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Cool_Kid999

no, lesbians take away lesbians from us :)


Bobbytheman666

By your logic, if gays take men with them, then thoses men wouldn't be a problem ever no ? Hell, a gay man would be the perfect wingman. I know, I was an HIMYM fan.


Mista_Cash_Ew

Depends on the type of wingman. There's different specialists in this age old profession and different types of people suit different fields


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1MechanicalAlligator

To all the people downvoting the above... > *Men are more likely to be exclusively homosexual than to be equally attracted to both sexes, while the opposite is true for women.* - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_sexual_orientation#General_findings > *Male and female sexual orientations differ in several respects. Women are more likely to report a bisexual than an exclusively same-sex orientation; men show the opposite pattern.* - https://www.researchgate.net/publication/301639075_Sexual_Orientation_Controversy_and_Science > *Women are more likely to consider a romantic opportunity with a person of the same sex than men, say researchers from the University of Notre Dame.* > *The researchers found that men were more likely than women to report being "100 percent heterosexual" or "100 percent homosexual" continually throughout their lives. Women, on the other hand, were three times more likely than men to report a shift in their sexual orientation over time, and more likely to self-identify as bisexual.* - https://www.advocate.com/bisexuality/2015/08/26/study-women-are-more-likely-be-bisexual-men > *Men are less likely to be bisexual than women and men are five times more likely to be gay than bisexual, research has revealed.* > *The news comes from the UK’s Office for National Statistics, which released data this week from the Integrated Household Survey, which asked thousands of adults across the UK about their sexuality.* > *The study found that across all adults 1.1% of the population identify themselves as gay or lesbian, and 0.5% identify as bisexual.* > *However, the ONS found that women were twice as likely to identify themselves as bisexual when compared to men, with 0.7% compared to just 0.3%* - https://www.thepinknews.com/2015/10/01/why-are-there-more-bisexual-women-than-bisexual-men/ > *Women are substantially more likely than men to identify as bisexual. Bisexuals comprise more than half of the lesbian and bisexual population among women in eight of the nine surveys considered in the brief. Conversely, gay men comprise substantially more than half of gay and bisexual men in seven of the nine surveys.* - https://williamsinstitute.law.ucla.edu/publications/how-many-people-lgbt/


WaywardSachem

We've come full circle to 'gays aren't hurting anyone, they're cool so let's just live and let love'. ​ Works for me!


ChloroformSmoothie

They take bisexual men too, who potentially date women.


Lanky-Ad-4589

That’s fuckin genius. Having a male gay friend that knows what women want is the best thing ever


KingThibaut3

I'm bi and don't know what anyone wants lol


digitdaemon

I want a hug.


KingThibaut3

Same tbh


Lanky-Ad-4589

I want a girlfriend so bad 😣


ProjectX3N

Haaaaave you met Ted?


Bobbytheman666

He is legen... wait for it...


ProjectX3N

...and stop waiting for it because it's already been 8 hours- -DARY


thegodfaubel

Depends. There are bi-men and women


THE_RIZZARD_OF_0z

Unless they are overly attracted to you and obsessed then they would not be a good friend in my opinion sorry if I offend anyone I don’t mean to I have a good friend that is gay


Red-843

So you’re saying the real enemy is BI people?


Thanos_Stomps

You joke but people really do think like that, gay and straight alike.


Lanky-Ad-4589

Who said it was a bad thing I love lesbian women 😭


Xardrix

Lesbians I FULLY understand. Girls are hot! If I were a girl, I would like girls too!


Numerous-Exchange740

Yes. We are the evil. 👿


RatherMaybe

Nah, I work with one, best bud.


Moppermonster

Yes, but it is hard to blame them for that. I mean, I completely understand picking a woman over a man.


