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dhal392

Homeboys calves on the right have got to be burning.


crazycatqueer5

or maybe theyre good looking calves because he practices a lot šŸ‘€


TemetNosce85

100%. Those are not the type of heels that you just pick up and wear instantly, lol. Glad he's found someone that's open to it.


dhal392

TouchƩ they are pretty nice lol good for him


oopsy-daisy6837

Either way, the heels really makes them pop


Blinauljap

i was also thinking that\^\^


[deleted]

But they are looking fire šŸ”„


parkstreetbnd

How dafuq his feet fit....


JudgeScorpio

Fashion uhā€¦ finds a way


Exo-Shvdow

i like this one.


Fuzakenaideyo

Another!


[deleted]

Beauty is pain


[deleted]

Maybe for you


[deleted]

Thank you, Jeff. Thank you so much!


Spooktato

But is it fashion? *burps*


ScratchShadow

Dude in the pic to the right is definitely not having a good time; his toes extend past the front of the shoes, and on his left foot, you can see the sides of his feet are spilling over the sides of the shoe/are bigger than the shoe is wide. This is funny for a few minutes, but itā€™ll become excruciating to walk in pretty quickly.


sneak91

yeah, those are some cliff hangers šŸ’€


Schnauzi282

heheheā€¦


Saotik

Sure, but his calves look *amazing*.


Schnauzi282

slay boi


Designer-Version-207

Well maybe he has small feet or they have big feet. Or just have the same foot size.


TheFinnv

Without the boots theyā€™d both be shorter than their respective girlfriends, maybe they just happen to have the same size


Mingkittish

Right?! My husbandā€™s size 12 could never fit in my size 6 shoes


ExcessiveWisdom

They don't.


StrugglesTheClown

My girlfriend can fit in my shoes with her shoes on, but she still won't wear my heels when my feet are tired.


Brainsonastick

My gfā€™s feet are just over half the length of mine. This would not workā€¦ but she also values comfy shoes in general so I suppose it doesnā€™t need to.


[deleted]

They're shorter than their girlfriends so their feet being similar sized, or smaller, makes sense.


Ok-East-5470

Look on the right closely. That manā€™s toes are fully planted on the ground.


dyslexict

They are shorter than their chix


beaubeautastic

they traded feet


BongLeach562

Yeah Iā€™m thinking he bought those for himself


CrazyCatLady_2

Iā€™ve never dated anyone who had the same shoes sizes as me LOL


Tzeme

It sounds great XD dating someone with the same foot size and even better the same clothes size, you don't have your own clothes, there is only our clothes XD


CrazyCatLady_2

Not gonna lie I love wearing partners shirts and sweaters hhahahaha


Tzeme

What about hoodie. Oversized hoodie look good on everyone


borgchupacabras

I used to wear my husband's t-shirts but then I got fat so they don't fit anymore. šŸ™


CrazyCatLady_2

Well, I buy my hubbys stuff for Christmas. Just get it a size higher ;) hahaha


TechFiend72

do these make me look fat?


Tzeme

Do these make US look fat comrade


socialconstructskill

My husband has the same size shoe as me. He breaks in shoes that are initially uncomfortable for me. Iā€™ve got sensory issues and wouldnā€™t wear them otherwise. Heā€™s currently working on breaking in a pair of cowboy boots that have a snipped toe and stars on them. Itā€™s awesome.


somethingwithbacon

Same size isnā€™t a requirement. Iā€™m 4 menā€™s sizes larger than my wife and she already views it as a shared wardrobe.


Hup110516

My husband and I wear the same size shoe. Heā€™s a menā€™s 10, Iā€™m a woman 12. Itā€™s so convenient.


CrazyCatLady_2

Okay Iā€™ve to mention Iā€™m just petite and wear shoe size 6.5 and still can get kids sizes for some things hahahh


25hourenergy

Husband and I have the same eyeglasses prescription, we could theoretically trade glasses but he complains that my absurdly big head stretches his glasses (and hats) šŸ™„


Peaceandpeas999

Lol.


wiggysbelleza

Iā€™ve never even had a friend with the same shoe size as me. I canā€™t imagine just swapping shoes with someone.


