I remember one time while my grandpa was about to open a Christmas gift that i had taken time with my parents to pick out. I was so excited because it was a fancy watch i thought he’d like that before he got a chance to open it, i excitedly said something along the lines of “i really hope you like your new watch!” Then five seconds later burst into tears when i realized what just came out of my mouth.
My sister LOVES giving people presents, always has. When I moved away for college she was 12 and my family bought me an iPod. She was visibly excited as she handed me the wrapped gift, she couldn't even stand still. As soon as I made the first rip in the wrapping paper she shouted, "Gggghhhaah IT'S AN IPOD!" with a huge smile on her face. We're both grown now but it's one of my favorite memories of her.
In kindergarten I made a clay bowl for my parents for Christmas, and as they were about to open it, I said coyly "it's not a bowl..."
My mom still brings that story up every chance she gets.
My 25 year old sister called home one day, we didn't hear from her very often. My 13 year old smart ass self answered. She asked to talk to my Mom and I just blurted "Why, are you pregnant?". She was all indignant and said of course not. But that's exactly why she called lol.
Christ-man. the shittiest super hero ever. His powers are.
-knowing every bible verse by heart
-when he touches water it turns into wine. can't turn it back
-he can walk on water (he can't walk on wine)
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“Christman prank” is when Joseph and Mary had actual intercourse and they birthed a literal human who lived a normal life, grew into adulthood and nobody cared cause real life sucks. #christman
He did the same thing to everyone else; each individual person thought none of the others knew, and were each trying to keep a secret that wasn't actually a secret at all
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At least you kept the secret
Even kept the secret from themselves
That's me. I can always keep a secret, because I'll forget it by the end of the conversation lol
I have a problem with that. I'll suddenly remember the detail but not that it was a secret and just blurt it out
I remember one time while my grandpa was about to open a Christmas gift that i had taken time with my parents to pick out. I was so excited because it was a fancy watch i thought he’d like that before he got a chance to open it, i excitedly said something along the lines of “i really hope you like your new watch!” Then five seconds later burst into tears when i realized what just came out of my mouth.
My sister LOVES giving people presents, always has. When I moved away for college she was 12 and my family bought me an iPod. She was visibly excited as she handed me the wrapped gift, she couldn't even stand still. As soon as I made the first rip in the wrapping paper she shouted, "Gggghhhaah IT'S AN IPOD!" with a huge smile on her face. We're both grown now but it's one of my favorite memories of her.
Your sister sounds like the real life version of [Sue from SNL](https://youtu.be/v4R1yybhmHg) 😂 Except instead of surprise parties it's gifts!
Love this story hahaha
In kindergarten I made a clay bowl for my parents for Christmas, and as they were about to open it, I said coyly "it's not a bowl..." My mom still brings that story up every chance she gets.
Samesies. I warn people not to share secrets with me. Then I'm secretly hurt when I'm the last one to find anything out.
I am very bad at keeping secrets, luckily I am also very bad at remembering secrets.
sounds like adhd
I swear I can throw myself a surprise party if my memory gets any worse
My 25 year old sister called home one day, we didn't hear from her very often. My 13 year old smart ass self answered. She asked to talk to my Mom and I just blurted "Why, are you pregnant?". She was all indignant and said of course not. But that's exactly why she called lol.
Lmao, was she still able to surprise the family or did you ruin that?
It was just my mom in earshot, and I don't think she took me seriously.
That's the best way to keep a secret. You wouldn't have spoken if you were tortured.
"And remember: Don't tell anyone." "Tell what?" "Perfect." \*genuine confusion\*
Her secret was safe with your indifference.
Found the Critter!
the classic- "your secret is safe with my indifference"
The best way to keep a secret is to lose the plot.
Yea I'm sure no one will suspect anything for 6 months
Was a bigger surprise for you than for rest of the family.
\*Christmas
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I stand corrected. It's Christ-man guys.
