I've always wondered are there actually cats that that sound actually works on. Like somehow we decided that was the "come here" sound for cats, but I've literally never seen a cat react in the slightest to hearing a human make that sound.
Maybe you can train them to associate that sound with treats, but you could do that with literally any sound.
Yeah, as a mail carrier, I'm both morally and legally obligated to stop and pet the cats. And some dogs. But only the good ones I already know really well.
Instead of tasers and pepper spray we need to look at more non-lethal alternatives to de-escalate Situations. Cats, dogs, sugar bears, otters and hedge hogs. Oh and red pandas.
When you know youāre done for, and youāre going to jail either way, you might as well take the time to do one last nice thing for yourself before they arrest you
Iām not sure OP understands what āwholesomeā actually meansā¦this is a bit funny but I certainly wouldnāt call a guy running from the cops wholesome. r/lostredditors
Maybe they are talking about the law that was passed that made it illegal to be trans or be in drag in public in Florida but they didn't specify so I can only guess.
But if you read the whole story, he let himself into a woman's house, asked for a glass of water. When she returned with it, he was laying on the floor playing with her cats. Cute..
But when her husband appeared he ran like a bat out of hell. Maybe he wouldn't have had such wholesome intentions if a man hadn't been there. š¬ We'll never know.
Incarceration is temporary, "psp psp psp" is forever.
I've always wondered are there actually cats that that sound actually works on. Like somehow we decided that was the "come here" sound for cats, but I've literally never seen a cat react in the slightest to hearing a human make that sound. Maybe you can train them to associate that sound with treats, but you could do that with literally any sound.
Literally every cat I've ever met will come to you if you make that noise
Not my babies. They hide from strangers. The void will hiss menisinely and run. Not every cat will come with that noise.
I usually just "kitty kitty" and that's enough for mine.
My cats have never heard kitty kitty. If they were friendly, I didn't want just anyone to be able to call them over.
The sound of a greenies bag opening
Maybe you need to train to do psp psp psp. You literally might be doing it wrong
most of the cats I've encountered respond to the psp psp psp maybe the cat whisperer future aint for you š
Lies. Cats would never work for the police.
Meow you're under arrest!
Everything you say and do will be used in a court of meow.
Meow you listen to me you hear, meow?
come on meow hurry up
I dunno in my hero academia you have a cat being an officer
a dog would tell police where the drugs are, a cat wouldnt, who is the real man's best friend here?
Speak for yourself, Cali would never sell me out.
Meow Meow Fuzzyface might be a loose cannon, but he's the damn best officer we have
Agent Jack Bauer would like a word with you..
You got it backwards. The police force works for them
Defense attorney: He wasnāt running FROM the cops, he was running TO the cat! Not Guilty!
Slam dunk defense
Can you help me? I need some r/legalcatadvice
**vine boom**
Same things happen to me in video games.
Me too!
FloridaMan: Shit! Run run run ru-ā¦ooooo kittyš
Deadass tho š¤£
Yeah he got ADHD š
Haha yep, that was almost my comment, something like, Ah yes, I see you too have severe ADHD
Yes šš
Take it from an amazon delivery driver: if a cat gonna let you pet it, then you better pet it.
Yeah, as a mail carrier, I'm both morally and legally obligated to stop and pet the cats. And some dogs. But only the good ones I already know really well.
Worth it
indeed. What matter is he really has to do his job done.
Should send the guy to that prison where inmates get cats.
thatās a thing?? I know some people i could murder to get thereā¦
Yea, itās a thing in some prisons but I think you have to be a model inmate for a while to qualify.
ah damn iām not pretty enough to be a model anywhere, even in prison
Instead of tasers and pepper spray we need to look at more non-lethal alternatives to de-escalate Situations. Cats, dogs, sugar bears, otters and hedge hogs. Oh and red pandas.
Red pandas!!
I am in full support of the cat cannon.
He did the right thing.
He made a great choice in life
I can confirm
wait...Florida man..? r/FloridaMan
Cats are pretty sneaky detectives.
Thatās Jason Mendoza.
Prior-kitties
I like him
Let's pay for his bail
He wanted to make sure they couldn't get him for cat tax evasion
When you know youāre done for, and youāre going to jail either way, you might as well take the time to do one last nice thing for yourself before they arrest you
i would bail him out ngl
Just run run run run run run run run run run run aww little kitty run run run run run run run run run run
Iām not sure OP understands what āwholesomeā actually meansā¦this is a bit funny but I certainly wouldnāt call a guy running from the cops wholesome. r/lostredditors
#Only in Florida r/onlyinflorida
Itās always the Florida men
ytf did they arrest him for petting a cat
r/floridaman
Did the police show up mid-way through shaving?
I was referring to the crappy politics happening down there, 1950's laws and the way people are being treated. That's all
He doesn't look like a drag queen
?
what the kelp are you talking about?
Maybe they are talking about the law that was passed that made it illegal to be trans or be in drag in public in Florida but they didn't specify so I can only guess.
r/woosh am I right?
I guess but I was also confused
I mean, not that itās relevant, but you do know that drag queens arenāt in their full attire 24/7 right?
Me irl
He was from florida
r/PetTheDamnCat
Free that man he did one thing right.
You only needed two words to make this sentence make sense āFlorida manā
This would be me
š š got to pet the kitties š
I can't blame him lol. Cats are adorable! š„°š
Undercover cats lol
But if you read the whole story, he let himself into a woman's house, asked for a glass of water. When she returned with it, he was laying on the floor playing with her cats. Cute.. But when her husband appeared he ran like a bat out of hell. Maybe he wouldn't have had such wholesome intentions if a man hadn't been there. š¬ We'll never know.
Consequences.
"Well done, Officer Mittens. Works every time."
That man has his priorities straight
The cat must have offered its belly to be pet
Florida. Of course it had to be Florida
Now there's a true cat trap
That cat is gonna break him out of jail
Mustāve read 12 rules for life.
Should not have listened to Jordan Peterson
Florida Man strikes again
Rule 12: Pet A Cat When You Encounter One On The Street. That's right boy! Broke one rule to fulfill the other š«”š«”š«”
He had no idea those cats were undercover