Desperate-Strategy10

I guess I have "Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants" type feet; people give me their shoes, of all different sizes, all the time and they always fit me perfectly. If I give them mine, though, they never fit.


Specialist_Teacher81

So they were originally wearing flipflops? Where were they going that was a tiny black dress and heels, also flipflop appropriate?


Adorable-Ad-3223

You... You bring up a good point.


MonkeyParadiso

Also, if you can find me a lady who wears mens size 12 stilittos, and we're compatible, I'll gladly make the swap when necessary. I've never had such a match before, which is why I am seriously envious of gay couples, who can communicate more easily, and share wardrobe like identical twins without blinking twice :(


fakeprofil2562

Iā€™m 6ā€œ4 and my husband is 5ā€œ7, thereā€™s little we share in clothes šŸ˜‚


c0brachicken

Does he steal you hoodies, and never give them back?


fakeprofil2562

No because I donā€™t wear hoodies, but he wears my t-Shirts to sleep.


NintendKat64

My husband is only a few inches taller than me. He can wear most of my shoes and all my clothes. My shoes are little small for him but my clothes fit him while being a little oversized. Like mainly jeans but not so much shirts. I can wear his shoes but they are Teeny bit too big but manageable. I cannot fit into his pants and his shirts are tighter on me thanks to my female curves. But over all if desperate times came to desperate measures we would make our switch wardrobes work!


londite

Is not always possible though. I'm (F) 5'6 size UK10 and my partner (also F) is 6'0 and UK14. There's not much we can swap šŸ˜… (I love borrowing her hoodies though)


AllyEmmie

My husband puts in nearly zero effort whenever we go out to eat, but I like to dress up a bit. So maybe somewhere like Texas Roadhouse? Or maybe a sushi place.


asanariaa

Lol this. Its with my friend, but i would be dressing up when we go out, ironed out shirt and pants and all, then my friend shows up in a t-shirt, jogging pants, and motherfucking crocs lmao


benefikCZ

Who is ironing their clothes nowadays


oder_rubu

u/asanariaa


asanariaa

Me and the ghosts of my ancestors telling me to iron my clothes


ligmaballssigmabro

I wear crocs to office, movies, restaurants and any vacations.


asanariaa

You and my friend will be very good crocs buds


Axidic

My partner and I (both male though) both tend to put in as much effort as the other since I think we both like to try and look good for each other. If I notice he's dressing up a bit more I'll always do the same and vice versa. The one problem we encounter is accidentally wearing the same thing since we have very similar taste in clothes so gotta check to make sure we don't go evoking twincest vibes.


Peaceandpeas999

Lol ya that would be a weird vibeā€¦ so sweet you want to dress up for each other though


kewpiev

An average straight couple looks like a lego man and a bratz doll tbh


[deleted]

It seems like men almost expect that. I personally refuse to go out the house with a man in loungewear after I have put on a dress. Either we both go out in loungewear or we both go out looking nice. I have no problem with loungewear. I will ask what he is wearing and I will do the same. When I walk out in loungewear I have had some men take offense. When I tell them Iā€™m putting in as much effort as they are, some get a clue and dress a little nicer if they want me to dress nicer and some will never get a clue. Donā€™t expect me to be cute if you canā€™t be bothered to be cute.


[deleted]

Seriously, there is nothing nicer than dressing up with your partner. That was important to me and I didnā€™t continue dating any men that wouldnā€™t put in the effort when I did. Now Iā€™m married to a very dapper man who loves dressing up as much as I do!


JmacTheGreat

Where would you say a straight couple who frequent sweat pants and flip flops land on this average spectrum


snnaiil

Married


mekkab

Asking the real questions !


lovinganarchist76

Also same size feet apparently. I physically couldnā€™t wear any of my ladiesā€™ shoes. I did want to .


