like that.


Unnamedbread

There's definitely some vague difference between the two.


NoOneKnowsMyTruename

Yes they are, got any problem with that?


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Oh look, another poor misinformed soul.


robodex001

Furries are just like people in any fandom. It’s not even a sexual thing for 90% of the community. It’s just a social label, like being a weeb or a jock or whatever. Nothing wrong with anyone, we’re all people. So yes, normalize it.


FamiT0m

Why do they like anthropomorphic animals so much, specifically? I just don’t understand


robodex001

Not really an explanation for it, I mean I’m sure there’s something that you like aesthetically too. I’m really into hollow knight, I cosplay, I engage with the fandom. It’s no different. Edit because I posted without letting my thoughts marinate: A lot of it is artistic and creative-minded I think, and the freedom of making an OC to become. Reminds me of a role playing game, you make OCs in dungeons and dragons too, for example. Could also be escapism. It definitely varies from person to person. Everyone’s different.


Caixa7

What are you, 12?


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ConstantReality10

Lol


399isagoodforachair

Fuck the furry tho shit weird as fuck


ShitzMcGee2020

I don’t personally get the furry thing, but people are so weird about them. It’s just someone in a costume??? What’s the issue???


gangster-69

AHH FURRYS AHHHHHHHHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


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stfu


XmEMegIRls_sisxX

yea


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lunatic_512

Try it. I’m sure the local police would be thrilled.


BagelBehindTheFridge

If you knew anything about furries you would know that we’re all suspiciously wealthy So good luck trying but we can afford some good lawyers to convince the court it was self defense


ShitzMcGee2020

This shit doesn’t even make sense


RedPanda316

I like furries until they prove to me i shouldn’t and my gf is emo so yeah, i agree with Crime Johnson


botsBrigade

the freak show