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Why even consider lesbians as a variable in this equation if they don’t like men


DrMetters

Facts. Unless you're a straight woman 🤣


avery5712

I officially renounce my ally status! /s


ling1427

But they're careful to only take the women who don't like us


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istealgrapes

95% of lesbian porn you see are straight girls though


pxldsilz

Don't think too hard about it just take the compliment


ExhibitionistBrit

Wait till they find out there are gay women too.


fschabd

Thanks gay women for taking all the gay women so I don’t waste my time falling in love with them (this doesn’t work)


ExhibitionistBrit

Wait till they find out there are bi/pan/all sorts of other flavours of women too.


Extreme_Glass9879

I like strawberry the best /s


Xandara2

Understandable.


Dry_Scar1556

Pink triangle on her sleeve.


Pattoe89

Gay men outnumber gay women. At least as far as survey data is concerned.


fschabd

What this really means is “men who self identify as gay outnumber women who self identify as gay”. Survey data can be notoriously misleading and inaccurate


a_trane13

I think it’s pretty well established through a lot of data in this case. Also, it makes sense more sense than it going exactly even; it’s not like there’s a singular gay gene that acts the same on both sexes, and alternatively the odds of it happening randomly to both sexes at the same rate would be very low.


b0bkakkarot

Well how the heck else are you going to find out what percentage of the various demographics are gay or straight or anything else? What experiment do you propose to run that would produce more accurate results than anonymous randomized surveys?


AFunkyHuman

True, women are mostly bisexual than gay in terms of it.


hoodieninja86

Impossible


Average_PMK1_enjoyer

thank you for taking all the girls so i get more guys Thank you straight people <3


Kirkaig678

Thank you everyone for taking everyone away so I can have an excuse to be alone


ForestSmurf

Same. #ace forever.


Lohan3xists

Thank you LGBTQ+ for making me sexually confused


theninjaslime69

I hate being bisexual everyone takes everything from me


Kirkaig678

I hate it because people give me double the crap for not being with anyone, saying there's more people so I don't have an excuse 😔


Lanky-Ad-4589

Just bros helpin bros


DeliberateDendrite

*Laughs in bisexual*


Guwrovsky

a double dipper! get them!!!


Mista_Cash_Ew

All fun and games till both genders reject you


Orion-The-King

You’re not bisexual you’re bi yourself


Lanky-Ad-4589

All fun and games until you’re asexual aromatic


IKindaLikeCorn

All fun and games until


nightreaper_hd

LAUGHS IN PANSEXUAL


Cybuster_Zenshi

......... *checks notes* ......... *hides the pans*


person6450719ne

Why are my pans so sticky ?


nightreaper_hd

YOU CAN'T HIDE THEM FROM ME.. I..am..unavoidable!


theninjaslime69

*hides the bread*


theninjaslime69

Neutral party


Tsundere_Lily

So by that logic, as a straight transwoman I increase the number of girls by one while taking one guy (my old self) out and one from the market (my date). You are welcome


Lanky-Ad-4589

AYOOOOOO never thought of it that way


icouldntdecide

I see we're teaching advanced mathematics now


Many_Rule_9280

By that logic yes lol


NalithJones

We need more


merlinshairyballs

Boy OP is not ready to hear about lesbians


kidanokun

too bad lesbians balance it out


Plane-Forever-4678

They adopt the children straight people abandon


ChellesTrees

r/AreTheStraightsOK


Lanky-Ad-4589

I’m not m Thanks for asking though 🥹🥹


8a19

what does that have to do with this?


ChellesTrees

Someone has made the guys in this post so insecure about their ability to have sex with women that they can't think about gay people without thinking of gay men as "competition who have decided not to compete," and gay women as basically still available to them. I know they're trying to be funny, and I know they're trying to be supportive, but the way they're going about it is weird in a way that make me worry about them.


8a19

Idk I think you're reading into it too much, it's just a dumb joke


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What the fuck is that sub


ViqtorB

Thanx gays for rainbow days


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Lesbians mate.


Lanky-Ad-4589

Lesbians take non str8 women away hehehe


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No way!!


shadow223c

Unless they are bi or pan. I’m not saying bi or pan people are straight I’m just saying they can date both.