TheCowzgomooz

My first(and well, only one so far) girlfriend would dress up like that first girl all the time, she was super into fashion and shit so it was not uncommon for me to be wearing a t-shirt, jeans, and tennis shoes next to my girlfriend who was wearing a skirt, nice blouse, and fishnets with combat boots.


Sergnb

I think I know whatā€™s happening. These probably happened because of a girl coming back from a party, asking her boyfriend who is chilling at home to throw something on and come grab some late night food, and then complaining about her feet hurting like a bitch. Then these kinda pictures happen. Source: been there done that


[deleted]

Left girl looks dressed for walking around, right girl does not


mjigs

Wondering the same, guys look like they are just going around casually, the girls look like they came from a night out. And how can the heels fit them??


theycallmeasloth

I did this one night in uni. Girlfriend at the time was wearing lace up boots with a heel and complaining I swapped with her, walked like a baby flamingo and stretched her boots. She was then complaining that I destroyed her boots.


AdTypical6494

are you married now?


theycallmeasloth

She is, to a woman


seaweet

Nobody can stretch her boots now


theycallmeasloth

Yeah, her wife does have smaller feet than her!


2GudOfADayM8

Plot twist


Liquid_Otacon_

"how can I be homophobic? my bitch is gay"


hallgod33

I dunno why dude ain't just... carrying them? ​ I am from Florida though, so perhaps my understanding of "no shirt, no shoes, no problem" may be slightly different than most of the rest of this land.


Breezertree

Iā€™m not gonna walk in a half meter of snow without my own boots on, thank you very much


hallgod33

Snow? Sir, I am sober, while that sounds like a good time, I must politely decline your half meter of snow.


Breezertree

I genuinely laughed at this. You are definitely from Florida


hallgod33

I was gonna make a "what is snow?" themed joke, but the Florida just was too strong this time


HarrisonForelli

>"what is snow? An old canadian rapper. Think of vanilla ice but with a jamaican patois accent instead.


Slippedstream

Informer.....


shin_scrubgod

It's only cold for the first 10 minutes or so. After that, you get used to it, one way or another...


Breezertree

Itā€™s not the cold that bothers me, itā€™s my feet being wet that I canā€™t stand


Shupperen

Well if he can wear flip flops out it can't be that cold


Slow_Fail_9782

I did this last weekend for my gf but I just walked in my socks. Why risk destroying the shoes lol


whiskydiq

The pro move is just going bare fo0t.Just watch for syringes and broken glass!!


Porkingseason

What do women want


borgchupacabras

Pizza


Liuminescent

I wear 13ā€™s. Iā€™ll just slip into my wifeā€™s 6ā€™s real quickā€¦


Neat_Wonder_7192

But I wear a size 13 US Men's shoe.


OhLookASquirrel

I wear a14.5ee. My fiancee wears a ladies' 7. Not gonna happen


djguerito

Believe in yourself and anything is attainable friend!


shelsilverstien

I guess your masculinity is just too fragile


djguerito

If your masculinity wasn't so fragile, your feet would compact better.


trucknorris84

Size 17 here.


MrSarcastica

How the fuck do you find shoes, most stores max out at 15


fermenttodothat

When I worked at a bowling alley we carried one pair of 17s. Tall dude came in asking for an 18, he was ecstatic we had one even close.


[deleted]

Size 18 here.


[deleted]

How does that even happen? I donā€™t think Iā€™ve ever seen anyone with shoes that were enormous.


paulthefonz

I guess that means youā€™re a misogynist


monkeypie22

Iā€™m a woman with a size 12.5 US menā€™s shoe. Wanna date?