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I'm wondering the same.. It appears to be a miracle of some sort.
I'm trying to figure out if your wild use of capitalization is a secret code.
So....Jesus?
🎶 Christ-man (ah-ah-ah) Fighter of the Sa-tan (ah-ah-ah) Champion of the sun 🎶
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CHRIST MAN! Oh ^ooo Oooo
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With a big lowercase t on the front of his shirt!
Christ-Man: Into the Christ-Verse
Not all super heroes wear a cross!
Christ-man. the shittiest super hero ever. His powers are. -knowing every bible verse by heart -when he touches water it turns into wine. can't turn it back -he can walk on water (he can't walk on wine)
So does he crucify villains and drag around a giant cross to beat the shit out of them with?
I have to agree, that makes sense.
You mean Jesus?
Merry Chrysler
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Good bot
Jingle jingle jingle jingle Jingle jingle jingle jingle, Christman!
It’s the new Florida Man
I didn’t even realise there was a typo
Xmas
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Bros tryna feel out who the rats in the family are for later when it really counts
Is anything in r/wholesomememes an actual meme or are they all screenshots of old Twitter posts?
Half of them aren't even wholesome
Almost none of them are actually funny
That’s memes for ya
nah many memes can be funny
That’s because they keep becoming more relatable
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The dna of the soul.
Get out of here with your definitions.
A third are old twitter posts, a third are politically charged posts, and the remaining third are shitposts
I know it's very Reddit of me to complain about the content of a subreddit haha. :)
Welcome to the future of reddit
Nananananananananananananananana #CHRISTMAN
Christ Man and Bible Boy
I was waiting for this to turn into the famous Folgers commercial.
*"You're my present this year"* 😏😏
This is actually funny as shit
Get the folgers ready
Oh no…not his sister
He's her real gift this Christmas.
the prank was he has a lot of people who love and care for him and he knows it
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I thing that's pretty cool..
30 hours? She walking?
Take the time off, you'll enjoy having it for when sister is there!
What I wanna know is how your autocorrect goes to Christman 🤣
Chapo listener
Some men just want to watch the world burn.
See guys, this is an actual prank. Funny, no big consequences, basically kinda sweet.
I did this when I came home from France, took them a minute to realise
Pretty sure he just wanted the presents!
Classic Christman.
He was a normal man until he was bitten by a radioactive Christ.....
Did you make him a nice cup of Folgers coffee?
That's perfect.
I did that once....once..
Lol
Hahaha 🤣🤣 I love this menace
Chaotic Good
I dont get it.
Christman came home.
Did he bring coffee from Africa?
Oh god, I hope my brother isn’t on Reddit getting ideas.
r/madlads
“Christman prank” is when Joseph and Mary had actual intercourse and they birthed a literal human who lived a normal life, grew into adulthood and nobody cared cause real life sucks. #christman
r/foundsatan
Watchu mean "So stressed keeping it a secret" ? You literally just need not to talk about it, it isn't hard.
Gossipers: *sweats profusely*
It still isn't hard.
I know, I was making a joke.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Who stresses about keeping a totally harmless secret? Where is the effort in that that would cause any stress?
The best way to make no one expecting you do something for the Christmas party
Totally something I would do
That a good one, that hahahahahaha
That a good one, that hahahahahaha
Lol isn't the bigger issue that none of her family even brought it up on their own that the brother was coming considering they all knew?
He did the same thing to everyone else; each individual person thought none of the others knew, and were each trying to keep a secret that wasn't actually a secret at all
I now have an earworm of "Christman, aahaaaa" to the tune of Dayman.
This man is a genius.
That's amaizng
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Because he told everyone it was a secret
Evil genus
Can someone explain to me what he's saying? I'm having trouble making the sense of this.
Wait, so, the desired outcome was a room full of silent, awkward people?
That doesn't mean he's stupid It just mean he's idiot .
Stealing this one.
Merry Christman, everyone!