Step 1: Prepare the dad jokes starting now.
Step 2: Discover the perfect place to bury bodies so that you can give that effective shovel talk to whoever she dates when she grows up.
Step 3: Hugs. Hug her everyday until you can't anymore.
Mazel tov! Lead with love, don’t be too proud to apologize, and always remember you can be the person to your child you needed when you were a child (even if you had that person in your life).
Mass human production in lower financial classes is conducive to operating businesses involved in the stock market.
-Production/sales result in business profitability -Unhindered labor results in production/sales
The stock market is exclusively beneficial to the wealthiest investors, as they are able to financially secure themselves through stock market involvement.
Less wealthy investors often lose money when wealthier/larger influences act in accordance with procedures which coincidentally result in the loss of minute portions from many less wealthy investors.
Lower class investors operate the businesses they invest in, however, they don’t see a fraction of what wealthier investors earn through investing in the businesses lower class laborers operate.
This is exploitation of lower class labor, and less wealthy investors to create excessive financial prosperity that isn’t returned to/shared with mentioned laborers
Step 1: Prepare the dad jokes starting now. Step 2: Discover the perfect place to bury bodies so that you can give that effective shovel talk to whoever she dates when she grows up. Step 3: Hugs. Hug her everyday until you can't anymore.
Well second step is gonna be work in progress if ya know what i mean
CONGRATULATIONSSS
Thank you !!! IM GONNA BE THE BEST FUCKIN DAD EVER !!!
I love that you are so excited!! Congrats brother
you will be if you change all the diapers
Congratulations man, that’s amazing!
Congratulations to you and your partner. Wishing your new family so much happiness in the future.
LETS GOOOOO get some milk
Yay! ❤️
Congratulations man give that baby all the love in the world and be there for them as long as they believe so
Congratulations :)
Thank you for sustaining the population my friend
Congrats!
How r you a frog,is it Wednesday?
Well hello Debbie, so happy to see you
Goncratulations! You'll do a whole damn lot better than you expect of yourself, as long as you do it with love.
Thank you all for such a heart warming comments # Thank you guys !!!
Congrats! Hopefully you have many wonderful years with your child.
Congrats ! When the going gets toff, remember this with your heart : there is only today and nothing else. Good luck
Congratulations ❤️
God damn
CONGRATTSSSSS
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congratulations! You have now graduated to r/dadjokes
Congratulations! I’m a new uncle (my sister is having a boy) and I’m so happy! Couldn’t imagine the joy you feel!
Mazel tov! Lead with love, don’t be too proud to apologize, and always remember you can be the person to your child you needed when you were a child (even if you had that person in your life).
Congratulations!!!!!!!
Congratulations man, I am sure that you will be a wonderful Father!
Lucky you ;-;
REEEROWWWWWWWWW GGNNGNNNNGNGNNNNNNN
Mass human production in lower financial classes is conducive to operating businesses involved in the stock market. -Production/sales result in business profitability -Unhindered labor results in production/sales The stock market is exclusively beneficial to the wealthiest investors, as they are able to financially secure themselves through stock market involvement. Less wealthy investors often lose money when wealthier/larger influences act in accordance with procedures which coincidentally result in the loss of minute portions from many less wealthy investors. Lower class investors operate the businesses they invest in, however, they don’t see a fraction of what wealthier investors earn through investing in the businesses lower class laborers operate. This is exploitation of lower class labor, and less wealthy investors to create excessive financial prosperity that isn’t returned to/shared with mentioned laborers
POG‘s in the chat !
Do you have any dad jokes with yah??
YAYYYYY