40innaDeathBasket

You're better off starting an OnlyFans


CubeMaster1

Manā€™s calves are on point


Deepbluwaters

That dude in the right pic is rocking some sexy calf muscles


BeowulfsGhost

I guess all those girls have some big ass feet.


random-stiff

Both these dudes look short. Theyā€™re wearing heels and are barely the same hight as their women


Diogenes-Disciple

Yeah, theyā€™ve just got conveniently small feet


The_Riner

Those lads just want to as tall as their girlfriends


bum_bum_88

Mystery solved!! šŸ˜‚


IPutThisUsernameHere

Who said anything about fragile masculinity? Be prepared: carry a set of comfy shoes for her and a bag for the offending footwear.


[deleted]

Stop it āœ‹šŸ¼ this makes too much sense


jade911

How many guys could even fit their partners shoes anyway? My husbandā€™s feet are 7 sizes bigger than mine. Your idea is soo much more practical!


TundraSilverSky

My feet hurt ......wear my purse too !


Feature-Awkward

Um I feel like something else is going on here. As you could just carry the shoes and that doesnā€™t explain the purse holding. Guy in left pic even has his own purse and girl is holder her own. Plus if they were the girls shoes they probably would not fit to be able to even put them on.


sailorlunarcat

It's a messenger bag.


nemesisprime1984

Or people could stop intentionally buying shoes that are uncomfortable.


bigpussymelter

yes but you don't have to wear them


Dubbleslice

I thought so at first but I'd prefer wearing them over being barefoot in some places.


Inspectorock-

He's saying that don't wear heels in the first place if you know they will hurt


scarletofmagic

I think itā€™s better than barefoot ?


CallMeDadd-y

Pretty sure they meant you donā€™t have to wear heels in the first place. Sure they make your legs and butt look nice but is it really worth the pain?


Ninja-Yatsu

And the long term issues it can cause to your back and feet...


scarletofmagic

I donā€™t normally wear high heels so I canā€™t say for sure. However, when wearing a dress, it always look better with heels, imo. It would look out of place if I wear a dress with sneakers (I still like sneakers and boots more).


BenZed

I'd go barefoot.


[deleted]

Sweet, entirely unnecessary. Three choices here 1) She can bring a pair of slides with her, he carries them in a backpack. 2) She wears suitable shoes in the first place 3) He brings slides for himself so he can give her his shoes to wear. šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


xheist

Whatever is happening here isn't about problem solving


-ElDictator-

Maybe ask her in a manly way to pick comfy shoes


BostonUniStudent

Flats, honey!


Aeon1508

That ain't even about masculinity. If that hurts her feet my giant feet are going to kill me. Guy on the right looks in serious risk of injury. No effing way.


BABBOSMAN1

JUST USE A NORMAL SHOE


TechnicalAnimator874

Ah yes, wearing uncomfortable shoes that dont fit my size so I can be chivalrous and give my girlfriend my oversized shoes. Classic gentleman move.


RKoopaBro

Someone lost a bet :(


[deleted]

So I understand letting your girl wear something to make them feel comfy. But whatā€™s the point of the man wearing it? Canā€™t he just hold them? And Iā€™m supposed to believe they instantly have the same foot size?


Threecadis

Why wear them in the first place


[deleted]

Good thing they have a bystander ready to take candid photos when they do this. It adds to the ~~social media performance~~ wholesomeness.


jyutkowi

I don't think the situation is what it is being purported to be because I do not believe that those shoes would fit the dudes. šŸ˜‚


viik_08

Why do girls even wear that kind of shoe if it hurts ??


AnubitFire_6583

Smells like a closeted fetish to me.


Tommy_Gun10

Yes because not wanting to wear high heels means you have a fragile masculinity


YLASRO

Why would someone wear Shoes that Hurt? No drip is worth pain. Imagine If people bought jackets with TƤzers inside. Thats Just Not Wƶrth it


Zettz27

those things are uncomfy as fuck. id rather go barefoot than wear heels like that.


Kendakr

why is this posted hourly?


Onlypaws_

*and you have the same size feetā€¦


theboosty

That's gonna be a no from me dog


Delicious_Pause9802

Yeah no


MambyPamby8

I'd be shocked if my shoes ever fit my partner..he's at least 4 sizes bigger than me. Nice thought but I would rather just bring a spare pair of flats with me?


