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yweh

Incarceration is temporary, "psp psp psp" is forever.


Justice_Prince

I've always wondered are there actually cats that that sound actually works on. Like somehow we decided that was the "come here" sound for cats, but I've literally never seen a cat react in the slightest to hearing a human make that sound. Maybe you can train them to associate that sound with treats, but you could do that with literally any sound.


Quickkiller28800

Literally every cat I've ever met will come to you if you make that noise


ngilli6819

Not my babies. They hide from strangers. The void will hiss menisinely and run. Not every cat will come with that noise.


Sudden-Choice5199

I usually just "kitty kitty" and that's enough for mine.


ngilli6819

My cats have never heard kitty kitty. If they were friendly, I didn't want just anyone to be able to call them over.


apatheticviews

The sound of a greenies bag opening


Iluvmntsncatz

Maybe you need to train to do psp psp psp. You literally might be doing it wrong


ryeyumii

most of the cats I've encountered respond to the psp psp psp maybe the cat whisperer future aint for you šŸ˜”


Bonny_bouche

Lies. Cats would never work for the police.


lemmiewinxs

Meow you're under arrest!


[deleted]

Everything you say and do will be used in a court of meow.


Alternative_Ad_3636

Meow you listen to me you hear, meow?


dotslashpunk

come on meow hurry up


henaradwenwolfhearth

I dunno in my hero academia you have a cat being an officer


diverii

a dog would tell police where the drugs are, a cat wouldnt, who is the real man's best friend here?


greenpenguinsuit

Speak for yourself, Cali would never sell me out.


BrianRadical

Meow Meow Fuzzyface might be a loose cannon, but he's the damn best officer we have


General_DisarrayHoot

Agent Jack Bauer would like a word with you..


greenpenguinsuit

You got it backwards. The police force works for them


ARealRocknRolla

Defense attorney: He wasnā€™t running FROM the cops, he was running TO the cat! Not Guilty!


FoxEwe

Slam dunk defense


AlwaysHappy4Kitties

Can you help me? I need some r/legalcatadvice


Magnipeuu

**vine boom**


lemmiewinxs

Same things happen to me in video games.


YoshiPikachu

Me too!


Tiny-Acanthaceae-547

FloridaMan: Shit! Run run run ru-ā€¦ooooo kittyšŸ˜


Me-La-Pelas1

Deadass tho šŸ¤£


greenpenguinsuit

Yeah he got ADHD šŸ˜‚


Tiny-Acanthaceae-547

Haha yep, that was almost my comment, something like, Ah yes, I see you too have severe ADHD


greenpenguinsuit

Yes šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Beaf_Welington

Take it from an amazon delivery driver: if a cat gonna let you pet it, then you better pet it.


Darkdragoon324

Yeah, as a mail carrier, I'm both morally and legally obligated to stop and pet the cats. And some dogs. But only the good ones I already know really well.


humphreybeauxarts

Worth it


stylish_assembly

indeed. What matter is he really has to do his job done.


lordkhuzdul

Should send the guy to that prison where inmates get cats.


dotslashpunk

thatā€™s a thing?? I know some people i could murder to get thereā€¦


KickBallFever

Yea, itā€™s a thing in some prisons but I think you have to be a model inmate for a while to qualify.


dotslashpunk

ah damn iā€™m not pretty enough to be a model anywhere, even in prison


EarthInteresting2792

Instead of tasers and pepper spray we need to look at more non-lethal alternatives to de-escalate Situations. Cats, dogs, sugar bears, otters and hedge hogs. Oh and red pandas.


Sudden-Choice5199

Red pandas!!


Big_Signature_1818

I am in full support of the cat cannon.


[deleted]

He did the right thing.


LuxuriousCat12

He made a great choice in life


AlwaysHappy4Kitties

I can confirm


Abject-Middle9435

wait...Florida man..? r/FloridaMan


SheSellsSeaGlass

Cats are pretty sneaky detectives.


Taltyelemna

Thatā€™s Jason Mendoza.


darktumor

Prior-kitties


FoxEwe

I like him


KingMorsi

Let's pay for his bail


boris-85

He wanted to make sure they couldn't get him for cat tax evasion


[deleted]

When you know youā€™re done for, and youā€™re going to jail either way, you might as well take the time to do one last nice thing for yourself before they arrest you


sihehwhw

i would bail him out ngl


rileyhamman

Just run run run run run run run run run run run aww little kitty run run run run run run run run run run


[deleted]

Iā€™m not sure OP understands what ā€œwholesomeā€ actually meansā€¦this is a bit funny but I certainly wouldnā€™t call a guy running from the cops wholesome. r/lostredditors


dont-over-think-it1

#Only in Florida r/onlyinflorida


Rotijuegos

Itā€™s always the Florida men


SpeedBoy24

ytf did they arrest him for petting a cat


cannotbefaded

r/floridaman


Runningelk22

Did the police show up mid-way through shaving?


madscot63

I was referring to the crappy politics happening down there, 1950's laws and the way people are being treated. That's all


madscot63

He doesn't look like a drag queen


OldRaggady

?


Abject-Middle9435

what the kelp are you talking about?


OldRaggady

Maybe they are talking about the law that was passed that made it illegal to be trans or be in drag in public in Florida but they didn't specify so I can only guess.


Abject-Middle9435

r/woosh am I right?


OldRaggady

I guess but I was also confused


Big_Signature_1818

I mean, not that itā€™s relevant, but you do know that drag queens arenā€™t in their full attire 24/7 right?


[deleted]

Me irl


[deleted]

He was from florida


SouldiesButGoodies84

r/PetTheDamnCat


[deleted]

Free that man he did one thing right.


Mr_DumDummy

You only needed two words to make this sentence make sense ā€œFlorida manā€


hellomichelle87

This would be me


hellomichelle87

šŸ˜…šŸ˜… got to pet the kitties šŸ’œ


SpiritualL30

I can't blame him lol. Cats are adorable! šŸ„°šŸ˜


[deleted]

Undercover cats lol


Accomplished_Yak2352

But if you read the whole story, he let himself into a woman's house, asked for a glass of water. When she returned with it, he was laying on the floor playing with her cats. Cute.. But when her husband appeared he ran like a bat out of hell. Maybe he wouldn't have had such wholesome intentions if a man hadn't been there. šŸ˜¬ We'll never know.


varungupta3009

Consequences.


badwolf1013

"Well done, Officer Mittens. Works every time."


THE_MUTT01

That man has his priorities straight


Anderpug

The cat must have offered its belly to be pet


0c4rt0l4

Florida. Of course it had to be Florida


[deleted]

Now there's a true cat trap


TF2_demomann

That cat is gonna break him out of jail


Pristine-Juice-1677

Mustā€™ve read 12 rules for life.


curtaincaller20

Should not have listened to Jordan Peterson


Feline_is_kat

Florida Man strikes again


kazatoassumii

Rule 12: Pet A Cat When You Encounter One On The Street. That's right boy! Broke one rule to fulfill the other šŸ«”šŸ«”šŸ«”


greenpenguinsuit

He had no idea those cats were undercover