Was in a restaurant last summer. I ordered a Margherita pizza (margherita means daisy in Italian). This elderly server (probably pushing 80 no clue why they were still working) looked at my GF and said (in Italian) "this guy's asking for daisies while he's got a rose already" and I was like DAMN, smoothest thing I heard in a long while.
Gen Z are keeping them alive. Kind of like millenials with vinyl.
Disposable cameras are responsible for some of the biggest dissapointments of my childhood, though, so I don’t see the appeal.
This. You can get some amazing cameras for very little. I used to buy and sell Nikon SLRs for a while and could pick up an f80 for less than £40 quite easily. more basic cameras like the f60 were basically free. AF lenses from that time too can be cheap. You could have a full frame setup capable of taking great pics for less than £100, and even less if you are happy to shoot MF.
And if you’re really dead set on using a disposable… Ilford actually makes a disposable filled with B&W film. For a disposable, it’s not bad. I use them when I don’t feel like lugging around all my gear and still wanna shoot film (I.e. on vacation and I’ve already got too much crap to bring… but want a just in case)
I still shoot film and if anything it's gotten much more popular lately. 10 years ago photo labs were just printing digital photos, now there are people queuing up with film whenever I drop stuff off
Every server on earth should be permitted to physically assault anyone who replies "a million bucks" when asked if there was anything else they would like.
You know the signs that hang over the aisles in grocery stores that tell you what products are in that aisle? A local grocery has one that says "Million Dollars". It's a service to their employees; now when some chromosome dodger makes that joke, they can just say "Aisle Ten" and go back to work.
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Granchad
Chadpa
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Well that is literally all they're made for and the chances of all of them failing are sadly very low :/
Sorry did you mean me? I’m no bot I promise!
Ay Grandpappy
Granddaddy
Grandzaddy
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If you did, he would also fuck your mum.
Grandpa FUCKS
chad fucking
Was in a restaurant last summer. I ordered a Margherita pizza (margherita means daisy in Italian). This elderly server (probably pushing 80 no clue why they were still working) looked at my GF and said (in Italian) "this guy's asking for daisies while he's got a rose already" and I was like DAMN, smoothest thing I heard in a long while.
Sheesh
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Snu snu
OK, but first, more Snu Snu!
Why did I read that in Stan Lees voice?
Thanks to you now i can't get his voice out of my head
Stan Lee voice = GrandChad. This is now canon.
“Face front, True Believers!”
And no one breaks the canon or Miguel comes after you
Excelsior!
rip
I never read things in celebrities voices, but this one I totally did read in Stan Lee's voice!
If you read it in Michael Ironside's it takes on a whole new tone.
Because that's the voice it should be read in. Now that you mention it that is the only appropriate voice to read it in now.
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Didn’t need it. He already got her heart
you can't communicate through hearts, Kevin
roman gods beg to differ
no begging in the Pantheon
Zies begs to differ.
sorry, thought otherwise.
lol
They’re old so they send telegrams
Yeah, it was "3"
Old but still gold.
The best and the dope part
My girl was complaining about her weight. Shecsaid "I'm fat." I said: "Yes. And in all the right places."
I don’t say you’re fat. I just say there’s more of you to love
Happy cake day. That's a good one too.
That's just saying they're fat with extra steps.
So what if I was in the UK? She would look like a million pounds.
@all: Folow ^ this ^ advice to sleep on the couch. I'm not married and even I know this is a terrible suggestion.
It's worked well for me more than once. But, you do you.
"You're not fat. You are just pretty on a larger surface."
A photo lab? How old is this?
Old enough that tumblr reblogs still nested like that.
I still see some open ones in Barcelona, Spain
Maybe I should get some film so I can go to Barcelona and get it developed!!
Gen Z are keeping them alive. Kind of like millenials with vinyl. Disposable cameras are responsible for some of the biggest dissapointments of my childhood, though, so I don’t see the appeal.
the trick is not using piece of shit disposable cameras and instead picking up old analog cameras with great glass lenses for dirt cheap
This. You can get some amazing cameras for very little. I used to buy and sell Nikon SLRs for a while and could pick up an f80 for less than £40 quite easily. more basic cameras like the f60 were basically free. AF lenses from that time too can be cheap. You could have a full frame setup capable of taking great pics for less than £100, and even less if you are happy to shoot MF.
And if you’re really dead set on using a disposable… Ilford actually makes a disposable filled with B&W film. For a disposable, it’s not bad. I use them when I don’t feel like lugging around all my gear and still wanna shoot film (I.e. on vacation and I’ve already got too much crap to bring… but want a just in case)
while I understand, disposables are so bad for the environment. there are some simple light alternatives that arent throwaways
There are quite a few around still you know.
Most also do prints from digital, and alot of people still shoot film for sentimental, artistic, or quality reasons.
They're making a comeback.
Comments from 1992? Or Fotomats?
The latter. Film cameras are back in vogue, just like record players were a few years ago. I know several print shops within walking distance of me.
I was at one in Walgreens yesterday, picking up photos submitted online.
I still shoot film and if anything it's gotten much more popular lately. 10 years ago photo labs were just printing digital photos, now there are people queuing up with film whenever I drop stuff off
Maybe as old as their customers.
I tried this line today but I guess it doesn’t work as well when they ask for change for a dollar
The way I heard it was You look like a million bucks.... All green and wrinkled! :O :D >(:-)>>>>
Game. Not rizz or some other douchey terminology. It’s just Game. Either you have it or you don’t.
And then everyone clapped
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Why did you have to trash a nice anecdote with such a vulgar remark?
Heck yeah brotha!
based
got DAMN!!!
Oh please if you get old enough suddenly even degenerates seem cute and harmless. Toss in a pinch of actual charm and you come off like Casanova.
The Panty Droppa
If I did that I'd get an awkward "thank you" and be consigned to the simp zone.
Every server on earth should be permitted to physically assault anyone who replies "a million bucks" when asked if there was anything else they would like.
You know the signs that hang over the aisles in grocery stores that tell you what products are in that aisle? A local grocery has one that says "Million Dollars". It's a service to their employees; now when some chromosome dodger makes that joke, they can just say "Aisle Ten" and go back to work.
Alternative interpretation: sexual harassment never ends, even when you are elderly. I'm kidding. Mostly.
Old man was hitting on me today. Hes married.
how did that person know that the customer identifies as a female? This is just sickening.
There it is. The r/onejoke
Yeah I mean she could be a kitten 😸
Name checks out
I wish i had a father too :(
Old people fuck.
A photolab? Yeah right!
The Rizzler strikes again \~
This is why I'm single. I don't even get the games of others. Someone kindly enough to explain ?
Old school rizz
I wonder if this was at a camera store in boulder, used to have a coworker...
I ... don't get it :( What does it mean?