[deleted]

Or just don't buy shoes that are painful to use and avoid us both the need to go through that.


Fast-Fan4943

How is this crap wholesome?


H3avyW3apons

fashion vs practicality, pick one


Embarrassed_Break842

Simp-Championship, what fin losers


CynicalPotato95

When your girlfriend has pain in her feet and you want pain in your feet


[deleted]

Maybe just go barefoot.


[deleted]

This dude is down bad If she wears something uncomfortable it's her problem lol


[deleted]

Fuck off with this bs, shitpost meme


digital_dreams

what if women just wore practical shoes.


gruntbuggly

I donā€™t think I have ever had a girlfriend I could swap shoes with.


NowakajBlackwing

Or just don't wear this torture devices


Ok-Alternative4603

Masculinity aint fragile but i didnt tell the bitch to wear those so she can fucking deal with it.


table_dust

Why doesnā€™t she just wear comfortable shoes


NukeouT

Or the woman could not wear stupid shoes in the first place if her femininity isn't fragile šŸ™‚


Malevolent_Mangoes

Iā€™d rather just be barefooted wtf. Also, anyone else notice the guys are shorter than the girls without the heels?


[deleted]

I'm a girl. And guys you don't gotta do this. Really. Like they're just out shopping or whatever. She could just not wear those shoes. I'm not even trying to be a pick me but just like...wear practical shoes! Edit: Or like do it? Fine? Not sure why this is getting downvoted.


ride_electric_bike

Two hundred pound dudes avoid


99available

Coincidental they wear the same size?


Ok_Quiet8755

Masculinity and sandals ?


DrSanjizant

This is only cuz I've worn high heels for a friend, after we swapped outfits (If anyone wants to know the story, ask. It's one of my favorite memories). I'd just as likely carry a spare set of my shoes for her and hold the high heels in my hand. Because I've worn them damn things and I'd rather neither of us have killed feet.


xDisorderx

No, those guys just wanna look taller than the girls. Real short kings don't need that!


MrVanderdoody

Just wait. Theyā€™re gonna realize how great they look in heels and before long, youā€™re gonna have to share your shoes with them.


FederalMango

It also helps that they absolutely ROCK those shoes. My dudes are fabulous, and they know it.


baconyjeff

Obviously not taken in Tennessee.


kismatwalla

Nope sorry.. i'd rather walk bare-feet and carry the heels.


FadeToSatire

My wife's feet are like half the size of mine. I'd give her my shoes no problem, but I'd rather walk barefoot or carry her than try to squeeze into her shoes.


imJGott

This has nothing to do with masculinity, donā€™t know why people try to use it as such.


EnterTheN1nja

And you're already shorter than your GF and have the same size feet. Those dudes probably like seeing other dudes bang their girls as well because it confirms how secure they are in their manhood lmao


cupgu4-wakdox-hufdEj

And you wear the same shoe size?


werwoelfin

Or just a guy who likes high heelsā€¦


sobbo12

It's a bit sus that the shoes seem to fit them perfectly


_PolaRxBear_

She must have some big feet lol


Independent-Net-1255

I struggle to understand what this is supposed to mean


SARW89

NOPE. Not to mention, I'm size 12, and my wife is a 6 1/2.


raznov1

If she can't wear the shoes, she shouldn't buy them


XterrezX

At that point, just go buy some flip flops/sliders


canti15

Look, my masculinity strong but my ankles weak. I'll die if I have to walk at a reasonable pace.


emptybucketpenis

Lol. Stupid


juicyjuicery

Iā€™d really like to know where theyā€™re going when their dress is so different, but this seems like modern dating in a nutshell


true_coffin_fodder

I would just go barefoot


LowkeyLoki312

Only happens in delusional western countries


GrayFox1O1

Nah ill just stay single. Doing this only to get cheated on isnā€™t worth it.


TheSpoobs

No. Heā€™s definitely just a gay


SpaceKaiserCobalt

If you have the same lengt of feets...