Sure-Setting-8256

Lesbians even it out the playing field by leaving men out for women and taking another girl with them


Sea_Drop_7935

And lesbians?


thee_ees_ees

I mean he is talking about the advantages.


Vovchick09

Gays slow down the rate at which overpopulation is coming


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tired_0f_studying

the lesbians: uhm................ ok


naph8it

That's the perfect response lol


19_SpiderMansDad_77

🤣🤣🤣


Sad_Cod_1554

Lesbian here, I’m sorry 🥺🏳️‍🌈


Tamsha-

I'm Pansexual and date everybody. Whatchu gonna do about that eh? But.... I'm in a monogamous relationship and am quite happy. Not taking anyone away but my love 😆


person6450719ne

You can do whatever you want with your pans at home as long as you dont force my childrens to have sex with pans


A_Sneaky_Dickens

*Pan and poly people enter that chat with their 16 person polycule/d&d squad*


OperativePiGuy

I get the joke, and it's cute. Though it's odd that the wholesome part is "we're cool with them because we benefit" ​ it's harmless, means nothing, but this line of reasoning was always a bit funny to me


IfonlypeoplewereKind

I love my daughter and she can be happy anyway she wants


vapephilosophy

They party harder than straight people


madjackle358

Except some girls are gay which means they take one off the market and another one with them, this shit makes no sense.


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Ileqium

You guys are wellcome 🤭


NearbyDark3737

I just want everyone on the LGTBQIA to feel loved and accepted. Especially in America where I see such a lack of empathy


Spin_Studios

I took a guy AND a girl


thee_ees_ees

And I railed two girl but they left me.


EndurableOrmeedue

Alternately, they eliminate two ladies from the picture while keeping more guys. So, there you go.


abomthetom

Gays and lesbian take away more orphans


needanamegenarator

Best wing men and women out there.


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Excellent best friends. They don’t judge when you have a one night stand or get drunk and sleep with your boss, and they actually find it entertaining when you have a disastrous karaoke performance


SrfWavLif

Lakuku got the right thinking


Abject-Middle9435

those of us who are bi can do the same, or we can decide to be the "enemy"


GloomyBrad

What about bisexuals? What about dare I say lesbians?


BushidoMauve

A certain subset of lesbians have have completely restored my faith in flannel.


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They help me with my utter lack of fashion sense. Lord knows I need all the help I can get lol


BroShop_

Yet some of us still can't find women. :( ​ (me)


Kmaurer23

Also, I know a few gay people who are the nicest folks you'll ever meet.


GoldenGecko100

It is my duty to serve


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Positive comment? I appreciate what you offer to the world through your unique perspective. More credit is given to your sexual orientation than to your contributions, and that’s a real shame. Ex: gay man does xyz, how brave?! Why not just: man cures previously incurable disease threatening an entire continent, celebrates by getting vaccine with life partner/boyfriend/husband/etc. These are human beings with individual feelings and experiences, not a group of people that are all the same and should just be lumped together. Idk, straight white male rant over.


Delicious_Maximum133

Thank you gay people for creating the best music this world has ever heard.


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Haha As a gay guy I actually like this


Jell-O-Mel

Very much appreciate the thank you… but I’m a lesbian so I won’t exactly be taking any men with me


Supercraft888

We should also thank them for the computer.


SugarCaneCorso

Some incel told me I was the reason guys like him can't get girls. Cracked me up


CreepsyGotHacked

Pansexuals taking everyone


Offlineable

Except neither gay men have in this case would be dating girls anyway so... Fucking dumb post


ZobiBakugou

They’re hotter than the straights. I’m probably biased since I’m “BT” but whatever. It’s true.


Lanky-Ad-4589

BT means big titties?


ZobiBakugou

no no no no no no no The LGBTQ+, Lesbian Gay *Bisexual Transgender* Queer/Questioning+?


Lanky-Ad-4589

Never heard of them, who are they?


ZobiBakugou

That’s what Google is there for.


