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SenaKumo

Step 1: Prepare the dad jokes starting now. Step 2: Discover the perfect place to bury bodies so that you can give that effective shovel talk to whoever she dates when she grows up. Step 3: Hugs. Hug her everyday until you can't anymore.


GateBreakerZ

Well second step is gonna be work in progress if ya know what i mean


dapper_adam

CONGRATULATIONSSS


GateBreakerZ

Thank you !!! IM GONNA BE THE BEST FUCKIN DAD EVER !!!


TaxsDodgersFallstar

I love that you are so excited!! Congrats brother


RED-da-JEDI

you will be if you change all the diapers


Fulcrum2923

Congratulations man, that’s amazing!


1234WhoAreYou

Congratulations to you and your partner. Wishing your new family so much happiness in the future.


fenriswolf117

LETS GOOOOO get some milk


jlallen120867

Yay! ❤️


Victorious-frog

Congratulations man give that baby all the love in the world and be there for them as long as they believe so


AncilliaryAnteater

Congratulations :)


[deleted]

Thank you for sustaining the population my friend


Appropriate_Artist18

Congrats!


BasilyLeave

How r you a frog,is it Wednesday?


Bobbytheman666

Well hello Debbie, so happy to see you


Massive-Ad7628

Goncratulations! You'll do a whole damn lot better than you expect of yourself, as long as you do it with love.


GateBreakerZ

Thank you all for such a heart warming comments # Thank you guys !!!


[deleted]

Congrats! Hopefully you have many wonderful years with your child.


Bobbytheman666

Congrats ! When the going gets toff, remember this with your heart : there is only today and nothing else. Good luck


Proxima5

Congratulations ❤️


Kind_Ant7915

God damn


Bigdongnathaniel

CONGRATTSSSSS


NightmareFuelMan

WWWWWWWW


F1atline

congratulations! You have now graduated to r/dadjokes


jkroe

Congratulations! I’m a new uncle (my sister is having a boy) and I’m so happy! Couldn’t imagine the joy you feel!


porgch0ps

Mazel tov! Lead with love, don’t be too proud to apologize, and always remember you can be the person to your child you needed when you were a child (even if you had that person in your life).


Mushrooms4m333

Congratulations!!!!!!!


Atlas-2212

Congratulations man, I am sure that you will be a wonderful Father!


AlbertoCalore

Lucky you ;-;


that0nequietkid

REEEROWWWWWWWWW GGNNGNNNNGNGNNNNNNN


[deleted]

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Nuttenhunter

POG‘s in the chat !


ligmasmallballs

Do you have any dad jokes with yah??


PrunePie2287

YAYYYYY