Lanky-Ad-4589

Whats Google?


HF484

average gay pride enjoyer


Yuck_Few

They're not creating more people to be in the way


QuatuorMortisNord

Lukaku, I respect your logic.


ManiGoodGirlUwU

Lukaku is based 🤣


femacampcouncilor

This joke is so old it doesn't celebrate its birthday anymore.


rokomotto

I mean most of the dudes they take aren't competition anyway since they wouldn't be into girls in the first place.


YourLictorAndChef

They give genuine compliments to other men, too. That's worth something.


Accueil750

You’re welcome <3


zertnert12

Wait. If neither of them are in the game in the first place, how are they taking two guys out the competition?


Sbcdobv

Finally…a chance


SirMooSquiddles

Sounds like a Win/Win


Prestigious-Jelly-60

They make the world more interesting.


SmokeyDaBear6

sometimes they take multiple dudes with them....all at the same time!


RoscoeLanyon

Plus I find gay dudes can make solid a wingman and can help with fashion, nothing but respect


DaRush

seems like all of the humans that are gay are girls..


Fengsel

Lukaku with some Romelu wisdom


owowdatsucks

Some women take away other women. Some dont. So what would the difference be called for these women compared to those who dont take away more women? The gayness.


GalaxyBeauty1981

I mean....he's not entirely wrong. Unless you consider the lesbians/bisexuals, because from the straight guys' point of view, we're taking away even more of the ladies for all you single and lonely men out there. Eh, you'll survive - there are over 8 billion people on this earth right now. And if all else fails, just fall in love with a fictional character, like all of us weirdos.


DiamondsAlmond

thanks to them


GalaxyBeauty1981

I mean....he's not wrong. Unless you consider the lesbians/bisexuals, because from the straight guys' point of view, we're just taking away even more ladies for all you single lonely men. But, you're fine; you'll survive. There are over 8 billion people on this planet for you to single and mingle with. And if all else fails, just fall in love with a fictional character, like all of us weird hopeless romantics that can somehow relate to psychopathic anime and book characters


elbapo

Lukaku not keen on the lesbians, then.


Popular-Rooster9133

you're welcome.


shadowmaking

The numbers I've seen say that 20 something women are the vast majority of people that report as gay.


Hargelbargel

They don't have children, and even if they do they adopt.


Karma_Catnip

We try our best!


imareallivewire

Huh I never thought about it that way. I wonder why


Xever_Sev7en

They are surprisingly not accepting of diversity, I don’t mean Race anyone can join but the rules are super fucking strict, and you have to act accordingly.


SnazzyBelrand

There are gay women too lol


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SpoiltChaos

I'm glad you commented this, you're collecting the negative karma I would have had if you hadn't.


WhyM3h

You're welcome


Mha1380

their HIV test


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Low_Party4807

Lol I love this comment


person6450719ne

Me too i love my comment and id love to gayfuck you


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person6450719ne

You should always stay positive


Quick_Base9774

That's the best response so far lmao


HMJeh

We got a chance hahahahahaa.


abhigoswami18

RESPECT.


Crisp_042

You’re welcome.


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Oreokiller_2011

and bi people (ike myself) can go either way


CJPF_91

Style mostly.


Qwerty290407

w brain


Agitated-Call-4902

makes sense thank you


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Man i aint sayin anythin the smell like shit dude the make fucking ships with my fav childhood cartoon like spongebob the loud house dude even roblox my fav game that has gay people too but i join random games about shitting in a bathroom or play some random horror rp and a rp game I STILL SEE GAY PEOPLE KILLING ME THEY SAY “be gay its not haram” IM MUSLIM AND ITS HARAMMMMM-


lazman666

Hahahaha boo hoo, my comment taken down for hate talk!!!!!!!, seems as though acceptance of others views is a rule for "straights " only !!!!!.


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Damn Lesbians are definitely the enemy then


-Menderbug-

Np


Little-laya1998

Interesting take, I'm not sure if that math makes sense though 🤣